| By Xenono on Sunday, October 06, 2002 - 02:08 am: Edit |
WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 4TH, 2002
Things started to take shape now. I was settling in and hitting my groove. I still had a lot I wanted to get done and see, but I was more comfortable being back. Even though I said I was fully adjusted after one day to Bangkok time, I really do believe the body may need two or three days to fully adjust.
I was scheduled to meet P today at the Beergarten. But I wanted to head out early in the day and check out Panthip (Pantip) Plaza. One of the web pages I found while looking for this place was here: http://www.into-asia.com/bangkok/panthip
It had some helpful information and a picture of what to expect. So I headed out of the Grand President and called over a cab. I usually never use the taxi mafia in front of the Grand President. They never want to use the meter and are always trying to work an angle. All you need to do is take about two or three steps down the street towards Sukhumvit and signal any of the numerous cabs that will pass you after a short amount of time. But for some reason, today, I didn’t want to do this and I actually used one of the taxi mafias.
I told him Pantip Plaza, he said 100 baht. I agreed, even though that was a ridiculous price (but hey, at $2.32 US who am I to really complain?) and we were off. Down to Sukhumvit, over to the World Trade Center street (Soi Chit Lom?) and then up towards the Amari Watergate Hotel. Man that is one damn busy street.
But here is the kicker and why I would not use the taxi mafia in front of the Grand President again. Instead of taking me around and dropping me off in front of the building, he just dumps me at a corner and points to a small street side market. Other than my vague memories of the web page I visited long ago, I couldn’t remember where the place was or what it looked liked.
So I walked around the street market again. Didn’t see any computer software, DVD’s or video games. Saw lots of clothes and a bunch of other stuff I would never buy. There was also a building that had small walkways in them that were numbered like regular Sois. So you had Soi 1, Soi 2, Soi 3, etc. Only problem was the inside was hotter than a sweaty fuck. Some people were cooking which only made things hotter and then some were selling clothes, etc.
I knew this couldn't be Pantip Plaza, but decided to go seek it out another day. I thought I was fairly close to Chao Phaya 2, so I flagged down another cab and told him to take me there.
Chao Phaya 2 Bath and Massage
SriAyuthaya Road
2455740--3
Chao Phaya 2 is located on Sri-Ayuthaya Road. The cab took some back way there but later in my trip I finally discovered how to get there by the SkyTrain and then walking. They don't pay the taxi driver so feel free to take a cab there if the need arises.
This place always has lots of girls available even early in the day which is nice. They are no associted with Chao Phaya 1 (or JOne) which is right down the street but they are associated with Chao Phaya 3 which is across the river I think. They use to have these four levels of massage. Now I think they have just three, but two prices. The have the regular Borarn Massage, which is staffed by a lot of fat, older ladies. Then they have the body massage and the superstar massage. The body massage is a bath, soapy and sex. The super star massage is just a bath and sex. Both are priced at 1700 baht.
I took a long time deciding and could not. Even though there were lots of girls, I didn’t see that many I liked. Dart had given me some binoculars for the fishbowls so I could check out the girls faces closer. He got this tip from someone during his last trip to Thailand. But the trick was that these binoculars also doubled as a camera. I took about four pictures, but they didn’t turn out good. They were all blurry. Perhaps not enough light either?
Photos: Kaew 22
I finally chose a small, tiny little girl named Kaew, age 23. I paid up the 1700 baht and soon we were upstairs. She was a superstar, so no slip and slide. I had to struggle hard to get the one picture I got of her. I think she was rather disturbed by my weight. She informed me she was only 40 kilos.
The bath was fairly average and soon we were undressed and on the bed. She started licking my nipples before providing a pretty average covered blowjob. I just knew it just wasn’t there with this girl so I just decided to do my thing. There was some light kissing but nothing spectacular. We did my standard three positions and I finished her off in doggie. I really can’t complain too much given this only cost me $39 US. But still, the session was pretty bad overall. Now bad in Thailand is still pretty damn good compared to Nogales or TJ. So it’s all relative. Two positives were the incredibly tight pussy and the nice petite body that I love so much.
After I left I started doing some top line thinking about whether certain places were better than others as far as the quality of session was concerned. This was my second average session at CP2 and I debated whether or not I was going to come back. Then I started thinking that it probably had more to do with the girl than the place. Sure, certain places may have a higher or lower overall quality of girl, but I think session quality has too many variables to assign a "good" or "bad" to one location. The exception, of course, being the Eden Club where everyone has a blast and customer service is job one.
I glanced down at my watch after this thought and it was around 5pm. Damn. I had missed my 4pm meeting with P at the Beergarten. Hopefully I would bump into him one more time and make it up to him by buying the first couple of rounds.
I decided to check out this new Number One Gentlemen’s Club next. From what I had read and heard it was suppose to be a multi leveled club with themes on each level. You could hang out in the lobby or take a girl to one of the different theme levels. Then you could also use one of the short time rooms. Someone billed it as an Eden type club, but without the come in, sit down, pick a girl and go up routine. You were supposed to be able to enjoy yourself and kick back at this place.
Number One Gentleman's Club
220/8 Sukhumvit Soi 1, close to Bumrungrad Hospital
So I headed over to Sukhumvut Soi 1 to see if I could find it. The only directions I had were 220/8 Sukhumvit Soi 1, close to Bumrungrad Hospital. So I started out on the corner of Sukhumvit and Soi 1 and headed up on the right hand side. I continued walking slowly until I almost got the end of the street. I still couldn’t find it so I headed down. But this time on the other side of the street. I walked down a little further and then finally found it. The sign was above the entrance and I literally walked right under it. The best directions I can give is to walk up Soi 1 from Sukhumvit on the right side. If you get to a street sign that says Su Khum Vit Soi 1\1 (Soi Bumrungrad Hospital) you have gone too far. But you are close! Just turn around and it is literally right there.
Around 5:30 it was still closed. I don’t remember what time it opened. But I think it was either 6pm or 8pm. So I decided to come back later tonight when it was open.
On the way back down I noticed a sign for a massage parlor called Happy House. There were some guys on the street that took be down a side street and led me into the establishment. This place was pretty small. Quoted price was 1000 baht. There relaly didn't have a fishbowl here. Rather, they had a lounge area for the customers and then a similar area for the ladies. They only had about 5 girls and none of them appealed to me. The mamasan said most of the girls were out eating dinner. So I left.
But now I was in the mood for another massage so I decided to check out Mona Lisa. Dart said I should check out this place so I pulled out my handy dandy maps and started looking for places close by so I could tell the taxi where to take me. I saw that it was close to the Siam Hotel so I once again flagged down a taxi, showed him the map and said Siam Hotel.
Mona Lisa
New Petchaburi Rd (Next to the Siam Hotel)
252-3955
Mona Lisa is located on New Petchaburi road just past Asoke on the north side of the street. The Siam Hotel is right next door. I had also read that the Siam Hotel Coffee Shop is another after hours place just like the Grace Hotel Coffee Shop. Whereas most of the girls from Nana Plaza that don’t get barfined go to Grace, many of the massage girls from the New Petchaburi massage parlors head over to the Siam Hotel Coffee Shop after hours to make a few extra baht.
Mona Lisa is hard to miss. There is a big sign with a picture of the Mona Lisa. Around 6pm the place was not that busy. But the smallish fishbowl was full or girls and there were two or three that I could have done.
Upon entering was quoted a price of 2000 baht. I made it a point to tell them that I didn’t come in a taxi and the price was then lowered to 1800 baht. So 1800 baht for fishbowl girls and 2000 baht for VIP girls. No idea what the difference was but I was not interested in any of the VIP girls. But again, there were 2 or 3 fishbowl girls that I could have done.
Photos: Nuch 23 24 25 26
I decided on Nuch, 23. I really think this is just a standard age that is quoted and it seemed to be a popular number on my last trip and it was popping up again a number of times on this trip.
I knew this session was looking better than my previous session with Kaew at CP2 as soon we entered the elevator. She started playing with and massaging my dick during the ride up. They brought in an air mattress and suddenly I was excited to get the first slip and slide of this trip. At Mona Lisa it appears as if the girls each have their own air mattress. The number from the girl, 96, matched up with the number that was written in magic marker on the air mattress. The shower was especially good and any time she noticed I was getting limp; she would immediately start massaging my dick to get me hard again.
The slip and slide was nothing short of phenomenal as I had almost forgotten how much fun these could be. She slid up and down on the right, she slid up and down on the left, she rubbed her pussy all over my body and on my chest right on front of my face, then she turned me over to do the same. One neat thing that the girls sometimes do is this reverse slide. They put their legs under yours and slide away and then towards you with their pussy hitting your dick. It was great.
After the bath and slip and slide, she proceeded to the bed. Still no BBBJ, but she provided a very good covered BJ and had a nice technique. The sex was excellent with some good French kissing before she hopped on for a ride. I did her in missionary next and actually did her in missionary longer than I normally do. It was just that the kissing was so excellent while I did her in this position. Finally I finished her off doggie before we both cleaned ourselves up.
As I was walking through the lobby to leave I noticed another really cute girl that I could have done. I also noticed a lot of Japanese guys in the lobby waiting to make their selections.
Overall, I enjoyed my experience at Mona Lisa. They had some excellent looking girls there. After I headed out I crossed one of the pedestrian bridges and stood on a corner for about five minutes waiting for a cab. But all of them had passengers inside. So I thought maybe it would be cool to walk over to Asoke and then down to Soi Cowboy. It is a good 15-20 minute hike and by the time I got there I was swimming in sweat. So I hung a right and headed back to the Grand President to shower and clean up before I went back to check out Number One Gentlemen’s Club.
There is only one sentence I can think of that would describe my visit to Number One Gentlemen's Club: "Rome wasn't built in a day."
This place has a ways to go.
I was greeted by an Englishmen upon around 8:30pm. I asked if he was Ricky and was informed that Ricky had left the partnership and was no longer associated with the place. The gentlemen’s name I met was Les. He was friendly and I sat down and ordered a Carlsberg.
The downstairs area had a bar on the right and several nice sofas in an area to the left. I think there may have been a pool table but I can’t recall now. The downstairs was a little more spacious than the Eden Club.
I chatted with Les a bit and asked what the deal with this club was. He mentioned they have several floors with different activities or themes on each floor. It was basically just a club where you could relax and have a good time and then take a girl.
I should mention that upon entering I noticed a farang on one of the sofas sucking on the nipples of the one of the girls there.
There were about 6 or 7 punters about the same amount of girls. Les actually apologized to me as he said that he usually has a few more girls but several did not show up that night. I asked how many total he had and he said 10-12 now but he wanted to increase that in about a week.
What was funny was that Les was a telecom engineer from England. I asked if he had even managed a Go-Go bar or anything like that before and he said no. He said he was just drafted in to do this and today was his first day on the job.
I inquired about the price was a told it was 2000 baht for short time, an hour and a half.
I liked Les as he was a friendly guy, but this place has a long ways to go. It is an interesting concept and idea, but they need more girls and better looking ones at that. There is no way in hell I would pay 2000 baht for any of the girls I saw there last night.
A girl did come over and talk to me a bit. She was nice and friendly and offered to give me a massage. I didn’t want to stay as I didn’t see anyone I like so I declined.
Les also mentioned they opened the place too early. Some of the upstairs areas were not completed until just a few days before.
If the place is still there the next time I am in Bangkok I may stop by to check it out one more time. But again, they need more girls and better looking ones.
If anyone else makes it there in a couple of months I would be interested to hear about your experiences there.
Playskool
Nana Entertainment Plaza
Sukhumvit Soi 4
0-2656-7580
Next I headed over to Nana Plaza and Playskool, ones of Dart’s favorite places. I noticed and smiled at the same girl he barfined once when we went there last November. But there was this one girl on stage that kept smiling at me the entire time she up there. I returned her smiles and when her dance set was finished she came over to chat for a bit. I bought her a coke and was enjoying our time together.
I wanted to check out the Ministry of Sound on Soi 12. http://www.ministryofsound.co.th/main.asp?version=
She looked a little young so I asked about her agi. She said she was 19. I asked her if she wanted to check it out with me, and she did, so I barfined her. She came out dressed rather conservatively and my first thought was wow, she wasn't dressed like the typical bar girl. On the short cab ride down the street to Soi 12, she specifically mentioned to me that was trying to avoid looking like a bar girl.
Ministry of Sound
Sukhumvit Soi 12
This is just a short walk down the street from Sukhumvit. Go past Darlings and on your right you will come to a white building with absolutely no windows. It should be lit up all with colored lights and such. The iron gate that surrounds the place will be open and then head to entrance which has about 3 or 4 small steps. It is 300 baht to get in, but that includes your fist two drinks. One regular drink and one shooter. We paid up and went in and soon realized we got there about an hour and half too early. We entered about 10pm and had the entire place to ourselves. This was a Wednesday night, but hey, I thought Bangkok rocks every night!
Photos: PlaySkool Girl 27
We just hung out and drank for while and chit-chatted until the place filled up. We had a really cute waitress who would come over and chat with us for a bit. Around 11pm the place started filling up and by 11:30 it was decently busy. Playskool Girl commented to me that this seemed to be a farang place. Indeed, it seemed mostly like a Western European techno type crowd. Lots of guys brought their Thai dates here for the night, but there also appeared to be lots of white farang customers. Both male and female.
I was wearing the heart that Blazers talked about in a previous report and some fat British lady came up to me and asked where I got it. Playskool girl noticed another guy had one as well, but it wasn't the heart it was a different design. It was pretty obvious he was a flaming gay, so I took mine off after that. Playskool Girl and I danced and talked until about 12:30 and then headed out.
As we were walking back towards Sukhumvit, presumably to head across the street to the Grand President, she asked if we could go back to Nana Plaza. She wanted to see her sister. I said no; let’s go back to the hotel. Then she said she couldn’t because she was on the rag. I told her I wish she would have told me that before I barfined her And she replied she thought I only wanted to go to Ministry of Sound. So instead of hassling with it any further I just said goodbye and headed over to Soi Cowboy.
I went to the Long Gun and the place was packed. If this was the slow season I would hate to see the busy season. Playskool was pretty packed as well. I had to choose quickly for time was running out. So I saw a girl I somewhat liked and kind of interviewed her quickly on the spot. She passed the tests, so I barfined her and took her back to the Grand President.
Photos: Sigh 28 29 30 31
Her name was Sigh, 23. When we got back to the Grand President the security guard asked for her ID, which she didn’t have. It was funny, because soon I was surrounded by about four people all telling me that the girls needed to have their ID, that one time a girl ripped off a guy for $4000 US, that it is for my protection, etc. So I had to sign for her and they let her up. I was thinking to myself after that episode, “Gee. That why there is a safe in the room. That’s why I use it.”
We went to the room and started kissing a little bit on the couch first. It was nice. She then proceeded to the shower and I secured all of my important belongings in the safe. After I showered as well I came out to the bed and we started kissing and making out some more. This lasted a little longer than usual and was pretty good.
She originally was not going to do the BBBJ but obliged me after I asked. It was only fair to average and towards the end she used a little too much teeth. She hopped on for a ride and I am pretty sure she got herself off during that time. Missionary was very nice with her with some more kissing. Finally finished her off in doggie. Overall the session was pretty good. Lots of good kissing and she was pretty affectionate the entire time.
I paid her 1400 baht and before she left she asked me if I wanted to see a movie with her the following day. I was tempted shortly after the offer, but quickly said I could not because I had plans with my friends. She wrote down her number for me anyway and told me to call her if I changed my mine.
Girl Count After Day Three: 9
| By Merlin on Sunday, October 06, 2002 - 01:32 pm: Edit |
Xen, great stuff, you hit a lot of the same places that I hit the last time.
A question. Where do you get those binoculars that double as a camera?
As far as clubs, did you get out to Spassos? If so, was it worth it?
I'll check out the Number One Gentleman's club in a week or so as part of my field reporting.
| By d'Artagnan on Monday, October 07, 2002 - 12:45 am: Edit |
I bought the binocular/camera combo at Radio Shack for about $100. Xen showed me the photos, they were blurry and the color balance was really weird. You should post them Xen.
I got the binocular idea from another guy I met in Thailand. The lighting is good in the MPs, but apparently too low for the camera. You can see faces pretty well without, but you can see everything with the binoculars.
| By Blazers on Monday, October 07, 2002 - 10:53 am: Edit |
I have only once had a girl require a covered BJ while in Thailand. I think it's the primadonna massage girls that do this more than others. You seem to be quite the expert in the BKK massage scene. Great reports.
| By Xenono on Tuesday, October 08, 2002 - 02:23 am: Edit |
Dart,
Will do. I will probably post tomorrow when I post day four.
Blazers,
Thanks. One of my goals was to hit as many different massage parlors as I could this trip. And I still came up with less than I wanted to see. Ah well. Will have to wait for the next trip. But that is two years away now. I have to get to Brazil next year!
| By Xenono on Tuesday, October 08, 2002 - 08:30 pm: Edit |
These are the blurred pictures I took of CP2's fishbowl with the camera/binoculars.

| By StrikeEagle on Tuesday, October 08, 2002 - 09:53 pm: Edit |
Xen,
I'm wondering what you thought about the Ministery of Sound. Likes? Dislikes?
Thanks for the review of the Number One club. I'll have to check that out on my next trip.
StrikeEagle
| By Xenono on Tuesday, October 08, 2002 - 11:27 pm: Edit |
Here are some scans of the PlaySkool card. I forgot to post them with the report.

| By Xenono on Tuesday, October 08, 2002 - 11:36 pm: Edit |
StrikeEagle,
I really didn't spend enough time there to get a really good feel for the place. But overall I liked it alot and would go back. I just need to find the right girl to go back with.
It is a bigtime farang hangout if that is the type of club you are looking for. And it is not just a farang guy with his Thai date. There are all kinds of farang couples that are there to hang, drink, party and dance. It would be just like visiting a club in America (complete with American Prices) as far the crowd that hangs out there goes.
If you are not into the techno/trance/house music scene you probably would not like the music being played. I didn't see the second or third floor, but the stage on the first floor had multi levels and platforms for you to dance on. I think they hired some good, hot, young, in shape, Thai ladies to dance on the platforms to get people to start dancing.
The wait staff seemed efficient and friendly and each table has a small locker (with no lock) for people to store a purse of personal belongings.
They had Corona but it was 400 baht a bottle.
Hope this helps some.
| By Dickjohnson on Thursday, October 10, 2002 - 01:07 am: Edit |
I was at MOS(ministry of sound) last time too. They have two levels both playing house music I think(the Thais love house music, yeah!). Oaky and Van Dyke(2 of the world's top DJs) are DJing there this month I think. I was there with an expensive 20 yr old ho and I danced my head off while she mostly chill and danced a bit. It's funny she looked classier and prettier then 97% of the girls there.
I should go there like 4x a week next time.
I hardly saw any farangs last time but things are probably changing. (Was there May 2002) It is of course, NOT, a meat market like Nana Disco.
| By Murasaki on Sunday, October 20, 2002 - 11:37 pm: Edit |
Now I know what that building is. On my trip there last November, they were building MOS, and I walked past it several times on my way to the great French crepes place further down Soi 12. Of course at the time I didn't know what it was going to be. I'll have to check it out next month.
| By Rastaman on Monday, November 18, 2002 - 07:18 pm: Edit |
This is one of the binocular images ran through Photoshop: 