Disclaimers:

1. This report is not meant to offend anyone. If anyone is offended then I apologize in advance.
2. I have to thanks all the reporters who have written reports on Jakarta. Special thanks to Blazer, Hunternan, Merlin, MongerX, Murasaki, Porker, WickedWilly, and a very special THANKS to Xenono for his excellent Guide on Jakarta.
3. I have to credit and blame Merlin for his inspirational writings on two of the places that were never on my radar for one reason or the other, Colombia (Credit) and Jakarta (Blame).
4. Everything said about MonderX in these reports is true and more. MongerX is genuinely cares for you to enjoy Jakarta and had been a great help on this trip.

After having read so many wonderful reports on Jakarta I decided to visit Jakarta to see if this place was as wonderful as it has been reported on the CH. What I found was somewhat different than what I expected. Without going into much more detail I would just sum it up as “Jakarta is not a place for everyone. Bangkok and AC offer much more mongering culture than Jakarta.”

Xenono has written a very detailed and informative guide on Jakarta and I was able to follow his guide and found most of the places mentioned in his guide. It was a different story as to what I found in those places. Most of the working girls in these places were over-weight, obnoxious, plain ugly and way too old. Everyone spoke perfect English and that was a warning sign to me as how these places have seen way too many Blues already. In addition to that I felt somewhat disrespected in all these venues. I am not a bully and I never was. But whenever I went to these places girls talked to each other and referred to me as “Bully” or “Bull Eye”, “Boo You” or something similar and I did not think I would be greeted like that. Well unable to find any P4P venues I liked I decided to hire a guide who supposedly spoke good English. When I went to meet him I found out one of his cousins just passed away and he was too busy making a wooden statue for him and could not be my guide anymore. That was another broken Indonesian promise and another disappointment of the trip.






Jakarta is a very hot and humid city. The food is strange and I did not venture out to try too many of local dishes. A 10 days hospital visit after one of my Cambodian trips has made me very cautious as to what I eat and drink when in a third world country. MongerX seems to enjoy local food tremendously but was kind enough to point me to Kentucky Fried Chicken where I had fried chicken with boiled rice a few times. You can buy 2 million calories for about 2 dollars and MongerX took full advantage of that even though he passed that food to his friends so calories are equally distributed.





The eating venues are not really very fancy and not even 4 stars even by third world countries standards.






With all that heat, exhaustion, strange food, lack of p4p venues, and stress I started to have 3-4 wet dreams a day. The dreams seemed so real and with amazing dream capture technology I was able to capture a few photos of the girls who visited me in my dreams.

Photos: Dream Girl 01 02

LOL now that is some Bule Stink Face!

Jakarta and Indonesia still have active kings, princes, and other royals. One of the royals found out I was not having time of my life in Jakarta so he summoned me to his court to find out what could be done to make my stay memorable. I mentioned to him all the Jakarta trip reports I have read on CH and my experience was not such. He immediately showed me a lineup to see if there was anything I liked. One thing I did not understand was why he included males in the lineup.



The first lineup was not that great so he sent me to another royal and his lineup was a bit better than the first but still included male along with female. Anyway, I found someone on this lineup and pointed it to the royal and he was really thrilled that I picked someone from his lineup and not from the other royal’s lineup.



They showed me the bedroom I would have given if I were a virgin but since I was not my room did not look anything like that and later I found out MongerX was given room next to mine and we actually shared the same air condition.

Did i miss something?

Porker,

You did not miss anything. This is a "Forrest Gump" type fairy tale to encourge hombres to visit BKK and AC rather than JKT.

Here are a few of the Royals I met on this trip:







Indonesians believe their ancestors came from China on a mythical bird named “Garuda”. I inspected this bird thoroughly and it could not have 2 passengers at a time. So either there were a lot of Garudas or this Garuda made a lot of trips from China to Indonesia.



Ever wonder why they play same kind of music in all the venues including discos? I wonder what instruments they used to produce such a high quality ear-piercing, blood-curdling 180 DB blast of sound in all these venues. So I setout to find this out and was really amazed as to how Indonesian used ancient music instruments to produce this ear-piercing sound..










Indonesia has the largest Muslim population in the world so it was not a surprised that they also have the largest Mosque in SE Asia. I paid a visit to see how large it really was and it was a lot larger than Stadium, Crown Disco, and Millennium but it did not have as many people as any of the other venues I visited during off-hours. This place had no action whatsoever and it was a real disappointment.















After having no luck at the Masque I moved over to a Church to see if I had a better luck there but even though there was some eye candy available but I saw no action there either.





Java (Jakarta) was not much fun so I decided to visit Sumatra instead to see if it was a better fun place than Jakarta.

i've been wanting to go to sumatra. nice pics

Misc. Photos

A couple of those structures look Balinese...were you in Bali also?

I'm guessing it's that theme park near Jakarta that showcases all the different cultures and areas of Indonesia. Either that, or the air has gotten a lot worse on Bali since my last visit!

No Blazer, I did not go to Bali. Since I spent so much time finding p4p venues I liked I did not have enough time to leave Jakarta. I did a couple of Museums runs along with religious sites seeing. Just giving ideas to others what else to do in Jakarta when you need a break from fat girls, loud music, unbearable traffic congestion, smog, rain, heat, etc.

Socrates69, sorry to disappoint you but this is the part near Jakarta, as Mursakin pointed out, that showcases 7 provinces of Indonesia out of 33. I took most of the photos in this park, "Taman Mini Indonesia Indah."

Phd. I appreciate your frank assessment of Jakarta, at least I´m batting .500 with you ;) I agree that Jakarta is not for everyone, and I think your report is a well needed reality check for the planeloads of mongers contemplating a visit based on the previous reports. Jakarta is certainly not like AC and BKK where p4p is so monger friendly. Ironically, I am writing from Colombia, where I´m having a great time as usual and may need to report on some new developments here. Ciao for now.

Great photos, Dr.Monger. Except for the cewek.

Indonesia is a genuinely exotic destination, with great sightseeing between brothel runs. Except that you get so stuck in the gridlocked traffic, you might as well just stay in the bar/neighborhood and look for your next purchase. And learn to speak Indonesian.

Hombre,

Please insert rest of Jakarta's photos here.

Thanks.

Photos: Dream Girl A 03 04
Photos: Dream Girl B 05 06 07 08
Photos: Dream Girl C 09 10 11 12 13 14

Great pictures and informative report. As I enjoy sightseeing (other then the local women) on my trips it's always nice when a report adds those none mongering photos. Hope your next destination is more fruitful.

Photos: Dream Girl D 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
Photos: Dream Girl E 22 23 24
Photos: Dream Girl F 25 26 27 28 29

Photos: AFF Girl Part 1 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60

If AFF Girl is supposed to be pretty, then one thing is certain, the camera will never tell.

I would need two paper bags to do that one.

A couple of the dream girls were doable though.

The AFF girl is amazing. Incredibly tight abs. Super smile. I like the ones who seem to be having fun.

Phdmonger - Great report..I hope to hate Jakarta as much as you did. Plan to visit in Oct I will just pray everyone else feels like Hot4ass2...

AFF is HOT her pic #10 and #49 tight azz, nice lips, flat Abs & hairy bush Im gonna hate that place!!!

AFF pics , were did you stay?

Great job
NW

Hot4ass2,

Funny stuff. As we all know "beauty is in the eye of the beholder". You are right the camera did not do AFF girl justice and she looks much nicer in person. But if you read my report you would know I have already established that Jakarta is not a good place for mongering and I posted AFF girl photos so people would know that if you are looking for beautiful girls then you should not go to Jakarta. Thailand and Philippine are better places and you will not need "two paper bags" to do them. Stay away from Jakarta.

Photos: AFF Girl 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84

Photos: AFF Girl 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110

PhDMonger, very entertaining report, and I really dig AFF girl's dimples and long legs.
BTW, did you meet her via AFF (AdultFriendFinder)?

Hey Blumpy,

Yes I met this girl via AdultFriendFinder along with a couple of others. But all the girls I met via AFF turned out to be pros so it was a bit different experience than other places. Not that girls from other places are not pro but this was a different ratio, 100% pros.

Here is another girl I met via AFF and she is 100% pro.



Photo: AFF Pro

Good for you! On my second trip to BKK, I hooked up with a freelancer via AFF who I RAILED out one afternoon. All it cost me was lunch and cab fare home!

Photos 85-110 integrated 4 posts above.

I cry UNCLE! 81 photos with a dozen wardrobe changes and in every picture she has the exact same man face expression.......AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I like the pro above from AFF. Nice curves! If I knew that there were more women like her in Indonesia, I might book a flight.

I am still waiting on Masterbates photos of curvaceous cuties.

Dream Girl C is beautiful but I wonder if AFF girl is a waria. Probably the first time I had my waria radar go off.