It’s me again. Back down to Rio, but this time with no agenda beyond enjoying myself during a well deserved vacation.

Landing in Rio always brings a smile to my lips. Why? I’ve wrestled with that question since I first visited Rio. Is it the girls who take pride in their femininity like no others? Or the incredible skills they bring to the cabines? Or perhaps the worldfamous brazilian bikinis? (Going to the beach in Rio is harder on my neck than front row seats at a NASCAR race)

The RULES OF ENGAGEMENT:

For many reasons, this trip will be different than any other. How? In addition to taking it easy on this trip while celebrating a recent divorce, I will:
1. once again visit termas, after forsaking them for several trips
2. be operating on my own power, without a chemically altered libido
3. make an honest effort to use protection at all times, and
4. try to avoid using any erectile enhancing drugs

1. Termas Long ago I grew weary of the termas. The price/value just wasn’t there for me. Instead, I sought out the diamonds in the rough that could hang in my apartment with me, and provide longer sessions without the dreaded ‘terma clock’ running. For a variety of reasons I decided to reenter the terma scene on this trip, and not bring any women back to my apartment. We’ll see how that goes.

2. Libido. I embarked on this trip free from any and all ‘supplements’. In years past I had become very fond of any chemical substance which could enhance libido or performance, so much so that my libido took on a life of its own. A man in his 40’s should not have the urge to have sex three, four or even five times per day, and yet these supplements had me routinely craving sex this frequently. After completely eliminating these supplements, it took months for my testosterone levels to return to normal. On this trip I will be operating on normal testro levels, ‘sessioning’ far less, and enjoying all that Rio has to offer.

3. Protection. In prior trips I actually went weeks without using protection. Thanks to a benevolent god, in spite of all the unprotected sex I have had in Rio I never contracted any STD’s. As much as I love that ‘pure and natural’ feeling of barebacking, tempting fate is never a wise choice! This trip I have vowed to go 100% protected

4. Stamina. A guy my age should have NO problem attaining an erection when knocking knees with a hot latin girl half his age. I used to pop “Vitamin C” like it was candy. While Cialis is far superior to Viagra, both meds have side effects. Call me funny, but I’d like to see how well I can do without these meds, so we’re trying to not use any ED supplements.

This trip I want to only have sex as much as the unit permits. To that end, I have decided to include full disclosure of the fact that I am unmedicated to the garotas during my interview. In this manner, they will know that any erection achieved and maintained is entirely due to them. Who knows – maybe some of the garotas will enjoy the challenge?

Day 1
After spending the day at the beach renewing acquaintances with some old friends, it was off to Solarium. Walking into the bar, I surveyed the entire room and immediately concluded that I would happily fuck any of the 15 women in the room. Unlike some of the overindulgent critics on the board (you know who you are), I am anything but picky. The girl I sat beside was very friendly, and after finishing my first drink I began interviewing her. She agreed to an uncovered blowjob for as long as I wanted, and unlimited anal. And she was actually HAPPY that I was med free!

After almost two years away from the talents of a Brazilian hooker, you can guess that I had nooooo problemas with libido as I slid into the saddle again. As promised, Meli gave a prolonged hummer, complete with plenty of bonus deepthroating, ballwashing and even a bit of unwelcomed attention further south of the twins (yikes) . I’m still nursing my wounds from an unfortunate ‘happy ending’ from a masseuse who thought my ass had a “welcome’ sign on it, so I grabbed her by the hair and put her back on task.

When the riding began, wearing protection was no problema at all. I never did like those things, but this time I hardly noticed it as I was pounding my pogo stick in her pooper.

Photos: Meli 01 02 03

In spite of an unplanned run to the shitter midway through our session, this garota earns a hearty THUMBS UP from me. She even tossed in an unrequested BBBJTCCIM

(As any true gentleman should do, I asked her permission before posting these pics. Fortunately they were taken BEFORE the session began…)

Since the next day was a holiday in Brazil, ALL TERMAS were closed! I might as well have a double today since tomorrow will be an ‘off day’. The night was young and so was I, so it was off to Luomo for a peek at the reportedly below average talent.

Luana agreed to everything I asked and off to the cabine I went.

Photos: Luana 04 05

Another excellent session. Hell – what’s NOT to like? So far, the libido was performing well, I’d used protection for two sessions and had no probs that would require meds. “We’re off to a good start” I thought as I left that fine establishment.

Day 2
The Beach Soccer World Cup is being held on the beach in Copa, so I wandered around and enjoyed the sights. Entrance is free – a rather cool feature of Brazilian life. I’ve heard that NO events held on the beach ever charge admission? If so, kudos to them! There were plenty of enthusiastic spectators as we watched a close match between Uruguay and Portugal.







Isn’t it amazing how fashion conscious brazileiras are? Check out this girls footware for a day at the beach:



The day ended with a wonderful dinner at the Restaurante Terzetto with some local friends. The only thing better than the food was the company. Life is good.

thanks for the pics. nice girls !!
we share one thing.....
i"am not as choosy, like some of our monger
friends,
well each monger has his own CRITERIA.

NEVER BEEN TO BRAZIL, ONLY THAILAND and Costa Rica.

how much do you pay for a girl (long time ) or all nite ??

thanks for the report..
the happy monger

Very nice Rover.

IR,

Oh man, your report had me looking up flights online for Rio till I came to my senses. That's when I realized MBL would somehow find me and all my fun would come to a swift conclusion.

Thanks for the wonderful visuals--they're fantastic!

Jag

Was the girl on the bike wearing anything except the nice shoes?

GCL -- We all know the only reason you noticed the shoes at all is because you were checking out the foot configuration...

By the way, how about a synopsis of your ped-servations?

Day 3

Since yesterday was a national holiday here in Brazil, and I was unable to go to any termas? I awoke today with a full sack. How sad.

With my self imposed moratorium on bringing any women back to my apartment? That meant I had to wait until the termas opened today.

To focus my energy on something productive, I chose to walk the entire length of the Copacabana beach this morning.



As I strove to enjoy the sights and sounds afforded to a normal tourist, things were going well! ... until I saw this:






Being a man with ‘urges’, that had not been met in two days, I quickly left the beach, turning my sights to this little spinnerette (with braces) at 4x4

Photos: Spinnerette 06 07 08 09

Performance? Good by American standards, but not great. Unfortunately the braces kept the hummer from being entirely wet and sloppy enuff, but at least I sessioned at 4:59 p.m. and saved R$30 ($17 USD) on my entrance fee. I forgot her name, but no loss – at least she ran the flag up the pole without meds while I gratefully acknowledged how nice it was to bang a hottie like her for less than $85 USD

From 4x4 it was off to Termas Cancun for the first time. This place is a refreshing change from the normal Termas. I met up with at least 10 board members, one of which referred me to Cristal.

Photo: Cristal 10

Whereas this chick was in fact ‘older’ than I normally like, I couldn’t help being intrigued by my friend’s recommendation that I HAD to bang her. “She gives a hummer like no other” he assured me

Photo: Cristal 11

As soon as her lips met my eager member, I knew why this gentleman was so enamored with her. Her twenty minute hummer was nothing short of glorious!

Photo: Cristal 12

A more enthusiastic, sloppy and sensual hummer I have not enjoyed on the entire trip. And like most women of her generation, she was as grateful as I to still be in the game.

Photo: Cristal 13



Someone named GCL commented one of my earlier pictures.



Although I’ve never met this ‘gentleman’ named GCL, let me just state that I am against ogling women for their physical features, especially their feet. My god – what has the world come to when a woman cannot go surfing without having a pervert drooling over her platforms?

That said, I will admit that she was rather well endowed below the ankles



Summary of Day 3
Two sessions
No supplements
Completely protected at all times

We’re on target.

Ah, I long for the good old days, (a year or so ago) when the sand sculpture bundas didn't have to have dental floss bikinis to protect our delicate sensibilities.

God bless all politicians (as well as meth head fudge packing Republican evangelists)

Jag: What would MBL do, if she found you in Rio uannounced? Refuse your money? OTOH, you are lost in Rio without her. Better for you to stay home.

Seeing the first photo, I thought she was wearing heels, which brought a chuckle. But I see now it was just flip flops. Nevertheless, the brassileras, even in their most casual moments, are simply irresistable, nao e?

Can IR keep the game plan in motion or will he break down?????

Supplements 50/50? Wait till he hits the wall!

Protection; 80/20? Has good reason.

Garotaless for another 24 hour period 10/90...no way!

Leave it up to GCL to always be mentioning "feet". GCL do you have a foot fetish or something you would like to discuss and let the board know? Come on you can get out of the closet and admit it! Curious minds want to know?
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Sandman - You are right there is no way IR will be Garotaless for a 24 hour period. I was with him at a Club last night and he wore the stairs out going to the cabine! He said the "unit" was working fine natural?????? - - Hemp

IR
Thanks for the report, and good luck sticking to your new standards.
You're a better man than I.
DG

have it on good authority that IR is sitting at home plucking his prematurely graying pubes,{last count-62}, without a session today! oops, now he is roaming the streets of rio "eyeing little girls with bad intent". the old scorpian and the frog story- rio style.

Days 4&5
In all my ... dozens? of trips to Rio, I have never spent time being a 'tourist'. Amazing the views that normal testosterone levels will afford one.

Yesterday found me exploring Niteroi. Awesome little beach/fishing town right across the bay from Rio.




There are forts on either side of the bay that used to stretch a chain across the water to protect their beaches from pirates. Pretty cool stuff.



There's hang gliding from this ramp atop a mountain when the weather is warmer.



Had a great time with some locals and went home that night to get some rest.

Woke up to a time change this weekend in Rio, making Rio time three hours earlier than Eastern Standard time. On Sundays they close one lane of Ave Atlantica to auto traffic and it's great walking the roads.



After a great stroll and a visit to a friend's apartment in Botofogo I made my way to Terma Monte Carlo where I met this charming loira (blonde)

Photo: Elena 14

After 15 minutes of lapdancing in the boite, I had no choice but to take Elena up to a room where she earned the first 10 rating of the trip. Her attitude and performance were matched only by her beauty.

Photo: Elena 15

Deepthroating, ballwashing and threeholing - all without asking? And when I finished early, she just assumed I would want to continue and kept at it. If employees of the developed countries adapted this work ethic, we could end world hunger! Either way, she won't be hungry for a while after what she did with the results of the BBBJTCCIM.

Unlike the cold fish I have been with in America



the dinner that followed at Satirycon in Ipanema was second to none. Known as the best seafood place in Rio, the service and cuisine made for the perfect ending to another wonderful day in Rio.

For those who insist on giving odds to my success, here's the scorecard.

Summary of Days 4&5
One session
No supplements
Completely protected

We're holding firm, although the temptation to cut loose and live large are everpresent...

yeah

With clear blue skies and warm weather, yesterday was an automatic beach day. Found a cool beach vendor and snapped a few shots of his wares





From there it was off to Terma Cancun. Only a short walk from the Uruguayana metro station. I chatted up the lasses while enjoying a fine cigar and a few cold beverages.

Luna was looking pretty lovely so i asked her up to a cabine.

Photo: Luna 16

I had mentioned having spent the day at the beach, watching the brazilian women oil themselves all day, and how much it had turned me on seeing that so Luna brought a surprise to the room for me - a bottle of lotion. She proceeded to oil herself up while still in her bikini. The ritual took on an entirely new meaning for me as I imagined what I would soon be doing to her buttery soft cinammon morena body.

Photo: Luna 17

Luna rates very high after doing anything and everything I asked for. Excellent kisser. Highly recommended.

Photo: Luna 18

Although I hadn't planned to open AND close Terma Cancun, that is exactly what happened. We reconvened in the Whiskeria where more friends joined us and eventually made our way back upstairs to the Terma - again.

This next subject deserves special mention, for a variety of reasons.

Her name is Bel

Photo: Bel 19

and with her heels on she's hardly 5' tall. Without heels she's a spinner that Layne would die for. Perfect attitude. Extremely energetic.

Photos: Bel 20 21

Bel was on Hummer patrol when she looked up and suggested that I extend the session from 40 to 60 minutes. "Why?" I responded. Looking down at her resting her chin on the twins, I realized that my cock stood pretty much as tall as all of her cute little face. "It's only 20 reals more for the extra 20 minutes, and I'm going to need every minute for what I am going to do to you" was her response.

True to her word, this chick went ballastic on me. The anal was fantastic - she's so small i had to check in the mirror to see if my cock was poking out of her naval as I hammered her tiny ass.

She managed to make me pop three times that hour for a total of four nuts in 8 hours. The final climax was an unplanned ATM withdrawal which she swallowed like a champ.

IMHO Bel is a must on any visit to Rio.

Photo: Tiaza 22

After dropping the equivalent of $100-140 USD per session on several termas, today I vowed to find a girl worthy of my loins for under $40 USD.

Photo: Tiaza 23

A buddy and I rode the metro to centro and began shopping some of the 'private massage' offices that are peppered around centro. Being easy to please, I found the 'doability rate' at 50/50. After knocking on a few doors and viewing the line up, my search ended with Tiaza.

Photo: Tiaza 24

18 years old. 3 weeks in the biz. A model quality face, beautiful hair, incrediblely gorgeous eyes... and braces! I've long since learned to ask when they last had their teeth adjusted. If it is within the past few days - pass. They won't be able to muster up and decent kissing or a longtime bj. Fortunately Tiaza was due for an adjustment NEXT week, so I knew we were safe.

Photo: Tiaza 25

This particular establishment wanted $65R/$30USD for 30 minutes. What I liked was they offered an upgraded suite with a shower and a large bed, wood walls, tile floors and music for $20R/$9.40USD more. So this adorably hot little spinner was mine with mirrored walls, fresh sheets, shower and soap and clean towels for the grand total of $85R/$39.90USD

Being so new to the biz, she was a bit modest. When her breasts fell outta the blouse as she lifted it I knew I had hit jackpot. The only flaw? Stretchmarks from growing so quickly so recently. But who am i to be critical...

Photo: Tiaza 26

She suggested a condom for the blowjob, and i firmly suggested that i had paid extra to take a shower so she could suck a clean cock. She smiled and got down to business sem camisena. But the best was yet to come.

Photo: Tiaza 27

Her puss was so small and tight that while in doggy it actually held my condom in place. There was no way in hell I could last very long with her being so gorgeous, fresh, young hot and tight. Had to switch out to a position which afforded me more control and tell her not to squeeze so hard. She responded with a surprised look and said she wasn't squeezing...

Money well spent in Rio

The lad is having too much fun......! But, well deserved and a very good reason to celebrate!

IR,

How many more days will you be in Rio? I hope you leave soon cause you're killing me with these photos.

Have a great time!!

Jag

Where is this place in Centro?

Ah hem... if I may.

First of all I want to publically admonish you for putting up photos of 'vendors wares'. That is the stupidest thing I have yet seen on this board. This is a mongering board, not home shopping network. Please stay on topic.

Second: You are a good photographer, but just as some people find it disturbing when a photographer cuts off part of a subject's head; I find it equally disturbing to see someone with their feet cut off. See Luna01 and Luna02... a couple of centimeters to the right and we would not have a girl with stumps.

Third: I am confused about something. You said, "...The final climax was an unplanned ATM withdrawal which she swallowed like a champ." In the ATMs that I have seen, the cock goes from the ass straight to the mouth. The part of ATM that is erotic for sick fucks like you and Hemp is that she is putting into her mouth something that was in her ass. So... what exactly did she swallow? The condom?

Thank you for the compliment GCL. Coming from a degenerate pervert like you is really special. What is with the fuckin feet thing? I hope you are getting counseling whereever you are. Boy do I feel sorry for your counselor! - Hemp

Jaguar
You're in luck, as I have come down with the Rio Crud, and cannot keep any liquids from spewing from my ass. To that 'end', my capers and snapshots will be sidelined until further notice.

GCL
How ironic that someone with a foot fetish would call me a 'sick fuck'? But i will recognize that you are currently banished to the NFL (Nobody Fucks Land}, and show some empathy in the form of these photos, taken just for you:





Speaking of sick fucks, for those of you out there who care to indulge in other fetishes, this is actually a mother/daughter



And as for your statement "In the ATM's I have seen"? Please - do not for a moment think that any of us wants more information on the myriad of ATM scenes you have 'seen'.

Hemp summed it up the best by bestowing his condolensces upon your counsellor. Would she know the full depth and breadth of the life that is GCL, surely she would slit her own wrists to purge herself.

In closing, I thought I would post this close up of a bit of trivia. Can anyone guess what happened here?

Photo: Implants

IR - my best guess is she is getting ready for the "Pooper Scooper"? - Hemp

Wow! You are killing me too! As I sit here watching the rain pour over New York I wonder what it is i'm doing here. Your report is fantastic and those photo's make me want to work harder so I can get back to Rio sooner. By the way Elena is amazing ! She was one of the highlights of my last trip. Thank you for a great report.

Silicone na bunda

Kinda grainy too. Way beneath your usual standards.

Don't worry, I got lot's of "Rio Alibi" photos for ya if you need them B-4 you get home! No monger should leave Rio without them.

Get outta jail photos to show the friends and family the wonderful touristy things you did when you were visiting Rio without missing a terma run....priceless!

The best things to show your family on the tourist stuff is to buy scenic post cards and then scan them and you will impress them with all the places you (were suppose) to visit (fuck they'll never know). I always send them to my mother and family in the states and they are so happy about my visiting these beautiful places. (Fuck I have never seen none of them). Now the Termas I know like like the back of my hand. My mother always says what a wonderful son I have. (Yeah Right) but scanning does work. - Hemp

Kudos to Coates for recognizing that the girl in that last picture did in fact have silicone butt implants. Being an assman? I kinda liked em too!

As I mentioned, the Rio Crud hit me yesterday. On my way home last night I stopped at the little cafe by my apartment to get some chicken soup. Dancing nervously from foot to foot as I held back the torrent of fluids that wanted to spew from my wretched gut, I asked the nice lady for a bowl of "sopa de canga". She and the entire store erupted in laughter at my faux paux. Apparently I had just ordered 'beach towel soup'. When the laughter subsided, she asked me if I wanted 'sopa de canja' instead. "Fine lady - just cook me ANY type of soup cuz it's only gonna fly thru me like shit thru a goose".

While the chicken soup was cooking, I asked to use their bathroom. As luck would have it, there was no paper in either the mens or ladies room. So off I go looking for a better place to let my volcanic bowels erupt. As luck would have it, I was right across the street from the Copacabana Princess Hotel where I found a wonderfull bathroom! Marble and granite, soft indirect lighting, light jazz in the background and TWO-PLY toilet tissue. Thanking the gods for such fortuitous timing, I waddled into the stall and sat down just in the nick of time. As all hell broke loose, one by one the other patrons of the rest room began commenting or leaving until finally I was left alone to battle it out. It was then I knew that I would indeed be sidelined until further notice pending the cooling of the molten magma flowing from my poor innards.

Woke up today with swollen glands and MORE shit flyin outta my sore ass. I managed to make it outside for a four hour run today with no accidents - thanks to Immodium AD, a Zpack, Aleve and a used buttplug that was given to me as a gift.

After taking a buddy to lunch to celebrate his birthday, it was time to return to my fresh new massagista in the private stock massage joints in Centro.

Tiaza was the logical choice today, even if it did mean repeating with the same girl from yesterday . Why? Four reasons:

1. The first time I was with her yesterday? It was virtually impossible to control my nut. A second shot should let me regain some control!

2. At under $40USD, the price was definitely right.

3. Since the building is virtually adjacent to the Carioca Metro station, I wouldn't have to spend too much time on the street and away from the beloved bathroom.

4. I could practise taking pictures of this girls feet. What is protocol here? Do we take a direct and a profile? Or are there other angles to consider?

Photo: Tiaza 28




The session was hot and frisky, as sex with a teenage debutante should be. I'm not sure if it was mental committment or physical exhaustion that kept me from nutting prematurely, but either way I was damn glad to last all 30 minutes with this gorgeous stunner.

On a positive note, as I shot my load all over her darling little face, I was glad that during our entire 30 minutes together that was the only spewing I did.

IR. Thank you very much for the feet photos. Your skills as a foot photographer are improving. I only hope Hombre doesnt start blocking out the 'good part' and censor the feet too.

I do not want to beat a dead horse here... but on the "ATM...swallow". Given that you are always using condoms, can you explain what was swallowed and how? If she didnt swallow the condom, did she remove it and drink the contents? I am having trouble understanding how the ATM with swallow worked with a condom deployed on your vile pecker.

To those who have asked on this thread and via inbox "What is the address to this massage joint" and "How can I go there?", here is my honest response.

Massage joints are not designed to be on the menu for the average sex tourist. And here's why.

Put yourself in the shoes of the average Brazilian doctor, lawyer or accountant. You rent office space in a fine downtown location. You're married. Next doors to your office is a massage joint that you often frequent. It is an unmarked door with a peephole, and an intercom. When someone rings the bell, the receptionist peers through the hole to see who is there before answering. When it is a male, she lets you in, welcomes you and takes you back to a private room where the available lineup comes by you. You pick one, she fucks you in your room and you leave.

At no time will you ever be in the reception area while another male is around. At no time will you ever hear any loud or boisterous talking. Why? The keyword is DISCRECTION.

So along comes two or three sexjockeys fresh off the plane from America, wandering the halls of this downtown office building. Like so many other sextourists, they don't know jackshit about brazilian culture - and could care less too! They're just here to get laid! They swagger down the halls, loudly talking about the bitches they just banged. They have a list of massage joints printed out which they keep out for all to see as they stroll around the building in their snazzy tourist clothes - in stark contrast to the professionals that work in the building.

As they walk down the hall, they don't realize that when another patron approaches the door ahead of them, they should respectfully wait at a distance, giving the first patron the dignity of entering alone without notice or recognition. After all, that patron is probably a married doctor or lawyer and would not want to be seen going in and out of a massage joint with a bunch of boisterous sextourists like you!

When you enter the first thing you realize is that no one speaks a word of english. Unlike the termas, there's noone there to translate prices and times for you. A knowledge of Portuguese is expected, otherwise how the hell did you find the place?

If you're like so many other rude sex tourists that have overrun Copacabana, you will loudly proclaim "Damn - you look good" and feel free to grunt loudly as you fuck your puta and even do some very loud moaning? Not cool! They expect discrection within these thin walls! (It should go without saying that yelling like a kid who just won the 100 yard dash in the special olympics when you attain climax would not go over well either.)

So now the time is 6 p.m. as you leave the building and talk with your buddies in the elevator about your experiences, and the Termas you've been to. You embarrass the hell outta everyone you come in contact with, but this time it is not in Copacabana where everyone expects it - you've infiltrated the true homeland of the average Brazilian businessman and conducted yourself all wrong. Not a safe situation.

Speaking of safety? Do you wander around Centro after dark in your bermuda shorts and t-shirt, having a few drinks? If you do you're a prime target for a robbery.

Do you ride the metro after 8 p.m. looking like a tourist? Again - prime target for trouble.

When you learn enough portuguese to find your own massage joints, and heed some of these basic safety rules, you can go and find your own diamonds in the rough. Until then - enjoy the rest of what Rio has to offer - you're sure to have fun whereever you go.

Leave it up to GCL to ask such vile and disgusting questions. This is something you can discuss with your shrink during your counseling sessions which I assume are at least 3 or 4 times a day. Does your Doctor think there is hope for you? I seriously doubt it! One more question, since you are in the "no pootang" zone is your wrist sore? - Hemp

Thank you for speaking up,Hemp. Honestly, what has happened to the decorum around here? Have we no more shame?

Thanks for the fine reporting IrishRover. I for one am sure you will share whatever is on your mind when the time is right. In the meantime, simply ignore the likes of GCL. He's likely savagely horny after leaving Brazil to return to live and work in Bumdiddle USA. And can you blame him?

A couple of points:

Your shitfit description reminds me of the scene in Dumb & Dumber with the broken toilet.

"They swagger down the halls, loudly talking about the bitches they just banged."

You forgot passing around the digital camera showing photos of their conquests. I don't blame you for keeping it secret.

The weather seemed like a good beach day to me today, as it was finally sunny, but there was a cool breeze and it was just below 70 degrees, which meant that instead of seeing some bunda on the beach? Here's the only Bunda I could find:



Add to that the fact that the beach had redcross flags up warning people not to swim. Some killer surf out there today.

With that done, I took the Metro to the Uruguana station in Centro to do some shopping at one of the larger flea markets you'll ever see



This picture really illustrates what the Centro district is like. New highrises built beside aging decrepit ones, and a fleamarket right there too. Gotta love Brazil!

Photo: Kelly 29

From there it was a short walk to Termas Cancun for some good times in the Whiskeria. The cool thing about the Whiskeria is that you are in a bar with 20-30 bikini clad babes while wearing your street clothes with pleasant music playing at a volume that permits normal conversation. That's a far cry from the normal terma environment!

Photo: Kelly 30

My hostess for the day was this extremely tall and well put together blonde named Kelly. In addition to having lovely skin, a great smile and a funloving attitude, Kelly is quite the champion of anal sex. I must say how delightful it was to pound her pooper this afternoon. It seemed that the harder I went at it, the more she got into it? That's my kinda girl!

Photo: Kelly 31

Kelly agreed to everything I asked (including posting her complete pictures on this American website). Although they're store bought, that rack is delicious.

Price including entrance, two drinks and 40 minutes?

R$178 or $83 USD. Not bad for having my way with such a lovely lass.

IrishRover:

I'm enjoying your tales and pics.. nice loirinha. And thanks for explaing to teh mngering hordes how NOT to act in Rio and why not. To be honest whne you first started posting about the downtown apts. I thought to myself - oh no! Americanos will soon be shot on sight as they step off the metro at Estacao Lgo. da Carioca. But you handled things just right. Good Job!

BS

IR - I ask you how can I ever lay a hand on Kelly again much less travel the Hershey Highway with knowing you were there. I guess the Hemp has to go back to his Centaurus Garota or find another. And to think I was going to take Kelly to Buzios? How could I enjoy myself and her, knowing you were in the depth of her bowels and splattered your joy juice everywhere. Question, is your name really GCL posting under a different handle. I don't think so because there are not many feet photos. Hemp

Excuse my candor, but might that be a peanut buttery smear on the sheet to the right of the fine lass? A trace of translucent brown lube left over from a frolic? mmmmm. Included in the price of R173/US$83!

Better to pop her inner sphincter valve than one of her two new winnebagos...

I hope the Americanos don't all find their way in there to soil Hemp's girl like the IrishRover did!

(Message edited by DonGringo on November 10, 2006)

Ack! Santorum on the sheets!

Thank You DonGringo I appreciate the support. I sure wish IR would either hit the wall or wrap up his trip. This town is just getting too crowded for both of us. I work HARD finding them and these kind of guys go in and just use them for an hour or so. Where is the romance? - Thanks again my friend.

IR - If you are reading this board or possibly you are too busy fucking my women I would appreciate knowing when and fuck you are heading home so I can search for a new stable of Garotas. Thanks Hemp

Hemp
When you're looking for a new stable, be sure to check the sheets to see that they CLENAED the stable after I was there.

I am heading to Rio Sul right now to buy a large magnifying glass to carry with me. Yes they may look at me a little strange but I do not want to be laying on the same bed where you were spewing your "Miracle Whip". All kidding aside I hope you had a good trip to Rio and I enjoyed your writings even though you probably fucked a lot of my current or ex girlfriends. Hurry back soon, sometime in the year 2010 please. Hemp

To the Admin...No offence, I know this is "Your" site and we only pay money to be here, but unless people on this site are under 18, which i know they are not. Can you please spare me the Censorship black-outs on the girls..its very Republican. Your quote "Sexually explicit photos are STRICTLY PROHIBITED." I can some-what understand guys putting fist into a girls ass, and not allowing that....but a little bit of pussy and ass isnt offensive. No need to contribute to the already over sexually repressed country that we are. Just my opinion.

Djanselmo,
LOL @very Republican, we have all misunderstood good ole Republican values. The message is to abstain from sex, unless it's with a 15 year old boy who works for you as a page.

IR,
Great Report!, awesome pictures and very well written. Was that peanut butter smooth and creamy or crunchy?

Bush, Ashcroft and Gonzales have dramatically altered the landscape for adult material. We pay a lot of money for legal consultation from one of the top adult entertainment attorneys. Obviously we follow the advice he gives, particular regarding law signed into effect this year.

July 28th Photo Policy Revision

Hombre, I understand and read the Photo Policy Revision...However I still think "your lawyers" are being a bit too paranoid (IMHO) when it comes to being protected under the 1st amendment, I don't think you have anything to worry about. I worked in the adult industry for 12 years and have seen the government try to put their greasy hands all over us, to try and control something they can never touch. Its just a bunch of Hoopla BS. I mean if that was the case...go ahead a censor every Porn Site on the web...wont happen.The Government can try to landscape all they want..but in the end its protected. Just for the record i am not trying to be a hard ass to ya..I just think its a little silly.

Rightway......shit i am sorry i forgot about the pages....I think there is a new website up called lovepages.com LOL


IR. Hows your ass feeling......LOL. Do me me a favor tell your buddy Dongringo he owes me a drink

Djanselmo:

Since you've worked in the "adult industry" you know all about 18 U.S.C 2257. By definition, this site ain't complaint - how are you going to get certs from the "models"? So Hombre is forced to do his best to avoid any hint of "obscenity". And you know damn well that the content of this site - "adult adventure travel" - makes it a big bullseye for the Feds... even though we are doing nothing more than discussing our "hobby". So be smart and cut Hombre some slack.

Besides, you know what pussy looks like. Go eat a ham sandwich....

BS

BS,

Funny, but I think it looks more like a pastrami sandwich....but that's just my opinion.

Jag

I was listening to NPR the other day, and heard a segment about how Federal prosecutions of FBI referrals are way down, across a wide range of crimes. They did say that there was one notable exception to that rule - pornography and obscenity cases. It's not paranoia if they ARE out to get you.

All it would take is *one* proven underage pic for Hombre, and this site, to be in deep shit. In fact, in today's political and legal climate, simply lacking proof of age may be enough to put you in deep trouble. So until we get the American Taliban and their religious police out of office, I'll live with the annoying black boxes. Will I like them - no. But I understand why Hombre has decided to err on the side of caution.

Badseed....point taken(about the law)Not so much about eating the sandwich, I prefer Roast Beef...thanks for your input though. I just find it hard to see why that a naked women is "sexually explicit" but like i said, iam just putting my 2 cents in and trying to have a clear picture (no Pun Intended) on why things changed from how they use to be here. All is good...I Love Hombre. Maybe one day you can post a few pics yourself.

Hemp,
In regards to your Centaurus girl, you might want to find another. I did manage to tag her on the way out of town and really, she wasn't very good. Even after a discussion, in Portuguese, of the expectations, she just wasn't very skillful. I know she is a sweetheart and she does seem to have some admiration for you, at least she mentioned that she appreciated how little work you were.
CG

Djanselmo,

Remember that if you are accused of a crime by the feds, you still have to defend yourself. Simply saying "I have a right under the 1st Amendment" will not make the charges go away. Defending yourself against a federal charge would be an EXPENSIVE proposition. I seriously doubt that Hombre makes enough coin from this site to put up the valient defense needed to win and still allow the board to survive.

While I agree with you that this type of censorship is akin to Neo-McCarthyism, for Hombre in this instance, discretion is probably the better part of valor.

EA

Thanks CG - After I told her "ate logo" because she had sex with you she has been calling and text messaging me every day. You are right, sweet but about a 3 in the sex department. Oh well I guess it is my job to improve her performance. HARD job but someone has to do it. I am going to tell her if she can't improve to at least an 8 no matter how pretty (about a 9) and sweet she is she better look for another profession. I will try to work with her but it could be a HARD job. - Thanks CG for fucking my ex namorada and assisting me in this matter. After M/C tonight I might have to head to Luomo and do you know who and as we all know, no problems in the sex department with her! - Thanks again CG for your assistance. - Hemp

Oh yeah, one more thing I am happy to anounce IR left town last night after he soiled my Kelly and others with his vile unit in all 3 holes. She called me last night at 10:00 PM crying that she was sorry. I said nao problema, now you have to make it up to me and she said nao problema, anything and everything you want to keep you happy so you will be my namorado. - Time will tell? IR I hope you had a good trip after having sex with my girls. Hurry back soon, sometime in the year 2010 will be fine by me. - Hemp

Hemp,
One other item, how old do you tell these girls you are? I only ask because the Centaurus girl said to me "If Hemp was as old as he said he was, you must be 30 years old." Are you telling those girls something under 70? See you soon buddy.
CG

CG - I had our Centaurus friend over to the apartment last night and as a matter of fact she is still in bed sleeping. I was very frank with her and told her both my friend (you) and I think she is very pretty and sweet but needs major improvement in the sex department. I am pleased to inform you CG after our frank discussion she increased from a 3 to a 7 last night. It might have been the mechanical atmosphere of the cabines at Centaurus vs. the comfort of my apartment and no pressure on time sprinkled with a little romance and getting to know her better. My goal now is to get her from a 7 to at least a 8 or 9 then I have did my job for future mongers. Yes she knows my real age but thinks the sex is great (two pops last night) and I feel another one coming on as soon as she wakes up. Thanks for asking CG. - Hemp

Hemp,
That all sound wonderful. am curious about the romantic ambiance in your apartment... After you put your teeth in the glass on the bedside, put on your T.E.D. hose (anti embolisum) and deploy your oxygen mask to combat sleep apnea--do the romantic juices really start flowing? Or is it the next morning? Please comment. Thanks!

GCL, I'm surprised you would attack Hemp with lies such as these. The oxygen mask isn't for him, it's for the girl. His 3-pack a day habit tends to cut down on the O2 levels in the apartment and the mask is deployable from the ceiling, like on an airplane.

I understand they also sometimes deploy after Hemp has eaten a box of Kraft Mac n' Cheese. You know how milk products sometimes effect the elderly and whatnot.

GCL - You have asked me many times about my romance tactics and I refuse to answer you. If you were not such a sex machine and pervert it is possible you could also succeed in that department but with you and your track record that is IMPOSSIBLE. Oh yeah by the way how are things in (NPL) No Pussy Land? Have you finished your training on your new job yet "May I take your order please" That should not be too difficult for a guy like you. By the way have you been polishing the salami in NPL?
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Cat - Thanks for the words and support and to think I will probably be your neighbor causes me great concern and sometimes sleepless nights!I might have to reconsider the relocation??

Thanks guys!

Hemp

If I can steer the subject away from Hemp's many medical conditions for a moment, and back to the question of obscenity...

Last year while running around in Italy I had a nice little old grandma ask me, "Why are naked tits illegal in America while guns are legal, while here tits are all over the place and guns are illegal?". Point taken.. the only thing I could think was "As old and ugly as you are, Jaguar must be fucking you." Have you been spreading subversive ideas in the Old Country again, Jag? If so, please go eat your Pastrami somewhere else.. and hold the coleslaw!

BS

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P.S. Actually I answered her "We have guns so we can shoot people who ask silly questions like that".... gotta keep that Ugly American image alive

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IR-

It was a pleasure making your acquaintance in Rio. I must say, though, I thought you were going to hose us all down with a full load on the beach, the way your were ogling that marvelous set of tatas that joined us.

My, you do seem to have an affinity for girls with braces. Some unresolved psychosexual issues from your adolescence at play here?

Your friend in Christ,
Bwana

BTW, Hemp, I really enjoyed soiling Liliane at Cancun. She said it was nice to have a partner whose dick didn't just rattle around like a BB in a boxcar in her, uhm, box.

Bwana
People like you are the seasoning that turns mac and cheese into a gourmet delight. If the readership of this fine board could only imagine joining you and CortoGringo at the beach fresh off the plane and before hitting a terma - only to see you dialing up talent like THIS to join you at the beach?



I almost chipped a tooth just imagining gnawing on those puppies!

IR

THE GRAND FINALE

On my last day in Rio, once again I found myself heading over to Cancun. Why? There were still so many on my "To Do" list.

Michelle (pronounced Mee Shelly) is a very young, very small Loira/blonde with a petite figure - unless we're talking about her ass - which is bubble-iscious. I politely asked Michelle if she was 'completa', meaning she offered up all 3 holes? Apprehensive, she responded by asking me how big my cock was. Once I assured her it was only twice as big as Hemp's, she breathed a sigh of relief and agreed to let me have my way with her fudgeport.

In the room, this delightful garota began the session with an enthusiastic dance, and an even more heartfelt hummer that lasted 15 minutes. Ahhhh.....

Deploying my last condom of the trip, I suited up and rode her around the room before finally knocking on her back door. Laying on her side while she squeezed a generous dollip of lube onto her finger, she made quite a show of prying open her tiny little starfish to apply the grease.

My analprobe had a tuff time prying open her little turdcutter. After what semened like weeks of courting, the game was finally on and I began pounding my pogo stick in her back yard. Much to my delight, there were no mud puddles - only a well groomed playingfield, albeit a small one at that.

Michelle began gyrating and sambabuttfucking me - a move designed to make old pervs like me nut prematurely. Raising an eyebrow and my hand to chastise her, I instructed her to stop before I splurted a full load of vanilla in her cocopudding. Thankfully she obliged me, and spent over 10 minutes keeping me on the edge by wriggling her WonkaMaker on my poopsicle stick.

Blowing my load in her precious little backside was the highlight of my trip.

Michelle is highly recommened. She agreed to pictures, but then did not agree to posting them on the internet. You'll recognize her by the hockey puck shaped birthmark on the small of her back.

Hopefully the marks from my slapshot will have faded by the time you see her.

(Message edited by Irishrover on November 14, 2006)

IR - I hate to bust your bubble but I was at Cancun last night and to my surprise you were still the talk of the place. They all said they were happy to see you leave with that big "pogo stick". - Hemp

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Bwana my friend as you know it is not the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean as the old saying goes. FYI - All the girls say they adora "Little Hempy". - Hemp

jesus!
and i was on my way to cancun today,ibetter call cecilia at karla models.irish you werent there too?

Iggy if you go to Cancun today you will be the only person there as it is closed for ANOTHER holiday and that goes for 4x4 and others except Luomo I think? - Hemp

Amazing!

Thanks for the pic of those tatas, IR. I'd forgotten you'd managed to get them on camera.

Hemp, only guys use that "size doesn't matter line." And yes, the GPs love "Little Hempy" because 5 minutes with him is like a 5 minute break.

I am going see my shrink today as I don't understand why I get all this critism from my so called friends. "Little Hempy" could care less as long as he is fed and I try and feed him as least 3 to 4 times a week if not more! Hemp

Hemp,

I thought I was your shrink!

BTW, it was good seeing you at Cancun. You'll be happy to know I didn't soil your new Cancun wife or your wife at C.

Bwana

SAD-
Get your ass over to Brasil. You've been lurking here tooooo long.
BD

Thanks Bwana - you have an open invitation to soil any of my W's or Ex W's but I have to draw the line there. Guys such as IrishRover and CortoGringo are not allowed because of their "vile" units and in CG's case that monster tongue. There are probably more but I can't think of off the top of my head. Oh yeah at the top of the list is that disgusting GCL and Layne is also included. - Thanks Hemp

Hemp,

You need not fear me soiling any of your terma wives. However, the same goes for you--stay away from Bubble Lips!!

Oh by the way, she told me to thank you for the sundae on Sunday, whatever the fuck that means.

Jag

Hemp is turning over a new leaf! No more Sundae's, no more MBL (mainly because the check never showed up from you?) and from now on I am going to strictly concentrate on BLONDES! - Oh yeah Jag, Bia can't stop talking about you, when I do her she keeps moaning JAG-JAG-JAG - YOU STUD! - One exception or maybe two is a couple of Brunettes at 4x4 & Cancun I seen which are on my short list of Garotas to do. - Hemp

Hemp,

I think you need a hearing aid! Actually, Bia's saying JAG-JAG-JAG-- YOU DUD!

Jag

A ventilator, oxygen, dentures and now a HEARING AID?? What's next - a orthopedic chair in the shower? Since these are supposed to be your golden years, would reclining in your new padded orthochair be a golden shower?

DG - I plan on going as HARD as I can until the big guy in the sky says Hemp enough is enough. Hemp

I think the real reason Hemp is moving to the hellhole where I'm currently bivouac is so he can hit on all of the over-70 single grandmas that are descending on the area. He's picked up a lot of tricks from the GdPs in Rio and I hear he's going to offer programmas to the grannies. As long as they keep signing over their social security checks to him, he'll ignore the adult diapers and dentures in the glass by the bed.

Hell, I understand Hemp may actually be younger than some of his new women, and with his expertise in Portuguese he's picked up from living in Rio for 2.5 years, they'll all think he's a famous latin lover or something.

Dear Little Hempy:

Enough is enough!

Sincerely,
Big Guy in the Sky

Oh oh

If Little Hempy gets called home while Big Hemp is still here on earth, how will our man Hemp please his women?

Perhaps another dickless wonder could offer advice? SOG??

Big I,

Waves, babes and sunshine. What could be better? I really enjoyed the report.

stick to them garotas !!!
ahhh so so, nothing to glamour about these
bundas.

( this is my personal opinion )
I 'll stick to ASIA , better quality,
better service, anything is better then RIO
and the price you guys are paying to fuck these garotas,
my goodness !! no wonder they think them
Americans are so naive..!!

Mr. irishrover,, do not take this personal,,
but looking at your pics, I dont think Rio is that hot,
again like I said above, its just my opinion.

thanks for the report and pics.

(Message edited by the_happy_monge on December 04, 2006)

ok, nothing personal,, just giving my opinion.
i dont want to bombarded by hate mails.
I just prefer ASIA, thats all !!!
i did look at colombianas, peruvianas,
venezuelas, argentinians, PICS... and,
Anything is better then RIO..!!!!!!!!

this is my assumption from what I've seen
posted.
Rio girls have big boobs, big butts (not all)
and get paid too much for what they give.

thats all I have to say ..

Happy, then why the fuck are you in this section? What is your problem anyway? Didnt your mama every tell you if you cant say something nice, dont say anything at all? Again, that is just assuming anyone on here gives a shit what you say.

IR - I hate to bust your bubble but I just returned from a 3 day trip to Buzios with Kelly and not once did she mention your name (thank god) or it would have ruined my trip. If you think she is ok in the cabine, get her away from the Terma environment and she was terrific. PS - Did not cost me any money at all for her and she was great company. She said she adores me because I am so nice and sweet. Can you believe that shit?

Hemp -

AZ-

Happy_(but dull)_monge is a bit of a troll. Until he's actually been to Brazil, he's to be ignored. He's a wanker, not a monger.

IR,

I am been reading this site for a while and recently joined. I noticed you were concerned about wearing protection 100% of the time, not messing with drugs etc...but you love to make out with the girls.

I have been to Rio twice(going again in March 07) and have always avoided kissing the girls. Although I might be able to get past the fact that 20 min prior she was giving a BBBJ, I was concerned with catching something. I am sure this is a novice question, but how come you aren't as equally concerned?

By far one of the most enjoyable reports I've read in ages (sorry, Jag)... I'll have to catch up with some of you the next time.

Thanks Brassilero, although I think I had just as much fun writing as you did reading!

My Warmest Regards to all of you this Holiday Season.

IR,
Pleasure meeting you on this trip, such an innocent pup. Hope to see you in the upcoming year.
SL
Not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time.

"such an innocent pup"---ROTFLMAO

Yeah, and Bwana is the REAL Santa Clause

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(Message edited by irishrover on December 24, 2006)

"I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time. "

LOL!! Every time we'd talk in Rio, I'd ask SportoLingo how his trip was going. After listening to him list the litany of labia he'd licked, I'd just laugh and shake my head. SL truly knows how to cram a lot into a little.

And as for Sandman - have we met? I've heard of your exploits around the world, and hope to one day be able to buy you a drink. Although your legacy is somewhat imposing, you seem like good people.

May all of your stockings be stuffed with some warm (and wet) love

Irish

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Great spirit Bwana!
How 'bout one more ho?

Mamboman

I try to avoid kissing the girls too. I think there are more diseases in the mouth then in the pussy.

I read about people catching the Rio flu or Rio Cold. That of course, stems from this undiscriminate kissing. If you kiss 4 girls a day, and half of them have the flu or a cold, guess how long it will take for you to catch it??

And sometimes even I cannot resist kiss.




re:
By Mamboman on Friday, December 08, 2006 - 10:51

I have been to Rio twice(going again in March 07) and have always avoided kissing the girls. Although I might be able to get past the fact that 20 min prior she was giving a BBBJ, I was concerned with catching something. I am sure this is a novice question, but how come you aren't as equally concerned?

IR, NO, We have never met but I can just tell from your report that you are far from being an "innocent pup"

I will take you up on that drink someday though.

Finally, here is one mo ho for ya. It was taken at a famous mongers 40th birthday party at Vips in Rio. You should have been there.....priceless!

Photo: HO

Sandman

IR-

I never say "no" to one more "ho." Thanks for sharing the true spirit of the season, brother.

Hope to see you soon.

Your brother in Christ,
Bwana

Sandy, what year was that Christmas photo taken? Seems like only yesterday and still brings a tear to my eye.

Sad to say it was 2003 but I too remember it like it was yesterday.

That degenerate birthday boy with 8 girls for a whole hour.... and then a blly dancer/stripper for dessert.....SOB! I guess he is still my hero for not nutting during that hour but he sure as hell blew the betting pool we had going.

Mamboman

What the hell is your problem!!?

Kissing is the one part of the transaction that service workers usually won't provide. In Rio, hot chicks will kiss ya while they fuck ya BUT YOU ARE AFRAID OF CATCHING A COLD?

For the love of pete:
Get yer thumb outta yer ass
Take some pills
and get in the game

Ummm. Surfer girl on the bike doesn't have high heels on. Those are beach sandals.

Too bad she's right handed. That board is poorly placed.

;)

Thanks for the great post and pics btw!

Chicachaser thanks for bringing Hemp back to mind. He's missed.

Can't believe it's been 6.5 years since my last trip to Rio. . . my how time flies. To return or not to return... that is the question

There is no shortage of women in Brasil who willing to do P4P. The only thing that has really changed is that it cost more and you have to do a little more leg work to find them instead of them being in convenient assembly points.

You also have a lot less readily available wing men now. I can now count on one hand the number I hang out with or recognize on any particular trip. Used to be that I could go anywhere are see american mongers.

I am feeling the pinch as well. So, I just learned to be more selective and curb my appetite.