Merry Christmas you mongers, and although I got some cool gifts today, I got my REAL gifts two weeks ago in Pattaya...read on!

On our third day in BKK, Johnny and I checked out of the Majestic Grande and hopped into a waiting van for out trip to Pattaya. My homie in BKK hooked us up with a guy who agreed to run us r/t to Pattaya for 4000ThB.

The ride was uneventful, although a little long at just under two hours. We pulled up to the Vault Hotel around 3PM, and upon check-in I knew the vault would be a cool spot to hang, because who was hanging out on the front porch watching the girls go by? None other than the Patttaya Super-Mack himself, Priew!

Also lounging with him was John, my new new best friend who manages Living Dolls 1 down on walking street. Priew and I swapped numbers and agreed to link up later, while I took my boy Johnny out for his first soapie.

We hopped the baht bus up to Sabai Dee Massage and strolled in to the spacious lobby that face sthe MASSIVE fishbowl. Johnny was in awe, at the 50 or so beauties seated behind the glass, and I had to physically restrain him as I explained the concept of the soapie, fee structure, tip, etc. I was beginning to crash from jet lag, and was drained from my double session with Apple from the night before, but still grabbed a girl and went up from the bath and massage anyway.

I picked a charming, big-eyed lass who gave an acceptable soapie, but I just had NO libido and dozed off in the bad as she massaged my back. I think I pissed her off because I didn't attack her, nor did I even sport wood...I just wanted sleep!

I got dressed, tipped the girl and shuffled out of the room to find Johnny in the lobby grinning like the "fool on the hill". We walked down to Beach Rd to hop a baht bus back to the Vault and her would not stop yammering about how fantastic Thailand is, how f-ed up American women were, etc.

We made it back to the Vault by 5PM, and I crashed until 8:30, when we met up with Priew to hit Walking Street. He told us about babes with fat asses in Club Boesche, she we hit there first.

There were some cuties there, but none were really thick nor grabbed my fancy; so after a few rounds we headed down to New Living Dolls 1, and stepped into Gomorrah! This place was rocking, with a stge full of hammers, great music, and John the Aussie manager giving us a running commentary on all the chicks.

I instantly locked onto a spinner with long hair that covered her tits and had big eyes, and she returned my loving looks as well, so I waved her over as soon as her dance ended. It was only after I got her on my lap did we both realize that she was Pim, my first Pattaya girl from one year ago! i met her in the company of that Jedi Master, Hunterman, who first took me into the very same bar and taught me how to pick a girl in Pattaya: "Put your finger in her pussy, and if she lets you leave it there, then she's the one for you!"

In the year since I met Pim, she morphed from a sweetie into a dragon lady who held sway over half the girls in the bar; and although we were DFK'ing and flirting with each other, we knew I wasn't going to BF her. My first LT with her, we both realized I was too big for her and the lovemaking was OK between us, but not smashing either. So she was contented with me buying her a few drinks and palming her ass.

John, however had already picked out a tiny Cambodian girl for me, who'd only been at teh bar for three weeks. She was sexy as hell, and when she stood next to me, I could wrap my arm around her waist one and a half times! Another big plus: she spoke only a modicum of English...yay!

I BF'd her, and we left the bar around Midnight and returned to the Vault. After the mandatory showers, I hopped into bed with her and she said in broken English, "we sleep now, make love in the morning, na?" Oh, HELL no! I gently pulled her to me, beegan to caress her firm little ass, and pushed her head down towards my jimmie and it was on!

Now here is the funny thing about Ms Om; she was brand new and extremely small, but her snatch was wide! I figured that although she was only three weeks in Pattaya, she must have been working for a few years over in Cambodia...regardless, I didn't ponder her careers path too deeply as I proceeded to pound the daylights out of that poor girl. She happened to run across me on day three of my trip and I just couldn't come anymore.

We went slow and fast, switched positions multiple times, and she took it all like a trooper! I think it's safe to say that she took the wood a good hour or so before I was able to get just the fight rhythm and angle in her cervix to at last produce a climax.

I curled up and knocked out, day three was in the history books!

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