OK, I'm in the UA lounge in Narita, having left BKK a few hours ago. I'm a bit depressed, but let's continue on with the story.

I got up pretty early on my 2nd day in BKK, and bundled up litlle Ms Wa on her way. But wait, you may ask, did Blumpy repeat with her in the morning? Nope, because after our first session, she spent half the night throwing up the tequila she had the night before. It's a big buzz kill to hear a lady retch all night long.

Johnny felt good, and was excited about his first trip to Thailand and wanted to do tourist shit. I wasn't feeling it, but took him to the Grand Palace and Wat Po; from there we took a river boat back down to the skytrain. In hindsight, the tourist stuff was pretty interesting!

We returned to the Maj Grande for some downtime, then headed down to Soi Cowboy around 10PM. We first hit the Shark club which was disappointing, then hit Midnight so I could dig up my old teeruk Apple. She knew I was in town so was still in street clothes and had already paid her bar fine, so we took off to find Johnny a girl.

Apple took us straight to Deja Vu which was hopping, and he quickly barfined an older looking (26?) chick with a great boob job. By this time it was close to 11PM, and hunger was besetting us. I never tried that swanky King Seafood ight at the Asok BTS stop, so we went there and had the whole joint to ourselves. I had tiger prawns and oysters, and Johnny ordered the largest lobster I'd ever seen in my life. But he was more amazed at how Lek served his food and fed him by hand. And he remarked that a chick that good lokking back in the States wouldn't give a guy like him the time of the day!

We made it to the hotel around 1AM and Apple and I proceeded to get re-united since my last visit in August. She is a thick little Issan girl with great boobs and that look fake (but aren't)! I'm not posting her pic, because earlier in the night at Midnight bar, Apple and her girlfriend said they saw a picture I took of her on the internet; some stupid farang out there is showing Club Hombre pics to the ladies...NOT COOL.

She was greta in the sack as usual, and since she can hold her liquor, I gladly repeated with her the next morning, gave her my customary $50USD ti and sent her on her way.
Next chapter: Pattaya, Priew and Perversion!

I can't believe someone is showing CH pics in Thailand. That's the one thing I really like about CH; the difficulty in using a proxy to view pics overseas. The loser must be really desperate for attention.

It could be a real problem for me with all my Thai pics.

Cant believe you are still writing to us after eating at King Seafood. Walking Street? I and a few other mongers have had bad food poisoning from there.

I believe Blump is referring to the large, flashy, seafood restaurant at Suk and the Asok Skytrain station, opposite Soi Cowboy in Bangkok?

Yes, he is for sure. I believe my son you were robbed at that restaurant unless they have done a sudden act of contrition and changed their menu prices - or lack of prices. That may be the most overpriced seafood restaurant in Bangkok . At least where you have to feed yourself.

Take a cab to Kung Pao Ratchada and you'll get better seafood for less than half the price.

"And he remarked that a chick that good looking back in the States wouldn't give a guy like him the time of the day!"

Classic quote and the thought of so many newbies, thank God for Asia, land of the Prawn Peelers!

So, my good friend, what happened to contemporaneous?

Good report so far, keep it flowing....

I am also really looking forward to your report! I was able to witness this guy in action....and it was hilarious!

Especially the nite at Luficifers.....when you had that stunner on hold for you!!! Damm she was HOT! I couldn't believe this girl actually sat in Luficifers in the same spot...waiting for you....while you went to do a short time with another girl!

I actually seen this girl turn down one guy after another....while she was waiting for you! Shit...I was even attempted to holler at her...but if you recall...I had my hands full at the moment as while...LOL!

And the guy that was with us, remember.....(the young Brad Pitt look alike)....who thought he had a chance......but she wouldn't even look at this guy!

Classic!

Ahora, Baddog and Dad - Yeah it's the King seafood at the Sukhumvit / Asok stations, and yeah it's a tourist rip-off joint as far as the prices are concerned...groan. I've walked past the place for years and thought I'd give it a try...NEVER AGAIN!

Hunterman - I'm trying, bro, but old habits are hard to snap...besides I've been busy crying since I left LOS.

Priew- Lucifer's is a BAD place...I'll discuss our late night there and the world's SHORTEST short-time when I get to Day 4. BTW, did Brad Pitt hang himself in the shower over that chick yet?