Pattaya, Thailand Day 1

After a rather boring 8 hours bus ride from Hok Kok I arived late afternoon in Pattaya. I met a fellow living there six month of the year an we started right away a bar tour early evening on walking street.

Peppermint - just a rip off
Living dolls - a bit better( I could not find my favorite no 34 from my last visit)
Windmill - girls dancing on the table with nothing under their mini-skirts,you can watch their pussies in the mirror the are dancing on, quite funny.Most of the pussies are nicely shaved and when you wave a 20 Bath bill she comes down in front of you giving a full pussy view.

I earned a lot of laughter and applause when I took out my credit card and drew it throuh the slit of her pussy. Also the dancers found it quite funny, one after the other went down and opened
her nice shaved pusy to try my Visa-card.

But actually I ended up with two ladyboys from Hi Boss-bar (soi 6), I couldn't help they were more sexy and much more fun then the go-go dancers. I barfined them , took them to my hotel (strange smile from the nice reception girls) and let them do the job.

Funny news besides: the leading go-go bars had raised their barfines for the Christmas days (24/26 th Dec) up to 1.400 Baht !


Pattaya, Thailand Day 2

"I wake up sunday morning with no weight upon my head - it didn't hurt the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for dessert" one of my favourite songs done either by Johnny Cash or Kris Kristofferson hit the nail right on the head.I had a remarkable hang-over from our bar hopping from the day before.

Got an oil massage on soi 3 with a reasonable hand job finish ( 250 Baht/masage + 300 tip) the rest of the day I spent at the beach - int the evening my friend took me to one of the large parlors for body massage on 2nd rd.We chose two girls out of the fish bowl and went for a paralellmassage, quite a disappointment, the girls refused to change partners, the service was cool professional, maybe it was a mistake to go together, eventually each girl single would have ´shown more enthusiasm, but maybe not either,anyway we both didnt finish and left after one hour with the feeling that
it was a waste of time and money.

Pattaya, Thailand Day 3

Went in the late morning to soi 3 ("Sauna&Massage") and got an oil massage from a fat lady but with highly gifted fingers,She gave me a cock and ball massage including my asshole which she carefully creamed - though I had no intention to waste my cum already in the morning she easily got me to.

In the evening I did some bars on walking street and heavily illuminated I went home with 3 ! ladyboys from Limmatqoi bar on soi Diamond.There is a big selection of real cuties, some stunners unbelievable good looking with gorgeous bodies.The ladies at the reception must have got some serious doubts about me - at least their smiles and looks got even more questioning than the day before when the "Saints went marching in" - but so what!

Pattaya, Thailand Day 4

started morning again with a great oil massage on soi 3 (coming from second rd.it is the first MP to the right) then a few hours at the beach. Late afternoon first beer at Dirty Dancing at soi6 where I went ST at he premises upstairs with Lin ( 250 + 700 Bht).

Later I tried another ST on soi 6, but no finish and no special remarks either positive nor negative.
My nextstep was on soi 8 where I barfined a newbie from the beer bar between soi 7 and 8, She looked more like a Burmese than a Thai ( see Photo).

She tried her best but was too new in biz, her blow job was ambitioned but still unskilled. Sent her away after one hour without finshing but also without any bad feeling either.

Went out once more and passed by Hi-Boss bar on soi 6 . A few ladyboys outside, Tee-Tee looked God damned sexy - took her with me and got a wonderful BJ with coming all into her mouth - good value for money ( 1000 Bht)

Pattaya, Thailand Day 5

in the morning the already usual oil massage on soi 3, let her play a while with balls and cock but refused the hand-finish proposal,left after a 200 Bth tip for a nice hour.

Afternoon Roxy bar on soi 6. Went with the most attractive girl upstairs for ST - it turned out to be a ladyboy again! (S)he was afraid to take down her slip because she played a girl, but with one check I knew what was going on. But after that (s)he was too glad that I didnt refuse her and gave me a nice hour. As I had been wise enough not to waste my power already in the morning at the massage I could deliver a nice load in her mouth.

Later in the night I barfined two nice ladies out of the beer bar corner 2nd rd and soi 2. Not the youngest anymore but experienced warriors on Pattayas battlefields and most important in my current situation they were patient and equipped with a good sense of humour.We had a lot of fun and they really tried their best but I was too tired ( probably too much alc too) to come once more to an end.

Frankly speaking I had enough from Pattay with all its hassles and its fat ugly greedy white men so i decided not waste the New years eve there anymore and to travel on.

In the morning a caught a taxi to Bangkok airport to go up to Chiang Mai, but this is another story.

"I ended up with two ladyboys from Hi Boss-bar (soi 6),.. and let them do the job."

Say it ain't so...

Sounds like you had a good time in Pattaya..I have been 4 times to LOS (Pattaya) but never been with a ladyboy, did meet a stunning ladyboy on my last visit Soi 2 opposite Honey Pot Inn back in Jan 07 But never had the balls to take her...Going back in April think its time for me to give it a go??..The oil massage you had on Soi 3...Is it Soi 3 from beach road up to 2nd road or Soi 3 going up from 2nd road???

You're quite the switch-hitter. There was so much LB action you've got me wondering if you're posting on the right board....

I love this guy's trip reports. Smoking crank and well smoking more crank! And trolling those really down market brothels made out of cardboard and corrugated steel. This guy may out Sancho I am sancho. I hope the poster keeps posting more reports.

Unbelievably great trip report. These are the types of new reports the newbies should be posting. Hilarious.