Ok this is my first posted report despite having been to angeles regularly over the last 8 years or so.

Just to give you some background i met a girl at The Club 7 years ago and ended up getting married-we divorced recently because she started hassling me about kids which from the start i told her i was never interested in having.I mean im only 45 so too young to settle down yet hehe.

My first night in PI always follows the same plan-hitch a ride on the swaggy bus to their hotel in mainla and spend the 1st night there with the mandatory trip to the EDSA complex in Pasay.

Ended up getting a nice rumble in the jungle from a 25 year old named Helen from firehouse.Quite a stunner and for some reason she liked to play with my date while giving me a polish-quite nice if you haven't tried it.It's the one thing that works for me if i have come once already and need to get going again for a second round.

Best thing about that 1st night for me is getting rid of all that dirty water that has been building up for the previous 8 months since my last trip-Helens comment was"wow i swallowed a lot of babies!".yeh about 8 months worth...

So day 2 and i get the Swaggy bus to Angeles and they drop me to my regular haunt the Premiere hotel which is behind Petron up fields a bit.Why do i stay here?Well it has nice amenities such as very big swimming pool/gym/24 hr restaurant etc.Also this time i was pleasantly suprised to find the rate had dropped to 710p pernight(for 1 week stay) from 790 for my previous trip-plus i was able to get 28.3 peso to the aussie dollar as opposed to 26.5 on my last trip so i was already 2 or 3 barfines ahead before a stepped out the door :-)

However thats not the main reasons why i stay here.As you know this hotel is half way between the perimeter bars and the main ones lower down fields.This allows me to play "gogo bar tennis" which means i take a girl from a perimieter bar 1 day then next day one from the main bars down the road-this avoids the situation where you bump into your girl from the previous night with your new honeyko in tow(dam butterflies hehe).

Anyway my 1st stop is Neros as my good friend Steve is the night manager there.If you want to save your self a lot of time and money always make yourself aquainted with the managers who i have always found to be most helpful.As Steve is a friend of mine eh immediately went looking for some bird called Hazel who he said was the best performer there.While he was looking for her a cute waitress named Lorna came up to me and started chatting-we hit it off immediately and about 5 mins later Steve cruises by behind her and gives me the "thumbs up" signal.

Well he was certainly spot-on.back at my hotel later that night Lorna gave me the most unusual root i have ever experienced in my whole time there.She squatted on my old boy then while going up and down her pussy muscle was squeezing it left adn right at the same time.Despite my my age and experience with tooling i found this very hard to take without unloading very quick.Even with my tried and true tactics of holding my breath and blowing up my face till it was blue and thinking of anal sex with John Howard this only bought me another 70 or 80 seconds till i was finally a shot duck and had to blow my wad-this technique of hers was mindblowing to say the least but unfortunately there was no way i was coming up for seconds after that no matter how much my prostate was tickled ;-).

After breakfast i told Lorna i would see her later at Neros(something i always say so i have a backup incase i don't find an upgrade).After bludging around the pool and doing some gym i then changed sides as per plan and set off to the perimeter area.

As many locals patronise these places they usually open around 12pm and also close early as a result.The other good thing about these places is usually they are so happy to see you as they don't get many customers who arent locals so you get to feel like a king.

My 1st stop was Thi Hi as i have heard some stories about this unusual bar.

1st thing you notice when you walk in is the miniature furniture that the girls sit on-this is designed to allow you to see up their skirts hehe.

There was a cherry girl there so ithought i would take the challenge and see if i could get that awesome prize hehe.Well 2 days later and the worse case of blue balls i have ever had i still hadn't got that cherry so with the usual promise that i would see her tonight i headed for Neros to look for Lorna but someone head steady barfined her(shucks that only left 9,998 girls left to pick from ;-)).

About 7pm i wander back up fields still in the "small bar" mood and come across an upstairs bar called the "Gentlemans Club".About 4 or 5 girls on the stage and few waitresses and a friendly expat manager all made me feel very welcome as i was the only customer.There was a girl there who was doing the splits as part of her routine and was doing it upside down on a shiny pole-This really caught my attention hehe.A lovely girl she was with 2 kids so i paid her barfine and off we went.Well she had little or no boobs adn unfortunately her ted hadnt bounced back very well from the kids-rooting her felt like having it off with a 5kg Westinghouse washing machine with the lid off@!.Well at least i got my rocks off but sigh i didn't feel too keen on a second round in the morning so i gave her 100p and breakfast and said i'd see her later maybe.
Ok so now its back to lower fields and by this time i am in real need of some hardass action.After much tooing and froing i end up at Cottontails where again i am the only punter and most of the girls are sorta average to say the least.however i find one who i click with very well(i won't give her name) and paid her barfine/bought her dinner/chatted then back to the good ol Premiere for some state of the art bonking.Once we are into our party costumes and in the sack she starts kissing my with everything she has-This girl was the best kisser i had ever seen and usually if a girl starts by kissing very passionately it's a sign of good things to come imo.

Well i wasn't wrong-she then proceeded to gove me the best fingernail massage over my entire body-something i really love -she had an incredible light touch and used those nails to tease my forbidden regions very nicely thank you.She then wanted to mount my tockley but i was anxious to see if her expert kissing was only good for my lips so i proceeded to sit on her chest and feed her my lollipop>awesome is the only thing to describe her technique and it wasn't long before i was serving gravy over her tonsils.After ordering some room service/watching a tagalog movie she then started with the fingernail thing again this tiem paying special attention to the back of my nadsac and areas within that vicinity.With groans of encouragement i threw her up in the air missionary style and went for it again.You have to love Angeles-these girls really know their stuff especially the 25 plus girls i find....or at least i thought...

Next day i wake up late and walk down towards feilds about 2 pm and get hauled into emotions bar by some very nice welcome girls-again except for 1 other guy i am the only 1 there and get the king treatment.

I play with pool with this girl and after 2 ladies drinks she is doing the wiggling tongue thing and being in the mood to get rid of some more dirty water i drag her back to Che' Goldius for a quick 69'er.100p tip and a trike back and i am headin back to continue with "plan a".After a lot of trolling again i get to Neros but Steve tells me all the top performers have been bf'ed and the only lookers left are cherries so i move on.I drop into Nero's sister club the Blue Nile but the music is so loud there you can't have a decent chat with the girls let alone hear yourself think so i was outta there fast despite the many honey's there.

Back up the road to the old haunts of 8 yrs ago where i met my wife i run into Brown Sugar and see the love of my life.She is a welcome girl and we seem to hit it off chatting outside so she follows me in.Her name is Maricar and she is 19 years old and a Lucy Lue lookalike.Not only that but we click very well together so i pay her barfine and we basically stay together for the rest of my trip.

The conclusion is i am sending her some money every 2 weeks and she has gone back to Samar(hey stop laughing you jerks!hehe).Time will tell if this is real or not but feel free to go to Brown Sugar and tell me if you see her or barfine her-i can afford a few bucks every 2 weeks but would be nice if anyone bumps into her so i can redirect her reitirmentfunds elsewhere if she is "bula bula" with me hehe.

Also just some trivia about my trip-i flew with air nuigini brisbane/port moresby/manila for $820 aussi dollars inc taxes and charges.The guy running the adventure travel at Premiere hotel gave me an aircon car or van for 400p for the afternoon on several occasions as because it rained the whole time i often got the urge to take my girl to sm san fernando and go to the movies.I allowed $3000 to cover all my expenses for this trip but eneded up only spending $2360 which was very good imho.This was a low season trip and i didn't mind the rain as it kept the weather nice and cool and it was a buyers market everywhere i went so im not complaining.I might do another june or july trip again next year i think.

SteveB- interesting report. You used phrases like "Having it off" and Tockley which makes me wonder what part of the globe you're from.

You also said you were once married to a Phillipinna girl from there. Was she a "working girl" at the time you met her? ( I hope you don't mind me asking, but I'm so curious to know about monger/puta relationships)

I'm still serously considering taking a trip to the Phillipinnes with another CH member in search of sex-adventure and every little bit of information, like this report helps.

Well done.

Master Bates

ps. And while I never endorse any product, seeing as you're the same age as me, if you're having trouble standing to attention on certain occasions, have you considered taking small quantities of Viagra?

Yeh i tried the 100ml cut into 2 pieces.Swallowed the half-tab but made no difference...30 mins later took the other 50m but no go...but then again my blood pressure is pretty good.Don't know if that makes any difference.I do cum in quite a quantity too.Maybe that's my problem..i am leavin my bag empty as hehe.

Yep she was a waitress there.My new girl lives in Samar near Calbayog so i will be spending 2 weeks around that area in November.Gonna write a report about this place.I have heard from various sources that the best looking girls come from there and some mamasans do their shopping there when trying to boost their lineups.I will let you all know about the scene down there very soon.Cheers.