The next day it was on to what is probably my favorite city in Colombia, which is Cali. Cali is 100% my vibe. It’s warm, the women are sexy, you can hear salsa music everywhere…I love it there.

I stay in a private apartment in Cali with someone I know. Not to be an ass, but it’s not an apartment for rent or anything. So I have not too much to stay about my accommodations other than that they were exactly what I needed for my lifestyle.

My first night in Cali I went to Faraones, which is a low-priced club with widely fluctuating talent levels. This night was pretty good, including a tall girl with a pretty face who wasn’t fat but had a really big butt. For a guy with a fetish she would have been perfect. I, on the other hand, chose a petite girl with darker skin and a nice attitude. She was working under the name Jennifer, and turned out to be a lot of fun. Very GFE, and wanted to give me her phone number so we could hang out outside of the club. The only thing was that I got the impression that she’d really like to find a gringo boyfriend to take care of her, but at least she approached her pursuit with the right attitude. A very good time for 60K.

My daytimes in Cali consist of work/gym/malls, and as well some other personal things that I attend to. So I tend not to monger in the daytime. My next chance was the next evening, when I decided to check out some of the places on Av 2Bis N, which is in the north, safe, and close to the Chipechape/La Sexta area. I hailed a taxi and met the driver, named Fernando, who was happy to take me around. He knew all of the places and told me that he does this often with gringo tourists. Fernando took me to 3 or 4 places until we ended up at La Piscina.

La Piscina is at the very end of 2Bis N, very close to Chipechape. I’d not previously known of this place, but I quite liked it. It’s sort of a mix between a casa and a club, where while it’s in a house in a residential-looking neighborhood you can site down at your own table, order a drink and look. They will have the girls introduce themselves to you, but from there you can take your time without any pressure. After a few minutes I invited Catalina, a petite blonde (peroxide-assisted) from Armenia. Catalina has previously been photographed here on this site, I believe under a different name though. She was very reserved at first, but after some conversation warmed up to me. I started getting the vibe that she’d be a good performer and took her for an hour (60K COP). Catalina was well worth it, and got very enthused about giving me BBBJ after I’d done the equivalent for her. A great time at a great place.

I’d taken Fernando’s cell phone number and called him the next evening. He was happy to show me around to all of the spots he knew. I figured for research purposes, his charge of 23K per hour was worth it. We must have stopped by about 8 or 9 places in all. Fernando’s knowledge of Cali and its diversions was quite comprehensive, and I was glad to have seen so many places that I otherwise would not have known about. There were some straight up casas where they show you the lineup and you either choose or leave. Others were more like La Piscina in that you could sit, have a drink and check it out before deciding. Each place was about 35K for 20 minutes, 45K for 30 or 55-60K for an hour. In general, the each had at least 2 – 3 girls that were ugly and 2 -3 that were decent. One place in the south was particularly good. I ended up departing with Fernando from there as he had worked all day and wanted to return home to his wife. I chose a tall woman with golden-tan skin, very long straight and shiny black hair and a nice figure. She went by the name Viviana, and after some oral encouragement from me became a tigress. In terms of pure unabated sex, this was the best of the entire trip.

I’ll provide more info on Fernando in the Nuts and bolts section, including his contact info. Fernando speaks no English at all, but is a really good guy who helped me discover a lot more about Cali than I could have on my own. I think using a guy like him is well worth it. He has a regular taxi, won’t rip you off and knows the scene very, very well.

The next day Fernando could not work (something about his plate number and how on certain days of the week certain plate numbers are not allowed to be out). That was okay, as I executed my normal daytime activities and pulled a girl out of Kaliente that evening. Her name is Laura, from Tuluá. I took for out for 3 hours at the rate of 200K. A bit expensive, but I wanted to go have a few drinks and dance before returning to my apartment. At Kaliente you can choose a girl and talk to her before making a decision. Laura was very cool, liked to dance and was up for going out for a few hours. We went to a place on La Sexta and then to my apartment…all was well worth it.

The next day was my last full day in Colombia, and I ended up with some free time in the daytime. I went by a massage type of place very close to La Sexta, called Equilibrio Spa (Calle 17N, #6N-27, Piso 2). It’s on Calle 17N, right off of La Sexta, in a non-descript building. Up the stairs is a place where 80K COP will get you a fullk hour with a girl including massage, oral and “una relacion.” There were five girls available, and each one was at least an 8. I chose Diana, a 19 year old with long, waivy black hair and a cute smile. It was the hair that got me though…I really like a girl with nice, long dark hair. Diana and I chatted for a while during the massage, which I felt was important in building a bit of chemistry. She flipped me over, put the condom on and proceeded with the CBJ…nothing too remarkable yet. Then she lifted her head towards my ear and said what translates to “I want you to realize all of your fantasies right now with ME.” Cool! Needless to say it was a great time from there. What I liked about this place was the price, the friendliness and the selection of girls. The bad part was that it all takes place on a massage table as opposed to a more comfortable bed. Great place though, with a good location and a high recommendation from me.

For my final evening, Fernando had offered to introduce me to some prepagos that he knows. I felt as though I’d exhausted all of the venues I knew of at that point, and that Fernando had built some credibility with me such that it might be worth it. Fernando also insisted that if I didn’t like the girls he brought that we could either look for others or hit the casas, with no harm done. So he brought two girls, both late-teens. One was okay, and the other very cute but a little bit shy. After some small talk I decided on her for 250K for around 4 hours. I took the girl to dinner, had some drinks, danced, and then went back to my apartment. It was okay…nothing bad but not as good as Viviana, Diana or Catalina from my past couple of days. It probably would have been better to pay the same amount or less to pull a girl with a good attitude out of one of the casas for the same amount of time.

The next morning Fernando drove me to the airport. I’d tipped him well throughout the week, and he insisted on not taking my money for cab fare. I left it on his car seat though, as he was a really nice guy who always tried extra-hard to deliver. As I said, I think he’s a good resource, and I’ll leave more information on him in the nuts and bolts section of this report.

La Muerte,

Glad to see someone else besides me has found the piscina.

I always like meeting good taxi drivers so could you PM me his number as I will be heading for Cali tomorrow.

Cheers,

Cubanut

Cali sounds like an absolute blast. I am hoping to go there in late June/July. Any good hotel suggestions, and also, areas I should be careful of? I know these questions are already here, but since you were there so recently, maybe you have some updated info.