So my friends and I travelled to Cabo San Lucas for a bachelor party.. the groom had been a roadie in a previous life.. so we knew we had to up the stakes to push his limits.

The 1st night we stopped by the 20/20 strip club - whose signage and logo bear an uncanny similarity to a club of the same name that closed down about five years ago in Los Angeles.. but that is where the similarity ends..

You enter the club, and it looks pretty much how any stip club looks.. a line up of girls along the bar... tables (this one had a tiki vibe) and men sitting alone or in twos and threes around the tables getting dances etc, with a weird stage that frankly seemed an after thought. The only other odd feature in the room was a spiral slde that extended from the 2nd floor loft area (where the private dance booths seemed to be ) back down to the 1st floor. Some men who came out, slid down this slide with smiles on their faces.. and I thought how silly they looked and wondered if they had never recieved a lap dance before..

While the women were a range of attractiveness (a few 8s and 9s mostly 6s and 7s) they seemed to improve throughout the evening.. I sat down and was immedietly approached by a Young thing who asked if I wanted a private dance.. I said I'd just arrived and wanted to get the vibe of the place. She promptly sat on my lap so I ordered her a drink. We sat for a while watching the club and the dancers when I felt her hand straying from my thigh that she had been stroking a little closer to my little friend.. (who's size was growing as her hand got closer) She looked me directly in the eyes and asked again if I wanted to go upstairs and get a private dance.. she promised it would be worth my while and muy caliente. I agreed.. and she took my hand and led me up the stairs next to the slide to the 2nd floor loft, I paid the guard/cashier 200 pesos (or somthing like that..) for a 3 song set, and stepped into the booth with my girl.

Now lets talk about this girl. She said her name was esmerelda, she said she was 19 (Seemed younger to me but I wasn't checking birth certificates) and was from El Salvador. her english was better than most and she had quite a good fashion sense. Superman kids panties and tank.. frankly the grinding of those panties on my lap and a little help from her hand had made it hard for me to walk.

So we enter the booth and she proceeded to give me a passable lapdance for one song.. now nake the experience suddenly took a pleasurable, but unexpected turn. She indicated my zipper was hurting her and undid my pants.. pushing them to my ankles.. as she started the next song.. my now mostely free member popped through the whole in the front of my shorts.. after grinding on it for a minute she leaned close, hand on my cock tits on my shoulder and asked "you want blow job?.." and as if that might not be clear, used her other hand and tongue to demonstrate in universal sign language was she was offering.. I nodded being unable to speak.. this had never happened at any stip club b4, no even in vegas! She indicated it was $40 I nodded again, And she reached over to her purse she'd been carrying, pulled out a condom, used her toungue to apply it and proceeded to give me the best blowjob, rubber or not I'd ever had.. After a minute or two of her sucking I decided to return the favor, and slipped my finger into her snatch which she seemed to like as she got wetter and wetter and repositioned to allow me better access. Eventually I came and she stopped.. pulled off the condom and wrappped it up in it's wrapper, thoughtfully took a swig of her soda and then kissed me.

We awkwardly got dressed and then she led me out of the room.. I was so dazed and frankly drained from the experience I paid no attention as she guided me to have a seat at the top of the slide and then LAUGED as she gave me a push and I slid down like a 10 year old........

That was my first expeience like this and I voraciously pursued it from this point out.. In fact, Esmerelda and a friend came back to our rental house a night later and fucked several of us for the bachelor's benefit.. but that my friends is another story.....