My background:

I am in my thirty's and have never been guessed to be more than 29 by anyone. States, Europe, SA or Asia. Three adult monogamous relationships. (1 Married, 7 yrs.) all to SA's. All of So Cal is SA rich so that's what happened. Needless to say things ended and I stumbled onto this site. Was intrigued and proceeded to read every report, board and thread on Asia I could find. Two months later and I felt I was in need of a serious attitude adjustment in life. It was time to go out and play. I work with several ethnicity's in the Asian community. Well; the "American" versions of them that is. SA holds no interest for me at this time and so LOS it was. It has lived up to all the hype and then some.

This trip background:

This will be my the 5th trip to LOS in the last 18 months. Each trip before has been about 2 solid weeks. This one will only be for 6 days and is purely for volume of snatch. However; if a GFE type pops up then I will take my time and see what it has to offer. Can never take all your options off the table, right? For most people 6 days does not make the trip worthwhile. However; I fly very well and plane time doesn't phase me. I live in So Ca, so I could run to Vegas and would blow almost the same amount, maybe more if I took a local regular. Needless to say, 6 days in LOS beats 6 days here.

I also want to set something straight. After this 5th trip, I will officially hold the rank of 2nd NOOB from the bottom. I love this culture and try to learn as much as I can and be very respectful as I do it. However; I know my place and do not present myself to be an expert on anything to do with LOS. I am not a big drinker and don't smoke at all. There are many different styles of mongering in LOS. Although I have winged it with a couple of friends I have made, I usually am alone. I enjoy the go-go's much more than the bars, unless I am drunk. My taste in Thai women is varied and just depends on what I am hungry for at that moment. However; I can appreciate a good woman from any region or race. I may want one region, when another will pop up and be just as wonderful. I think I have been with women from all the main regions. I will keep it simple and say N,S,E,W. Although, I must say I can only remember one girl saying she was from the west.

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As far as the sex itself. Well everyone's enjoys it there own way. We all head out mongering knowing what is good for us and bad for us. I go with the knowledge that I am completely informed off all the nasty things that may happen to me or my body in doing so. So the basics are:

NO DFK = NO TIP

DATY: should always be on the menu. Unless a bio-haz area has been pre announced and clearly marked. If bio-haz has been declared then sent packing.

Smoke: not required but enjoyed usually. I like my BJ's a certain way, takes two months at home to train one right. I would not hold it against her if we don't have chemistry in this area. It's ok, I got girls at home for that.

Third Hole: not requested and not required. Not my taste.

Bareback: not requested and not always accepted if given up by her.

Me touching and massaging every inch of skin. Required or sent packing.

Wrapped: I am wrapped almost every time. Have chosen not to with a specific one timer here or there at there request. Always unwrapped with the regulars. Save your flames, I hear ya.

BBCIP: Been requested of me several times. Given it up a couple. Requested by regulars every time and administered in volume.

NOTE: I had a vasectomy a few years ago. I do not go around and advertise this while mongering, just for my own self indulgence. However; in conversation with the regulars over some time the subject has arisen.
I make them aware of the vasectomy at that time.

Prices: I do not ever discuss prices before with the girls. Period. Only had to twice and that was when the mamasaan was breaking in a new girl. Mamasaan was negotiating the price. I passed on both of those girls.
I have only been asked for a price up front once. Happy's trip # 2... She was booted most rickety tick. I know the standard prices ST and LT for both Bangkok and Pattaya. I pay base plus whatever I
feel is earned in the service dept. Not what they quote is their rate. I only had one girl complain. Pattaya hottie from Paris go-go. She said her tip should be higher and I said, your pussy should be tighter.
She left without complaining further. Even asked for me to come find her the next night. So I guess the money was enough, she was just shaking me down.

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Background trips # 1-4

Just a blurb about the other trips. They were just complete sensory overload. Would be too difficult to put into reports. Well at least they would of been huge to say the least. I followed the basic outlines, guidelines, tips and tricks that I found on this site. Props go out to many people on this site for their contributions. I don't think without this site I would have gone and if so definitly would not have had as much fun or success. I would hate to leave people out but I must tip my hat off to a few of the regular contributors and expertise I look to them for. If you are not mentioned no worries, I read ever scrap on the site and use it as best as I can.

1) Blazers: Definitive Guides, 10 rules, legal issues, linguistics etc. etc.
2) I am Sancho: Travel logistics for EVERYWHERE. Damn dude your awesome.
3) Khun Mor: Medical, I think that is you...
3) Murasaki: Just a nice slant.
4) Strike Eagle (WAY BACK) on this site. Is he even still alive?
5) Epi: Pure American debauchery at it's most refined state. You truly make it an art form. Some of your one liners are for the history books.
6) Priew: Great trip reports. You attention to detail are great. More than a couple of nights, I sat down with a cocktail or two and enjoyed your lengthy reports. Some of the best entertainment out there.
7) Bahtman: Great photos and more.


I spent time in Bangkok (Nana), Pattaya, Phuket, Chiang Mai and Samui. The Phuket, Chiang Mai and Samui runs were made on trips 2 thru 4 with a regular I picked up from Happy's on trip # 1. If time permits more on her later. I also developed two more regular's on trips 2-4 both coming out of Living Dolls. No regulars from Nana, just a personal choice I guess, more on that later.



Heading out on this trip I broke it off with first regular from Happy's. Out of touch with # 2, she was in Sweden pursuing a husband I believe. She was due back to Isaan mid -Oct. So was doubtfull I could find her. No e-mail contact. # 3 I knew to still be in Pattaya and a 50-50 chance she was working again. On last visit in February she was not working (Heavily Sponsored) but did mention over summer that she would have to return to work this fall. Guess the sponsorships were ending. Anyway's; she was to go back to Living Dolls. Would decide upon arrival if I wanted to check in on her.

Special Notes:

1) Before I go any further, let me lay out a couple of things first. This is my vacation time so I will go and do what I want. I will spend what I want, when I want it. I will and do pay extra for speed, convenience and great service. I will detail money or prices only if needed. Otherwise, I paid current going rate for said service. Those baseline rates can be found other places on this site. Rest assured the going rate for pussy was paid correctly and tipped correctly. I don't wanna hear how I was part of the "great white bhat hike" being seen in P4P areas of LOS. Don't mean to come across like an ass hole. I'm a pretty laid back guy, just wanted to be up front with that.

2) Positive and constructive correction/criticism in response to anything in this report is most welcome and appreciated. However; if you are here just to flame. No worries, I can't hear what ya say anyway's.


3) I am horrible at remembering names. I have a good photographic memory and can remember voices (even Thai accented) very well. I can remember just about every face and voice put together off all the Thai's I have banged. But can only remember about 5 names. I don't write the names down. So I may not refer to a girl by her name it is no slam on her. I also have taken some pictures but only of my regs and they have asked me to keep them priv, so I will. ( I FUBAR'd at Angel Witch, Nana. RE: Photographic Mem, but I hadn't banged her yet, lol )



So away we go:


I'm relatively close to LAX, so makes my jumps to LOS pretty quick and painless. I have only used EVA. Cannot speak highly enough of them. I like the looks of a refined articulate tall Chinese woman. Something very alluring about them. There are plenty on EVA, even though they are untouchable. I will not take up more time propping them. They are good, nuff said.


01:20 flight LAX to Taipei- 777. On time and sweet ride. Same to Bangkok. Arrive new BKK airport 11:30 am or something. Money exchange, Immigration and Baggage in less than 20 min. Taxi from the metered stand to Majestic Grande Bangkok. I prefer the Majestic Suites because of location. That just didn't work out for this trip though.

I always sandwich my trips. BKK, Pattaya and BKK. I do this for emotional reasons.

I will never get a regular for BKK. This initial stop is to check on Nana, stretch my legs get my tubes torqued and ready for Pattaya. On the outbound, again I will check on Nana and use it as a closing book kind of thing to get on the plane. On trip # 1, I went from Pattaya to airport on last day. Needles to say it was horrible and I had the Pattaya blues for a good week. Couldn't eat, sleep, yada yada. Lesson learned. Over and out. Now I close out in BKK, walk the last lady to the elevator and as the door closes so does my emotions for LOS. Tough, but must be done. However; not always that easily though. See end of this report....

At the Majestic Grande. I hit the gym and pool on the 7th floor. This is a vacation for sure, but 20 min in the gym and 10 in the pool is a must for me. This just helps me unwind and loosen up for the coming fun.
About 2 or 3 pm, I head off for Buathip massage. Sukav and soi 5. (See lonely Planet). This is for me the best non-sexual massage place around. I always start with a foot massage and then followed by 90 min of oil massage. The girls here have always ranged for cute to woof. Never a pugly out of the bunch. Once again, no sex. Just go in relax and enjoy it. They are much funnier to be around when you realize it's not that kind of place. Lot of farang's here as well. (Lonely Planet). If you bathed well before coming over and are well behaved, they will oil your ENTIRE body except your sack and shaft. They massage my ass more than I would there's, it seems like. No it's not body to body, but my girls have really made the experience something I enjoy. I stop by inbound and outbound of Thailand. Note: They do have a frequent flyer stamp card.

Back to the MG around 5 or so. Lot's of water and sleep follow. Alarm for 8pm. Order room service and SSS. Heading to Nana at 9 or so. This is a volume trip this time. So the goal is 2 st's by 12 and then ? after that.

# 1 Angle Witch: (Trip Fubar location)

Although I have read great things about AW for Nana and Pattaya. I was highly disappointed on my two previous trips to both locations. I found the girls and shows to be subpar. This of course made the drinks seem overpriced. Funny how that is for me. I don't watch my bottom line really close in general, but if the bar is bad then everything seems bad as well. I have been to LOS enough times to know by now that, some nights the go-go's and bar's just aren't up to snuff. But, 24 hrs later and there can be a big change. So, in actuality I started with AW more or less to just get it out of the way.

I roll in about 9:15 I guess. The place is moderately full. Motioned to a seat of my choosing. About 2.5 seconds behind me is one of the "horde", that is currently on break. (Main show on stage). She gets close and does a basic touchy feeling introduction. Godamnit; I haven't even ordered a damn drink yet. This tactic of theirs really pisses me off. I haven't even looked around yet and I'm ready to bail out. First bar of this trip and I got a leech already. I am bound and determined to check AW out this trip and give it a real chance to show me what the boards have been talking about.

So I shape up my attitude, order my drink and proceed to talk with lil miss thang here. My attention is split in many direction's and she is working for the LD. 5 more min, and I'm giving more of my attention to her and she is actually turning out to be pretty nice. This is the first "door leech" I have sat with for more than 5 min. I still do not buy the LD for her. I would like to be able to see her stand up and turn around a bit too. 5 more min, and time for her to hit the stage. Yea, now some breathing room.

K, the low down this night at AW was this. Very, very few Asian men. Mostly American's with a splash of European's. Very little smoke, not sure if this was the lack of Asian's or just a great ventilation system, I think it was a little of both. Unlike previous visits for me, the horde is pretty hot tonight. Averaging solid 8's. Many to pick from. The music was spot on and gave the girls some desire to actually throw their hair and hips around. The main show's were very well done and the headline dancers were 8's and a solid 9 or two. In general the club is bumpin along and everyone is having a good time. Props to Dave, big turn around from my previous experiences. Ok, it's rollin close to 10 and I want to hit an ST soon. Miss thang show's me what she got while on stage. I liked what I saw, and was actually starting to take an interest. She did have a small light tattoo on her left shoulder covered by her long hair. One of my no-no's. (Blazer list item). I don't actively search out the tat's. She's back by my side and begging for attention. I check bin and am ready to roll. Something about her say's to take it and run with it. So like most guys I tell here I just got here (truth) and wanted to check around and that I might be back later. Sniffle, sniffle and away I go.

AW: Atmosphere 10
Shows 10
Girls 8

Overall 10 and I will return for sure.............



# 2 Rainbow II, G-Spot, Hollywood, Playskool and Rainbow lV.

I put these all together in section for one reason. They were really bad tonight (Friday Oct 13th). In general very few girls over 7-8's even in rainbow lV. Couple of lookers but you really had to look hard. To much drink and momasaan pressure and the worst point of all.. The MUSIC. OMG, it was horrible the worst I have ever heard at a go-go. Thai's just aren't into Metallica, AC/DC and anything hard. The music was bad, the girls didn't want' to be there and most were just standing around. I couldn't believe it. Almost checked out and left for Pattaya right then. Check Bin..... 11pm and what to do? Back to AW and see if lil miss thang is around.


Angel Witch, (Fubar)

I am pretty much ready to find miss thang. LD, chit chat and head to my suite at MG for an ST. Seated across from last location scanning for her and ordering my drink. (Main show) on stage. About 5 min in and I find her.
Suck down another beer enjoying the club. She is across on a dude's lap and at base of the stage. We make instant eye contact. Wow, could of been arrested for that right there. But, she is on a dudes lap grinding away. And well as far as I am concerned she is taken. So start checking out the rest. Plenty to choose from. 10 more min go by and I am down to 2 of the horde in which I wanna bring over. Meantime, miss thang and I are still playing fuck me eyes across the bar. I think she is pissed about me leaving earlier and trying to rub it in my face. I was getting uncomfortable with this. This guy is obviously having a great time and I wasn't about to ruin it for him.

Just about to bring one off the stage and I notice miss thang get's up with dude and they head to the bar. They pull up a position where I cannot see him but only her. Ah, he must be hitting the toilet and then gonna check bin/Bf her. The whole time she is playing the eye fuck game across the club. I move my head around and cannot find the dude. She has not even looked at him since they reached the bar. So I raise my finger and curl it towards me, "come hither". She looks a bit shocked and then eyes dude I finally see him. I make the decision their that she is his. But, she excuses herself and go's all the way around the stage to get to me. Making sure he does not see her. She reaches me and stops. I asked; He barfine you yet? She say's and nods no? Is he leaving the club? She nods and says yes? Ok, I want to BF you now. She; turns red does a little jump. My cash is in her hand and away she goes to change. 5 min go by I am check bin and finishing my beer waiting for her arrival.

Materializing from my left at about 2 feet, this woman comes in and say's. Ahhh, honey you come back for me? How long you sit here? Why you no call for me? I look over and it's the REAL lil miss thang. She moves to my front and so is now semi blocking my view of the bar/toilet area. I am trying to pick up my jaw as my head is swimming in confusion. Hmmm, WTF just happened here. Like a distant bright light that cannot be ignored, in my distant vision something really white in color is approaching fairly fast.

Needless to say gentlemen. The pucker factor suddenly jumped and pegged the scale. My jaw descended to the floor as fast as the seat cushion was being sucked up my ass.

I look up and to my right and my eyes settle on lill miss thang? No, WTF. She is standing there in a pair of white painted on jeans and looking smokin with a nicely cut top. Again; WTF happened here.

Well about the same time the girls realize something is up. They each step back and look at the other. They are confused and it's obvious they really don't know each other either. The original said she had worked here for 10 months, so the newbie must really be new, and not known her. (I will call them black and white for sake of confusion).

Black again asks me why didn't I look or call for her. I wasn't about to tell either of them that they look alike. I figured they would take that as being an insult. Sooooo....... I told her that I did come back and look for her, but that I couldn't find her. I told her I had looked for about 10 min but just couldn't find her. So, that I chose another girl to barfine. Although not thrilled with this, she calmed down. Now, poor white on the other hand, well she is just in a daze. I felt soooo bad for her. I obviously didn't have a clue who she was, only that she was smokin and that I had just barfined her. Ahh, what to do. So black askes what you do now? I told black I came back to barfine her not white. Black understood, but looked like she was gonna be ill. So black asks again what you do now? I asked black if she had been barfined already. She say's, no. I ask if I can barfine her? She shakes her head and say's no she does not do two woman. Only one on one. I said; that's what I meant. I only wanted to barfine black. She looked ill again. It became obvious she did not know white at all.

I asked black to explain the situation to white. Please tell her that I made a mistake, that I had come to BF black. When I could not find black that I chose white instead. Black sighs, still looks ill. Black tells me that I cannot have barfine that I paid for white back again. I understand I tell her. Black ask's if I still want to BF her. (black). She says, ok. But you will need to give white money. I understand. I asked what do you suggest. (Mamasaan stops by to check out the action in ring three of this circus). Black waves her off momentarily. Black say's if you wanted ST, then you should give her 1000. I just want out at this point. I said done. She say's moment please.
Goes over to white and starts talking. I sit by myself and look them both over to see where I went wrong. In the end, they look alike and I mean close. White has about 3-5 kilos more weight, that I couldn't appreciate before. And of course. White is missing the tattoo, now that I can see them both up close.

Black comes back and say's ok. She doesn't feel bad and thanks you for the BF and 1000. Yeah, I'm sure she does. I look over at white, damn she was fine. She wai's me and then heads back to the bar. I hand black her BF cash and she heads off to change. 5 min go by and I am trying to be the scolded boy scout and just keep to myself, but white keeps checking me out with the eyes. Black shows and I excuse myself to toilet. I go the long way around and avoid white. Finished, I head out and white is there and pounces on me. She reaches for my arm and shoulder and asks for my name. I give and profusely apologize and try to give a simple explanation. She say's not to worry about it. I say, well I paid your BF and you have a little money now. Why don't you go and get out of here, try to enjoy your evening. She wai's again and gives me the fuck eyes as I walk past. She say's thank you and to come find here another time. ookkkayyyyyyy. I'm sooo outa here.

We bail out. Head back to the MG and along the way grab some snacks. We pass Annie's bar (?), across from the Raj hotel. She wants to stop in, apparently her friend runs the bar. I decline and push onto MG. She gives a little more detail on white. I guess white had only been in Bangkok 2 weeks and only been working 5 days. Wether the following is true I do not know. She goes onto explain that white is only into white dudes. She had been barfined a couple of times but by Asians. She was happy to see an all white crowd tonight and wanted to be BF early rather than later. She said; since she was new the mamasaan wanted her out there getting the BF's.

Back to the room we go. She is a little hottie bout a 8 or 9 depending on your likes. Me likes..... Standard joking and chatting until the room. I want ST at this point, she wants LT. I say we will see. Down to business.
She is a firecracker and things go very well. Oral both ways and every position you could desire. She wants sans condom to start, but requests I put one on to finish. I think she smelled no LT and wanted to try and jack up the tip in advance. No thanks, I will go covered all the way. She obliges all positions and requests. Doesn't push a time limit, I finish as I want to. Service and motivation were good. She is a little pissy about no LT, and gives me lip about going out for another girl. But, in a kinda joking manner. All in all a great first ST for this trip.

Lill miss thang:

Isaan 23 yrs. 5'3 103 lbs. B cup. Moderately dark complexion. Near flawless skin and no motorbike combat stripes. Dark hair, no highlights. Closely shaved snatch. Great teeth.

Appearance 9
Attitude 9
Motivation 9
Skill 9
English 7

Overall 9... She gets standard ST plus 200 tip. Could have gotten more of a tip. However; she really kept pushing for an LT. That was a turn off for me, so less tip.

Quick shower and going back out at about 1:20 or so. Headed back to Nana, but alas miss thang is outside of this Annie bar. I decide to double back and go down soi 2 to Sukav and then up into Nana. Entertaining the thought of going back for a peak inside AW. Miss thang is not there and well I did barfine white earlier. Maybe she is hanging around. I decide against it just on the principle, maybe on my outbound in 5 days I will look for her. Grrrrr, on arrival find that Nana is closing. 01:30... K, then I have never sampled the freelance stuff here in the Nana parking lot. So away I go.

Lot of girls hanging out. Fair amount of ladyboys as well. They stand out like a sore thumb. Pretty much acting like a western hooker working a corner. I see lot's of possible's and it seems as though this will be the case for quite some time to come. Not to many younger men out. Most well over 60 and they are just hanging and suckin down the suds none obviously on the hunt. Definitely a buyers market. 20 min go by and I am down to 2 possible's.

Now that I got the first nut out of the way. It's time to find a real trooper of a girl. One who is really gonna earn her money. It's time to break out what my friends and I like to call, "Uncle Fester's trampoline of horror". Or insert your favorite descriptive phrase for some wicked animal sex.

She is lined up and we play the come here finger game. This goes back and fourth for a moment or two. She goes to cross the lot and check in with her friend and they both talk shop about me. She beckons me to her again, and I go cold and no longer look at her. Another ten go by without me looking at her and she appears at my side. About 2 min of chat and it's obvious why we are both here, so we bail out and go for a walk in the general direction of the MG. Stop in for some snacks and drinks and off we go. I am immediately struck by her English skills and she has a more ample rack than I could appreciate before. No complaints on my end.

End up in room about 2:20 I guess. Talk for about 30 min. She is a bit older, 27 and can speak English pretty well about several subjects and is a pleasant girl. She is from Isaan and apparently works in a hair salon in Bangkok. Comes down to Nana a couple times a months if she is short on money to send home. I haven't a clue if this is true or not. She seems warm and genuinely friendly in a neighborly kind of way rather than a traditional working girl. Cool with me. In America these are the girls I like to introduce to Fester. They dig on it, especially the catholic school girls. However; over here in Thailand I am not as comfortable tearing into a non working girl like this. We chat more this time in the intimate realm of things, and she makes me more comfortable about getting to it. Off to the showers we go.

She turns out to be a very considerate lover. She is experienced but not like a whore. She is fairly sophisticated and has great technique. Oral both ways, every position asked for is obliged. Condom on and climax per my choosing. Her rack turned out to be awesome. No kids and a great rack, she truly had a woman's figure. Very feminine and built to be used accordingly. Fester came to play and she got down and knocked it out. In reflection; there was some sexual chemistry there. She was really taking advantage of this session. I think she really let herself relax. Must have figured, well if I am gonna do this, then I might as well get some for me too. One of my better overall sessions here in Thailand. More so since it was just a quick pick me up. It was so late at this point, after 4am. We crashed, she did make mention earlier she had to work today. I had mentioned that I was out at 9am. Not true, but I wanted her gone by then.

8 am rolls around and it's time to dust her. She really just wants to stay, cuddle and sleep. Not happy with me booting her. Mainly just because she is so tired. She showers, I lay money on her purse. Even though she stayed over. The late start to me meant ST. I laid out ST plus 500 tip. Very happy. Was gonna invite here to the breakfast buffet here at the hotel, which is a nice spread. She was one of the few that I actually considered doing this with. She had appropriate clothes, no white makeup and didn't carry herself like some working girls. But, she was just too cool. If I had I may have asked to see here again. Knowing that it would never fit my schedule, once again I sided with her leaving.

Nana Freelancer:

Isaan: 27 yrs, 5'4, 110lbs. Full "C" Cup. Moderately dark complexion. Good skin, only couple combat stripes with good placement. Professional quality tinted hair with light highlights. Close shaved snatch and good teeth.

Appearance 9
Attitude 10
Motivation 10
Skill 10
English 8

Overall 10 Extremely friendly girl in a genuine manner. If I lived in Bangkok or Thailand, definitely someone to pursue in a non-P4P situation.


All in all the start to this 5th trip is going good. I am feeling good and hope my luck holds as I head out to Pattaya.

Stay tuned for the next installation..........

Great start to a trip,keep it coming......

This is a great report, lots of laughs and interesting. Hope to see some pics also.

great job

Great report so far, you might be in the top 5 with some pics of these girls...again, great job!

Great report. I apologize in advance, but can someone give me an update on the pricing structure in BKK Nana gogos? I know that there was a thread recently on Pattaya going rates, but no one mentioned BKK. I haven't been in BKK in about 2 years. Should I assume it's around 1500/2000ST 2500/3000LT? Or has it bumped higher.

Thanx guys, next installment in production at this time.