This report is horribly late and overdue. I am so busy these days and I have been traveling so much that I rarely take good notes anymore. The meticulous detail and long winded style some of you may know from me previously is almost assuredly gone now. I travel to repeat destinations and am now entering my eighth year of mongering. I certainly haven’t seen it all, but I have seen and experienced quite a bit. But a sense of monotony along with a lack of detailed notes to fall back on sure has made writing trip reports challenging for me these past few times. But I am not going anywhere until May at the earliest, so I should have time to catch up of reports if I can remember anything about them. They all seem to run together now.

So here goes.

I was looking forward to this trip since Khun_mor was going to be there. WickedWilly, who I had finally met in Jakarta a year earlier was going to be making his cherry trip to AC. MX was leaving a day or so before I arrived, but then had a change of plans so a few of our days ended up overlapping. So as usual, it was going to be a Hombre convention in AC.

This trip was right in the middle of the whole “roadblock on Fields” thing due to some unknown threat or issue. When I arrived it had already been scaled back from Teodoro Street to Raymond Street. This is right where Sub Delicious was located. We did have to hike to Royal Amsterdam from this sign below, but it was no big deal for me.



I can’t really remember much from my first day. I have one set of pictures from a lady and for the life of me I can’t remember her name or where she worked. Also can’t seem to remember a thing about the session. This is really how bad I am getting. But here she is anyway.

Photos: Unknown Lady 01 02 03

On my second day there, I hit the Dollhouse Restaurant in the afternoon. As I was finishing up, who else walks up but KM. We chatted briefly, but he was just getting ready to eat and I was finishing up so we agreed to hook up later. I somehow ended up down at Wild Orchid and WickedWilly and I were watching some kind of competition between different bars there. The highlight of this competition was two ladies sitting on a pole that spanned the pool. They each had bags filled with water and had to knock each other off the pole.

Here are some pics of the “knock you off the pole with a bag of water” competition.

Photos: Waterbag Competition 04 05 06 07 08 09

It seemed to be played single elimination tournament style. WW called the eventual winner, who he had been watching since the competition started. She is the lady on the left in the last photo. I have a video of the championship match that I will try and post later.

After this, they had some kind of eating contest which was basically a simulation of blowjobs. But you could not use your hands. The food looked liked a hot dog on a string, but it had sauce on it and they didn’t call it a hotdog. I didn’t find that too interesting so, I think, WW and I headed down to Club Rio. He had some ladies down there he wanted to meet and I was up for a trip to Rio.

WW ended up partying with three ladies or so and I found two ladies to take upstairs. I eventually unloaded a nice warm shot of jizz in their mouths. Not a bad start to the day at all.

We headed over to Honey Ko’s next. The Australian owner of that place is a hoot to watch. He is usually drunk off his ass and the way he talks to the ladies can sometimes be a bit disturbing. But he sure does ring the bell a lot for them as well.

I started eyeing this uber spinner on stage. I was hesitating about pulling her down because of a rather large mole on her nose. I don’t why things like this bug me, but they do so I was trying to decide if I could get over it or not.

About that time, MX joined WW and me and immediately pulled the lady I had been eyeing down to sit with him. Actually, as I think about this more, I think KM was with us as well. If MX had been about five minutes later, we may have had to arm wrestle for her or something. I ended up chatting with a 19 year old instead. She was sufficiently attractive so I barfined her and took her back to the room. Nice BBBJ and first round. I was a little pooped after that due to jet lag so I took a nap for an hour or so and then fucked her again when I woke up. I then let her go for the evening and hooked up with MX. Don’t remember who else was with him, but I ended up joining him and his Honey Ko’s lady at La Bamba. There she showed off some of her incredible flexibility for everyone in attendance.

Think we may have barhopped for a while, but I broke off to go do some hunting on my own. I ended up finding a decent lady from Heart Breaker to stick my dick in for the evening. Can’t remember too much about her, but I didn’t keep her long time and let her go after one pop. Here is one picture of her. It is the only one worth posting. The others are crap.

Photo: Heart Breaker 10

The next day was going to be kind of a lazy afternoon in the pool at Wild Orchid. WW was barfining his trio of ladies from Rio and going to make a pool party out of it. Before that, though, I think MX and I were doing some early Perimeter barhopping.

We ended up at the Brass Knob. The talent there wasn’t anything to write home about, but there was one lady there that was just ok looking. I didn’t want to barfine her and take back to the hotel, I just wanted a quick pop and to finish. I am not quite up to the Jedi Master level that Epi is, fucking ladies right in the bar. I am still just a young Padawan learner when compared to the giant that Epi is. However, I did get her to fuck me short time in the CR. So I paid the 1000 pesos and bent her over the toilet in the Men’s Room after a nice blowjob warmup.

MX was even commenting afterward, “nice job on the CR fuck.” I think KM or WW ended up showing up while I was doing this chick in the CR. The conversation with the mamasan on this was kind of interesting as well. She was totally cool with it as long as the lady was and was saying “up to you” the entire time as I was trying to get the lady to go with me to the CR.

Everyone then met up at the Wild Orchid pool for a nice afternoon. WW has his three ladies with him and I think KM showed up with Elena. I believe MX still had his uber flexible spinner with him from the previous night, but I don’t remember.

When I entered the pool area, there were a group of ladies swimming that immediately called out to me. I chatted with one in particular and I discovered she was 19 and worked at Bedrock. She had an incredible body and a cute face. Her name was Lyka. I was in the mood for another CR fuck or a fuck in the pool, but apparently she didn’t fancy this. We exchanged numbers and she said something about her boyfriend being at WO and to come barfine her that evening. She was hot enough that I just might consider it for later.

After spending the afternoon at the pool with the guys, I went back to the hotel to cleanup and then we were all going to meet up at the Rhapsody before heading out for dinner. I think I went to Bedrock to go see if Lyka was there and she wasn’t. So I started heading over to the Rhapsody. Along the way, I had a gorgeous lady call out to me from Welcome Inn. She had a nice skinny body and a beautiful face. I talked to her for about five minutes outside Welcome Inn. She was trying to get me to come inside. I was trying to decide whether or not I wanted to barfine her right there. I decided to do some “speed interviewing.” I eventually had her up against the wall and we were sucking face like a couple of high school students. SOLD! BARFINE, please. We have a winner. She was already in street clothes so I paid her barfine quickly and we were off. Then I met the gang at Rhapsody

Everyone was sitting along the booths next to bar. MX was with an incredibly hot lady. KM was with his hot Elena and her friend. WW was with Cherylan from Rio. But I could not believe how hot the lady next to MX was. I was going to have to make a mental note and come back for her! We eventually all headed over to the Dollhouse Restaurant for dinner.

We enjoyed a nice dinner and then headed across the street to the Dollhouse. Hung out there for a while and then may have hit a few other places, but I think I retired early. My lady was such an incredible kisser and I had been exchanging saliva with her most of evening.

I think some of the pictures that are about to follow are some of the best I’ve taken with my Digital Rebel. I have a high opinion of these photos, but she is fully clothed and Asian, so that is already two strikes against her in the ratings. Oh well. I think she is pretty hot though.

Here are two quick snapshots taken at the Dollhouse Restaurant with the SD800 IS.

Photos: Gorgeous Lady 11 12

Here are some taken at the hotel with the Digital Rebel that I am very proud of.

Photos: Gorgeous Lady 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24

My favorite is the second to the last.

This lady was super sweet and super hot. She was also a great kisser and I enjoyed our time together. She also gave a rather skillful blowjob. Unfortunately, when it came to the main event, I was surprisingly disappointed. It was nothing that was controllable by her own actions though, at least in the sense of her actions that evening…

She had some baby damage and stretch marks on the stomach and one of the loosest pussies I have ever fucked. This was a shock for me because generally Filipinas (at least the ones I have normally fucked, even the ones with babies) have had pretty tight pussies. It was pretty bad, like the infamous hot dog down the hallway bad. So after I finally came I sent her on her way. Man, what a shame.

More to come…

Enjoyed this reporting style, more straighforward and pretty damn funny also. Are you taking dick meds during these trips now? So horny that you fuck a girl in the mens bathroom and then asking the next girl you meet if you can fuck her in the pool. Even I dont have a libido that crazy....funny shit.

Xen's speeding mongering is quite the sight to behold. It's almost a good spectator sport. Wait I feel kind of dirty just saying that..... Anyway not to rat Xen out, but I believe he conducting an experiment with Chinese boner biscuits. The girls weren't too attractive at the Brass Knob, but the girls willingness to indulge Xen's nasty wish got a thumbs up from me. It's ashame that Fields rarely delivers such raunch these days.

Great job Xen w/the report and pics Xen; and I also like the 2nd to the last pic. Pretty gal.

I didn't realize it until last trip, but MX and some local Indos guys were mentioning that I have speed mongering tendencies as well. I always thought all mongers did 4-5 gals per day :-)

I also can't get into a gal that's downloaded a bambino or two as well, I usually try to get the info during the bar interview or try to feel out their stomach for stretch marks. Have not come across too many in Asia, but the few have been quite a surprise to me as well.

Unknown Lady photos added

My best times in AC have been because of Blazer and epi and xen and the rest. Very fun when you are surrounded by funny people. The trips I take alone are not as great.

Since both back operations I can do like I did 3 years ago. I used to feel like superman. I would have the girls staring at me like how can you go this long. I would go for 45 minutes with no problem and do 4 or 5 a day.

Now with a fucked up spine and out of control diabetes and Oxycotin and Vicodin I tend to get limp dick especiall with the asian chicks that have tight entrys. I am coltroling the diabetes and will watch my diet and do the best I can. This trip is gonna be my last for a while.

Nice pics. I can see why you are proud of them. That last girl is very photogenic.

You might want to experiment with the white balance. You are picking up a lot of tungsten light which gives you that orange glow.

Blazers,

Had a feeling you might like this reporting style a little more. I just can't write reports in the manner I use to. Perhaps that is for the better.

MX,

Ah yes. The Chinese boner pills. I love those things. They work incredibly well and are much cheaper than any "real med" like Viagra, Cialis, etc. Just as good though.

Merlin,

We really need to hookup again somewhere. Perhaps we can have a friendly Merlin vs Xen "speed mongering" competition! MX says speed mongering is almost a spectator sport. I see an opportunity here. Maybe we can sell tickets and make this the next big “reality spectator sport.” LOL.

Ahora,

It is always a blast to have buds around. Sometimes I like to venture out on my own, but having some good friends in town always adds to the fun of the trip.

Xen
Been waiting for your report. Written in a kind of frenetic style that mimics your speed mongering . Suitable for sure.
I definitely remember walking into Brass Knob with MX asking where you were as you had told us you were there. All the girls gave a giggly laugh as they told us you were busy short timing in the CR -- classic moment for sure.
I miss the pictures of the bathrooms and plane seats but I'll get over it !

Love the pic of the airtight security perimeter set up on Fields Av to thwart the " terrorists". Only the Special Forces Unit of the AC Tourist Police can mount such an effective operation. By "special" of course I mean they rode the short bus in grade school.

Quite entertaining, can not wait to see where the story goes from here.

LOL XEN, that is one awesome pitch for a new reality show, pay ver view perhaps! The true "Rumble in the Jungle".

BUT! since you're much younger and prettier than I am, you need a handicap to make things fair: no C, V, L or Chinese boner pills for you and sticking it counts, right? :-)

(Message edited by merlin on January 16, 2007)

Merlin, as classic as the speed mongering quote you produced a classic of your own for outrageous mongering.

After multiple back to back ST sessions in North Jakarta, you encouter one more hottie you have to have. So you turn to me and say, "I'm going up, I just want to stick it in." I almost died whenyou told me that.

MX, indeed I just stuck it in and laid on top of that unfuckingbelievablesmoking hottie for a bit, until she rolled me over when I started snoring :-) Gawd Dang I'm missing Indonesia terribly right about now.

Av8tr,

The pictures did come out looking really yellow, didn't they? I honestly don't know what I am doing. Just playing and trying to get along. Thanks for the tip.

KM,

Indeed. I had to do some "speed writing" on this. If I didn't, I may have never written anything. I am so behind on reporting. A lot different from previous reports though, huh?

Keeper,

Thanks. The best lady is yet to come!

This really isn’t part of the report. I guess we can call it a prelude to the next chapter, since this lady will probably play a prominent part in it. I am very bad about recognizing ladies. This is especially the case in low light situations. I’ve walked around bars in the Philippines looking for a girl I noticed the previous night. I searched high and low. But it would not be until I asked the mamasan where she was that I would find her. And the worst part would be that she was usually sitting within ten feet of me.

In TJ, I use to be really bad about this. Especially when there were long gaps between trips. Say 4 or 5 months. I would end up fucking the same girl and not even realize it until about halfway through the session. Women can change their look so easily. Hair color, hair style, makeup, clothes. Shit I can’t keep up and it can make them look quite different.

I bring this up because I just had one of these moments again. And JUST as I was about to write this chapter. I hadn’t done this lady before. However, I had barfined her before. And even as I post this, I am not 100% sure this is the same lady. So I present to the board for input. The photos are taken about 10 months apart. Same lady, or no?

Photo: La 2005

Photo: La 2006

I am writing this before I read any response to my post above about the two pictures being the same lady or not. As I look more at the original set taken in 2005, I am more and more convinced it is the same lady. But there are some photos where I think she looks like a different lady entirely. Amazing. So on with the report.

After my evening with Jane, I hooked up with MX the following day on the roof of 9-five-0 condotel and Mr JJ Supermarket.

Actually, as an aside there was a funny story about this hotel I need to tell. As I was following MX back to this room to check out the hotel the first time, MX was stopped at reception. Apparently they were going to charge him for some towel he ruined. In MX’s defense, he used the hotel towel to wipe up a spill of chocolate milk or something from his refrigerator. But the FUNNIEST part was that they KEPT the soiled towel at the front desk and SHOWED IT to him as proof that he ruined it.

MX, not missing a beat was like, “you don’t need to show me the towel. And next time I will just leave the spill for the maid instead of cleaning it up.” Only in the Philippines…

The restaurant on top of Mr JJ was nice. It was beautifully landscaped and had a unique and interesting layout. WW has just finished working out and eventually joined us. I didn’t eat there, as by the time MX texted me I was just finishing up having a bite at Kokomoz. The service seemed really shitty at the rooftop restaurant though. MX had to wait a long time for simple requests. They didn’t know what a beer glass was. And I think both MX and WW commented the food wasn’t that good.

I ended up asking MX about the lady he was sitting with the previous night. And sure enough, almost on cue, she texts MX and requests a load. But MX tells me she is really sweet, one of the hottest ladies in AC and a good session. I was sold based on her looks even before that and now I had my number 1 target for the evening.

I have no idea what I did that day. I probably just killed some time out on Perimeter, But at 7:00pm, I was in the door at the bar looking for LA. I think I left and came back a few more times and eventually caught her dancing on stage. I immediately pulled her down for a drink. I hit it off with her well enough, so soon a barfine was being paid and some barhopping we were going. Don’t remember too much about the precursor to the evening’s festivities, but was able to keep my dick in my pants long enough to snap some photos of her. She was very photogenic and loved having her picture taken. I wish the pictures of her would have turned out a little better than they did, but hey, I am still learning.

She noticed my laptop on the Royal Amsterdam desk and, naturally, asked if she could login and check her Yahoo. But it had some interesting things in it. I guess she competes in some beauty competitions that the Dollhouse holds and got first or second runner up in some of them. As she was checking her mail she showed me the pictures from the various competitions she has been in.

After that I don’t even think I asked for a BBBJ and went straight to the main event. We had two sessions in the evening and then two more in the morning. It was good, nothing spectacular, but not bad either.

The following day WW had planned to spend another lazy day at the Wild Orchid pool. I asked LA if she wanted to join us and, surprisingly, she was up for it. She didn’t have a swimsuit handy though so I took her to one of the bikini shops along Fields and let her pick out a nice two piece to wear.

We then joined WW at the WO Pool. It was really quiet there and we basically had the place to ourselves. It was a nice way to spend the afternoon. Eventually we all started throwing back some B-52’s. I forget how many rounds the three of us did, but it had to have been greater than 5, but less than 10.

WW ended up talking to a couple of guys that eventually showed up at the Outrigger Bar while LA and I did some laps around the pool. It was a really nice, relaxing afternoon. Towards the end WW asked if he could charge his portable Smartphone from my laptop via a USB cable. Unfortunately for WW, he had knocked over a beer in the dark while hurriedly grabbing for a condom one night. The beer poured all over and into his brand new MAC laptop. So I brought over my laptop and starting charging his portable device. WW then took off, looking for one of his Rio ladies or someone else and I was left there with LA waiting for the thing to charge. Well, might as well do another session. So we did on top of WW’s bedspread in his room at the Wild Orchid. After that, the damn portable still wasn’t charged, so I decided to leave my laptop there and we headed back to the Royal Amsterdam to cleanup.


LA went home shortly after that and I have no idea what I did that evening. I don’t remember if I went back and barfined LA again or not, But I must have because I have no pictures of any other ladies and no additional ones of LA. This is a missing evening…

The next day, I probably did some crap on Perimeter, but then I hit Nero’s early. This place is really on my radar screen. They are throwing so many ladies on stage there and have some absolutely gorgeous women working. WW pulled a beautiful lady from this place.

I had originally met Analie in July, but for whatever reasons, I was never able to hookup with her. That was not the case this time and I finally was able to barfine her. While waiting for her to change, I noticed two other ladies that seemed like that might be a lot of fun. One was some chick named Apple and another was Melanie. Melanie was a cherry girl, but I really liked her skinny frame, long hair and face. Apple had some baby damage and seemed a little crazy most of the time, but I liked her face even thought she was older. So I barfined them all and met the boys at the Dollhouse Restaurant for dinner.

Like KM mentioned in his report, my ladies originally didn’t want anything to eat. UNTIL the food started arriving for everyone else and THEN they were hungry. After dinner we hit a few places. I remember hitting Las Vegas, but don’t remember if we tried Agasya first. We ended up spending quite a bit of time at Heartbreaker. I remember seeing some nice ladies at Las Vegas that I would have liked to go back for. But I didn’t care much for the selection at Heartbreaker. We tried to hit Blue Nile Executive, but it was way too crowded to handle all of us. I know I ended up at a Karaoke shack behind Fields, but I don’t remember who from the gang joined me. I think it may have been MX and his lady. I usually enjoy singing a few choice selections from the 80’s at these Karaoke shacks before heading back to the hotel.

I also believe this was the last night WW and MX were going to be in town as they were heading for China the following day.

I let crazy girl Apple and cherry girl Melanie go and took 23 year old Analie back to the room. After our showers, she surprised the hell out of me when I went to kiss her and noticed she no longer had braces! Yeah, this chick was wearing FAKE braces. I posted about this on the Asia chat board.

I had a really nice session with Analie. The only downer was that towards the end she started bleeding all over the place so I let her go after one pop. But overall it was an enjoyable evening of food, drink, dancing, singing and fun.


Here are some additional preview pics of LA and Analie.

Photos: La 25 26
Photos: Analie 27 28

Great photos Xen ! I think Blazers just might recognize LA . Perhaps he can tell us if the two pics are of the same girl.

Lolly Anne is a sweet girl and looks very Thai. I believe I got to her first when she was she arrived in street clothes and wouldnt barfine. On my next trip, she started dancing and I barfined her but she was still cherry at the time. Had one of my rare LT with her as I was trying to slip my dick into a vice grip all night with her changing her mind several times about getting the cherry broken. I finally stuck it in about half way and was about to make my third thrust and then pulled out telling her that I think we should wait BUT I was worried about the mamasan from hell chasing me for a cherry fee. She then was rubbing her pussy on my cock throughout the night as I got her worked up but I just used the most will power I have ever used in my life. This just made her more attached. She kept telling me she just wanted to get it over with....within a month, someone else finished what I started and now she is a full fledged bargirl.

She is listed on my second chapter of my "Flip the Script" report and photos under R 15-19.

Sorry Xen, I know we have crossed puddles many times and dont want to appear as if I'm being an egomaniac or something...just clarifying.

(Message edited by blazers on January 17, 2007)

My money's on it being the same girl. Good report Xen, keep it coming.

EA

Xen,

Great report as always, it was great to see u again and discover we had a passion for shooters! My bed took a good pounding that day you borrowed my room, between us we must have clocked a good few miles as I had both Lovely and Cheryl Ann as well on numerous occasions. LA was hot and a nice girl and really seemed to be into you, I thought you looked great together and have the photos to prove it!

It was me that joined you with Lovely in the kareoke, I am surprised you forgot my singing despite my 98%!

Hope to see in in Jakarta soon!

KM,

In the picture I posted I don't there is much doubt it is the same lady. But there are some pictures in that series that look completely different and that is what gave me pause originally. Those were the ones I remembered so I never put the two together until recently. Glad you like the pics.

Blazers,

I was with you until your last paragraph. But you completely lost me with your final comments.

El_apodo,

Thanks. One more chapter to come.

WW,

DAMN! Can't believe I forgot you were the one to join me that night. Are you going to be on the X-Factor anytime soon?

I hope to be in Jakarta by mid-summer. Hope to see you there!

I was just stating that I dont make the comments about being with the same girls to pound my chest and say "I was with her first"....Im just putting history of the girl into perspective.

Blazers It was me that brought the subject up in the first place. I don't think anyone could think your responding is being self serving.

In retrospect I should not have made that flippant ( no pun intended) comment. Kaw Thot Krap

It's a strange situation in that you are attracted to Elena but you're blocked by LA and I think LA is smoking hot but cannot go there because of Elena. I'm sure you know the two of them have quite a hostile relationship.

Xenono;
I did enjoyed very much your pics and my favorites are the ones of LA and Annalie, both just cute as hell. Imagine it has to be a real challenge keeping track of all your trips.

MarcoPolo///

"Hmmmmmmmm", Chinese Boner pills!! (Tell me more.) Are they sold by vendors on Fields also, like Vitamin "V"? Equal to "V", or better? "KM"...You must be the expert on these! As if I ever do get to A.C., I will be one of those "old farts" walking down Fields with a maganda filipina on each arm, and in need of all the help I can get! :-)) How reputable are their (venders) products, or just blue sugar coated candies? "HELP"

(Message edited by MysticAL on January 20, 2007)

It's tempting. It's oh so tempting, but I would advise definitely NOT buying any ED stuff on the street anywhere in the Philippines. A guy in Cebu told me they are basically placebo pills made in Malaysia. The hook is, the boxes and the pills look perfect...

As they say, the "mind" is the best "boner pill" around. But I agree, I usually shy away from street vendors, and try to get C or V pills (w/Hologram seals) or Indian generics from pharmacies in large malls (although not a gaurantee). Seems consistency of pills are a problem.

MX gave me a few bottles of the "Chinese boner" pills and they really seemed to work for me, not as much of the "flushed" feeling I get from V but it didn't last as long as Cialis. I think you gotta get them from Chinese herbal stores.

I've never gotten "placebo" pills from AC street vendors, they are turbo powered boner biscuits, as effective as any of the "real stuff" as I've ever tried, and you certainly can't beat the price of the stuff (though they start off asking a crazy p1000 a box). My experience with MX's "bull's penis extract" Chinese boner pills has been limited, but they were not nearly as effective as Cialis or Vitamin V.

Xenono, I also know how hard it is to write up seemingly moldy experiences, but I for one miss your old detailed reports.

Mx also gave me a few of his powdered deer's penis specials but I did not notice any appreciable effect. I know many other guys have so I have no idea why. It may be a psychological thing or a metabolic difference between guys . Who knows ? Also who the f**k knows what's in that stuff anyway ? Hard to explain an effect or differences in effect if you don't know what the stuff is.

I don't know bout the chinese boner pills, but the gatoraide V version I sampled of his was mighty potent. Then again we chugged it like OJ.

La Part 2

Photos: La 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46

Xen
A series of great photos of Lolly Anne. However, you do have to adjust your white balance as pointed out already .
I definitely have to at least try to talk Elena into letting me have a get out of jial free pass and take LA for a test run. I'm afraid it would come down to a choose your pussy type of situation however.

I remember one time 2 trips ago I came into the bar and Elena was tied up with a customer who had bought a few drinks. LA came over and sat next to me - we talked and I bought her a couple of drinks just to pass time as she was clearly the best looking girl there- after Elena IMHO. When Elena shook off her customer she came over and LA could not get up and get away fast enough ! Elena asked why I talked to "crazy girl" ? Pretty clear they have their territories well staked out and will defend their turf.

MP:

Thanks. Yeah. It is pretty hard now. I use to take meticulous notes about my travel to and from a destination along with the age, city from, and sex session quality of the ladies. But I traveled about 6-8 times last year and just stopped taking notes.

MysticAL:

To the best of my knowledge, they are entirely herbal pills that MX gets from mainland China. I forget what they are called though. Don't think you'll see them on the streets in AC anytime soon.

Porker:

Thanks. I enjoyed writing them as well. But I just don't have the time anymore. I take shorter trips, more often. Don't want to get bogged down taking detailed notes on them. And when I return I am usually swamped with work and other obligations.

KM:

Glad you liked the pics. Hope you get to do LA on your next trip, but you may want to tread lightly with Elena going psycho on you that one night when she was drunk. I always had a nice time with LA and she is one of the hottest ladies in AC right now. I actually have quite a bit more pictures submitted than what has been posted. Guess we'll see them eventually...


Let’s see if I can bang out the last chapter of this report now. It shouldn’t be too long.

(Message edited by xenono on January 21, 2007)

KM,

Remember one of the things that exceeds a bar girl's jealousy is her capacity to forgive and say the past is past. Just do what you want, and 99% of the time you can always recall a girl that you have a history of barfining multiple times.

Of course there will be an initial storm surge which you just ignore. Then once she sees the vinegar isn't catching flies she will bring out the honey. Then you will truly have the Costanza hand.

On the topic of Chinese Boner Biscuits, the english name is the Santi Scalper Penis Erection Capsule. I have a very healthy skepticism about new age and traditional medicines. But when Crazier got me to try these pills I was very pleseantly surprised. Obviously, they work better for some people than others. Surprisingly, in my bag of tricks I have found myself reaching for the CBB more thananything else. I like the low sides effects and it effect is between Cialis and Viagra for me. I buy my pills when I go to China and they are all over the place in Zhuhai. The best price I am able to get is about $10 for 90 pills, but I had to fight hard for this price. I have also bought them in Jakarta at the little pharmacies around the Lokasari area. Here the price is about $2.25 for six pills. However, I have some doubts about the "authenticity" of these pills.

Evidently these pills are very popular in the Asian community and there problems with fakes. In fact the original manufacturer puts a 14 digit serial number under a scratch off surface. Supposedly you can log onto the website and check to see if you have a legit box of pills. Here is the website for those who are interested

http://ah-santi.com/chanpin_en.htm

The boner juice Don Marco is talking about is liquid cialis. Someone gave me a bottle to try, its has a wildberry flavor and is very kick ass. DM and I did a minishot each and both reported tremendous "power" surges.

Here is the website for this liquid C.
http://store.cemproducts.com/
It's mostly a steriod pushers site. However, they seem to be quite professional and I love their little loophole. The sell all chemicals for laboratory testing purposes and all their products are marked -- not for human consumption!

(Message edited by mongerx on January 21, 2007)

XEN
I too agree, "Lolly Anne" is a stunner, and worthy a "Good Roll in the Hay" (...atleast a half dozen times) "Jump on that "KM"!", and I'll await you're report!
I've checked out the above site on the liquid "V" and/or "C".... I'd sure like to get my hands on a bottle, and give it a try. Don't say anything about shipping to the USA though. The manhood could use a little help!!!!!

La Part 3

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MX, I just began independent "testing" of those boner pills. One pill had almost the exact equivalent impact of a 100mg Viagra pill. The only real difference was it took 2.5 hours to kick in. After that, it was fine. Lasted about the same time period as well, about 16 hours. Next I'll try two and see if it hits faster.

BTW, this is the remainder from that bottle you gave me to try that came from China. Next I'll try the bottles I bought in Jakarta and see if they're legit.

I recall MX saying that the boner pills had traces of Viagra, in addition to the tiger penis, toad wart and good stuff like that. I've been testing them as well at home, but haven't been able to do it under "true clinical testing conditions" --- i.e. 4-5 STs w/jetlag, no sleep, no food. Perhaps a trip to TJ is in order.

As for the Chinese boner pills, Crazier forwarded to me an Article from a Singapore paper. Well you can read below, beforewarned this has the typical Singapore free (haha) press tone. As you can see they tested the pills and reportedly found traces of the active ingredient in viagre. Also, it warns the pills will cause blindness and are potentially fatal. Gotta love the Singapore media.


Sorry for pushing this thread so far off topic.

If you read closely, it keeps referring to Sildenafil, not the boner pill itself, when discussing all the potential hazards. One could easily substitute "Viagra" for the boner pill then. Is Viagra legal in Singapore?

More Saki my brother, this is a typical Singaporean fear mongering article. Correctly they tested the Chinese pill and found sildenafil is an ingredient. That is what I found interesting in the article.

The rest is just fear mongering of the known side effects sildenafil (I believe the active ingredient in Viagra.) Viagra is a perscription drug in Singapore and quite expensive. In Singapore, doctors are the pharmacists and the only way you can obtain the drug is by going to the doctor and having him give it you. So there is no competition on the pharmacy side. So Doctor appointments are easy and cheap at maybe $10-$20 dollars for visit. But Viagra will cost you around $12 a pill. Chinese boner pills work great for me at a price of less than twenty-five cents a dose, I think I know which way I am going.

Fankly as a skeptic of non western medicine, I wasnt surprised to hear there was something like generic viagra in the pills. But I am pleseantly surprised I don't get the usual side effects that I do from straight viagra. Perhaps there is some East meets West magic going on; bull penis extract and other chinese medicinal ingredients have a postive interaction with the sildenafil?

Anyway I have no vested interest in the Chinese pills, nor am I trying to play doctor. I have had a positive experiences that I want to share. And if we are wingmen and you want to try 'em, I really don't a problem sporting the quarter it costs to let you experiment.

However, you better be a really good friend if you think I am gonna pour you a shot of the Liquid C power fuel! That stuff is definitely more precious and harder tocome by in my locations!

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There is nothing better than the smile on the face of an AC bargirl that has just been bar fined and showing off to her sisters "doin the shuffle"

Priceless!

Even better is the " Fuck You ! " faces and attitudes of the shufflers in the background who are still in bikinis , praying for delivery from the tedium of dancing.

Looking for LA and Annalie????
Hi there to all, would like to know where i could find LA and Annalie. planning in going to PI for a few weeks next month and after reading Xenono's report i got confused about where i can find those little angels, any help is appreciated. concerning those Chinese boner pills, well, i'd just stay clear of them 'cause who know's what's in them. my health comes first and with Viagra and the heavy hitter Cialis ALL my needs are cover. kind of love them, never had any side effects and just follow some common sense precautions and always fine. Better safe than death. As for the liquid Cialis, i'd need to do some research and see what's behind all its noise.
Anyways, thanks guys and happy mongering to everybody///

Marcopolo, I strongly advise that you do NOT limit your trip by making decisions based on photos. Explore and make your own choices. There is no reason that someone else's good time will be yours AND photos are not reliable indicators of a good time.

I'm in AC RIGHT NOW. I think LA is hot. I would buy her a lady drink if I saw her and find out what our chemistry would be, BUT, I ain't lookin for her.

AC is full of hotties. Find your own and your trip will be better.

Smithoper;
What you just said is right. guess sometimes is better to do your own deals and fun, wasn't trying to annoy anybody. Just looking at LA, she's so cute and exults so much womanhood!!! kind of hard to resist asking a question or two, that's all. great advice of yours. will be in AC next month, but, before would be doing some touring on the outer Islands (Boracay, Cebu,...). choices to stay in Angeles City are among others; Apartelle Royal, Swagman, Kokomoz, Central Park hotel and Le Tinio's Inn. don't know yet which one. this 2007 vacation of mine want to make it a memorable one and not limited to Asia destinations only.///

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Marcopolo,
You better start booking your room soon if you are going next month for a few weeks. The hotels book up way in advance and the better rooms book up months in advance.

There are literally hundred's of those research chemical sites on the internet. Now calling them "steroid pusher" sites is a little harsh as they DO NOT sell any steroids, just "research chemicals". Funny in this world today the press gives all this bad notoriety to steroids when in reality they are some of the safest drugs around when used with common sense. There are other bodybuilding drugs out there that make steroids be in the same class as an aspirin. Yes, they get around the loopholes by calling them "research chemicals" for research only, not for human consumption, etc. You can even get Cialis/Viagra/Levitra powder for a fraction of the cost of pills, makes a cialis/viagra 25/100mg combination about 50 cents each.

Will be in Phils Oct/Nov......

Hello, would like to hear more, am going to AC for my cherry trip Feb. 19 for 2 weeks. Anyone else going at that time? I am staying at El Tino, ok place?

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Angeles City is NOT full of hotties at this time....not even close....even Santos Street "the famous blow row" is being replaced by high end hotels and new apartments. Gentlemans Club....near Brass Knob on the other end of Fields...the cheaper end....it is a fun place.....but no real hotties "except the cherry girls" who won't put out.
LA Cafe in Ermita/Manila is a better bargain overall......but of course you are limited to 1 place....but plently of 'freelance' girls....but caution with the money changers in ermita....alot of scammers and beggars.

Finally got the last chapter done. It has been written for a while, but I have been pretty busy the last few weeks...

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After an evening of fun without LA, I decided to text her up in the afternoon and see if she was available for a movie and lunch at SM Clark. Sure enough, she was and actually came over to the hotel in fairly short order. This kind of surprised me. But, she had also left the bikini I had bought her for our swimming day at the Wild Orchid in a plastic bag in my room. So I guess she was anxious to get that back as well and she mentioned it in her text reply to me.

On the way over the SM, we noticed some kind of mamasan convention outside Kokomoz. Here is a pic.



I found out later it was a meeting with the mayor and some other officials about the Fields road closure, how the bars were all losing money, and how the trike drivers could not make a living now. I laughed out loud when I heard about the trike drivers. Yeah, the poor fucking trike drivers of AC that charge 150% more than their counterparts in other Philippines cities, have to move a whopping fifty yards down Santos to setup shop or move to Raymond Street and Fields. Yeah. Suddenly all their business is now gone? Suddenly no one needs trikes anymore, eh? Fucking whiners…

So LA and I arrived at SM and she wanted to grab a bite to eat at………Jollibee! I guess she has a thing for the palabok there. I just got her what she wanted and then went for the Sbarro pizza later. We went to watch a movie and I let her pick one. I joked about watching “TXT” or “Till I met you” which were both playing as well. Both of those movies were in Tagalog without English subtitles. I don’t think she was up for the Grudge 2 either, so she ended up deciding on Flyboys.

I actually enjoyed Flyboys quite a bit. It was about the Lafayette Escadrille and Americans who volunteered for the French military (and essentially became America’s first fighter pilots) before the U.S. entered World War I. I don’t think she got much out of it though…..

After the movie and when I came out from CR, LA informed me that she saw Elena walk out of the same movie with another guy that was not Khun_Mor.

Don’t remember what we did after that, but I did make it back to the bar to barfine her that evening. I also decided to take out one of her friends, whose name seems to escape me now. This particular evening was Champagne’s 10 Anniversary and they were pulling out all the stops. They actually had a small marching band and horse drawn buggy going up and down Fields letting everyone know about the big party there.

I met up with KM and we hung out at Champagne for a while. Every time I bought a drink for LA and her friend, we ended up getting a raffle ticket. KM was purchasing a lot of lady drinks, but not a lot of regular drinks. The lady drinks didn’t get raffle tickets, just regular drinks. The lady drinks, if I remember correctly, counted towards some kind of reward for the lady if she obtained a certain number. So I had tons of these raffles tickets and after staying for quite a while, finally ended up a winning a big teddy bear that had a “Champagne 10th Anniversary” sash on it. LA seemed happy about her new gift and seemed to be very fond of teddy bears in general.

KM still hadn’t barfined a lady for the evening, so we went to Classroom2 to pickup one of his old favorites and then we headed down to R&B. When I went with Merlin and everyone last year, the place seemed a little better. Before we had front row seats. This time we were sitting in the corner and right under a speaker. The drums were just way too loud over the sound system. We could barely make out a word that was being sung. It was like all drums and guitars. We stayed for a while and listened to the music, but left when KM and his gang suggested a change in venue. I decided to call it a night and head back to the hotel with LA. I gave KM the rest of my Champagne raffle tickets in case he was headed back there.

The following day I hooked up with a lady I had originally met in May and had kept in touch with over the months. She was with her troll of a cousin at the SM department store. I hadn’t seen her in a while and for some reason felt the need to drop some cash on her. So we went upstairs in the SM Department Store and I bought her like 1000 pesos worth of chocolate. We then had lunch at the Congo Grille, rode the Ferris wheel inside the mall and hung out a little while longer. Then we went back to her apartment, which I had been to previously. She actually lives in a fairly decent apartment over in Mountain View with two of her sisters and, at various times, her cousins. It is a two bedroom, two story apartment. One of her sisters was bawling her brains out over her boyfriend and kept playing, “I said I love you but I lied” by Michael Bolton on the CD player.

One of the bedrooms upstairs actually had an in-wall air conditioning unit, so we turned that on and had a nice session on the small bed there. I had asked her on a previous trip how much they pay for this apartment and was told 6000 pesos. I think the apartment is really the older sister’s, whose American boyfriend pays for it. Supposedly the older sister is not a bargirl. I’ve never seen her working in the bar and I think she met her boyfriend through a dating service or online. My lady, Miss I is a bargirl and so is Miss I’s younger sister, Miss E. However, Miss E is pregnant from a Korean guy and has recently quit the bar to be with Korean dude exclusively.

Here are some pics of the top bedroom and hallway:







After the session two of Miss I’s friends that work at the same bar she does joined us and we took two trikes back the Fields for the start of their 7:00 pm shift. (I just paid for our trike and slipped Miss I 500 pesos for the short time back at her apartment) I then hung out in the bar with her for a while (and bought her a few drinks) before heading out to Nero’s. (BTW, during my December trip to AC, I take Miss I to Leyte with me. We spend the day in Tacloban City and visit the San Juanico Bridge and the MacArthur Landing.)

This was going to be my last night in Angeles, since I was leaving for Manila early in the morning to meet up with a lady I had met in August. Ironically enough, the lady I was planning to barfine this evening was also I lady I met during my short trip in August. She was a complete nympho during my previous trip and just kept asking me to fuck her over and over and over again. We did it five times during my August trip and she still wanted more.

So I went back to her bar to barfine her and took her to the hotel. But I could only make it through two sessions with her. I was getting really tired and had to get up early to pack and leave, so I kicked her out because I could not keep up with her. I then packed my things and headed to Manila in the morning after a little bit of rest.

I stayed in Makati and went to see a lady I had been chatting with since my August trip. We spent a day and half together, but there is nothing really interesting I have to report on her. So after our time together, I headed to the airport and concluded another trip to the Philippines.


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