The Understanding (or How I'm Deluding Myself)

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By smitopher on Tuesday, January 30, 2007 - 04:59 am:  Edit

Well, either I have finessed it, or, I'm a doddering fool.

The return from Boracay to Clark was fun. Trikes, ferry's and airplanes. Tequila Girl seems to be at peace with the fact that I'm incorrigible. One more session at the Royal Amsterdam and then I pack her off.

As soon as she is gone, I'm in Club Rio puking lady drinks and fondling breasts and puki.

She is still insisting that I'm different and that she has never had an orgasm from intercourse until she was with me. We have had almost tantric like sex and she wanted to know how I was getting such remarkably prolonged hardons so fast and often. I kept mum about the Viagra but we did talk about sex and masturbation. I asked her if she ever masturbated (of course not) and I opined that was maybe why she never got off before. She never had the opportunity to teach herself what felt good. She then asked me to teach her how. Well, I did my best and she seemed to be a willing if awkward student.

I have promised that if I show up in Blue Nile, I will not have any barfines in tow, that I will not barfine anyone else from Blue Nile and that I will be her customer, although I can and will flirt with others. I'm cool with that.

I am rightfully catching flak for this part of my trip. I DO NOT ADVISE THAT ANY OF THIS BE TRIED ON YOUR NEXT TRIP.

I may have gotten lucky in this particular part of my adventure but it was navigated with the full expectation that it could and would most likely blow up in my face.

I think this was the GFE that I have always wanted. I hope that I have got it out of my system. It's a quest that seems to ALWAYS backfire and I just got lucky. I have had my fair share quagmires in the pursuit. There were COUNTLESS land mines that I spotted and avoided BUT you can never see them all.

I do hereby promise to get my body count up and not barfine the same girl more than once for the remainder of this trip

By Sukhumvitter on Tuesday, January 30, 2007 - 07:15 am:  Edit

Good for you!

Go out and test the theory that your lower body mass will increase your body count!

For valid statistics I recommend N be no less than 100. We don't want to play around with sub-sets here; we're going for POPULATION statistics! LOL

By Don Marco on Tuesday, January 30, 2007 - 07:44 am:  Edit

just be wary of kurtosis during your analysis!

By Elimgarak on Tuesday, January 30, 2007 - 12:36 pm:  Edit

Tantric! Sounds great! You rarely get that with a Chica GFE. I may have missed something along the way; say more.

By Socrates69 on Tuesday, January 30, 2007 - 09:18 pm:  Edit

smity, i like you style. I use try to get in quantity (still do) but it really spread me thin and i became a bit jaded. My last couple trips, i've started to incorporate some island hopping with a special lady in tow just like you described in your tr and that part of my trip have turned out to be the most memorable i've discovered.

high numbered body counts, etc....is easy with e.d. drugs on hand. actually finding someone you have fun travelling with while consistently providing enthusiastic sessions, and so on is much more of an accomplishment imo.

By Hunterman on Sunday, February 11, 2007 - 06:35 pm:  Edit

Soc, you are SO right. Such companions are rare finds, to be enjoyed and not discarded in the name of statistic-seeking IMHO (or rather, in my value system).


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