Part V

ClubHombre.com: -TripReports-: Trip Report Archive: South America: Brazil: 2007/05 Frogman - Beginner, Second Class, in Rio: Part V

By Frogman on Saturday, May 05, 2007 - 05:48 pm:  Edit

On my last day I had Lene for breakfast. This is one of the frustrating things I find about Rio, finding a girl in the morning. Arranging it is a pain. I don't know enough Portugese and don't know the available girls. Plus they all sleep in until noon. Even Hooker Beach doesn't get moving until noon.

Omaha and Nellie told me that Luomo’s is the standard send-off for guys their last day as it is close by. We walked in to the disco area and Omaha grabs me and tells me, “I’m going to do you a big favor. See that girl over there? That’s Bia. She’s amazing. She’ll rock your world”.

Uh oh, this never works when a guy tells me I should like a girl. But I know he knows so I let things flow. Nellie also informs me that Bia is a rock star on the boards.

Bia’s good, but I’ve got my eyes on other pieces of candy. Omaha calls Bia over and she starts to work on me. She’s very good at the foreplay thing. She even bends over my lap so I can spank her a bit. She knows what boy’s like.

Omaha tells me that Bia’s really smart. She knows how to handle the money she makes and now owns three houses including one for her mother. I’m impressed. I always wondered if any of these girls thought of the future when their looks go.

I finally agree to go to the room with Bia the Rock Star. Once in the room she’s a spitfire. She lies down on the bed and starts sucking my dick for all it was worth.

We go through multiple positions. She’s fucking me, I’m not fucking her. After 15 minutes we’ve tried everything possible. But this ain’t what I like. Some positions (i.e. cowgirl) I like the woman to do the work, other such as doggie, I like to do some of the work. She did all the work no matter what position. She was a complete pro.

One time in missionary she clamped down on me like no girl has ever done before. “Hey!”, I yelped, “I’m going to need that back!”.

She must do special exercises. I’ve read (in Penthouse so I don’t know how true it is) that a woman can tighten up by practicing with a pencil. Bia must practice with a needle.

In the rest area I meet up with Omaha and Nellie. When I kind of explain myself Omaha is bitterly disgusted, he wasted Bia on me. Then something saved me.

A guy I’ll call Brussels is sitting at the end and turns to Omaha and says, “Aren’t you a Psychiatrist? I met you here about two years ago.”

Omaha is dumbfounded.

Brussels continued, “I really enjoy this, but I still feel guilty”

I barely remember Omaha’s answer about sex and guilt as I pondered the fact I was here, in a Terma in Rio, listening to a Psychiatrist give counseling to a Belgian about why he shouldn’t feel guilty about going to Terma’s and banging strange beautiful women.

I could get used to this life on the circuit in Rio.

Epilogue

After my return I made it a point to read Jaguar's posts. My take is that he is a literary genius. Some have criticized his stories as not mongering and too long, but I ask you, where else could he post such stories? We are the only ones who can understand. I spent a Saturday reading just one story and spent the day in tears. While some complained his later stories were too long I think his writing has actually gotten better. The weaving of the stories is brilliant. If you don't like his stories, don't complain, just don't read them. Wait, let me check something. Yep, sure enough I just checked my Gideon's bible and there is no commandment that you must read all of Jaguar's posts.

Jag's started writing again and I hope the long drought will be broken by a deluge.

I also decided that I'm going to exercise like a maniac to prepare for my next trip. No more casado for me.

By Rushen on Sunday, May 06, 2007 - 10:57 am:  Edit

Excellent, excellent report. You gave me muito saudades for the land of the bunda.

By Jaguar on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 12:35 pm:  Edit

Frogman,

You didn't let this board down with your first report---it's a joy to read.

Travel safely and keep writing.

Jag

By Henway on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 03:33 pm:  Edit

great report. I also remember that pic from SI. Man, I had forgotten it but I remember that bunda now. And everyone has seen miss chicklet. I think she only has one set of clothes.

By bluelight on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 08:11 pm:  Edit

L must be really slow if Bia is just standing around.

By Bwana_dik on Thursday, May 10, 2007 - 10:42 am:  Edit

Keep the reports coming, Frogman!

By Frogman on Thursday, May 10, 2007 - 06:13 pm:  Edit

Bwana Dik, you'll be in my next report!

Bluelight, yep we got there early because I had to catch a plane.

By Blacksnake14 on Sunday, May 13, 2007 - 10:09 am:  Edit

This was a great report & I can relate to it, since i have been to Brazil twice so far this year....

By Zzgloo on Monday, May 14, 2007 - 02:26 pm:  Edit

I am so with you, regarding the " ASS ", and the imposed ideal body through porn media.....more over, among porn movies, you can only find " ASS ",topics, for african-American viewers...as if white people are not supposed to like " ASS ".
I here congradulate all african-American men for thier non-comformities, and great taste !!

By Cortogringo on Monday, May 14, 2007 - 03:54 pm:  Edit

Frogman,
Nice report, damn I need to get back. Oh, casado means "married", cansado would be "tired".
CG

By Frogman on Monday, May 14, 2007 - 08:22 pm:  Edit

Casado means married? No wonder the girls keep smiling at me!

By Rivelino68 on Wednesday, May 23, 2007 - 11:23 pm:  Edit

Great report. Some of the memories you conjured up seemed so vivid. And others escape me.
Thanks for this trip down memory lane.

By Excitem1 on Thursday, May 24, 2007 - 05:18 pm:  Edit

Frogman, well done!! Haven't been to Brazil without significant other.....so, now I've got to get away and follow the footsteps. Well written and well lived, bravo!

By Brassilero on Friday, August 17, 2007 - 12:08 am:  Edit

One of the better reports on the board... Looking forward to future installments...

By Daddylabios on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 - 08:43 am:  Edit

where were da pics?


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