Fellow adventurers,

My last report to you detailed the embarrasing and costly mistakes that I made in my first visit to Argentina. I am happy to relate that in my next destination, Punta del Este in the Republica Oriental de Uruguay, "The Sun Of The East" smiled much more felicitiously on your humble correspondent.

The first difference worth note, especially to those of us who respect the law, is that prostitution is legal in Uruguay. Think of the times you've heard people say "There ought to be a law!" Well, Public Law 17,515 regulates "trabajo sexual" in Uruguay. Check out http://www.parlamento.gub.uy/Leyes/Ley17515.htm - now that's a law worth abiding!

I can't say for sure if the pay-for-play is better in Uruguay than in Argentina, after the little taste that I enjoyed, but I'm sure the GDPs are more relaxed. After all, they don't have to worry about shake-downs by the town clowns, just about keeping disease-free. Those I spent time with certainly seemed to be enjoying their work more than the Porteñas that I encountered. Of course, my sample was small, but "ques ricas!"

Being such a newbie to The Great Game, and too shy for my own good as well, I didn't go looking for "it" on the streets. I got some information from foroescorts.com.ar (a local site for Buenos Aires, attached to bairesgirls.com.ar) and more from a site named fororelax.com in Uruguay. Both had highest recommendations for "Lo de Nana" in Maldonado, the city attached to the north of Punta del Este. I had already booked my trip to Punta, for the sake of researching it as a possible retirement haven. So why not try Nana's?

Lo de Nana is in the Scalone district, east of the Centro and a block east of Boulevard Jose G. Artigas - a main thoroughfare in this city. It's on Calle Simon del Pino, a few meters north of Avenida Aigua; tell any cab driver "Lleveme a Lo de Nana," and you're there in minutes. It was a UY$200 (about $8 U.S.) cab ride from my apartment, down at the neck of the peninsula. My first visit was Friday, 16 March. The information on prices (UY$500 for half an hour, $1000 for an hour) was a couple of years old, so I'd figured on a couple of 1/2 hour sessions. After a beer in the bar, I started my tour of the place.

It's a carnal casbah, a sexual smorgasbord, a bunny-warren of about three dozen rooms. Each girl has her own room, decorated and lit to her preferences, and she either hangs out in the doorway or lounges on the (typically big, round) bed when she's waiting for a customer to stop by and say "ola". I like this better than the "desfile de las chicas" I encountered at the couple of 'departamentos privados' I visited in BsAs; it gives me a chance to check out the "ladies of leisure" at leisure, and each of them can take as much time as she wants to get the next guy interested. I prowled around the corridors, chatting with the girls as they snuggled up to "get much friendlier," until I finally settled on a lean, leggy brunette named Leni.

My tastes go toward GFE more than wild-ride technique, and Leni was a delight to me. She acted as fond as I am of playing tongue-tag, tender caresses, slow relaxed face-to-face sex. My time with her was short - the one-hour sessions had gone up to UY$2000 (about $80 US) and the UY$1000 sessions were now only half an hour - but very satisfactory and quite sweet. I give her face about an 8, her body a 9 (remember I like 'em lean), her technical skill a 9 and her caring & enthusiasm a conservative 9.5 ... maybe even a 10. I held off until, probably, the 28-minute mark; she gave me a sincere, sweet hug and DFK kiss, then I walked around to see the other girls. But I had spent my allotment, and I headed back to my apartment before 11 PM (early here!)

Took a couple of days off, Saturday for Saint Patrick and Sunday out of respect for the day - then I went back to Nana's Monday, 19 March, closer to 11 PM. The place was busier, and more girls were "on-call" for the viewing and the doing. Being a little more aware and prepared, I went straight back to the action, and opened my program with a busty, dark-eyed bottle-blonde named Viviana. She was a little more "rounded" than I really prefer, but still has that delicious "corpo de violao" look to her. She did disappoint me in two ways - she didn't like to kiss (she "wasn't used to kissing") and she kept the lights all too dim. She's very accomplished, though, and I think she had a nice time despite my dripping sweat on her face a couple of times before we finished. Maybe I overstayed my 30 minutes a little, but she didn't seem to be complaining.

I needed to let the sweat evaporate at this time, so I strolled out into the courtyard and tried to chat with the doormen. My Spanish wasn't quite up to it, but that was OK. By now it was near midnight, and more clients were coming in ... after half an our or so, I felt my refractory period coming to an end, so once more into the lists my little friend!

Since my first visit, I'd had my eye on a dark-blond sweetie named Clara, who I found quite charming. But when I stepped into the hallway where she hangs out, I found several guys (probably a group of friends) talking things over with Clara and a couple of the other girls. Oh, well, I'll take a look down the other corridors ... there had been this really tall fashion-model type named Priscilla that I'd really like to try again. But the corridor where she had her room had been shut all this evening. After a few minutes, I'm glad to say I checked Clara's room again - and she was "libre" and ready to go.

Maybe her night had been less profitable than usual. She cut her rates down to UY$800 for that half-hour. "Okay," I said, "how much time for $1000?" She thought a moment, then offered forty minutes. This sounded just fine to me, and it would give little Jonathan more time for "the slow song".

Clara is small and deliciously slender, with "cortaditos" of about an A-cup size and dental-floss tan lines. Her thighs are sweetly tapered, but she never took off her knee-high black boots; I half-wondered if she might play the "bondage queen" game, but she didn't understand when I tried to ask! Big dark eyes, oval face, a sweet mouth and a nose too large to be cookie-cutter cute, but I found her utterly charming. I could easily fall in love with Clara! She wasn't into kissing, unfortunately, though I did manage a few points of tongue-tag. What was different about Clara is that she liked to watch us "in flagrante delicious", and her eyes strayed often to the huge mirror alongside the bed. She spent quite a lot of our time "riding post," had to be coached in how I like a girl to play with my nipples, and I finished after about 37 minutes - good thing I'd asked more time for my extra money! I'd like to have spent more time with her, especially if she were more kissy.

Afterwards, as I got dressed and she lay curled up so fetchingly on that big round bed, I said she looked so cute that I wish I'd brought my camera. No, she told me, no photos inside Nana. (Even a program girl DOES have a non-professional side to her life. Her privacy is important to her, and I feel it's important for me to respect that! So sorry, guys, no photos.)

By this time it was well after midnight, and I was THOROUGHLY relaxed. Two delightful sessions with two delightful girls, in a very clean and appealing environment, at a price of about $80 U.S. I said my good-byes and took a cab back to my apartment. Adios, las chicas, o al menos hasta luego....

Lo de Nana is another very good motive for retiring to Punta del Este! And frankly, if you like the beach in late summer and want to enjoy more than mongering, Punta del Este is worth the visit.

Breaking new ground! Nice report and very welcomed info!

You say you did not look in the streets, but do you have any ideas as to what SG prices run for?

TIA

Like your writing style. Looking forward to seeing more. (and some photos if you get the chance)

Looks like you landed on your feet in Ur. after a a questionable start in BA.

"Felicitiously" Not sure I have ever seen that word on Hombre but it is a welcome respite to some of the other often overused adjectives.

Nice report on an under-reported are of SA. I spent five days in Punta del Este when I was living in Porto Alegre, and the beaches were fantastic. I didn't get to play because I brought my own entertainment with me, but it seemed a promising locale.

Thanks for sharing your research.

Rakusan,

Great report, glad to see the girls are still friendly and that attention still being given to their customer satisfaction.

Unless the name has changed, the name is actually "La Casa de Nana".



Great to hear from some else that has enjoyed Nana's besides myself. Sad to hear that the prices have gone up to double from what I was paying 5 years ago.

I'd wander in about 10pm and immediately hit the labyrinth of hallways at Nana's. Man was there some nice poon there. Many sweet girls and most did anal for a slight higher fee. The prices were posted in every girls rooms as well so you paid the same amount no matter what girls room you went to.

I spent three nights in Maldonado and so Nana's girls and I were good friends by my third night. I can remember my wobbly knees carrying me from the bar area to go for "just one more" at 2am or so each night I was there.

The only thing I kinda didn't like was that the girls are not able to leave the premises. There were a few i would have like to have spent more time with back at the beach house I was renting.


Cheers,


Cubanut

Cubanut,
¡Que sorpresa!

Oh, yeah, that's the same address. I'm sure the "bunny-warren" hasn't changed any if at all; but I didn't see anyone quite-exactly like that luscious blonde on the photo you posted. (Of course, I was well satisfied by the GDPs that were there!)

"Lo de Nana" was the name used on fororelax.com in Uruguay. It might have been a take on the superb harbor-side restaurant, Lo de Tere, which is still as good (and as expensive) as when I first visited Punta del Este in Augusst 2000.

I didn't see the prices posted on my visit, but after my disappointing BsAs experience I felt I got good value in Nana's place. Next visit to Punta del Este, I will be back!

Glad to have brought back good memories -
Good hunting,
Rakusan