OK, so I am a procrastinating mofo, but let the story continue...

I awoke on my first morning in Pattaya with the lovely, tiny, wide pussied Om from New Living Dolls 1 (NLD#1). I promised her 2,000 for long time, but because of a mix of USD and ThB, I actually wound up giving her 2250, more on that later.
I was up at 8AM and let her sleep in while I went down to the Vault's front porch for some coffee and early morning girl-watching. The Vault is real cool because there is a little bodega a few yards down the soi; the lady make great coffee and Thai tea and will bring the drinks down to you as you lounge on the porch. I told Michael, the owner of the Vault to install a buzzer so his patrons wouldn't have to move to order coffee!
So I lounged until about 10AM, then went to wake up Om, who was still comatose. I railed her out pretty good the night before, and needed to replenish my jism, so I sent her home without a morning BORK session.

I went to wake up Johnny, who was starting to drag ass, so I let him sleep in. He emerged later, and I took him on a daylight tour of Walking Street. He was amazed at the stark difference between the neon-lit nighttime playground and the slightly dingy, innocuos shop-lined lane in the daylight!
We shopped a bit and ate and hydrated for the upcoming night, when he saw a poster for the alligator farm and started nagging me to go...f'ing tourist!
We crashed until about 8PM, linked up with Priew and headed out in to the night. The weather was great, about 80F with cool breezes and low humidity, but Johnny complained about the heat reagrdless.
We stuck our heads into a couple of bars, but none had the quality or talent of NLD#1, so we returned there to carouse. It was packed with chicks and was hopping! Ms Om ran up to me in street clothes, and I asked Fat John if she'd already been barfined. He told me that when I overpaid her the night before, she thought I pre-paid her BF for a second day! Nice girl, but I wasn't going to repeat with her, too much fresh meat in the joint.
Ms Pim, my girl from last year sat on my lap and DFK'ed me all evening, but didn't hassle be about BF'ing her. She brought over two of her sexy-ass friends whom I brought drinks for and began groping and DFK'ing all three of them. Inever had a foursome, so I proposed to BF all three of them and pay 1000ST per chick. No way, the Chinese looking one said, we all want 2K for ST. We want round and round before Fat John explained that the Chinese girl told the other two that she ALWAYS charges 2K for ST (which was BS), but she couldn't lose face in front of her peers. Well, my dick was throbbing and I was fingering pussy and biting nipples, but there was NO WAY IN HELL, I was paying 2K x 3 for ST. Priew and I decided to hit Lucifer and find some freelancers, so off we went with Johnny in tow.
No Lucifer Disco is a huge meat market where the men are the meat and the women are the predators. We staked out a table behind the DJ/bandstand and started trolling. Another Vault guest we called Brad Pitt, was with us; he was a cool cat, experienced monger who fell into the trap of developing a crush for a Thai girl. We've all been there, but this guy took it to the next level. He had his mobile glued to his ear the whole night talking to his girl and worrying where she was.
Meanwhile, Johnny spotted a THICK girl with a massive ass and tight jeans. He still didn't understand how he could jsut walk up and grab her, so I sent over a nice girl I met earlier to be the go-between. After a few minutes of yammering, Water Buffalo came over and Johnny was in bliss; it was only around 11PM and he found his dream girl! Really cute, and built like a Sistah Girl back in DC!
I noticed a spinner nearby who was wearing a tight tank top and even tighter booty shorts in which she could not POSSIBLY be wearing any panties underneath. I waved her over, brought her drink, and proceeded to start grinding my diamond-cutter erection into her ass-crack. Guess I found my girl for the night also...NOT! You see, I have an addictive personality...the more I get, the more I want. So while I was grinding on this fine spinner, I kept looking at all the other fine chicks in the joint; and I started wondering in the beautiful girl I was with would make love like a starfish...so I started put sexy girl on hold and started wandering the club.
Now Lucifer's was packed liek a slave ship by this time, and as I made my way through the crowd, chicks would grab my ass, stroke my dick,a dn generally act raunchy to get my attention. Well one thick little girl did gain my attention and we ran off for the world's shortest short time. SHe had on ticght jeans, was real hippy and had big tits. We rolled into some ST hotel off of Walking Street where I quickly showered, mounted her, pumped furiously for about four minutes, and returned to Lucifer's nice and refreshed.
Sexy Girl was still rooted to the same spot waiting for me, and Priew asked me where the hell I ran off to. He also told me how several guys tried to pick up Sexy Girl and she blew them all off for me!
I resumed grinding my now limp pecker onto Sexy Girl when I noticed another girl and waved her over. I pushed Sexy Girl away for Cute Girl, but I soon tired of her because Water Buffalo called her a bag of bones and said she had no sanuk!
By this time, Lucifer was closing up, Johnny and Water Buffalo departed to consumate their love, and Sexy Girl disappeared. Fuck! So Priew and I set off to wander Pattaya for some ass.
We must have hit 20-30 beer bars and pool halls, a couple of afterhours clubs and loitered on dozens of corners to no avail. We wtched the sun come up over walking street wnd dragged our sorry asses back to the Vault utterly pussy-less...a fine pair of mongers we turned out to be!
At least I screwed twice in the previous day, so I went to bed alone to get my first solid night's sleep since I got th Thailand...groan.

Funny stuff! I too have missed the boat by being to greedy with the pussy! Sometimes there is so much, it is overwhelming and just when you think you found the right one, another hottie pops up! I have pre Bar fined gals only to get waylaided by some other poo ying and i forget the one i already BF's! LOL! Good report. Mojo

Thanks, Mojo! You hit the nail on the head, there is just too much ass out there for a mere man to handle!

That's so true....Blumpy....we had prime choices that nite at Lucifers, but we were still not satisfied!

I regretted I didn't take that little spinner I was with either.....but I guess we were in that untouchable zone that nite and thought the girls were going to continue to line up for us the whole nite for us.....but after we left Lucifiers....it was downhill for us! Then again....we were both very selective too!

Nevertheless...It was still was a nite to remember....

Good stuff, Blumpy. Hahahaha. Greed foils another monger, been there too. The other pussy always seems pinker....(to mangle a phrase).

The Vault sounds interesting--how did you like it, how comfortable was it? And where exactly is it?

Photo: Cocoa Thai

Hi Blumpy I,ve been Pattaya 4 times, now going back again in April..On all my visits I have never been with any freelancers from Lucifer's. or any freelancers for that matter, What is the going rate for ST????