It´s been a few trips since an update on one of my favorite places. This trip, several Hombre buddies rejected my offer to join me on this trip, so part of this report is to get back at the treeofyous.

I found some new and different things to do and avoided Tony for most of the trip. I´ll post about it later.

Spent most of my trip with the GFEs, one I took to Cancun with me last month. Seems when I identify the GFEs, guys insist on PMing me saying she was a good fuck. Worked out real well this trip as she ünderstood my needs and gave me quite a bit of freedom to hunt.

This trip, I stayed with one of them for a few days in the Bosque area of CTG, real fancy digs



Photos: Playa Friend 01 02 03


Photo: CTG Friends 04
Photo: College Girl 05
Photos: Filipina Colombiana 06 07 08 09

Photos: Old Friend 10 11 12

Photos: Rosio Gal 13 14 15 16

Photos: Prettiest Eyes 17 18 19 20

Wow Merl; those pics really brought back memories of my last trip. Wish I could have been there with you.

I assume you'll be elaborating on Tony, and why you stayed where you did. Looking forward to it.

That girl with the nice boobs and birthmark on her arm who is frequently on ANY CTG lists. Does really nasty hardcore pornos now.. Ive seen 2 already!

Merlin, you simply are the Micheal Jordan of mongering.

Wow some hot ladies here, I am so into Jakarta I have taken my eye off the ball! Think I need to plan some Central American mongering.

I see that we have some of the same friends. The photo that you photographed was taken my me. They are very photogenic young ladies and very good providers.

Thanks for the photos.

Wow. Some hot stuff here. No wonder you are Michael Jordan of mongering. Seems like you are discovering some real fancy places to stay in CTG. Hope you run into our mutual friend "J" and put her back on a track.

Thanks for sharing the photos.

PhD

Dude, I would join you in any trip...your taste and ability to score fine babes are amazing.

The very first and last chicas are my cup of tea.

I think the tourist board of any country would do themselves well by hiring you as part of the advertising machine.

At least another year before I hit Colombia again...bummer

Real nice work, Merlin. Grade A stuff. Thanks!

I tried something new and different on this trip to CTG.

On this trip, it occurred to me that CTG can be a little like Angeles City, Philipinnes in the sense that a group of friends can coalesce out of nowhere and join in on extended barhops, disco hops and cafe hops throughout the Old Town, Centro, and the tourist areas of CTG. And like the Filipinas, the Colombianas love to party and dance, and at the end of the day, I can pick and choose my partners for the night based on the cameraderie.

The locals don't frequent the few discos that we tourists know about and the discos that I was taken to in the Centro area were actually quite lively and way too much fun. More eye candy than you can even imagine.

Speaking of Filipinas, I met a Filipina Colombian who hung out with us way too much. A working gal whose never stepped foot in the Philippines but who certainly knew how to be pesky about asking for money like her sisters in the Philippines. Not too pretty but had a tight body and she spoke only Spanish and was Colombian in all respects. Very interesting. I’ve also met an Indonesian Colombian, a Chilean Japanese, and Argentinian Korean in Colombia.

"LOVE MOTEL"

Because I spent a few days in the Bosque area, I had to take gals I met to a "love motel" in CTG. There are several, but my favorite is a place called "La Faiba", located on Calle 65 No. 17-269 canapote CTG (tel: 666-1931). This place looks like a castle from the outside and is, in the best South American Tradition, totally discreet and setup to facilitate illicit affairs. It’s also a good place to take non-pros who don’t want to be noticed in the Laguito area with a non-local.

I've come across these types of discreet hotels all throughout South America and the setup is similar: cars drive into the garage, you park your car, walk upstairs to a nice room with great amenities and romantic ambiance. You never have to leave the room or be seen. Once your deed is done, you call for the check.

Here's a typical room for about 30K pisos per hour and a student gal who was actually shy as hell except in the room.




This is the window where you pay and receive your drinks. You don’t even have to show your face.


Another new thing was I spent most of my beach time away from the areas patrolled by Tony and his minions. One of the better places was a beach near the airport and in front of the El Teso restaurant. Fewer touts and a good restaurant here. Just ask to be taken to the El Teso restaurant and the beach if out front.

Here are some pics from the El Teso beach area with a friend and her cousins. Great genes in this family, the skinny one promised to take her vitamins and to call me in 5 years.

Photos: El Teso Beach 21 22 23

I also hooked up with one of the gals pictured above in front of the Almirante Hotel beach.

This was one of the very few trips where I had the same gal stay with me each night. Couldn’t shake her; but her killer body made my efforts to ditch not a high priority as you can see.

Photos: Filipina Colombiana 24 25 26

LA MUELLE

We hung out at the El Muelle restaurant often, a two story restaurant on the beach which is open into the wee hours of the day (24/7?). Decent food and a great place to hang out at night, especially after a barhop. They have dancing, drinks, appetizers and it's often quiet and romantic.

BEACH PICKUPS.

Honestly, if I hunt on my own, I actually strike out more often than I care to admit.

These two chicas are typical, TOTALLY blew me off and immune to me asking them if I could buy them a house or something.




I had better luck later that night with a student I saw with her book bags walking the streets of Laguito. Phenomenal body.

Photos: Laguito Student 27 28

PLAZA SANTA DOMINGO AND PASEO DEL CASTELLANA MALL

Other cool places to hang out are Plaza Santa Domingo and the Castellana Mall. The mall is packed with eye candy on the weekends and the 2nd floor food court area has some decent restaurants. Lots of interesting stores.

TONY SHOWDOWN

Got into a HUGE argument with Tony the tout, again. Tony is a human parasite, but a parasite that can be useful. I know others can’t stand the guy, but this guy delivers quality poontang every so often. When I get bored of my contacts on a trip or I can’t reach some of the gals because of changed numbers (frequent problem), I often go to Tony and literally download the names from his phone or collect new names and numbers from Tony, each contact usually leads to other contacts. Of course, I normally set a maximum of what I would be gouged by Tony and won’t budge above that figure for the drinks and introduction. Tony kept trying to budge me over my gouge budget this trip, so we had a big shouting match with thrown sand and all. Turns out he’s trying to buy a house and saw me as a mortgage banker. I got sick of the dude and stopped visiting him after I downloaded some numbers. He later found out I was spending a lot of time with a chica I met through him and started to harass her about keeping me from patronizing Tony. Had to move out to the Millenium Hotel because Tony would be camped out for hours in front of the apartment to harass the gals. Tony's definitely missing some marbles, but no one can dispute is uncanny ability to retain (and update) cell numbers of the thousands of hotties in CTG. Oh well, playing with fire can get you burned.

Hey Merlin, glad to see you're having a good time as usual. Thanks for the details.

That chica you're spending your nights with is a stunner to my eyes, and some of the others are quite nice too. Partly because of your trip reports (written and oral), I'm starting to learn Spanish so I can partake of the delights you chronicle.

Thanks again Merlin. Really looking forward to my trip to CTG this summer.

A little Spanish always goes a long way Hunterman.

Check out the postings under: -Off-Topic-: -Foreign Languages: Free (and legal) Pimsleur. Many hours of conversational Spanish. If you get stuck, I can e-mail them to you in MP3 format.

Or from a Canadian perspective, Merlin, you are the wayne gretzky of Mongering!

merlin;

i also think Tony is wired a lot of the time. Play it smart my friend. Say hi to maria for me, she sure does have a golden throat.............

I should say one good thing about Tony. I've known the dude for 3 years now and even got invited over to his house for a raucous B-day BBQ. He stuck up for me big time once when I tried to pickup a playa gal who had this BIG, unhappy boyfriend nearby. Didn't have to call in the big guns to get me out of this jam.

Funny. Be safe Merlin. You don't want to write-off cartagena from your list as you may have done with Cali. I have been back to Cali but it is just not the same now that my novia is no longer there and resides in Florida. Have you been to Cali lately?

Phd, have not been to Cali in over a year, but may go back when things settle down a bit more for me. CTG is very comfortable for me, lots of locals I call friends.

Merlin,

Nice report, the Tony argument sounded intense. I've never been to Colombia but I can sort of see the picture. This guy pays girls for their cell phone numbers, sells them on at a markup, then fancies himself as their pimp. It sounds like he might go beyond harassing these girls at some point, I personally wouldn't want to be an agent in that.

Bigpoppa, you're points are well taken.

Tony is one of those friends where you get into a shoving match one hour and then an hour later you're drinking Cuba Libres together and dancing to Reggaton songs together. Ironically, Tony is the oldest of several brothers and actually supports a few wives and numerous kids. I've actually seen him doing this, one of his brothers got murdered several months ago and Tony paid for all the funeral expenses; another brother had a BBQ party and Tony paid for it.

Tony's methods are interesting, he talks up every decent looking gal that passes by his area of the beach and gets their phone numbers, tourists and visitors alike, and then he asks if they want to make some extra money. Although I can speak the language and do the same thing, I have a limited amount of time on a trip and don't want to risk pissing off a possible boyfriend nearby, so Tony's effort is of some value to me.

Obviously, Tony realizes once I get the numbers, I'll cut him out as the middle man. These contacts yield other gal friends and so on. So I don't mind partying it up with the Dude as we are mutually beneficial to each other. If Tony does not like you, he will not give you numbers or throw you his 2nd teamers. No other tout I've come across is as resourceful or connected as this guy.

One more photo

Photo: Marino Gal 29

Merlin, another awesome post. The marino girl is kinda cute. I'm kinda undecided between Colombia and Philipines though. I have some vacation time in August - where should I go?

Wnose, since you've been to SEA already, if I were you, I'd check out Colombia for something different. AC is in you face and one of the easiest places to monger, but this also means tons of guys. Colombia takes a bit more work but is just as fun, less competition as well. Both places have a lot of fun girls and a lot of GFE.

Merlin,

Very nice post... Makes me want to visit CTG.

Merlin

The love hotel look like 'El Cangreho" inside. In any case I remeber that room from years past. Thanks for the fond memory's.

Yoosin