Intro:


Ok as a Fil-Am (filippino american) for those how don't know what the term is. Going to AC is a pain in the ass especially if you have have family that keeps in contact with you. This being aunts uncles u know the parents generation. If one of them finds out by some god knows how means that you are going to the philippines the whole family thinks you are fucking Fed-Ex and buys a ton of shit for you to take home to the extend family.


So to summarize my getting to pinas.

1) got two suitcases that weigh 69 lbs each (I had fun getting out of the MNL)

2) sorted all the shit out once i arrived giving all the packages to every cousin, aunt uncle etc etc the next day. Still no AC because I have to hang with the family for a short amount of time.

3) got used and abused by the family at the duty free the day after I arrived (the family bought about $930 of shit in terms of candy and liquor oh yeah bought some candy too for myself). on the plus side i met a girl that I have been chatting with for 6 months now and is a friend of the family and gave this girl the candy i bought at the duty free near the manila airport) So to all those who say don't fall in love with the first pinay you see in pinas, I didn't listen and haven't suffered yet.

4) didn't have time the 1st day to get a sim card and hack my v3 so it will work with a pinas sim card. Took care of that the day i left for AC

5) in AC now finally.



Day 1:

got in late cuz my cousin is slow as molases with the sim card deal and didn't arrive at swiss chalet until 6 pm. no big deal. i've got access to a car so no trikes for this cherry boy.

Went to a few bars being dirty duck, viper room and blue nile. I definitely can ignore the passes that have been made at me (yes i don't look filippino so i get most of the attention all you other hombres get when you come here.


Went to orchid got some steak, my cousin doesn't know how to order steak and ordered it burnt to a crisp. So spent the entire time at dinner gnawing on his porterhouse. Oh well a lessson he needed to learn.


went into champagne and sat down. commited a a cherry boy mistake and didn't interview enough before BF'ing. I did ask if ST was available stupid bitch said it is the same price. well she was allright name was latisha i think. Anyways bf'd went back to the hotel room did the business. But wouldn't you know it bitch gets a text message at 2 AM and asks to live her friend that was with my cousin left already. i guess my cousin's bitch was a lame duck. So not leaving my wingman out i said ok. Fortunately she didn't even put up a fuss about a tip.

so know i'm writing this report at the swiss. On the plus side i'm getting some reinforcements tomorrow night. since both of my cousin and I are cherry to AC (yeah he lives in manila sad isn't it?) my cousin invited a friend who knows the ropes and probably can get the price down as good as the vets on this board and maybe show something that is outside fields and perimeter. I'll be posting that bit soon.


More to come...

(Message edited by indy13 on March 21, 2007)

She left at 2AM? In AC that just means you still have time to go out and fine another barfine for the night.

What ? Getting the price down, the price for BF is set by the bar and u dont get the price down,its the same ST or LT.
You can tip the girl if u choose in any amount u choose , thats entirely up to u as the amount.
Looking forward to see how ur trip goes.

i meant other areas than the bars. getting into some shady territory where locals are only welcomed. That and the term just escapes me but when a girl sees you when she is not on the clock.

Day 2:


I didn't get much sleep because my cousin woke me up at 8:30 am. Check out my previous postings that was posted at 5AM.

ate some breakfast at the orchid and was planning on going back to sleep.


I complained to the front desk that my toilet seat is missing. WTF i'm in the paradise suite and i don't have a fucking toilet seat, this is great.

The front desk girl told me that the previous tenant broke it and it will be repaird immediately. I'm thinking to myself that monger and i'm only speculating probably weighed a good deal because i've fell hard on a toilet seat before and never broke it. After seeing the one they installed it was really thick plastic. So there must be a monger that had a toilet seat stuck on his ass when he got up after taking a dump in his drunken state for a split second. Man if his barfine was quick enough and took a picture i bet it will be on every bargirl's mobile phone in a matter of hours, and everyone of them will be laughing their asses off.


anyways didn't get much sleep after breakfast because they repaired the toilet seat about 2 hours after i got back to the room.


i met a hombre member an hour after the install guys came by. We had a drink at lollipop and got attacked by these two girls one was named Daniella and the other escapes me because I wasn't awake yet. Well the interview part didn't take place because they told me exactly what they wanted to do to me. SOLD


Went back to the room and we began to fill the tub. Damn it took a long time we about half way finished a movie making out naked on the couch. The tub was filled and some how all 3 of us fit in twister style somebody's legs were under the other person damn if i was a bit of an exibitionist i would have called my cousin up to take a picture of us in the hot tub. I must admit the swiss does have hot water and the hot tub felt great especially me rubbing both women's clits under the water.

Moving along played a little bit in the tub the girl who's name escapes me washes up and heads back downstairs to the bed while daniella and I remain in the tub to wash up some more. She then gets an idea and gives me a blowjob underwater. Ok the BBBJ lasted about 10 seconds underwater but it is a 10 seconds i will remember for a long time. At the time though I wanted the BJ to continue so i lift my better part above the water so she can proceed with what she was doing without having to worry about holding her breath and focus all her attention on using her tongue stud and tongue on me.


after a few minutes went back downstairs and all 3 of us climb in to bed and proceed in what all hombres do in this town. Unknown girl blows, rims and fucked while i play with the Daniella's pussy and get some DFK. They switch only once thank god because i had to get a new raincoat out when Daniella climbed on board. Unknown girl is licking my ear while explode with Daniella on top.

repeated 2 more times wasting yes many raincoats because i don't play that BB game.


Well I was thoroughly exhausted after the 3 rounds and didn't feel like watching these girls in my room while i try to sleep, so i kicked them out and got some z's


I'm ending the night too tired to bf an overnight so i'm going out tomorrow completely refreshed.

Indy, I try to tell my Phil-AM friends that the Filipinos in the Phils have an entirely different culture than the Phil-Ams see amongst their relatives in the USA.

FIlipinos in the Phils have no pride whatsoever when bleeding relatives dry or flat out asking for gifts. In your case, they had you bring Balikbayan boxes which is normal but then they robbed you at the Duty Free Store.

Just out of my curiosity, how did you get them to spend nearly a grand at a Duty Free Store. Did you tell them they could get whatever they wanted or did they make some demands/suggestions or lay the Filipino guilt trip on ya? And whose idea was it to go to the Duty Free Store in the first place..arent the Boxes enough?

Okay, where in the hell is this duty free shop by or in the airport??? I'm assuming it's not the candy one before customs as you took relatives there. It must be like the one in Cebu. You can get on with two 69 lb suitcases, not a combined weight of 70lbs.??? Thanks!

blazers: my family has money they just like the free gifts that come along with buying stuff at duty free (umbrellas, backpacks, flashlights etc etc). It was also my idea because I had a $100 bill that was made before 1996 and I can't change it there so spend it in a place that takes dollars of any circulation. So the $930 was them using their money to buy liquor etc but all of it was purchased using my passport #

There is a certain amount of pride among filippinos. the older generation will not hit up a member of the younger generation for money in other words my mom's sister will not hit me up for money. Now my cousins that is a different story.


Why: I forget the name but it is near by the airport. I'll find out the name and address. Yes you can get 2 suitcases as long as each doesn't weigh more than 70 lbs. I used Northwest so maybe another airline is different


(Message edited by indy13 on April 23, 2007)

Day 3:

Sorry for the long delay but internet outside AC sucks and I was too busy doing family things to check e-mail and other things that require the internet.


cousins came in at 9 PM that night.

We went to perimeter for some fun since the beer is obviously cheaper there P50 instead of P85.

Went to Nifty's it sucked Honeyko's was ok but they really liked T-times so we stayed there until it closed. I barfined this girl Yuri from there.

Went back to the hotel only to find out my cousins ended up just drinking in the room.

I meanwhile was having a good time with Yuri of course this girl is giving me the bola bola about how she got knocked up by some dude in japan while she was there etc etc. I just listend commented and played the concerned person that most of these bargirls expect out of an american.

it was nice got her mobile number etc etc the next day.


Met up with my cousins to check out of the Swiss.



Ok to summarize my trip to AC

did 5 girls experienced santos almost got barebacked by a santos girl.

my cousins really didn't like AC because the girls will not pay any attention to someone who even remotely looks like a local. oh well probably because they stereotype americans will actually send them money after the 1st encounter. When will these girls ever learn that the money comes when they do their job and that is it. Ok i might send P100 load to their phone heheh maybe.

ok next report stuff to do in manila when you can somewhat speak the language. My cousin's favorite pass time.