Damn, I Painted Myself Into a Corner. Day 2

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By smitopher on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 05:01 pm:  Edit

I won't bore you with the Penthouse Forum details. I spent the day with last nights Tequila Girl and agreed to barfine her again.

BoomBoom was GoodGood. I kept waiting for her to be a true BNE girl (split as quickly as possible) that I actually kinda inferred that she would not stay and asked when she had to return to work. She tells that the question caused her some pain. Anyway, there was a lot of really good sex. Now I have to warn you here, this is going to be over the top. She INSISTS that this was the first time she has EVER cum from boomboom. OK, whatever. No need to lose face by questioning her veracity. The GFE is off the charts, the sex is incredible and repeated, and the GFE is OUTSTANDING. Before her kid, I'm sure she was an uberhottie. I'm a pig wallowing in my own shit and thinking it can't get any better than this.

OK, so you know what's coming up. I allowed her to set the agenda. Now she considers herself to be my girlfriend. I did not put a stop to it because I was hoping that maybe she could be my summer romance of the trip. She is now trying to control MY trip and who I see. Now I told her that I am a butterfly at the VERY START. So what. You are dealing with Pinay wish fulfillment. It's not her fault, that's part of the charm of AC. It's MY fuckup.

This will end badly today with allot of or or both.

She shared some of her strategies on dealing with customers she want nothing to do with. She either does not "notice" you, or if that fails, she "has menstruation". She even wears a pad. Plausible deniability. I showed her some pictures of the old me. Yup, she would have been on her period back then. This is pretty good evidence that putting effort into your appearance is a factor, if not a deciding factor, in how much fun you can have while mongering.

The Hotel is being very accommodating of my diet plan. They microwave my box food and mix my protein shakes in their blender. I don’t care for their early checkout policy (10% charge) and neither do I care for the policy of setting the room rate in dollars and converting to pisos at their rate. They have raised the rate for a superior room to $40. Market conditions allow this so all I can do is grumble. I requested a room NOT in the back and they delivered, BUT, the damn videokies noise is omnipresent. Very good location but next time I’m getting a room at the Oasis on Perimeter. Same price and good rooms plus pool and quiet in exchange for location. I always rent a scooter so location is easily sacrificed.

Day 3 starts

By Blazers on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 06:16 pm:  Edit

The good news is, your box food and protein shakes are still much more delicious than Filipino food or the stuff they call "American" food....of course, Cottage Kitchen is the exception.

By Keeper on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 03:53 am:  Edit

Keep the reports coming. 13 days until my cherry trip to AC.

By Merlin on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 09:24 am:  Edit

IMO, regardless of how good the sex is, if this gal doesn't have a body/face that compels you to pull your hair out from lust, then she's taking up valuable monger time or opportunity costs. That would irk me. And even if the gal has a body and face that can grace the cover of playboy and hustler, this should warrant just a brief monopoly of your time, and nothing more.

Use the herculean will power to layoff the too many GFE's, too much of anything is bad for you.
Refrain from back-to-back barfines of any one gal unless you're ready for matrimony.

By Mongerx on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 09:25 pm:  Edit

Merlin, that is the golden rule of AC mongering. Not matter how much a favorite always send her home for a night after a barfine. Otherwise you are just inviting Priew style drama. And Smitty you should know better, that violations of this rule on your first barfine of the trip only escalate the clutchiness.

But keep having fun. Last night I celebrated a significant B-day for myself in Jakarta. I booked 11 girls from the Melawai day shift, invited Wicked Willy and some other friends. We booked a Karaoke room with attached bedroom. Three or four bottles of tequila and some disco biscuits for the girls later. It was a night to remember. This method of partying shows great promise, but some procedures need refinement!

By Huevon on Saturday, January 27, 2007 - 03:22 am:  Edit

A significant birthday for MX, hmmm. Could I buy a number four Wink? Could I buy another four Wink? No. How bout a five? LOL...

Great stuff so far smitopher. As an overweight guy nearing the half century mark, your story is nearly Tony Robbins-like. One question--how does drinking San Miguel beer fit into your regime? Thanks...

By Don Marco on Saturday, January 27, 2007 - 04:00 pm:  Edit

SMGL is the only way to go!

By Don Marco on Saturday, January 27, 2007 - 04:02 pm:  Edit

"IMO, regardless of how good the sex is, if this gal doesn't have a body/face that compels you to pull your hair out from lust, then she's taking up valuable monger time or opportunity costs. That would irk me. And even if the gal has a body and face that can grace the cover of playboy and hustler, this should warrant just a brief monopoly of your time, and nothing more.

Use the herculean will power to layoff the too many GFE's, too much of anything is bad for you.
Refrain from back-to-back barfines of any one gal unless you're ready for matrimony."

every word warrants repeating.

-dm

By Fordtech6447 on Sunday, January 28, 2007 - 04:15 pm:  Edit

I am going to AC for my cherry trip Feb 19, will be there 2 weeks. Anyone else there at this time. Thanks Larry

By Don Marco on Sunday, January 28, 2007 - 06:45 pm:  Edit

ford, try the trip buddy section.

By Hunterman on Sunday, February 11, 2007 - 05:24 pm:  Edit

"She INSISTS that this was the first time she has EVER cum from boomboom....The GFE is off the charts, the sex is incredible and repeated, and the GFE is OUTSTANDING."

This girl KNOWS what you like. Maybe Margie tipped her off? It sounds like you've got a good one--GFE even though you've confessed you're a butterfly.

The fact that two respected vets repeat THEIR values should not deter you from your course--in fact, I know it won't, based on my personal identification with your values.

And I daresay that a MINORITY of Hombres would reject a girl with Sexual Performance=10, Fun time/Personality=10, GFE=10 because her Looks=6.


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