Gents,

A week in Cali can do any monger good as well. It also makes for a lot of make up reading upon return since I don't bother with the boards while on vacation anymore.

I decided to seek out and find new unchartered P4P places and found three new ones that more than satisfied me. One had real hardworking girls giving BBBJ and ball licking as regular service rather than the exception. The other had hot and cold running water (a rarity a P4P places) and the facilities were exceptionally clean and the above average girls surprisingly were not used to seeing a gringos. I had never had girls be so friendly and such a fast pace as well. More on those places later.

I did also visit a few favorite haunts and found
a WILD girl I met at LA Piscina from Armenia. Her name is Melissa.

Photos: Melissa 01 02 03 04 05


I didn't even ask Melissa to take her picture first before she asked me when she saw I had a camera and she wanted to be shot doing her strip routine. Got some decent video as well.

I decided to try out Melissa and found her to be a lot less energetic than her performance on stage. Still it was a treat to enjoy her large natural breasts and this was the first time I was ever with a girl who had areolas but almost no nipples??? Wow does she have a hot body and cute face to match. She is the closest thing I have found to a Brigitte Bardot look alike.


Cheers,


Cubanut

Beautiful girl.

I've been considering trying Cali. I've been to MDE and CTG, and was thinking of another CTG trip, but American doesnt' go there. Good excuse to try out a new place.

Beautiful girl!

Wow!

Gents,

In addition to the new daytime digs I found, for those of you who PM'd me and went to the original "Secret Place", I found another one with the same set up but bigger if you care to try it out.

These two pics are of a chica from the other "Secret Place". I forget her name but she stood about 6 feet tall in heels. Can't wait till she's gets those braces off her teeth though because she has a great smile. Great personality as well and she even she asked me to take these shots and then email them to her so she could put them on her cell phone. I love these places because the girls there truly have "nothing to hide" (this is a hint for those of you who have not been).

Photos: Secret Place 06 07


Cheers,


Cubanut

The blonde chick definitely looks like a must have... What is the 'donation' for her???

The second girl... well, a definite case of BUTTER face...

Great pictures nonetheless...

Nice info, like allways

Kukulkan

Brassilero,

As before mentioned, I met Melissa at La Piscina. Her and her two friends had just blown into town from Armenia that evening.

Melissa used to go by the name of Jessica I'm being told. None the less she will probably go through a few more names before her career ends.

Melissa is quite the drinker as well because I bought a caneca of rum and got the incuded dance from her but she drank nearly a third of the bottle to boot! She's a little locomotive for sure on stage but later while we were going at it she started to wear out and barely made it through our session without passing out. Fun as it was I would have liked to have had her save nore gusto in the bedroom than on the stage.

Her boozing it up was what made me decide to session with in house rather than taking her back to my hotel. I would have liked to have had a Nikon photo session with her as well but I figured it was getting late and it could wait another day.

Donation for an hour session was $58,000 cop.

Photos: Melissa 08 09 10


Cheers,


Cubanut

Armenia the country? or is that a part of columbia.
just wondering.

Smuckin,

Armenia is a city in Colombia. It's the nearest big city from Cali which is about 3 hours by car.


Cheers,

Cubanut

Cubanut,

Love those photos... wonder how long they will show pink before they are censored.

My cherry trip to Colombia is in June. I am researching what cities to monger in. Currently, I am an asian monger, but am always open to lighter-skinner opportunities, as I am moderately fluent in Castillano, and after your photos, am convinced that not all spanish-speaking ladies are the fat, spoiled stereotypes so often spoken of from TJ. Thank you for your post.

(Message edited by IndySeattle on April 02, 2007)

Cubanut, I forgot to thank you for your advice on my Cali trip last November.

Unfortunately, I didn't get to party as much as I would have liked as I ended up hanging out a lot with a buddy of mine who's not really the monger type. But I did get to check out a few massage places and ordered in via the lasprofesionales.com web site which has been mentioned on this board in the past. I've included a couple of pics of the girl below. She went by the name of "Carolina" but looking at the site now, I think the same name is being used for a different girl and an even crazier price. :-)

The prices listed on that site are very high (not by insane NYC standards but you guys know what I mean) and are per hour! Still, it was my last night, and I didn't feel like going out as I had an early flight the next morning; and anyway, I like to splurge at least once per trip.

I found some massage places around Sexta that are advertised in the back of the city's newspaper. The prices, attitude, and service seemed decent to me but you might need to check in several times as the selection can vary. One of the girls I chose just had a huge boob job, and they were still patched up! Actually, I didn't mind at all, it was an interesting tactile sensation, LOL. Can't complain for $80K COP (45 min. & "con relación") and I'm sure outside of the tourist zone, the prices are even lower.

Speaking of outside the safety zone, I went by the Clinica via taxi and walked around another place you mentioned called "La 20" but I chickened out as those places looked very iffy, at least from the outside. Maybe it's inexperience on my part but I just didn't feel too safe going in, and this was in broad daylight. Obviously I should have gone in the Clinica as several people have been giving it positives.

Should I take it these joints look intentionally dumpy or abandoned so as not to attract too much attention?

I did feel safe going into Flores Frescas alone at night. But prices and attitude seemed wanting. Maybe it was me for having chosen badly. I got a bad vibe from the girl I was interested in, and before you know it, it was closing time, so I just left. They seem to have their own taxi drivers waiting outside. Costs a little extra but it appears legit, and I'm not going to sweat a few bucks on cab fare late at night.

In any case, I just ordered tickets to Medellin the week of Memorial Day. Don't know what your plans are, but would be honored to meet you or any other members of the mongerhood if the opportunity arises.

Thanks again and hopefully, I'll keep learning and make this MDE trip more uh, productive!

Photo: Cali Carolina 01
Photo: Cali Carolina 02

Torpedo,

Thanks for the report. Too bad you didn't enter La Clinica because it really is one of the cleaner facilities on the circuit.

Medellin will be easy and comfortable if you stay at the Mansion/Castillo or Club VIP.

I like your pictures and if I might ask what type of camera you used. I use a Nikon D50 for my in house shots but I carry the Casio Exilim EX-S600 but as of late I was thinking of swithching brands again of the compact model.


Cheers,


Cubanut

CN, pics were taken with an older model of the Canon "Digital Elph" series. With just 3.2 megapixels and no flash shoe, it's nowhere near as good as your D50 but it does okay for close range flash shots. Unfortunately, it died on me this past Feb. right before a trip to London so I express ordered a newer version in the series, the SD700 with 6 megapixels and "image stabilization." That seems to be the hot new feature with digital cameras. Small cameras like the Elph can be tricky to hold steady, so we'll see in this upcoming MDE trip if the pic quality improves on certain shots.

I was actually thinking of getting the new entry level D40 but my emergency short circuited my plans. At least with the Elph, you can put it in your pocket and go pretty much anywhere with it. I think it's also potentially less intimidating than a large SLR with external flash but then again, I've noticed lots of these Colombian chicas really get into the modeling thing! However, I just don't see myself walking into a place like Clinica or Cassandra's, with a prosumer SLR and a portable photo printer like you do! :-) I suppose you've built a level of trust with the management in order to do that.

Funny anecdote: this chica practically snatched the camera out of my hand and operated the preview mode like she owned one herself. She went into features that I never used before. Interesting what kind of knowledge you pick up in this business, LOL!

Photo: Cali Carolina 03

The solution is to have both. I have the Nikon D200 and the Canon SD450 digital elph. They both have their place, and the little compact takes surprisingly good pics.

If I needed a new compact I'd get the SD700 that Torpedo has. The image stabilization really works. You tend to get a lot more keeper photos because you can shoot at a slower shutter speed and still get photos that aren't blurry.

Av8tr,

Canon now has the PowerShot SD800-IS, 7.2 Megapixel, 4x Optical/4x Digital Zoom w/image stabilizer.

I think this may be an option as well for just $60 more.


Thanks for the advise.


Cheers,


Cubanut

Cubanut. Loved the pics and the recon on Cali. I was there for three nights two months ago. I had a blast with three chicas from La Piscina...took them back to my apartment and they all spent the night with me. I need to post my trip report.

This blondie from Armenia was working there her first night. I think she WAS Jessica then, glad to know she changed her name. I took her out of there, went dancing, and spent the night with me in my apartment. Did she still have that cell phone I bought her? Hope so. I need to call her again.

radioman

CALI IS NOT SAFE FOR BEGINNER MONGERS!!

BE SAFE!

American & Wife Escape Armed Assault
A 34 year old american and his colombian wife were stopped and assaulted by three armed men in a taxi who intended to take them on a "Millionaires Walk", which I imagine is a trek to various ATM's until they hit their withdrawal limits. Luckily for the them, cops were on the scene. A shootout ensued and the 3 assailants along with their taxista were arrested with no injuries.



from El Pais Cali:
http://www.elpais.com.co/HOY/JUD/jud3.html

(Message edited by sobe9ball on April 06, 2007)

Sobe9ball,

I'm going to guess that the man and his wife were not mongers so why would you conclude that their assault has anything to do with beginner mongers?

Also, did you notice that the police actually intercepted the criminals while in the act?

On my first trip to Cali two friends (one male and one female)and I came from having lunch and had our taxi driver pull up to an ATM near my hotel. I jumped out and as I was doing a transaction two policemen on a motorcycle pulled up and asked the passengers and taxi driver to get out and asked for ID's and they asked the same of me when I returned to the taxi. They wanted to be sure we were not on a "Millionares Walk". Within two minutes we were given the all clear and they carried on.

Good to know the cops are vigilant and thwarting actual assaulters deters others from trying.

I will always say to be careful ANYWHERE you go in ANY big city in the world you are not familiar with. But I will NOT go so far as to single out Cali as being unsafe for the beginning monger.

Be safe in Cali and the rewards will be there for you just as they have been for me.

Photo: Calena 11


Cheers,


Cubanut

I am not incinuating that the people were mongers at all, but I am as a whole generalizing "Mongers" in this instance as a term for tourists and/or mongers to be on their highest alert, thats all. It is not like the DR, were you can stumble out of some club or such, act obnoxious and make a scene or similar, attract attention and not expect undersireables to muck with you. I have been to Cali every six weeks for the last 2 years to see my novia and I now own a house in the most "Ghetto" part of CALI called Decepaz, I for one never ever had any kind of police interaction whether positive/negative in those 2 years, in a matter of fact I have gone for days without seeing one POLICE officer, not in city part, but in the suburb part. I am glad you have had some positive interaction with police but i really feel that that was completely random and by luck. THAT is NOT to say that the police might be taking a more agressive approach towards the safety of thier tourists there. Just that I havent seen it. I just didnt want anybody to give a false sense of security on a city that still has major issues WITH security. my 2 centavos

(Message edited by sobe9ball on April 06, 2007)

CN,

You're right. The SD800 is the way to go, primarily because it has a 28-105 lens compared to the 35-140 on the SD700. The wider lens is much more useful than the higher zoom. The SD700 is a 4X lens and the SD800 is only 3.7X, but I'd vastly prefer the lens on the 800.

Sobe9ball, I understand your point. When I went out in Cali at night, I never carried a credit card w/ me. Just enough cash for the evening with a 20,000 COP bill in my sock, just in case. A "Paseo Millonario" actually happened to someone I know in Mexico City, another part of the world where that is very common. The guy really thought he was going to die that night, so that is not an experience I want to share!

I think I had a good routine as there was an ATM right across the street from the hotel I was staying at. I'd withdraw what I needed for a day or two (always at different times), and then walk right back in to secure the card and extra cash in the safety box.

Truth to tell, I felt pretty safe in the Sexta area. Ironically, the only time a Colombian pulled a fast one on me was at the airport upon leaving the country. And it was my fault for being too worried about making the connecting flight in MIA and dealing with the usual BS at that airport. When I went to pay the departure fee, I totally forgot about my change, and let's just say the agent "forgot" as well. Total loss: $14. I was more upset about being so absent-minded than anything else, but thinking about MIA seems to do that to me! :-)

On a serious note, the internal conflicts in Colombia are still going on, although not at the level of say, Iraq. During the time I was in Cali, there was a bombing at some kind of police facility. At least one died because I remember going to the main plaza and seeing a funeral procession and a large contingent of police. That's how I learned of the incident.

I also recall being frisked and ID'd by military guys on the way back from a single day trip to Lago Calima. Some kind of checkpoint where all the men were frisked and ID'd. Funny thing was, the kid who frisked me didn't recognize what my photocopy of my passport was, one of his companions had to clarify. :-)

The "scariest" thing there during my trip was a major rainstorm late at night. I was coming home from a disco in the Juanchito area and even I was bit freaked at how hard it was coming down, and that this was a taxi I didn't call in. My date got into an argument with the driver about how much he was charging. . . I got her to calm down after a while since the idea of being left in the middle of nowhere at 4 in the morning with it raining like it's the end of the world wasn't too comforting. I knew he had bargaining leverage, we were already in his taxi and on our way when the argument began, and there really were no other taxis available at that disco. I also wanted him to focus on the road and his driving and not on my chica! $15,000 COP was his price, which is about $6.50 I think. I'm used to paying $10-15 to cab home in NYC so I'm not going to sweat 5,000 pesos or the extra $2 he was charging! He got us to my hotel in one piece.

The next day I see in the news the rainstorm caused some major flooding in certain neighborhoods. Many people's homes were ruined. I doubt those folks had any insurance or recourse.

Hey Torpedo, Nice stories! Always rather be safe, than sorry, I only use City Bank in Parque versailles to withdraw money, and only in the day, and when I do withdraw money i make sure i make eye contact with the shotgun weilding security guards. I always have one of my known taxi-drivers waiting in the front (look for suspicious characters) for a speedy departure and then back to my apartment to store my documents. I remember the bombing and services and rainstorms, I think it was during my trip in october or my end of the year trip from december to january,, in not sure but the whole city was talking about it and pretty shaken up. Juanchito can be a real adventure, the taxistas like to turn off thier meters and hose the tourists, even when going to clubs like Praga or GALA GALA they try to do the same,, BEFORE you get in make sure he is gonna turn the meter on OR BE VERY CLEAR on a pre discussed fee.. I can get the cabbies to take me from Juanchito to the el penon area which is behind hotel Inter, for like 10k. Its usually your bigmouth novias that will get you in trouble, but 15k on a rainy night from juanchito to somewhere like CALI PLAZA isnt to bad considering. One of my first trips back in 2005 I saw 2 murdered bodies within 1 block of each other, DRUG SHOOTOUT,, one was still in the car hanging out the window, blood dripping down like a well. I wrote about this in another forum which now kinda sucks, but thats life, ANYWAY the cab driver said it was somekind of drug related hit and response and it wasnt random,, LIKE I CARED, ive never seen anything like that, not even here in MIAMI. I mean here we at least cover the bodies.

Sobe9ball & Torpedo,

Since you both mention Juanchito I figured I would chime in and say that I didn't care for it.

Three weeks ago I was in Cali and my friends and I took some girls out to a disco the girls wanted to go to named Praga. Nice place and decent sized. Lots of good looking people and no trouble whatsoever. They have two dance areas which are upper and lower levels. They also have three stages for the in house dancers. The DJ was great and progressively changed up the music which kept alot of people on the dance floor at all times. The prices for booze were good as well. We had a full bottle of Cuervo Gold and beers and red bulls along with sodas and ice for six people and they served some sort of sliced fruit continuosly to snack on. At the end of the night the total was $200,000 cop even! Outstanding for an evening of fun on the town.

So we close down Praga and the girls suggest we keep the party going at Juanchito. So we jump into a taxi and head out. There was acheck point stop at the bridge that is right before Juanchito and it took 20 minutes to finally cross although the military police did not stop our taxis (we were in 2). The trip there was $15,000 cop each taxi.

While at Juanchito we went to a couple of places like Chango's and two other that i don't remember th names of. I didn't like the vibe. Too many drunks and lots of drunk fights. Nothing serious at all really, just a few drunks would at times start to argue and throw a couple of punches and fall down on each other and security would separate them. Actually kinda funny to watch.

Maybe Juanchito is a better place to hit earlier but it was about 4am now and after we had some edible burgers at a small stand we decided to leave. The taxis we cam in were long gone and I started to get two taxis back. The taxis were asking $30,000 cop to get back to Sexta. I just said "No Gracias" and kept going down the line of taxis but the best I could do was $20,000 cop for each taxi. The girls didn't say a word about the price and if they did start to bicjer I would have immediately intervened because I don't care about being taken for a few pesos if it means getting to where I want to go, when I want to go and i don't want to argue about it.

Again I really don't think I will go back to Juanchito because it is not my cup of tea. To be fair I feel the same way about Mango's in Medellin. However, I did like Praga and will seek out other places like it within the city of Cali. Juanchito's does serve a late night party place purpose I suppose. However I really didn't want to dance till dawn but did want to check Juanchito out.


Cheers,


Cubanut

CN, Did you find any natural boobs in Columbia or just those surgically enhanced models?

I dont always agree with what CN, DOES, SAYS or THINKS. BUT in this instance i will have to vouch for him on "Melissa" those boobs are the nicest softest NATURAL 18yr old pillows a man can touch having tasted them myself. But she has an ugly like "JAILHOUSE" upper ass tattoo and speaking of asses, she has none, but that because shes very pettite.

I have never been to Columbia, but want to go, and will be landing in medellin, after which i still want to go to Cali. Seems like the real problems tend to happen very late at night 3-5 am, which is usually way past my bedtime anyway. This stuff here is really good to know, I never use ATMs, only go to the bank, and take what i need, and only carry one credit card at night. But if you never go, you'll never know. Seems best to not fool around, and stay on the beaten track. I mean, these pictures on this post are amazing, especially Melissa, Jesus what a knockout. Ya can't stay home when you see stuff like that!!

Excellent report, cubanut!


That Melissa chica is hot!

Hi,

I have mongered in Russia, Prague(plenty of 10s there) and Costa Rica. I really prefer the latin look over Asian ladies. After reading many many posts on Hombre I have decided to go to Columbia in the near future. Which city or cities should I visit Medellin, Cali or CTG? I like to meet a real pretty lady who I click with and spend a lot of time with her versus screwing 2-3 a day. Any suggestions?

Av8tr, the SD700 has better image quality than the SD800, which suffers from terrible corner softness. One trip to dpreview.com will show you this.

seriously dudes u guys are not afraid of barebacking hookers but are afraid of walking around at night.