From AC I flew via Tiger Air to Macau then went straight to the border with Zhuhai by taxi. Fortunately I was under the wing of MX, without whom I would never have taken this trip. His help, both before and during was invaluable, thanks yet again buddy. My flight only cost $5 +tax and was short and pleasant as we had emergency exit seats. The taxi drive to the Chinese border was easy too ….. I just left it to MX and tagged along. At the border I was excited, MX had posted a great report on China with some real hot babes and I was so looking forward to experiencing something new so that even my regrets at leaving my heart behind with Cheryl in AC was almost forgotten. Getting through immigration was interesting and not too painful, so soon I was in a new world and pretty amazed. This is the only place I have been were you exit immigration and enter a huge underground “super mall”. Walking through I was amazed at the amount and quality of the goods on sale and hoped I would have a chance to look around before departing for Changping.
Emerging out of the mall was just as interesting, I was amazed by the vibrancy and light that hits you as you walk to the hotel. I forget the hotel name, MX made all the arrangements! After booking in to a small, but comfortable room we were out on the streets looking for Crazier, Socrates and a new guy MXTLPLX I had not met yet.
Out on the streets I was excited, I liked the vibrancy, the bars in the middle of the streets and the hookers marching up and down the sidewalks at 100 miles an hour! The girls in the bars were calling over for us to have a drink and the whole place had a young energetic feel.
We did not stay long though as we met with the other guys and ventured out for my first real taste of Chinese food in China. After a short taxi ride we ended up in front of a huge display of tanks and sat down on the pavement to await what was to prove to be a magnificent feast. MX and MXTPLX were given royal chairs, so special treatment for them. The food that followed was superb, the scallops you can see in the photo were heaven on earth and proved to be the most orgasmic experience I was to have today and some of the best food I have ever had.
After being mightily fed, we ventured for the real main course for the evening, a trip to the massage place and a different massage than I had experienced before. We wandered just over the road and found the place, it was quite impressive, but not as impressive as MX’s valued customer card! The rooms in the place looked pretty dammed good, but the line up was not so hot. We all refused so they bought in the next level and I immediately spotted one I liked. MXTLPLX was the only other to make a choice so we stayed and the other guys moved on.
Our room was pretty special and my girl quite hot, but pretty soon things went very cold. First there was no English spoken, nada, nothing. Then after getting quite excited at seeing her very firm body as she undressed, I got the second artic wind. I too was undressing and as soon as she saw my not yet even erect manhood she went crazy. First she stared, then pulled a face, then stuck her fingers down her throat and made it dammed obvious she did not like what she saw. Lastly, she had such a hairy pussy (I hate them), I was pretty turned off. From that moment the whole session was a disaster, the worst I had ever had, ever …. period. She never smiled and she frowned the whole time, plus the massage was lackluster to say the least. She went through all the different potions these girls use so quickly I thought we had a plane to catch. When it came down to the action part, she lay on the bed, I was hard despite her attitude and despite the hairy pussy her body was hot and she had great tits I went for the kill. So focusing on that, I went to go in. Just before I did she pointed at my cock, made a gesture with her hands to indicate I was way too big, then repeated the fingers down the throat gesture, this time with more horrific sound effects. FXXX this was real bad customer service! I did enter her, just to make a point and thrust away hard for a few minutes, but no way was I going to cum, as I was about excited at this point as a man awaiting his execution, so I withdrew. She gave me a funny look, so I made a really screwed up face, pointed at her, then gave her two thumbs down sign and got up and had a shower. It was real cold atmosphere in there believe me and I could not wait to get out, despite being there less than 30 minutes!
As u can guess no tip was given, but I should have complained, but in a strange country with no language skills I did not have the confidence to confront, so I wrote it off as a bad thing. I cannot complain I am lucky I rarely encounter any bad sessions nowadays.
I had to wait an hour for MXTPLX to appear; he had a better session than me. I was looked after while waiting though, so apart from the girl the place was OK.
We then went back to the street near our hotel to try and find the other guys. MXTPLX and I sat at one of the bars and had great fun talking to the girls behind. It was strange but these girls although very young were the only people, I could have a reasonable conversation in English with this trip. At one point I asked for a brandy and she poured half a bottle in a long glass, in the end this and a few beers only came top a few £’s great value. There was not much talent around by that time so I resigned myself to not cumming tonight. Not to worry I would make it up in Changping tomorrow. I was still in the mood to party though, so we asked about any clubs and were directed to a place not that far away. Inside it was a little strange, lively but the Chinese have a slightly quirky dress sense and dance style plus there were police on podiums everywhere! The music was OK though so I enjoyed a dance and there were opportunities to fraternize with the locals but those I saw were not particularly attractive. So that night I was home alone for the first time in the 7 weeks I had been in Asia.
Photos: Zhuhai Bar Girl 95 96 97 98
The next morning we did some shopping in the underground mall, it was a bit short but boy was it good, the quality variety and prices were all superb. I bought some great MP3 shades and a few other things, but with more time would have got much, much more. I would come back here again just for the shopping.
Crazier had arranged a very nice mini-bus to take us to Changping and it was very comfortable. The trip was not that long and interesting as you saw a bit of China and of course easy, with great company. We were booked into then Miraton (again courtesy of MX’s planning) which is a very nice hotel and incredibly good value. The rooms are a good size and comfortable and the bathroom is spacious and has some great supplies really high quality stuff!
We did not stay long though as we were out to the booking joints hunting some Chinese talent…. and talent there was. When you go to the area of the booking joints u are inundated with ladies trying to get u into their places and quite forceful they are too. Inside each there are many girls most passable, but many doable and usually a few stunners. Far more so than most bars in LOS, or AC where you may have the odd doable in each bar and maybe one stunner in 10. Quality in terms of looks and bodies was high here in almost every joint.
I picked one girl who was pretty nice, not perfect but I was so horny after yesterday’s debacle I wanted to have some relief. Yet again no English was spoken, which does make things dammed difficult. It’s amazing how even a few words help, but here there was zero from both sides.
In the room we showered and went to the bed, but as soon as I got aroused, she could not take her eyes off my cock, she touched it like she had not seen one before. She measured the length with her hands, then keeping the same distance moved her hands to her pussy to see how deep it would go. She then fell back on the bed and muttered something in Chinese all of which I think meant I cannot take that! Well to give this girl her due, she was not horrible like the last; she was just worried and I could see it. When we did get down to the sex I was so careful, but although I did not go deep, it was obvious she was struggling. I am sure I could have carried on, but am not that sadistic, so I withdrew. Her face showed signs of relief and concern, but I tried to tell her not to worry and she could go. I think she was a little upset, but I gave her the money and a small cab far and she seemed very happy.
At this point I was really, really missing Cheryl and after receiving a text from her saying how much she missed me and one from my “GF” in Jakarta saying she was desperate for me, I was tempted to get on a plane and play somewhere else. One more bad session and I would have been real tempted, except for being with some great guys, I think I would have done it already!
That evening we went to a humungous Karaoke. I am a dancer, not a singer, so Karaoke’s are not my favourite thing, but this place was awesome. Apart from the scale, the line-up of girls to choose to take to your room is mind blowing. Imagine two columns of girls’ approx 100 meters long, each column having girls shoulder to shoulder on both sides and you walk the gauntlet through the columns. Up one side with girls and mamasaans from both sides grabbing you, getting u to feel the girls and then down the other, with exactly the same treatment. I chose two pretty fine specimens, both who turned out to be very nice despite the language barrier. The rooms were pretty amazing too, the scale of this place was truly amazing. In the room we ate, sang and played the dice game mentioned in previous reports. My girls were good fun, but language again was a barrier, things would have been even more enjoyable had we been able to converse a little.
Later, I was dragged out and persuaded to buy two big cuddly toys for my girls, much to the disgust of my fellow hombres, who all were then pestered to buy some for there girls …. sorry guys. In the end we finished up the evening by a little dancing in the room, the girls reaffirming my notion that Chinese girls are not the best dancers in the world. I told one girl I would take her home and was surprised that the other was sad. All in all I enjoyed then karaoke experience and would come back.
In the room the session was OK, not too many complaints about my size and she had a great body, but kissing was not existent, and the sex only average at best, plus there was again one hairy pussy! My problem as I was beginning to discover apart from the size issue was I am so spoilt in LOS, Jakarta and PI. Virtually every session I have in Jakarta is true GFE ++ and most in PI and LOS too. In addition, I have got used to not using condoms, girls having shaved pussies and the girls being more experienced. Saying all this I got off, which was a big relief and my first time in China. After the session I sent the girl away and that took a lot of doing, she did not want to leave and I had trouble making her understand what I wanted!
In the next couple of days the story with the girls did improve a bit, mainly because embarrassingly, Crazier, MX or Socrates had to explain to any girls I fancied that I was on the large size and to see if they were happy with that, which filtered out some bad experiences, seeing the faces on some of the girls! However, it limited my choice on looks, saying that I continued to be very impressed with the standard of girls I saw in these places, there sure were some stunning girls especially in the body department.
The first morning after the Karaoke night we all went for a massage which apart from being dirt cheap, was great fun, the girls although not lookers, were real funny and we all had a great relaxing time, chatting and playing with them. After the massage, we then, if I remember correctly explored the “catacombs” near the hotel, a real dingy area of thin streets with working girls, touting from small garages. It sure was down-market and I would not indulge there myself, but there were some fine looking ladies and when we were there it was real quiet. Socrates got kidnapped for a while with one of the girls, I though for a second we would have to mount a rescue mission, but he survived to fight another day!
Photos: Massage Girls 99 100 101 102
In the afternoon we went to the booking joints. My memory is hazy here, but I remember having two girls back to back. Its nice here that you can book a girl and have her turn up at your door at a specific time. Mine were 90 minutes apart, but both these sessions again only OK, with the same story, good bodies, but below par performance and they sure were not used to my size with a lot of grimacing which really puts me off.
That evening we had another fantastic meal, then MX and I went for our second massage of the day. After this, I think we then met up MXTPLX and I picked up a lady at one of the booking joints near to the hotel, a friend of his girl. My session with her was a marked improvement, but still not mind blowing by my normal standards. She kissed, but with an innocent lip kiss, not a sexy tongue entwining way. After the session, I could not seem to get to get this girl to understand short time so I let her stay the night and much to my surprise she instigated a session in the morning I think she even liked my “wicked willy” a little!
The next day MX, Socrates, MXTPLX and I went to see the Buda you can see from the Miraton Hotel. It turns out that the Buda is in some sort of Chinese theme park, so we spend a few hours being driven around and playing “The Tourists”
In the afternoon we again visited the booking joints and I thought I would play the numbers game, the more I try the better the chance of a killer session, the fact that after booking one girl, I saw another I liked …… yes I was greedy too! I even booked two from one joint, but that was not a problem. In the room I had the girls come over one per hour and to surprise the sessions were all OK. One girl “white girl” was the biggest surprise. One, in the booking joint she looked really pretty, but when she arrived at the hotel she was so covered in white paint she looked like a clown. Secondly, she was very slightly built and the guys thought my size would be a problem, despite assurances that she could take it in the joint, but actually she was one of the most accommodating girls I had and because it was tight she managed to make me cum fairly easily.
Photos: Booking Joint 103 104 105 106 107 108
Photos: White Girl 109 110
That evening I had another girl lined up and we met her outside the restaurant we were going to eat at. Even though language was still a problem there was a small amount of communication and body language and we got on from the start. She looked after me very nicely in the restaurant, being a true “Prawn Peeler” (you need to consult the MX Mongers Dictionary for the definition of this). The food again was superb and cheap and the Heineken girl was not bad either. After dinner we went back to the room and had a session that was a level above what I had experienced before, this girl was sweet, could kiss and my “wicked willy” was no problem. As I decided she was a keeper I went out with MX to meet Crazier in a club opposite the hotel. This was a great place but I forget the name. It had a Philipino band and the music was good. We danced a bit and I got to know my first Chinese favourite a little better. After some fun here we went for yet another massage. My girls was very appreciative and continued to give me the “prawn peeler” experience in the massage parlour. Back in the room she was keen to start where we had left off before and what followed was a really good session, not quite great, but by my China experience it was mind blowing! We even tried some anal at her asking, but this time “wicked willy” just would not fit!
Photos: Best Girl 111 112 113 114 115
In then morning we had a repeat experience and in the end saying goodbye to this girl was quite sad, if only I had met her earlier. After saying farewell to all the guys I ventured to Hong Kong first by mini bus, then coach and finally another mini bus which went right to Hong Kong Airport. There was a time when I thought I had lost the mini bus to the airport after the coach just dumped me at immigration and I had no clue what to do, but got there in the end.
The flight Hong Kong to SIN was painless, on Jetstar, another low cost carrier, but slightly better Than Tiger Air. I arrived at Sin at midnight, but my flight to Jakarta was not until 8am, so I spent the night in the First Class Lounge drinking, dozing and pondering on the virgin tours of PI and China.
So overall thoughts on China, well you may have thought I hated it, but despite the downsides I still had a good time. Mainly because of who I was with, all the guys were great buddies, helpful, supportive and great fun. It was good to meet MXTPLX for the first time hope our paths cross again. The food was unbelievable in quality and cost and the hotels also scored highly on these two counts. In terms of the girls, well China has so much potential, there were a far higher proportion of really doable girls in terms of looks and bodies than most places and prices are pretty good too. For me though performance, attitude and the hairyiest pussies I have even encountered really did knock China down my league table of the Hobbying destinations.
