I've been very neglectful about keeping up to date on reporting about my recent travels, but hopefully wrapping up the year's adventures in one fell swoop will absolve me of those sins. Maybe can even add an addendum about my week to week routine living in Mexico, if anyone's interested in the suddenly exceedingly cheaply accessible Monterrey, with the new www.vivaaerobus.com ONE PESO tickets to/from Tijuana. Anyway, hope everybody enjoys:

Started the last 12 months of fairly frequent traveling by flying China Air from LAX to TPE to Jakarta, where I had plans to meet up with MongerX, Hunterman and Murasaki. I was also dragging along a cherry boy that I had met with Regio and Unspongebob while we were out barhopping in Monterrey a few months earlier. The guy had been to Costa Rica a couple of times and kept raving about what a great place it was. I have never been to Costa Rica, but when he was telling me the prices he was paying and from the pics I've seen and stories I've heard about the place, I occasionally put in a plug for SE Asia, and compared the deals there.

The guy did something a little unusual for most internet savvy mongers on this board and others: HE LISTENED! Within a week after my trip was booked to Indonesia (with the always obligatory PI pilgrimage), he was booked on the same flight to Jakarta as I was. I've shown cherry boys around a few times, and I kind of enjoy that, but it can be a little stressful at times because I'm always worried about them having a good time. I think I need to relax about that, as most horses I've known WILL end up drinking the water if you lead them to it!

But my newbie friend got off to a bad start on this journey as he got hit by a pretty bad case of food poisoning about the time we were landing in Jakarta. Lesson # 4A in the international mongerer's handbook: ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS have Immodium A.D. handy at the start of a trip!

As I was dependent on MongerX and Hunterman to arrange my stay at Sparks Hotel at the relatively last minute, Cherry Boy ended up staying at Mercure Rekso a few blocks away the first night because he preferred to book in advance and was worried about Sparks telling him that there was some huge New Year's holiday surcharge when he inquired with them. Thank god for MongerX's immense goodwill, as the deal he hooked up for me at Sparks was immune from their gouging efforts.

My stay at Sparks was quite enjoyable - it's a pretty damned nice place for the money, and it was pretty cool having so many board guys and friends in one place at the same time. The infamous noise from the disco on the first floor didn't seem that bad on my New Year's trip, but was pretty DAMNED bad the next two times I stayed there, and recent reports have mentioned that it's still a big problem. Too bad, as that's about the ONLY negative about the place and there are SO many positives, like absolutely PERFECT, GROUND ZERO location, excellent rate, good breakfast, nice rooms, pool, super friendly staff, etc.

We arrived in Jakarta mid-afternoon, and after getting settled in at our hotels and cleaned up, after making a quick stop to buy Indo SIM cards (mine NEVER works the next trip, and it's usually only 3-5 months in between visits), Cherry Boy, Hunterman and made a beeline for TC's at Lokasari Plaza. But we never made it, as the food poisoning hit again, and I felt a bit obligated to take CB back to his hotel, though it was only a few blocks away. See, I'm not a completely heartless bastard!

After that little aborted adventure, I headed back to Sparks to meet up with MongerX and meet Murasaki for the first time. MongerX was pretty sick with the creeping crud at the time, and Murasaki was also a bit under the weather. You never know what a board member is going to be like until you meet them in person, but it never really dawned on me that Murasaki would appear as he did. He was also a super nice guy with a great sense of humor. He was kind of monotonous, though, kept repeating the same fucking thing over and over and over again: I love Jakarta!

Murasaki was a bit pussywhipped while I was there, but his GF was indeed a hottie, and I was a little envious. Not as envious as Hunterman, but that's a story many could tell!

Eventually a group of us headed for Sari Ayu in PenJay (or is it Kota Inda, now- I've lost track), and it took me all of about a minute and a half to break my long period of celibacy (gotta have lots of JUICE in reserve!) leading up to the trip. The first girl of a trip always gets a short, fruitful session, but after that, each incremental girl starts to work harder for it.

For my first girl of the trip, I was in the mood for SMALL, and when the first girl that was thrown at me by a mamasan (something I usually HATE about Jakarta) had a nice bony ass grinding on my sweet spot, I got INSTANTLY happy and said 'OH YEAH' that I wanna lay pipe with her. 10 minutes after paying my 20 (22') or so bucks (don't remember now, but it was something like 210K rupiah-), we had already finished the post-coital shower and were headed back to the bar downstairs. My first girl was certainly no beauty (kinda cute, though, I thought), and she had NO tits whatsoever. Only got a couple of pics because I waited too long to whip out the camera, but I seem to be easily distracted in the short time rooms in Jakarta a lot of the time. Hmmm, I WONDER WHY???

Photo: Sari Ayu 01

Came back down with a TOTAL shit eating grin on my face, and repeated Murasaki's favorite phrase to MongerX, who surely already could read it on my face.

By the time I had a beer and waited for Mx and Hunterman to finish their first sessions, I was ready to go again. I can't remember if my second girl was from Sari Ayu or L.A. Bar, but I was just GAGA over her. I may have never met her, as she was all over Mx as soon as he went to her corner of the bar, but luckily Mx was on the prowl for something new.

And Hunterman actually got second dibs, and I was sure I was gonna be shit out of luck, but I think he saw me drooling and he took one for the team and basically passed her off to me. I OWE HIM big time for THAT ONE!

This girl had simply fanTASTIC tits! And she was a great session all the way around, even playfully posing for a few pics. Too bad the dreaded 'black box' is gonna invade here, as her woolly winter BUSH still gets me excited looking at it!

Photos: Big Tits Penjay 02 03 04 05

I'd love to claim some sort of mongering expertise that allows me to have such fun in Jakarta, but I did absolutely NOTHING that night except say HI to the girl, PAY and take her upstairs to ravage them. Jakarta for ME is just absolute point and click mongering at its very finest. Some people prefer romance, and believe me, I value that myself. But as far as pure sport-fucking go, I don't think I can possible imagine a purer set up than the brothels of Indonesia. As you'll see later in this chapter, things aren't ALWAYS rosy, but the GOOD sessions are super-good considering that you can achieve damned good results with HOT girls with almost NO effort.

With MongerX still feeling a bit sick and me tired from the more than 30-hour journey from the East Coast of the USA, we headed back to the room early to crash. Of course most of the brothels we knew of at the time closed by midnight anyway, something that I lamented at the time. THE late night option seemed to be a looooong ride to the Blok M 'bule' bars, and that always seemed to be a pain in the ass journey, as once finally arriving, the place was crowded, the girls not as attractive as the brothel girls (not to mention older and more aggressive), and once you made your choice, it was a loooong way back to the hotel again. Add in the frequent police shakedown roadblocks along the way, and heading to Blok M late at night usually got an I'LL PASS vote from me.

The next day after breakfast and internet in the morning (I think the rate at Sparks is 30K per hour for their wi-fi in the lobby and restaurant area), Hunterman, Cherry Boy and I jumped in a taxi and made the pilgrimage to the Hotel Melawai brothel on the other side of Jakarta. I was severely excited about heading there, as I had heard MongerX's tales of it being a big floppy titty lover's paradise, even more so than usual in Indonesia, which is SURELY the big titty capital of Southeast Asia!

And, for one of the rare times in my mongering career, I had a girl I was chomping at the bit to do once I arrived there, thanks to some pics posted on a Indo language site by a dude calling himself Bung Jackass of a girl called 'Lucy'. As most of you know, my absolute favorite things in the world are HUGE tits, and this girl was certainly a contender for heavyweight champ! Her tits were huge mounds of kneadable, soft flesh, and the pics I had seen of her had me drooling in anticipation of getting access to them.

Hunterman had been there before, and led the way up the elevator and down a bit of a maze of a hallway into the bar/bullpen area, and I IMMEDIATELY spotted Lucy. I tried hard not to seem overeager with her when I had her seated next to me, which eventually got her to ask me if I wanted to take her to the room or not- Of COURSE I fucking did! And in the room, as is about par for the course for Jakarta, she absolutely rocked my world!

Lucy is one helluva cocksucker, and she quickly had me ready to spew, but I wanted things to last a bit longer and at least be able to fuck her tits too, so she got out some lube and got ready for some slip-sliding fun.

I got scared at one point, though, when she whipped out a condom and opened it! I was PRAYING she didn't plan on using a condom for TITTY FUCKING (something I've only ever done in the USA, years ago, btw). She told me to relax, and ended up putting it on her FINGER and started probing my dark tunnel! I know some people like getting a finger jammed up their culo, but it's never done much for me. I think it DID stimulate my prostate, though, as when we went back to the BJ/titty fucking combo, I shot a MASSIVE load all over her huge tits and face and hair and pillow, you name it, there was spooge all over it!

NOT MY PHOTO: Posted by Bung Jackass at Bintangmawar.net

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Happy with her work, Lucy took me to the shower/tub to clean us both up (gotta love the Hotel Melawai!), but I think she was a little surprised when I wanted a second round after that. She didn't say NO or give any negative vibes, but after I was pumping away on her box for a good 30 minutes, she started to beg off. I wanted to CUM again, of course, and eventually almost begged her to allow me to keep going. Eventually I took pity on her and gave up on cumming for the second time that hour, but was fairly happy with her efforts.

But when I gave her what I thought was a pretty generous 100,000 rupiah tip, she told me that I owed 700K for a double session! My jaw dropped and I wondered what the FUCK is she talking about? She said 'time limit is one hour, ou fucked me after you already came once, and we've been here a lot longer than an hour'. It had been about an hour and fifteen minutes, from beginning to end. She said she would get in trouble for taking too long in the room.

I was pretty pissed about this. I told her that if there was a problem with time in the room, why hadn't anybody knocked on the door? I told her I thought my offer of a 100K tip was pretty generous. She stuck to her guns and wanted me to pay for an extra session. I told her I wasn't going to do that, but in an effort at goodwill, offered her an extra 50K, making her tip 150K on top of the 350K I paid for the session. She accepted that, but I think we both had a sour taste from the whole experience.

Hearing MongerX's raves about Hotel Melawai in his many experiences there and about how double pops are almost always included leads me to believe that my mileage on my first time in the place may have been atypical. I think I got a sucker check from Lucy, and I don't think I backed down. I certainly would look forward to doing her again, but she seems to be ALWAYS busy these days. With tits like that, no problem for her getting enthusiastic clients.

Lucy also said NO FUCKING WAY to pictures. Sucks, as Bung Jackass got a ton of them from her, once upon a time. Probably the fallout of some LOSERASS MONGER showing the pics to her. She claims the BOSS won't allow pics inside the rooms, and that he may be watching and can see the FLASH from 'under the door'! She did give me her phone # and said pics outside the bar would be no problem, but with her popularity, it might cost 100 USD or more to hook up with her for an all-nighter.

After we all had a session, we taxied back to the Lokasari area and met up with MongerX at Bintang Mawar, a bar/brothel - a block from the back entrance to Lokasari Plaza. Mx had quite the harem there, and a mamasan that he got along with very well. I ended up almost immediately getting a SUPER HOT girl thrust in my lap and was lamenting that I was feeling all fucked out after banging the HELL out of Lucy just an hour earlier.

My girl was very sweet, though, and would rub my joint a little bit when I told her I was 'tired' (hand signals!) after 'sudah' booking a girl. She kept at it, though, and after anxiously counting the minutes after popping a boner biscuit (genuine 50 mg Vitamin V from a stash donated by a friend - that I hadn't even met yet -- prior to a previous trip), I did decide to take her up. And MAN, that POOR girl earned every stinking rupiah for that session! She took a severe pounding to her puki.

MongerX likes to joke about how girls like him because he cums fast and thinks I would be a lot more popular if I followed his lead in this regard. This session provided the perfect evidence for that: The walls in the rooms upstairs at Bintang Mawar are very thin. MongerX and his girl got the room right next to mine. And after about 30 minutes or so, we could hear that they were obviously finished next door because we could hear SHRIEKS of laughter coming from next door!

Well, as I am prone to do after chalking up a few girls on a trip, I simply could NOT cum! This is often remedied by burying my bone as DEEPLY into the girl as possible, but this also takes quite a toll on the poor girl. My efforts at 'total concentwation' were hindered by the belly-laughs bleeding through the walls from next door too!

My little cutie was a trooper for awhile, but eventually started to beg off saying TOO MUCH. She didn't quit, though, until I finally had mercy on her (and knowing I still had almost 2 weeks left on my trip!) after banging away for close to an hour. My bad, I KNEW I wasn't ready for a session so soon after a marathon with Lucy shortly before that, but the girl claimed she'd take care of me downstairs, so at least she was warned!

Photos: BM Cutie 06 07

Later, the whole group of us ended up taking a couple of taxis to some disco that Mx wanted to visit but hadn't been to before. When we got there I remembered why the discos are not my favorite venue in Indonesia, and liked THIS place a WHOLE lot less than in Batam. First, it was REALLY FUCKING LOUD. And dark, of course. But the WORST thing was that the crowd seemed to be like 60+ % local DUDES. I was expecting a Batam style place where hordes of willing freelancers were looking to make some cash, but I did not get that vibe at ALL. EVERYBODY seemed to immediately hate the place except MongerX, who quickly DID find a girl that was interested in hooking up. I think Murasaki was willing to give the place a try, but when I started writing messages to him on my cellphone (the ONLY way to communicate in a place THAT loud!), he agreed that Blok M sure looked like a better idea!

That night I DID end up going to Blok M, and hung out at My Bar for what, to my taste, was FAR too long. I know many people love that place, but seemed like far too many bules pounding beer after beer (often with their pasty faced wives?) for my taste.

I ran into big-titted Ana, a girl that had spent about a week on our floor at Mercure Rekso the previous summer being passed around between Mx, Hunterman and myself, and she offered to ditch the old guy buying her endless glasses of red wine to go with me, but I wasn't in the mood for her quirkiness and laziness in the room, so I passed. Some ancient battle ax bitch ended up trying to get me interested in another girl that was sort of borderline cute and had borderline big tits, but I couldn't for the life of me decide if she was attractive enough to fuck in my fucked out condition or not.

I got a little bit MORE interested in her when I found out that she was ANA'S SISTER! I couldn't recall ever having fucked sisters before, and got kind of excited by that. I started paying a little more attention to her while her granny friend was pestering me to take her, and figured that she wasn't so bad after all. And I was also looking forward to a morning bang, the ONE advantage that Blok M offered to me compared to the brothels - relatively cheap long time.

I decided to take the chick home with me, and the granny demanded a tip from me for 'hooking me up'. I told her HELL no, I wasn't paying her a cent, I had already been nice (I thought) and bought her a drink. She didn't like that, but oh well. We got a taxi and made the looong ride back to Sparks.

In the room, I had a good session with Blok M girl. She gave a good BJ and howled appropriately when I made my best effort to split her open with my dick.

But the problem started a few seconds after I came when she hit the shower and started getting dressed! She said she got a call saying she was needed at home, and had to go. I was a bit pissed by this, and kicking myself for wasting my time taking her all the way back to my hotel. But what could I do about it? Wasn't gonna chain her to the bed?

Photos: Blok M Runner 08 09 10

She said she needed to meet her ride downstairs, and I said fine 'BYE', and gave her what I thought was a VERY generous 300K. She threw a HISSY FIT, saying 'I work CJ's and Tiga Puluh, and I NEVER get paid less than 1 million!' I flat out told her, 'HONEY, I met you at BLOK M! At BLOK M, 300K's EXCELLENT fucking money for SHORT TIME! If you want to stay till noon and fuck me two more times, MAYBE you'll get more, but now I'd advise you to take this and leave!'

She STILL got huffy, 'but, but'. I offered to take the 300K back from her if it wasn't acceptable. She didn't like that! I pointed out to her that HER SISTER got 400K from me, (more than my friends paid) and that she stayed for about 16 hours to earn, yanking FOUR loads out of me! She finally decided that she wasn't going to get any more, and thankfully left.

I was left with a SEVERE negative feeling about Blok M after that. I got into a bit of a stink on another board about that, saying that there is NO set rate among Jakarta freelancers, and opining that the resulting drama isn't worth it if you insist on 'up to ME' compensation levels. While it's probably silly for me to generalize based on my few experiences at Blok M, I WILL in the future likely try and feel out a girl as far as what she expects the next morning as a fee the next time I take a girl out. I severely dislike hassles over money with working girls, and this was the second time that day where it had happened. And the second time that I thought I was being pretty damned GENEROUS!

My last night in Jakarta was to be New Year's Eve, and I was curious how the Indonesians might take to the celebration of the Western New Year. As I should have guessed, the Indonesian respect for various and sundry cultures and their HUGE desire to PARTY at any excuse meant that Jakarta was absolutely ROCKING on New Year's eve!

Of course that also meant that many of the brothels were either closed or closed early! Was NOT expecting THAT!

It didn't help my quest to get laid that we spent much of the afternoon at Sands Spa. Others have reported on Sands before, but I will chime in with the others and say it's a great, classy place that offers very good value for the money.

I followed MongerX around like a lost puppy at this place, informed the desk staff through my translator that I wanted a HARD massage from a girl with BIG tits. They recommended a girl, and since you can't see them in advance, only order by number, I went with the flow, and ended up getting a sort of cute young girl that had nice, firm C-cups. I think she was #105 or 106 or something.

I had been briefly briefed on what to expect at Sands, that sex was almost surely a no-no in the normal massage rooms, but might be available in the VIP rooms, but also that hand job was almost a no-brainer, and that I should tip 50K for the service if I was happy.

Well, I got thrown a bit of a curve by my girl, when about 15 minutes into a rather ho-hum massage, she started getting very close to my face and saying 'I love you!'. While I often have this effect on women, I admit that I was a little surprised that it happened this soon in this situation when all I had done to that point was grunt when she went deep on the right spot!

Of course, I was flattered at the time (until I realized later that this was probably the ONLY English that cewek knew!!!), and we were soon making out like horny teenagers too scared to take thins further than kissing.

Eventually she started rubbing my cock while I was feeling up her nice, chubby tits, and it felt VERY, VERY good. But I didn't think I could cum with her doing only that, and had an almost INSANE desire to fuck her. I think the 'saji joint' girls count on getting you worked up like that in order to extract maximum compensation from you, but as always, I am DYED IN THE WOOL cheap, and won't pay a premium for pussy no matter how bad I want it.

But this girl wasn't saying MORE MONEY, she was just saying NO! I think at some point she got distracted because I did manage to get about half my dick inside her for a precious 30 seconds or so before she snapped out of it and pulled away. THIS was FAR more frustrating than being told NO in the first place! At least before I could only IMAGINE how good her pussy felt!

She then started working on me to see her later at my hotel. With the language barrier and the need to speak very softly so those in the neighboring booths and outside passersby couldn't hear, this was a very painstaking process. And ultimately, I felt pretty ripped off when I got almost ZERO massage from her in 75+ minutes in the room! I think this was a scam on her part, that some kissing and 'I love you' talk got her out of working!

Eventually I did get her to return to focusing on a hand job, and she yanked and yanked for a good 20+ minutes at the end. It's almost a year later now, and I can't remember if I came or not.

BTW, I think Mx or one of the other guys ended up getting this girl after me and having an almost identical experience with her, including the I LOVE YOU and wanting to meet at the hotel.

At the end, based on my briefing from the other guys, I asked her to follow me to the dressing room where I gave her a 50K tip instead of signing for it on the cashier's form. I was told the girls liked that because they got the money immediately instead of having to wait until payday.

At a future session at Sands this year, I had a problem with a girl wanting more than 50K for a handjob where I didn't finish. We got two calls about extending time in the room, and I CLEARLY said NO and TOLD the girl NO (in English, Indo and sign language) both times, that I didn't want time extended. But she kept yanking on my dick and I wasn't gonna tell her to STOP!

Looking back, I don't THINK it was a situation where she got in trouble because of extended time, because I would have been charged for that on my bill. But apparently she resented working overtime on my dick without me paying extra. I thought 50K was the going rate, and MY bottom line was NO SUSU (milk) extracted, no bonus plan!

That night mongering-wise was a bit of a letdown. Many places weren't open, and my fellow hombres mostly had the foresight to set up long-time dates for the evening. I didn't want to pay the relatively high long-time fees and ended up having to scramble a bit to get laid. MongerX ended up suggesting that Hotel Travel would be a good place to check to see if it was open, and as usual, he was completely right, it was indeed business as usual there.

I picked a dud, however. I got a girl with a fanTASTIC big firm rack, but was getting bule stinkface vibes from her the second we were in the room. Had to take a serious tone with her to even enjoy the session (I also had a similar experience another time at Hotel Travel this July. Not as good of a 'point and click' experience as Penjay, in my opinion).

The whole time I couldn't decide if her tits were real or fake. I realize it would be VERY unusual for an Indo brothel girl to have fake tits, but the were just TOO big and firm, and she had a bandaid that got me thinking. She also refused to let me touch those works of frickin' ART! Ahhh, GRUDGE FUCK TIME!

The disappointment continued after the session when she was very firm in not allowing pics. I was quite defiant and whipped out the camera anyway, and she was actually playful for the first time trying to cover her face with her hair while still pretending to give me stinkface amid snorting laughs.

Photos: Hotel Travel Beeyotch 11 12

I made a point to the girl afterward that I was giving her 5K as a tip and if she had been frickin' POLITE, OR allowed pics, she could have made 10x that. She didn't say a word to complain.

I wish my batting average was as high as others in Indonesia, but I'm pretty happy with the average results. I'm sure that some sort of interaction with girls ahead of time would improve things in some cases, but the language barrier makes this difficult, and I don't like the whole 'do things through mamasan' game. I know this may be spitting into the wind in Jakarta, but to the credit of the work ethic of the girls, USUALLY they deliver excellent performances with very little prep-work. I can live with those results since if I have a shitty session, all I'm out is a little money, and the girl is usually VERY hot!

After my Hotel Travel session, I went back to Sparks to watch the fireworks out my window before heading to Mx's room for a drink while he was waiting for his date to show up. There was apparently one HELLUVA party in the disco downstairs, and it appeared that most of party-goers had rooms that they were going back and forth to, as the elevators were packed with pretty raucous locals all night.

I REALLY wanted one more session on New Year's Eve, but thought I was completely screwed after 1 AM. The early closing of the brothels in Jakarta is a drawback, IMO. I had heard that Stadium was open later than most, and figured that the disco was a fallback. But I had never been to Stadium before, and was confused by the maze of ramps leading upstairs. I eventually made it to the top floor, only to find the disco had a 125K rupiah cover charge to get in. As I didn't like discos to begin with, I certainly wasn't going to pay that at 2 in the morning.

Eventually I found my way to the front desk outside the short time rooms, and there was a monger there that wasn't Western and didn't speak Indonesian waiting for a room. They were trying hard to upsell him to some sort of VIP room, but he was more than happy to wait. A couple of mamasans told me they would go get girls for me, but I was in the mood for BIG tits, and the handful of girls they brought didn't excite me.
So, I gave up. Grabbed some food on the way back to the room and went to sleep with a hungry dick. Woke up with a boner. NOT my favorite night in Asia. There would be a couple worse coming in the next few weeks. Mongering ain't always an EASY sport!

Porker, honestly, I continue to marvel at your pics and your ability to churn out great reports.

Except for Melawai, I really don't prefer the South Jakarta scene too much. Some of the live bands at the high end discos are pretty good, one time at CJ's they brought over a Colombian band that was excellent.

New Years in Indonesia. I'd be sure to book the hotels early as I had trouble getting hotels to hop over to Jakarta from SURABAYA. So I spent New Years Eve in SURABAYA. Most, if not all, SURABAYA's brothels were similarly closed early, but still tons of girls at the discos. The Dolly Street area was jammed pack w/ kids in motos so you could barely get in.

I'd think that Stadium would have had lots of girls on New Years.

Porker, great start to your 2006 Anthology!

I've had the fortunate opportunity to monger with Murasaki and Hunterman, they are both gentlemen and fonts of knowledge. And I agree with you that Murasaki doesn't appear they way you'd expect him too...fuckin' chameleon!

porker, hope your 2007 start, to be the same as 2006. looks like the last girl in blue, was real looker and a nice smile on her face,would have reveal her beauty more.

ouch Porker !
did she a good job ? " finger jammed up my culo " hope the rest was worth it.

Thanks for the nice comments.

Merlin, Surabaya has always sounded interesting to me based on I_am_sancho's reports, but the inertia needed to try a new, unknown destination usually isn't there for me unless I have a LOT of time in any given destination. For me going somewhere new always means that I'm 'missing' time somewhere else. I've had trips where I didn't feel I got enough Angeles City time, for example, and felt I had a bad trip because of it. But then, of course, I've gone to places like Batam and Jakarta for the first time and had a GREAT time, so branching out is probably a good thing. Maybe this summer...

Another thing about these few days in Jakarta: Went to Mangga Dua MALL with MongerX and Murasaki for some shopping. I had gone to Mangga Dua SQUARE (where the Novotel is) my previous trips to Jakarta and they didn't really have SHIT to offer as far as DVD's and software. Mangga Dual MALL was friggin' AWESOME. Bought Microsoft Office for about $2.50 and got a bunch of movies for about 5K each.

Of course I couldn't figure out how to install the bootlegged copy of Office... Oh well, gave me another excuse to go to Jakarta in the spring! What's the line from the Rodney Dangerfield movie -- "Doesn't EVERYBODY go to Switzerland to get their watch fixed?"

I dont read many reports as thorougly as I do yours Porker. I wish guys were more like you in the way you handle spoiled girls trying to fuck with you. Unfortunately, I have a feeling the new breed of monger learning about the hobby on the internet would handle your situations exactly the opposite and just puss out and dump tons of money. Your last girls looks damn hot and your bit titty girl from Melawai looks like a big titted Mexican chica. Interesting the varying looks you can get in Indonesia. Great report as usual.

Porker,

Some really nice bazookers in this report, I am going to have to go out hunting!

My Bar can have some really good finds, you have to watch the age a bit as there are a lot of young gems bordering on the "illegal" I tend to go there late around 2-3am then it is less crowded with Bule and the girls remaining are great fun.

As for paying 1 million in CJ's, 30's or Bats ... rubbish, the most I have paid is 500 ... once from Bats and i was not in a mood to argue, but the norm for me is 3-400,000 longtime! If you go early maybe they might hang out for more, but I rarely get girls asking me how much before I leave and give then the 3-400,000 and they always seem happy and ring back for more. So good on you for sticking to your guns.

Porker
As we have come to expect, a very entertaining report, and some great pics. 'fanTASTIC tits' girl looks like a real hottie, and good to see her before she succumbs to the dreaded black box. Its a pity you had to cum all down her nice black dress before snapping that first pic, but I guess it was hard to hold back! LOL

I am really looking forward to reading the rest of the trip reports in this series, which will surely help to keep sprits up until my next mongering expedition, whenever and wherever that may be.

Your reputation as one of the most prolific and well-versed writers is richly deserved! Additionally, I can not believe how much improvement you've made in the area of photography. When I think back to some of your early PI pics it is just amazing. I'm looking forward to the continuation of another epic report!

EA

Fun and entertaining as always..thanks Porker!

You did "go grande" baby...some unreal titties.

5 months to go...damn...

Classic Porker...nice work! Gotta love a good tit fuck.

porker ! whats your favorites hangouts in AC?
the ones you think are worth oyur time?

If that last chick in blue is any sign of the quality I am eating my 10 day trip to ac before los and making it 10 days in indo before los.

Back from paradise....

Ok Porkster and Blumpy, just what were you were guys expecting to see when you first met me? You've got me curious about my newfound chameleon nature. :-)

Porker, that disco incident is one of my treasured humorous mongering moments. That place was so dark, and the music so loud, that the only way to communicate was to type messages to each other on our cell phones. One correction though - it was me who typed to you "This place sucks. I'm outta here. Wanna go to Blok M?" And you concurred. That's when we grabbed cherry boy and Hunterman and piled into the cab, leaving MX to follow later with his ill-fated date.

Poker, thanks for the great report. I'm new to the site and fairly new to the sport. I agree with you and Blazer and thank you for sticking to your guns. Being fair and being taken are not the same. I don't mind paying a girl more than the norm as long as she has earned it. It's with anything else in business, if you start paying for poor service and scams, then poor service and scams soon become the norm.