2007/03 Porker - Batam
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2007/03 Porker - Batam
By Porker on Saturday, March 24, 2007 - 04:08 pm: Edit |
I passed through Batam, Indonesia 3-4 times in the last year or so. As MongerX as opined several times, Batam is not what it was in the glory days before the 3/2005 crackdown on gambling really impacted the weekend traffic of Singapore dudes. This was particularly evident in January '06, when Batam was a GHOST TOWN on New Year's day. I was shocked as HELL walking down the main streets in downtown "Nagoya" (the main town on Batam Island) and not seeing ANY traffic. A handful of booking joints were open, but they all had less than a handful of girls. January 2007 was a lot better than 1/1/06, but the same could probably be said the day after an A-bomb hit!
Anyway, here are some pics:
Photos: Queens06 01 02
I ended up booking this girl long time because I was told that the short time rooms upstairs at Queens were under renovation. She was totally not worth the more than 2x the price for long time. Had the perverse pleasure of screwing her and watching her bule stinkface intensify as the "BIG" dick (her words) kept going deeper and deeper. Would have been WELL worth 12 bucks for onsite ST, but 250K for LT? No thanks.
By Porker on Saturday, March 24, 2007 - 04:12 pm: Edit |

By Porker on Saturday, March 24, 2007 - 04:25 pm: Edit |
The Batam fave made several appearances in 2006, but she got pretty pissed at me when I didn't see her on my last leg back to the Phils in July '06, accusing me of spending all my Rupiah on "Jakarta GF's". This is EXACTLY what I did in April '06, arriving in Batam with about 300 bucks to my name and 4 days remaining on my Spring Break trip, scheduled to head to Singapore the next day to fly back to AC for a few nights before flying home.
That night in Batam ended up being pretty much the cheapest night of mongering imaginable, as I spent about 120,000 rupiah all-inclusive to get a) fed b) drunk c) laid and d) put for the night in a hotel.
Severely cash poor, I ended up staying at some place called Hotel Atlanta near the Lucky Plaza mall. Room cost was 75K nightly. It had TV and air-con, smelled like bug spray. Had I seen the room first, I never would have taken it, as turns out it had a ASIAN SQUAT TOILET! But luckily, no calling to go #2 during the night, so all ended up OK.
As far as the food part, bought a big mac meal for 25K at MickyD's. For booze, bought a flask of local vodka for like 75 cents, and a coke for not much more.
For the pussy part, well, the fave showed up and stayed with me in the shithole hotel for free. She was warned that "PORKER HAVE NO MONEY", and declined to show up and dine with me at Chez McD's, so didn't even get fed. In the "YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR" department, the fave immediately went to sleep upon arrival, and I had to wake her about midnight to bang her. Did the same at about 4:30 AM as it was time to head for SIN to catch a flight (SIN time an hour ahead). She was NOT the most active player in these sessions!
But not sure what one expects for FREE? Makes up for the night I got stuck looking for her in Singapore in Jan. '06 and ended up paying 130 USD to her pimp in Geylang to take her for an all-nighter... She was MUCH more active THAT night!
Photo: Batam Fave 03
By Porker on Saturday, March 24, 2007 - 04:28 pm: Edit |
More of the Batam fave (doing what she does BEST!!!) from July '06:
Photos: Batam Fave 04 05 06 07 08
By Porker on Saturday, March 24, 2007 - 04:31 pm: Edit |
1 more:
Photo: Batam Fave 09
By Porker on Saturday, March 24, 2007 - 04:45 pm: Edit |
Finally, spent a night in Batam with MongerX in January '07. Did a ST at Queens with a girl that is very similar in looks to the first girl pictured here. She was equally bad in bed, but for the cost of 120K in the now decently renovated onsite ST rooms, I didn't at all care about her crappy attitude and bule stinkface. All her complaints about me being too BIG did was excite me.
Photos: Queens Starfish 10 11 12
Later that night we ended up at PP Bananas, what is believed to be Indonesia's only go-go bar, on top of Lusy's Oarhouse. The lineup looked much better to me than any I had seen in 2006, with double digit girls, half of which I'd say were barfineable after a couple fo cocktails. I had more than a couple, and ended up taking a young, big titted chick upstairs for onsite ST (cost is still 200K rupiah). Had a GREAT time with her as she was very focused on pleasing me and was pretty damned tight and energetic. REALLY hit the spot for what ended up being my last lay on the December/Jan. trip.
Photos: PPBananas 13 14 15 16 17 18
That first girl is beautiful but I can relate to the Bule stink/gas face....pretty much got that from most girls in the booking joints.
By Porker on Sunday, March 25, 2007 - 04:06 pm: Edit |
BTW, if anyone can tell me of anywhere in Mexico I can find tits like the Batam fave has and I can bang her all night for 30 USD, I'd be quite appreciative of that info!
Won't even care if I have to wear a black ninja outift and skulk around in the shadows to avoid maruading terrorists to hook up with her!
porker !! I see that you like big tits !!
I'am glad that you enjoyed your trip.
dont worry, your not the only one who is cash strapped too !!
porker !! I think your last girl is the most prettiest. glad to hear that she was focused on pleasing you hombre !!
By Hutten on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 04:32 am: Edit |
Dear,
I seem nice picture's of girls from Indonesia.
I booke now mine Holiday in Kuta ( Bali) from 21 September 2007 till 13 October 2007, I hope I can meet some of girls.
REgards,
Herman Hutten from The Netherlands
No hotel info!!! no club/bar info!!! in general nothing of substantial info on this report. pretty lousy work to say the least. other than that, looks good!?!?!?
Now i feel a lot better of my skills, and i thought i was below standars.///
You go back to look at a report that two year's old just to piss on someone who gave you a minimal hard time? Mature.
EA
By Porker on Tuesday, November 16, 2010 - 06:24 pm: Edit |
You're absolutely right about this not being a very well written or detailed report, but if you missed the hotel info then you can't fucking read?
Of course, I don't see many others bitching about one of the most recent reports (with a few pics, even) about a place that NOBODY reports about anymore.
Maybe I owe you your money back for all you paid me to write this report?