“Until Your Head Explodes”
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2007/01 Smitopher in AC January 2007:
“Until Your Head Explodes”
quote:Blazers said: She figures her last chance is to fuck you until your head explodes
Uhm… I’ve seen Tequila Girl again… err… 4 more times. I have not gone off the deep end and I WILL NOT.
I have been a decent, self respecting butterfly this past week. My Body count is respectable if not impressive.
If you recall, I was about to make a REALLY BIG MISTAKE and see one of the front desk staff in a social setting. I managed to sabotage that potential cluster fuck quite by accident. I was intending to get 2 short times in just to keep my wits about me. On my second short time, I barfined an older waitress from Classroom 2. She looked a bit more sophisticated that your average bar girl and I was into something a bit less… I don’t know… teenaged summer love like.
I was conflicted about my evenings plans so when my waitress/date was not quite ready to go to the room and wanted to drag me about for a bit, I went along with it. Her behavior became increasingly erratic. After a stop in Blueberry Hill, (very strange place), I put my foot down. I said lets go to Kokomo’s and have a talk.
Well, I think she was not taking her Prozac. This was one seriously depressed chica. The longer we talked, the more apparent it became that she was bi-polar.
FUCK ME HARDER.
I was not about to do ANYTHING with this psycho. I forget if it was 1K or 1.2K pisos but I immediately wrote it off. I thanked her for showing me around and sent her packing. GOOD FUCKING DECISION.
So now it’s 11:30 pm and I was to meet Front Desk Girl at R&B at 10:00 pm. I get there and it’s dark, crowded and I can’t see anyone familiar. I hang for an hour listening to Pinoy knockoff Hip Hop and then split. 250 pisos for a water so no big deal.
OK, it’s 12:30 am, I am unattached and tired, things are starting to get picked over and I don’t feel like looking.
I have been receiving a steady stream of friendly texts from Tequila Girl so I responded to one. She quickly replied with an invitation to Blue Nile Exec. I went, was welcomed as the returning hero by everyone there (Whale who take bar girl to Boracay is ALWAYS welcomed like a hero). Anyway, I barfine TG and we spend the night having wild monkey sex. For the next four days, I barfine her and we fuck like crazed weasels till the next afternoon. I then send her packing with the next night’s barfine and spend the next afternoon and evening barhopping and short timing.
She still INSISTS that I am the first one she has ever busted a nut with. Each night the sex gets even more raw and animal like. This is fun.
She tries to get me to commit to her but I hold firm to butterflying every afternoon and she reluctantly acquiesces. She is temporarily transferred to being a dancer from Tequila Girls for unintelligible reasons so she really likes the facts that she get to “escape” every evening without having to dance while she waits for my text to come to the hotel.
I think that she is being sincere. Each night I am encouraging her to be less “shy” and promising that what we do is not shameful and private (shame avoidance and denial is a VERY BIG part of Pinoy culture). There seems to be good correspondence to her observed state of arousal and the gushes of moisture in her cooter.
I left her this morning at the hotel for my ride to the airport. She had a brief cry, implored me not to forget her, to promise to keep in touch and let her know when I return. I promise her I will. I promise myself I will not.
| By Blazers on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 - 11:40 pm: Edit |
Well we have all done it, some of of more serious with the girls than others and we have all learned from it....heck even Porker and DM have been bitten by the charms of the Filipina and become serious with a bargirl in AC. Just dont be stupid and pay her way out of the bar..been there done that with a cherry girl and it didnt end well...it never does. Not that I was in any way faithful but its just impossible to have any real success. The good thing is that I was able to travel with her all around to some beautiful parts of the Phils that people rarely see.
"I promise myself I will not."
Hahahahahaha. I rate that right up there with New Years' resolutions.
Hey, I'd be going back to her, with the obvious connection and good times described here. Her willingness to accept afternoon butterflying (and probably a night or two off) is just icing on the cake.
Anyway, your chances of returning undetected are nil, unless you loose another 100+ lbs--someone will recognize you and rat you out.
BTW, you didn't mention our mutual friend--is she still around, or did you avoid her?