Chiang Mai Day 1 (New Years Eve)

Made several ber bars on Loi Kroh Rd,but the girls seemed to be more interested in playing pool than in biz.Went to Sex Star Masage (right across the beer bar cluster),an elder but skilled lady gave me an loi massage (350 Bhat), she played longtime soft with balls&dick , with a lot of oil on it,its a better feeling than fucking, but I refused to finish as she wanted me to,Ithought I could use my limited capacity better later in the night.

Than strolled along the the new years celebrations,the girls in the bars got mostly drunk at this time, and went home at around 2 am not really sober either.On my way down I noticed a beautiful girl sitting on a motorbike, guess what it was? You are right it was a ladyboy.You cant fight against your fortune.

Photo: Nooh
Photo: May

Chiang Mai Day 2

Happy New Year !

Went late morning for an oilmassage on Loi Kroh,this time a "catholic" one,that means your dick is covered with a towel and the girl carefully avoids to come close to.This was not really planned but sometimes shit happens.So I went for a second one on Mun Muang Rd.The girl was not Miss Northern Thailand and Miss Chiang Mai, I would say not even Miss Muang Rd 2-4,but she did an excellent job.But while kneading my balls and dick she got so horny herself that she started a blow job!This happened to me only twice in my long lasting career!

Tipped her with 300 Bht,she eas absolutely happy.Maybe go back and fuck her at the premises.

In the evening I watched the famous cabaret at Simon's, not that great as its image.After the show the actors ( for those who might not know it they are exclusively ladyboys) line up outside Photoshoots with the tourists ( 40 Bht 1 pic).I offered the IMHO most sexiest one to join me what was immediately accepted.

But on the way home it turned out to be a complete starfish -only intereted in fast cash - so I sent her - (s)he looked really extremely feminine and sey - away on Loi Kroh, not without a decent tip to avoid problems.

Walked down the Loiand saw 3 cuties on the left hand side - offcourse also ladyboys.

Took the most friendly one (May) with me and had not to regret it.

Chiang Mai Day 3

Made a day trip with a rent-a-car to Lampang.

As I am not an Englishman I was not used to lefthand driving and promtly damaged the left side of the car,by the way it was abrand new one. When i returned it I could make a study about the famaous slef-control of Thais. The manager of the car co. got almost tears in his eyes and I put on the saddest face I found in my repertoire.But still able to learn I decided from now on to leave this job to a driver.

Evening oilmassage at Angel's Massage (sidestreet from Loi Kroh) excellent service ,took me all my selfcontrol to refuse handfinish offered.After the masage I had a lot of fun with the girls at the bar.Seems to be more a brothel than a massage parlor and I sure you can get any service (even 2 girls) right at the premises.Later I picked up my two cuties (Nooh & May) and we went for a great party to my hotel.

On the way home we stopped at the LB Bar at Loi Kroh beer bar complex (the only one in town I have been told) but there was nothing better to find.

One word in this connection:In many of the reports and also travel guides "DD-Bar" is mentioned as a top spot for night life including LB's but nobody knows it and the given adress (Chang Puek/Soi 4) is not exisiting.. After a greta party I sent them home with 1000 Bht tip each,but I am not fully sure if they did not practice any self-service because I might have been missing a few 1000Bht. But I had quite a few wodkas in different bars before,including numerous lady drinks, so I could also have wasted the money myself.Let's suppose it was that way, gives a better feeling.

The next day I made a fabulous trip to Chiang Rai but thats another story.

Photo: Party Tonight 01
Photo: Party Tonight 02

Let's have a party tonight

Jeez I can't help but notice how you can muster up the self control to avoid receiving an orgasm from a woman, but dive right into the ladyboys.

Tip: let the massage orgasms happen that way you don't have to resort to using ladyboys. And for God's sake, do you have to give us pics of these ridiculous looking men? Ever see a manly looking woman? To me that's what ladyboys look like once you're done being distracted by the flashy dresses and make up.

No disrespect meant to you and others who like transvestites more than women, but I think this is not a forum where you'll find similar company. Surely you can find ladyboy forums that will suit your interests more? But, by all means, when you have pics and stories of honest to God women, do share.

Agree with BigPoppa

Originally I thought that you took photos because you just met them and cut them loose. I have heard of that happening quite a few times in SEA.

Never before have I heard a mongerer on this board publicizing his desire to be with the ladyboys.

Well, I guess I have now seen it all.

I believe in live and let live, go ahead and post more. Its entertainment for us all.

You don't have a wingman to keep you away from the ladyboys? Maybe you should invest in one.

I'm not trying to be funny but I've got to ask, do you take it up the ass from one of these guys? I mean you got 3 dicks in a room, where do they all go?

Can't overemphasize the need for a wingman for you.

Jodler, if this is your desire to be with lady boys, then go ahead-- feel good-- I do not like, neither will endorse ladyboys, but you are free to choose as to what pleases what you. !!
and if thats what YOU like, then enjoy your fun.

he`s even got pictures of he,she`s on his post,pictures and post of he she`s should not be allowed on this board.

Been reading the board for several years...never saw anything like this guy. I agree, he needs another board.

Bah, I have no problems with that being on this board. Everyone has different appetites.

well keeper i do have a problem with he she`s on this board, i pay $55 for information on woman.

mr different appetite should go to a restaurant that serves him what he wants.

Well like I said Jodler, you deserve the same respect as anyone regardless of my opinion about ladyboys. Before this thread turns nasty, I'd just repeat that ladyboy pics are not what most of us hope to see so why post them to an uninterested audience?

Redbus-yeah he'd probably be better off posting elsewhere, but at the same time, chill out. It's not like there's a TR limit here...you're still getting your money's worth no matter what Jodler posts. No one has to read his reports and he DID pay his money so he can post what he likes on his dime.

I agree BigPoppa, not sure what all the fuss is about. It's not the first time that LBs have been discussed on this board.

I don't find any of the girl (real ones) pics that Jodler has posted in his other reports particularly attractive either but he is still entitled to post them :-)

Redbus,
If you object to looking at pictures of ladyboys, don't look at them. It's pretty simple. You may pay for information on women, but board policy is not so retrictive. And remember, more than a few men have gone to the Land of Smiles and unknowingly ended up spending the night with a katoey. You might be next.

Dude, you're gay, but post whatever you want. However, you should expect to be shelled though if it's a bunch of faggoty shit like this.

Well, at least he didn't video himself fucking one of them in the ass in a dimly lit room while still wearing his socks.

Let me throw in a contrarian opinon - the pics of lady boys are actually quite helpful - even to those of us who would rather avoid picking one up. See enough and you develop a keener eye for picking them out - and they are NOT all blatantly obvious.

So I say keep on posting...

>>If you object to looking at pictures of ladyboys, don't look at them. It's pretty simple.>>

That is the same psych the gays used to get themselves govt money and special rights, remember? Hell, I don't care about a thread on LB, so long as the focus on the rest of the board remains HETEROSEXUAL in nature. They are not my cup of fun, but if you want to get that wierd, go for it.

Then again, the gays used to say they were content with having their own little place to exist, and now they want to be preferred, not just equal. Wrong thread...

holy dog shit that was a scary post

One thing is for sure, the ladyboys from Nana Plaza normally look a lot better than some of the knuckle draggers I see mongers cart around these days.

Also remember that not all ladyboys have cocks and many are passable as women. I would say that a guy who frequents ladyboys is not a fag. If he was a fag, he would pick a guy to barfine and not go for someone that looks like a woman. Now guys that suck a ladyboys cock or get fucked up the ass by an LB, well that likely puts him on some continuum in the gay category.

As said before, most of the highest ranking photos on this site are of ladyboys so there must be a lot of gay guys on this site right?

Dont be ignorant people, just enjoy the report.

Guys,

Since Jodler has not responded to any of your posts... do you think it's possible this is a "Crying Game" situation?

What I mean is, do you think its possible this dude had no idea he got a two'fer BJ from two lady boys?

LOL!!!

You can dress up a little man in makeup and a little skirt, but it's still a man, and if that is what you seek out ... you are gay.

Hombre I recommend you close this thread to any furthter posts save Jodler if he wishes to respond....I'm not gay or into ladyboys and I don't care to read reports about them.

At the same time, I don't like to hear the young republicans giving shit to people who have different tastes and suggesting that they are "overtaking" their moral heterosexual interests. What a bunch of shit, championing family values on a pervert's board

BP,

I disagree with closing this thread. I think its very illuminating to know the psyche and mindset of fellow hombres. It certainly helps me make a more informed decision about how to filter their field reports, determine are these the types of guys I want to monger with, and would I really want to share information with this group of individuals and see them in my favorite playgrounds. The value of uncensored posting is not about changing the mindset of other but hopefully facilitating an efficeint Tiebout migration of mongers, where we can enjoy subcommunities off like minded mongers.

On one of my trips I hung out with a guy that expressed some interest and started talking to some TVs on our way to a club. He was pretty cool and didn't try to steer me towards them so it didn't bother me at all. He was a pretty cool dude. I found the experience moderately amusing in fact.

I'm pretty sure he's open about it on this site, but I'll refrain from ID'ing his handle just in case.

I'll also say I agree with Phoenixguy and Blazers. Many Thai LBs are passable as women if you don't have a trained eye, and some are even passable if you do. I think Blazers is over-exaggerating when he says most of the highest ranking photos are LBs, but Emma is definitely one of those that would fool most guys.

I wish I had seen more LB photos before my earlier trips to SEA.

Monger X,

Good point. I didn't consider the opportunity the responses create for screening other board members.

While I hate to see this guy get harassed, as opposed to criticized, we now know who is apt to do that and can better choose who we meet up with.

I have replied twice but my answers did not show up so I try it now one more time:My answer was like that:
quote:
Sorry to violate some peoples high moral standards (esp.of those who prefer pics of schoolgirls).one has a wider horizon the other has not,but I promise you not to bother you anymore with reports(saves me a lot of time).
Adios and ciao

Jodler, well I much prefer school girls than guys, BUT I certainly wouldn't be turned away if I were you. If they don't like reading your exploits, good for them-- who cares? You don't write reports for the folks who don't want to read them, but rather the folks that do...

Keep the chin up and keep writing.

I don't like to hear the young republicans giving shit to people who have different tastes"

This coming from the guy who threw the first wad of shit in this thread.

Arellius

I find ladyboys distasteful and expressed that opinion. I found it bizarre that he refrained from sex with actual females so he could save himself for the imitations.

But, find for me where I "threw a wad of shit" as in disrespected him in any way shape or form.

Clearly I said he deserves equal respect, but may find interests more akin to his on other boards. The difference between that and others is they feel, as evidenced by their posts, that it is their place to label him and tell him to leave the board.

You condoned harassment of him by saying he should "expect to be shelled though if it's a bunch of faggoty shit like this."

Seems like you can dish it out but can't take it.

jodlar "those who prefer pics of schoolgirls" i dont know what your going to use against me here, i took photographs of a young adult in a saucy outfit for fun, i do hope your not going to accuse me of being a paedophile.

Bigpoppa, let's see what you said. I like how you disrespect him, then go on to say “no disrespect meant”.

Jeez I can't help but notice how you can muster up the self control to avoid receiving an orgasm from a woman, but dive right into the ladyboys.

That sounds like a pretty good rip to me. You essentially called him a faggot without saying the word.

Tip: let the massage orgasms happen that way you don't have to resort to using ladyboys. And for God's sake, do you have to give us pics of these ridiculous looking men? Ever see a manly looking woman? To me that's what ladyboys look like once you're done being distracted by the flashy dresses and make up.

No disrespect meant to you and others who like transvestites more than women, but I think this is not a forum where you'll find similar company. Surely you can find ladyboy forums that will suit your interests more? But, by all means, when you have pics and stories of honest to God women, do share.


Bigpoppa, there is no difference in what you said, and what I said.

I told him to go ahead and post what he wanted, but this is a heterosexual site, so there isn’t a big audience for tales of fucking little men in the ass. That would be like one of us going into a gay site and talking about all of the hot women we nailed over the weekend. That’s why I said he should expect to get shelled.

And furthermore, the term “ladyboy” is creepy as fuck anywaye.

Arellius,

OK you're right (stunning analysis BTW). Noting how strange his behavior was and going on to say that I intend no disrespect to him actually meant that I disrespected him.

You sure saw through my charade. There's probably no chance that I was wondering as to his mind set. Instead I was declaring him a despicable homo.

"Essentially," you assumed something about what I wrote and won't accept anything but your assumption. You're the only one who has what it takes to back off from your assumption, so I won't try to convince you any further.

Take care.

BP

I think Bigpoppa made the most salient point. " What a bunch of shit, championing family values on a pervert's board". If any board should be tolerant of consensual sexual excesses, it should be this one.

Guys,
It's all fun. Even if your not into buggering pretty boys, it is an entertaining read.
When I was a tyke my favorite uncle told me.
" Son, there's nothing wrong with sucking DICK,
it's just like eating pussy on a stick"
Now that I think back, he never seemed want of a date.........

i find ladyboys funny actually. Guys walking around like sissies. Makes me laugh. I don't see the violent reaction to Jodlers post though.

I think those guys that go out and beat up some faggots on the other side of town just because they are fags do it because deep down they want to tap that sissy ass and they hate themselves for it.

Same for you guys that waste your time hating on ladyboys. Whats the big deal? Just move on.

If you are happy Jodler , keep packing that ass!!