Phnom Penh, Cambodia Day 1

After a smooth flight on Eva air business class from Europe to Bangkok and a quiet connection flight on time I landed on PP airport on a sunday morning in December 2006.

At the aiport the usual chaos at the visa & immigration desk, alltogether more than half an hour, but Sophann the driver was waiting outside and off we went to the Big Luck Hote which is a perfect girl-fiendly place - can be really recommended.(room rate 35$/day)

Sophann still had an Aussie-customer the last day who wanted to go for a "massage" this morning (you also might call it a far-well fuck ). As i had no particular plans whatsoever I decided to join them.
After check in at the hotel we left all three of us around 11am for the Great World Massage.
So far everything went well but now troubles started to grow.

The fishbowl was rather poor equipped, around 8-10 girls therefrom the best rated would not exceed the five.
But I was seriously determined to get rid of my first shot this morning so I had to choose one of the second class crew.
I took out a chinese looking girl which at least smiled from time to time while the others were sitting bored to death.
The Aussie-fellow told me that he was thinking to take the same girl, but I was faster so I was the "winner".
Believe me sometimes it is better to loose.

If I would have stepped aside I could have avoided a major disappointment.
Next time friends I will be more polite- it pays off!
The girl turned out to be a first grade starfish.

Her massage skills were zero,her hands went up and down my legs without any touch and punch,she covered my cock with a big towel -where to the hell are we?-carefully concentrating not to touch it.

I dont know how she could expect to wake up little Willy, maybe it should come by itself just due to her beauty.
At least she made a boring attempt to come to terms but with such a lack of enthusiasm it did not work.
I unpacked her tits- i have to admit this was the best part of her-and started sucking her nipples- with zero result.
Then in a moment of desperation I took down her slip and started sucking her pussy- please dont ask me why!
Even she had no shower before the smell did not exceed the health limit.

The result of my heroic deed was close to zero, which is so far surprising as my licking skills have been highly appreciated since decades all over the world from China to Cuba and through all over Eastern Europe.
Even hardcore profs on Sukhumvit or Soi6 have asked for a second or even third round -but PP remained totally unimpressed.
After that I gave up,dressed and went back to the bar.

Sophann sat there lonely- Trevor-the Aussie had also found his luck and had gone for treatment.
While waiting the afternoon-shift started to drop in and they looked a lot better,so wehave been there obviously too early.
Sophann felt bad and after lunch we dropped Trevor at the hotel and we both went to the stilt houses further up the river.
On the way he tried to give me a decent warning that it might dead there, because the business usually started in the morning and ended around 1pm.

But as this was not my day I ignored his doubts and insisted on a visit.

He showed me several houses, but all empty and finally drove into a courtyard of a larger house where he knew the Mamasan.
Also their girls had left already but she was businessminded enough to jump on her bike to organize a few.
In the meantime I could explore the premises,there were three concrete barracks where the action took place. One was still occupied and we could hear some voices and laughter, so obviously the job was done and indeed after a while a local couple left.

Mamasan came back soon with two young girls, one was at least a seven, so i decided to take them in the package.
Mamasan first asked for 20 US$ each which caused me a mild and indulgent smile, I offered 10 each and finally agreed on 25$ for both.

I know it was too high for such a place but overtime costs always a bit more.
We went inside on of the barracks which did not look so much different from S-21 ( for those who have not been there, this is the genocide-museum of the Khmer-rouge).
One large bed with a bed sheet of the great time of Angkor Wat, a small "sanitary cell" with a hole in the ground ( but tiled) and a concrete water tank with a scoop.
The girls started pouring a lot of water over my shoulders and my back, hoping the downflowing water would do the rest, because they did not touch me during this operation.

After "cleaning" we went to bed and now the real disaster started.
They unpacked a condom and wanted to start a quick Boom-Boom.
I made them clear that I would give a damn in a fuck, I wanted a blow-job, which was strictly refused.
So I got up and started dressing. When saw it was serious the kept me back to to the bed and after a short discussion among them(probably who had to start)the cuter one started
sucking my cock,my feeling at Fahrenheit freezing point.
After a few seconds-it couldn`t have been minutes - she handed over the relay to the other one,then they switched over to a hand job.

After trying three times to get a decent blow job out of them,I terminated the lousy spectacle.
Got up and out.
I told Sophann to call the Mamasan and to translate my claim.
Her explanation was that his was a Khmer brothel where blow jobs were unusual, probably to a lack of cleanness?
O.K.-clash of civilisations.

I gave Mamasan 10$ for both, which she first refused,but finally accepted.Sophann felt deeply uncomfortable with the situation and against heavy protests from my side he put on 5$ more not to loose his face.
So far the afternoon trip to the countryside.

At 7 pm Sophann picked me up again and drove me to L'Cycree.
Nice girls, all decent dressed ( some had underwear,some not), not too agressive and not to many punters.
I picked up a Vietnamese/Khmer double and after one beer we went upstairs.

Here again decent working premises, a blow no discussion, offcourse BBBJ,the girls both performed very well.
The Vietnamese one ( sorry forgot her name) seemed to enjoy my pussy eating a lot, took some time to get her down from my face again.

Total costs 2x15$ plus 4 $ consumption at the bar
Rating:absolutely positive

Next station Sharkey's:
At around 8,30 it was not to crowded, Guy-Girl ratio aprox 1:2
I had two beers, was approached by an elder Vietnamese-she turned out to be 33 - and left after a couple of nice cold Angkor draughts for dinner at Martinis.

Martinis:
Excellent dinner-some really hot Khmer stuff- girls slowly flowing in- it was around 9-9,30, but it was too dark to see what you can really get.

So no further action at Martinis and back to Sharkey's.
In the meantime Sharkey's has got full, the Lady/Guy relation had improved and my Vietnamese jumped on me immediatley before competition got too agressive.

With every ber she got more attractive(at least to me)and I didn't waste no more time and off we went
After a few more whiskeys in my hotelroom we started some action but due to the low blood content in my alcohol I cannot give a real reliable report about the outcome.

In the morning we started a new round which ended with a victory..As I am not a real condome freak I mostly go on BBBJ as preferable method.

I gave her 20$ plus a Bic-lighter( I had a few packs with me), she was more than glad and threatened me coming to my room at 10 pm if I would not show up at Sharkeys in the evening.

Jodler, thanks for sharing this concise report with us.
I admit , your report made me laugh few times.
is English language spoken better by the Cambodia girls, versus the Thai girls ?

A lot of the girls do the rounds, they will visit sharkys then martinis, on to walkabouts, i missed a stunner at martinis, so i went to sharkys, were the same girl turned up, she remembered me being in martinis, so i waisted no time in taking her to my Hotel.

FYI...a lot of the girls that work at the hostess bars (ie Rose bar) will gravitate to Heart of Darkness after 1-2am.

This is handy as the girls may want to appear hard to get or not availabe at the hostess bar as they are in front of friends/coworkers....but if they how at HOD...grab and go to bed.

Of course not all (most) go.

re: English knowledge
Hi Happy Monger
Most of my Viets understood basic English,some Khmers did not.In Thailand I met girls with no English at all (Pattaya - newcomers from Issan ),while in Chiang Mai and Phuket generally more skills to be found

Phnom Penh, Cambodia Day 2

After a strengthening breakfast at the foodstalls of the major shopping center(spicy beef/noodle soup plus a fantastic fruit juice-all together 2 US$) we did part of the culture programe (for those who also have a sense for that: Khmer Rouge war-crime museum, nationalmuseum, Wat Phnom).Then Sophann brought me to the "Navy Beergarden",which is a Vietnamese massage-parlor,another word for a brothel.



Just 5 or 6 girls available, I took the better looking one (see pic), 10$ for whole service plus 5$ tip for excellent BBBJ-performance.properly speaking i could have saved this money as she also got an obvious quite satisfactory pussy licking.

Photo: Beergarden Girl 01

But what to he hell she made me come 2nd time his morning which was certainly a tougher job than BJ #1.

After a rest in the afternoon Sophann took me to infamous "Sofie's".Walking up the stairs in a dirty filthy building you almost get homesick for the Congo,but once inside your mood (among others) goes up.

There were around 12 girls available,mostly young and average not bad looking.

I hardly came down on my barstool when a bunch of girls hang on me,fondling,grabbing,licking my ears and telling me how much they loved me.I remembered several reports telling unbelievable stories about test-Bj's straight at the bar - 4 girls in one round etc. - and could not believe them.
But they are all true!

As soon as one of the girls had managed to open belt and trousers and got my dick accessable the test blow startet.
Each girl sucked around one minute ,some even more ,then she handed over the relay to the next one.After I had passed 5 quick BJ's I had to take a decision which really was not easy.

I took 3 girls, one was a bit taller and stronger (looked Thai/Burmese) -she was the #1in the BJ competition, the other 2 were cute small Khmers.
We went just to the room next the bar,1 bed, 1"sanitary unit" and some old furniture with a lot of scrap stowed in the corner.Not a real turn-on place.The girls got immideately undressed,showered and came on me.They licked and sucked whatever they got between their lips,I put one on my face and licked her pussy,the others were busy with my balls and cock.Then the girls changed place and the game went on.

Unfortunatley I could only make two girls before I delivered my load into one's mouth.All was carefully sucked up, not a single drop lost.
The one I did not manage to lick anymore was the tall one,she had a wonderful whole shaved pussy and I wanted to take her once more the following evening.

I tipped each girl with 3$ and paid the 10$Bj-fee per girl as well as2$ each for the unlucky disqualified ( they were at the end 3 of them).
After Sofie's back to Sharkey's

Photos: Net 02 03

My Viet (Net) caught me right at arrival, so no chance to pick up another one, she was either jealous or greedy,probably both.After a few beers she got a second chance. Performance like day 1 even with some GFE.

Is it just me or do these ladies look a bit shall we say over-the-hill?

Phnom Penh, Cambodia Day 3

Morning with some sightseeing and markets,early evening Sofie's

Again BJ-competition at the bar, this time I let the girls go for 2 rounds which they glady did as they believed that it improved their chances.Three got into the final again, one of the was already in the yesterdays team due to top performance.This one was a lot helpful as she instructed the newcomers about my preferences.One of the pussies I licked could not get enough of it,she joined me until the door when leaving, kissing me all the way,one of the other girls shouted laughing that his one was coming 4x.

Just when I left the tall girl with the shaved pussy arrived at the job ( I was this day an hour earlier). Bad luck - we both regretted.

After Sofie's a last turn to Sharkey's where my Viet again confiscated me straight at arrival.After another beer at the bar she agreed to take a second Vietnamese with us probably in the hope that this would get me up a little bit more.But I cannot report any major success. After a lot of licking an sucking we mutually fully agreed that any further efforts would be just a wast of time.The more I had to get up the next morning rather early to catch the bus for Sihanoukville.I tipped the girls 20$each for their hard work and send them away not without insuring each other that we had to meet again at earliest covenience

Photos: Sharkeys 04 05

great report jodler, Phnom Penh is a cheap place, and the mongering there if you take time out to look for it, and you can find a nice 20 year old, were is the Navy beer garden, i thought i new PP well, but havent come across this place.