I was in Bangkok for a brief visit in early December, as an appetizer to the entrée that is Jakarta. I had two main purposes for visiting Thailand before Indonesia: one, to visit the longtime GF, and two, get some medical needs taken care of at Bumrungrad. In addition, Blumpy was supposed to join me as wingman for the time I would be in Bangkok.

Such are the ways of the world that very little went off as planned, and many things were different to boot. Blumpy had to change his dates and wouldn’t arrive until after I left. And due to an unfortunate scheduling conflict (i.e. simple bad luck), the GF’s main moneyko decided to visit the same time I was there. So instead of spending three days with her, I saw her for one hour at Starbucks. Oh well, there were many other fish to spear in the sea…. At least Bumrungrad went off well. Following are some snippets and updates from this latest sojourn to the Big Mango. Not too many photos this time around.

Right off the bat, things were new, as it was my first time into the new Suvarnabhumi airport. I must say, it was much better than I was expecting. It’s actually a really nice facility for the most part, despite the publicized problems about corruption and shoddy work. The walk to immigration from the gate took so long, I think it was in a different zip code. After gathering the luggage, it was time to learn where the ATMs were. The one I found on the arrival level had a line; so I went up one level on the escalator and found a free one there. Then instead of going down to deal with the taxi queues, I did what I always did at Don Muang – went up one more level to departures and snagged a cab that was dropping someone off.

The meter to Soi 7 on Sukhumvit was 190 baht, plus tolls of 25 and 40 baht. I stayed at my usual cheap ass hotel where I have been staying for 5 years, The Promenade on Soi 8, and got my usual “discount” of a 1000 baht a night. Went to Friends Haircut to get my buzz cut – and discovered my favorite girl no longer worked there. Also discovered my favorite clerk at the Family Mart just outside of Soi 8 was gone too. And to add insult to injury, I then discovered when I hit Lólita's that my favorite cocksucker there, Jum, was gone as well. Arrrghhh.

With Jum gone, I opted for a girl named Aum, from Ayuthaya. It turned out she was hiding some major sweater meat under her schoolgirl blouse, so I played with the balloons as she went to work. Too bad she sucked (er, pun intended) – the girl had no clue how to give good head. At least she worked hard. I titty-fucked her for a bit, then went back into her mouth for a CIM finish. Prices were still 700, unchanged from last year. After dinner and 3 hours of Thai massage, I crashed at 9 pm and slept for 11 hours.

The next day was a Sunday. I went to Tulip around 11 am (get there at opening time on the weekends!), and got more bad news (I was starting to think this trip was jinxed): my favorite girl Or, whom I’ve posted about much in the Tulip thread, was no more. After talking to a few of the girls downstairs, I was able to piece together that she had just gotten married a few weeks prior to an American. Or was one of the best I’ve had – she’d make it a personal challenge to see how many times she could get me to cum in one session. I was definitely sorry to see her go – but nothing lasts forever, especially in our hobby, and I wish her the best.

When the shock wore off, it was time to get down to business and select a girl. I chose Gung – and it was at that moment that the tides turned. My luck came back, and the gods smiled upon me, for I came to know her carnally and it was very good. Aside from her boob job (I’m a natural kind of guy), everything was excellent. She was enthusiastic and gave me complete access to all holes and components of her body, including the back door. She also gave a decent BJ. I was able to pop twice in the two hour session. Prices were still 800 baht for 2 hours and 1500 to the girl in the room.

After that, I decided to visit Panthip Plaza. On the walk there from Chit Lom station, I also decided to try and find Venus, a massage parlor I’ve known about for many years, but had never been to. Venus actually turned out to be easy to find. It backs up to the canal, just off Ratchadamri Road. I didn’t check out the selection though, but continued to Panthip.

Later that afternoon, I was at Nana station. I had just gotten off the train and was walking down the stairs when I started exchanging glances with a cute spinner. Now if there is one thing I’ve learned in this world, it’s that there are a lot of potential “possibilities” at Nana station, as so many girls trundle through it on their way to work. So I followed her out the ticket gate and started chatting with her going down the stairs. As I suspected, she was available – she was actually on her way to the beer garden on Soi 7.

Num was an aged 28 years old, and hailed from Ubon Ratchatani. Negotiations quickly commenced, and after grabbing some liquids at Foodland on Soi 5, we were soon in my room for a nice 2 hour session. She was a great freelancer – lots of DFK and a tasty pussy that I ate for a long time. I gave her the 1500 baht we had agreed upon and got her cell number, as she definitely was repeat worthy. Here’s a couple of shots:

Photos: Num 01 02

I had dinner at my favorite restaurant in Bangkok that night – L’Opera, way down on Soi 39. I took Blumpy and Buckeye there last year, and Blumpy got all worked up over the maitre d' with the short hair and the bow tie. Well it turned out she sat me at my table, and I kept thinking how Blumpy would be beside himself were he there to share the moment with me.

Not only does this restaurant have good food, they have some incredible eye candy waiting tables. There were two waitresses working that night that were in the 8-9 range. One in particular I couldn’t take my eyes off – there was something about her that just DID it for me. She was tall and lanky, had a face that I could stare at for hours, and moved with such a grace that it made me want to write songs about her. Er, if I was a musician that is. All I can do at this point is make sheet music, and believe me, I wanted to do that too.

I had already sessioned twice that day, so I opted to finish off the evening with a 2 hour Thai massage, and then a visit to Mano Poderosa at Flaming Moe’s. It was good to see him, and we made plans for a night out before jet lag caught up to me and sent me back to the hotel.

Monday was set aside for Bumrungrad. I got there about 8:30 and began my visits to take care of my various medical needs. I get service there that I have never experienced in the US. The general physician who did my physical wanted me to see a specialist, and I agreed. So the nurse walked me to the specialist, and I was literally in his office in 10 minutes. Try that in California. That specialist wanted to do some tests – so I was in the test lab in 15 minutes. Where I live, it would have taken 4 to 6 weeks to get on the calendar of the specialist after the referral, and then another 3 weeks to get the tests scheduled.

I exchanged texts with Num and arranged a late afternoon tryst with her. She showed up on time at 5. I had such a good time eating her the day before, I decided to do some real dining. My favorite position to seriously eat pussy is to lie on my back with my legs bent up, and prop my head up with a pillow. I place the girl on my chest, straddling me and facing towards me. I lean her back so that she is resting against my propped up legs, with a pillow behind her for comfort. I then spread her legs open and pull her groin towards my propped up head, and then get down to some serious business. We’re both in comfortable positions, enabling me to eat for a long time and not suffer a crinked neck in the process. It’s even better if you’re eating a spinner, as you hardly feel them on top of you. Caveat: I don’t think the Murasaki Prop would work too well with some of the whales that seem to breach this board from time to time, as the practioner would most likely lose their breath – and suffer some bruised ribs.

After another great session, Num left and I headed over to Cabbages and Condoms for dinner with LAGuy. I had only learned from Mano the previous night that he was in town, and was able to get a hold of him that morning via his Hombre inbox. I hadn’t seen him since my epochal trip to Thailand in 2002, and it was good catching up with him over vittles and my favorite Thai dessert – Kluey Buad Chee (bananas simmered in a sweetened coconut milk).

The following day was the King’s Birthday. I had been expecting all entertainment venues to be shuttered, as has historically been the case in years past. But Mano told me he heard rumors that some venues had been given the green light to open this year, so he and I made plans to hang out that night. I spent the morning at Bumrungrad finishing up my medical work with another specialist, and later in the afternoon, I noticed that all the freelance bars on Sois 5 and 7 were open – so I figured that even if all other venues are closed, at least there were some possibilities here.

Mano called me in the evening and told me that Nana was definitely open, but that he was still hung over (didn’t get to bed until 8 am) and was in no shape to come out and play. I had been wanting to check out Soi Cowboy, but he didn’t know if they were going to be open or not, given that they are in a different police district.

I decided to zip down there anyway, and again, just like at Tulip, the fates were smiling on me. Aside from Shark, all the bars were open. I poked my head in a few places, then went into Dollhouse, where the dancers were showing, and sat down for a drink. I waved a nice figure with a rack off the stage, only to find out they were fake (damn, what is this place coming to?). As soon as her drink came, she took a sip then bolted back onto the stage to dance more. Uh, check please. Next was a walk around Tilac, a peek into Long Gun where all the dancers were nude, and Our Place. Then another drink in Déjà vu, where I ogled an incredible spinner who pretended I didn’t exist – ok, no go here tonight.

Walking down the soi away from Asoke, I saw a very hot spinner go into Black & White, and made a mental note to return there in a bit. But first I wanted to check out Baccara. I actually saw her as soon as I stepped up to the “porch” area where one goes through the curtain, as she and a friend were sitting at a table outside chowing down on dinner. She gave me a big smile that stopped me in my tracks. Damn, she was cute. I smiled, wavered, took a peek in the curtain, looked back at her, and that second smile quickly had my ass plopped down in the chair next to her doing my best “Sawadee Khap.”

I will call her G, as she is someone whose true identity will remain anonymous. She was born in Bangkok, though her parents came from Isaan. She was a ripe 22, and a slinky spinner with very nice curves. She finished up dinner and we went inside together. After we sat down, I bought her a drink. Then she had to dance, as she had just started work and hadn’t done a dance shift yet. I actually didn’t mind, because it was quite pleasurable watching her sway her very nice figure on stage. She was sending me all the right signals while she danced, and that smile never went away. I knew that I not only had my barfine, I had an LT as well.

I “paid bar” and we left. I had found a real winner. She spoke pretty good English and we talked for a long time in the room. We also did two sessions with two pops before we went to sleep, and I was extremely happy with my choice. She also took care of my morning wood for pop number 3, and then left at 8 or so. I got her number, as not only was she repeat worthy, I think I found a girl who was travel worthy, as in little trips to Koh Samui or Krabi. However, she began her period that morning, so I didn’t think there would be a repeat for the rest of this trip. A few faceless pics of G:

Photos: Faceless G 03 04 05 06

I spent the morning doing a bit of fossil hunting at Wat Po, and the afternoon getting my daily Thai massage at my favorite place near the Emporium. After a quick dinner, I checked out the lineup at Venus, which had slim pickings to say the least. I then skytrained to Thong Lo station, and took a taxi up Soi Thong Lo to Petchaburi Road to Bangkok Cozy. I wound up choosing Jyap, who was 25 and from Surin. She had a great face, but not such a hot body, and we really didn’t mix well. It turned out to be my only bad session for my brief pit stop. Oh well, them’s the odds.

The next day was my last, as I was heading to Jakarta the following morning. It was quite a full day. It began with the one hour with my long-time GF, who I have known for 5 years. She was able to slip away from the rich moneyko and met me at a Starbucks for a quick chat at noon. I then dashed over to Morning Night, which is the closest I ever got to Nana Plaza this trip, to see if Wan was around. Wan is a sweet girl that I spent some time with on my last trip. A waitress told me that Wan had moved to the night shift, and should be coming in at 6.

With that, I jumped back on the Skytrain and zipped down to Tulip. It was here that I got a big surprise – the very notorious Dao was available. I had asked for her a few times in the past, but she was never available. I had heard that she was also a top performer, and she definitely lived up to that reputation. It was an excellent session. Much of it was spent in her asshole, as she gave me a lot of anal. The only downside was the same as Gung – again, fake tits, the third pair I had encountered in six days. But that aside, Dao was a major winner, getting two pops out of me.

Back at the hotel, I gave G a call to chat. It turned out her period was a quick one, in case I wanted to see her that night. I wavered for a moment, as I had planned on returning to Morning Night for Wan – but given there was uncertainty over whether she would show up for work, and the fact that G and I had such a great session, I opted, as Monger X would say, for the bird in the hand and told her I’d meet her at Baccara at 7:30.

I got there a bit early, at 7, which also got me one of the best seats in the house to occupy while I waited for my little sweet thing to show up. My god, what eye candy. There were some hot girls flitting about, in those sarong mini-skirts with no panties that they have on the first floor, and the school girl mini-skirts with no panties up on the second floor. For those who have never been, Bacarra has a see-through glass floor on the second floor, enabling oglers downstairs to look up the skirts of the girls dancing upstairs. A pervert’s dream if ever there was one.

One girl in particular had me worked up. Her face was very average, but she had a gumby body that was out of this world, and a stomach so flat and tight I swear you could bounce quarters off it. And she was also quite interested in me. I told her I was there for another girl, but under ordinary circumstances I’d be on her like a fly on shit. Well, something to that effect at least….

It was shortly after that I saw her – the ultimate Japanese businessman’s wet dream. She was an uber spinner, with dyed hair, bouncing around in a little school girl’s outfit with a skirt so short it put her jewels on display every time she moved her body, and a blouse that was unbuttoned down to her belly button, allowing frequent peaks at her tiny breasts. Oh my…. I think the words “Jesus Christ” slipped from my lips when I first saw her. She flirted with me when she was on the first floor stage, and continued to do so through the glass when she went up to the second floor. I had raging wood looking up the skirt of this girl. I was feeling quite the lecher – and I simply had to have her.

Now the gears were turning in my head. It was my last night. I was already meeting G, who would be arriving at any minute, and who I didn’t want to ditch. How do I also bang the wet dream? Solution: propose a threesome. I knew it would be a bit expensive, but I simply had to do it. G showed up shortly after and sat down with me. I got her a drink and then popped the question – how do you feel about adding another girl to our activities tonight? And it was at this point that I whispered “thank you” to the heavens when she replied “Sure, which one do you want? I pointed up at the wet dream bouncing around upstairs and she said “Oh, I’ve never gone with her before.” We waved her to come down, and soon she was sitting on my other side – I was a man in heaven flanked by spinners.

G proposed the threesome to the wet dream, who agreed. So I paid bar for both of them and wet dream went off to change. The new addition was 19, from Udon Thani, and weighed 39 kilos (I asked), which is all of about 85 pounds. The only threesomes I’ve ever done were at Eden Club – I’ve never bothered to assemble one out of gogo girls before, so it was definitely going to be an experiment. I was also quite aware that most likely I’d just be screwing each one individually, and that there’d be no girl-girl interaction. But at least I’d get the chance to bang both girls – have my cake and eat them too….

After a quick cab ride, I stashed them in my room and left them to chat while I ran down the soi to get some more money. I hadn’t been planning on a double header when I did my last withdrawal, so I needed a last minute fill up. After the clothes came off and everyone had showered, G’s stock rose much higher on my charts, as she confirmed something I suspected when she made that comment in the bar about not having gone with her before – she was game on having sex with other women. During all the foreplay, she actually tried to go down on the wet dream, and to suck her nipples, but wet dream was not up to it.

So I had them take turns blowing me, and then I went down on G while the wet dream kept giving me oral, then went down on the dream as G gave me oral. Finally I couldn’t resist anymore – it was time for the farmer to plow some fields, and I went into wet dream posthaste. Damn it was good. She was snug and deep. I was actually astonished that a girl so tiny could take all of me. Oh it felt good. After mish and a spoon fuck, I flipped her to doggie and just enjoyed the sight of me pumping her. Then I had her go to her stomach and put her legs together while I pumped from behind – one of my favorite positions. Damn it was so nice and tight in that position, and that’s when I blew.

After we showered, wet dream got dressed and left, leaving G and I to cuddle for a while before I got wood and went for my 4th pop of the day – which isn’t easy for me these days, let me tell you. But she got me up and I finished her off in doggie as well. If it wasn’t for the fact that I had to get up at 6 the next morning, I would have had her stay long time. But we agreed to wait until my next return to do LT again. I gave each of them 2000 for the ST. After G left, I finished packing and then called it a visit. My pit stop was over. Next up was Jakarta, the main event of the trip.

Holy moly, that "Japanese businessman's wet dream" portion of the writeup was some of the best descriptive writing ever on this board. I was even getting a bit tingly...

Mura - That's a hell of an appetizer!

Murasaki gets a lot more done on a 3 day than most do on a week.

Looking fwd to the JKT report! Thanks

Thanks guys. But I didn't really have that much sex, relatively speaking. In six days I had 9 sessions with 7 different women, totaling 13 pops. That's a 2 pop a day average. Not much when compared to many others who can average 4 or 5 a day.

Reports like this make me miss Thailand more than anyone can possibly know. I used to go 5 or 6 times a year and now havent been there in a year and a half. With the baht now at 35-1, 2,000 ST makes it a bit steep these days but I was paying that for uberhotties before in BKK so thats par for tha course.

"She was tall and lanky, had a face that I could stare at for hours, and moved with such a grace that it made me want to write songs about her. Er, if I was a musician that is. All I can do at this point is make sheet music, and believe me, I wanted to do that too." But your writing skills are as good as ever, great stuff.

Yeah, that 35-1 was a killer. I guess it helps the pocket book that I kept the time there brief. If the dollar remains so weak against the baht, I'm definitely going to have to spend more time in Pattaya when I'm there. I guess fortunately my current number one is Jakarta, where things are cheap.

It's nice to have a wingman who has the place cased like a cat burglar, but can you imagine trying to do Jakarta solo, as a first-timer? I imagine they'd tear you a new one, taxis, barkeeps, bule tax etc. The incidentals would probably raise the cost upwards of 50 percent for a newbie on his own. Am I wrong?

the thai girl photo of faceless g looks absolutely discusting with the most ridiculous looking arse I have ever seen. you are one sad motherfucker

the thai girl photo of faceless g looks absolutely discusting with the most ridiculous looking arse I have ever seen. you are one sad motherfucker

Wow Charles - been a member for over a year and this is your first post. Way to make an impact. This is your gift to future generations and I salute you

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I suspect the reason Charlesrolls didn't post before is because his mommy restricted his access to his computer.

Took him that long to understand what "add a message" meant and what the little sqaure things on his keyboard were for.

Epi You got the wrong salute for this jerk

he's just jealous because when he figured out who was in the photo, he realized that the 20,000 baht he was sending to his fiance each month wasn't really keeping her out of the game . . .

Well technically I am a mother fucker, as G did have a daughter. But I wasn't sad at all about fucking her. I thoroughly enjoyed it. So Charles, you got me wrong. I am one HAPPY mother fucker!

By the way, I didn't know an "arse" could be ridiculous looking. Is this a British thing?

Well done once again Murasaki. Good to know the latest and greatest happenings in BKK now, but what happened to the BHT lately at 35-1?
My last time in Thailand earlier in March it was 39-1.

I believe the Baht is about to take a huge tumble. If you don't mind dodging a few bombs this may be the time to head for Thailand . Gonna be a lot of empty rooms during what should be the peak of high season !!

Murasaki, thanks for the tip o' the hat, I wishe we were able to hook up. You are the Jedi Master and we MUST monger together again soon!
I've got ove 100K Star Alliance miles which will cover a r/t Biz Class ticket, so just give me a date and destination and I'll hook up wit ya!
Great report especially about the wet dream girl...Lordy there are some diamonds hidden along Soi Cowboy!

We'll manage it again some day dude. And maybe we can get Buckeye to join in the fun, or your dad, Khun Mor. LOL

Murasaki;
I have never have the pleasure of meeting you, but, I've always enjoyed and still enjoying your reports and comments for the Clubhombre community. What charlesrolls said was totally uncalled for. charles; if there is one sad m...., well, buddy, that's you "bloody mate". Now, "arse", I assumed quite right you must be one of those "For King & Country" "lads"!!!!, thanks God we got rid of that crap in 1776!!!.