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I got through the Thai airport and I was ready to party. I followed the instructions that I was given and went past all those taxi services that gave me quoted prices to go to a hotel. I went down stairs and got a meter taxi and told them how much it would cost to get to my destination. I got the information when I booked on line.

I started out at Nana plaza. I stop in and said hello to Dave at Anglewitchs and then I look at some of the other clubs. Mainly just women dancing. Nana plaza is an area that is U shaped with 3 levels of nothing but bars with ladies dancing inside.

I found some hotties at Anglewitchs and Rainbow, Rainbow is located on the first floor on the right side. Right above Rainbow on second level, I forgot the name of the place but there are like four of them in the area. This place was insane with hot chics. They would dance for like 15 minutes on 2 stages and then all the girls would leave and more would come up. Some nice chics. Anglewitch is located on the second floor on the left, and they have some nice shows in-between the girls dancing. I did not bar fine any women but tried to meet some chics out side. I got rejected by this one hot women out side of Nana hotel. I was giving her that, I fuck you inside out look. Maybe I scared her, I do not know. But then I meet this other little Asian chic and banged her short time for about a 1000 Baht. It was ok but she had stretch marks and that really grossed me out. All and All I thought Nana was ok, but it smelled bad and was really crowed. Dave was really helpful though and would suggest anybody there to stop in and say hello and get a drink. Next, I went to Soi Cowboy and it was great. I really like Cowboy. My buddy said it had more of a Ex-pat feeling to it, but I do not know. I like the place that the women dressed like school girls and I found a chic to bar fined. A hot little number. I think the bar fine was 500 or 600 and she was a 1000 short time. I think that’s right maybe it was 1500? We showered then screwed until we need another shower. After wards she sat down with my friend and I while we were drinking out side, and she sat real close to me and smiled a lot. I forgot her name though and have no pictures. The second bitch banging me was much better then the first. By far. Maybe the bar fines are worth it.

After leaving Bang COCK! I went to Pattaya to fulfill one of my missions. I did a lot of shopping during the day and only a little fuck’en during the night. I have mixed feelings about Pattaya. The first night I got there I went to Lólita's blowjob bar and got a blow for 800 baht. A nice little girlly girl, she sucks like a vacuum. Wow, I can still feel her forehead hitting my fat belly. The surroundings were basic, in a little room you sit on a couch and you can look in a mirror that was on the side. I think she needed a neck massage after that session. Next, I looked at some beer bars but was not very interested in many of the women. I went next to walking street and the gogos, it was ok. I feel in love with this one dancer and tried to buy her a drink. I would of bar find her but she said no to the drink. Man, I thought that was fucked up. I really wanted to bang her good, too. I took a picture of the place so I would remember the name but my pictures did not come out. I forgot the name of the place. So if you walk past Lucifer’s and go a few feet, turn right and go all the way down to the end of the path. It is a new place and the chics get nude and shit. Nice energy but no lay. I found a bunch of beer bars that I like that was right behind a 24 hour food place that was outside right behind Mikes Mall. So if you go behind Mike’s mall and cross street and go behind 24 hour food place there are some beer bars. I took pictures to post but fuck. I like the energy and wanted to fuck this chic there but she was a bitch and would not even talk to me. What the fuck? There was another chic there, who did like me, but she had bad breath and it short of turned me off. I should have bought her a tooth brush and banged her though.

Next, to Sio 6…ah Sio 6 Me likee long time. This is where I found my tag teams, my mission. It is a street where the chics hang outside and you must bring inside. The complete opposite of the gogo bars at the opposite end of beach. Gogo bars, girls inside bring outside and soi 6 girls outside too bring inside. Shit?!? Anyways, if facing the water, walk all the way down to the end and on the right, La La land, I think is the name of the place. I found a tag team and did them good. Nice… it costed me 1000 bath for both and 300 for bar. I do not know if I can go into detail. Next night I found a chic outside at one of the bars and want to do long time, but she said no, only short so I got pissed and did not do her or anybody. I did find Som, or at least I think that was her name. New, right off the boat. Tightest puss I ever had. Holy shit, it costed me a 1000 bath plus bar fine. It was very nice. I really liked soi 6 area. I stayed at Queen-victory Inn but had to leave because of construction. That hotel is a two for one? One minute I am in Thailand the next I am in an English pub. The next place I stayed was the Flipper Hotel on Soi 8, I really like this place. Also the most expense. Soi 8 had a really good energy but more on that later. My last night in Pattaya, on Soi 6 I found another tag team who I really wanted to do but I just got done doing Som. They were at The Viking. They looked good, shit should have got some Viagra and just did them, but I thought, at that time, I would be back later, but that was not the case. On the way back to Flipper there are some beer bars. So if one would leave Flipper and go towards the water on the left, there are some beer bars and I saw the women of my dreams, but I was so tired and had to leave to the next day early to go to Cambo, so I did not even talk to her. I did take a picture but film got fucked up. I like Soi 8 nice hotel, nice beer bars and right across from hotel there is massage place that gave the best foot and Thai massage. I should have stayed longer in Pattaya, but I got pissed off that all the bitches kept rejecting my advances. Pattaya did start to grow on me, and I should of listen to the other Mongers who said stay, the grass is not always greener on the other side seemed true.

Ok this was my plane; I would spent time in Bang-Cock and Pattaya. I wanted to go into Cambo for a while and check things out. If I did not like Cambo and did not want to stay there, I would go back to Thailand, but things did not work out that way. I went to Cambo through Koh Kong. I stayed a night there and checked out the local brothel scene. Real scary. Not the ladies but the ride at night to see them. You go down an unpaved road full of water filled holes and and sounds of frogs on every side of you. Dark too. Once at brothel very dark and spooky, but one nice little hottie tried to grab me and pull me off motor bike. She was nice or I think she was, it was hard to see faces, but I only want to see the area and was kind of tired. So no boom boom. Early in the morning I took a boat to Sihanoukville. Sihanoukville was nice, man. Laid back, nice beach and happiness everywhere. Man, I got so happy. There were many clubs there to meet chics. One guy, who I meet on the way, met a bitch on the beach that he did short time. She was nice. Oh yea, a lot of European chics on beach too that look nice. Some of the clubs that one could go to, to meet chics is the Freedom bar, I heard it was nice, had rooms upstairs to bang in, across from that was another place that had many hot chics, so I heard from my friend, I did not actually check it out because I was sick. I forgot the name of that place. They were both down town, in the town section. The main town section was about 6 or 7 minuets motor bike ride from the beach. Now, before I got sick, I did go to local chicken ranch. It was in the main down town area. It was down a dirt road alley way that went up hill. No, shit. If I get a scanner, I will scan in the map and show the way. Some hottie pies there. I took a motor bike there and basically you go down the dirt road with a lot of massage places and go to the end. Then down on the right there is a blue fence and blue motel with rooms. All painted blue. NNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I think Sek would have been the best part of my vacation if I did not get sick. I was planning on staying there for 2 days, then want to extend for a couple but then I got sick and had to stay an extra 5 days just laying in room being sick… I was in paradise and too sick to enjoy it. I must be cursed! Another place that looks good was The Snake Pit. Chics dance with snakes and by a pool and they had rooms there to fuck in. Did not get a chance to see them but did check the place out during the day. Looks like a good time. Man, just thinking about it I want to go back. Paradise! Also by my hotel there was a few beer bars. Once you get there there is a free book that is white and tells you about where all this shit is and has maps and address. It is a much smaller scale than Pattaya but if you get sick of hearing. HeeLLLOwwww, Weeeeeeelcome, Handsome man. You think they can learn to say some other shit every once- in- a- while. Now, off to Phnom Penh.

Phnom Penh is a dirty filthy shit hole. I hated it. I checked out some hostess bars, all sucked. Walkabout had some nice ladies and Sharkys was good, but I was still a little sick and did not do any women. I did visit some massage parlors that had 10.00 pussy. Just ask the motor bikes outside on the river front where to go. That is where I stayed, at the river front. I do not know what the deal is with Penh. I talk to some expats and they seem to have a rebel mentality. There are no malls or McDonalds and no high-rises, which is what they like about Penn. I guess they can smoke their smoke and live without restrictions and have no real rules to live buy. It is also very cheap to live there, but that is because there really is nothing there. I was told by, I forgot his name, the owner of the California II that it is the people of cambo and there is a good expat community there. I don’t know, I personally just think that it is a dirty filthy shit hole and why anyone is there…..I do not know. Running from the law I guess? I stayed four days there and had a week left at this point. So I got a plain ticket and wanted to go back to Pattaya to give it a second chance, but I got sick again. Really sick. I was vomiting all over the plain, and they had to carry my ass off and get my luggage for me. The only place I could think of telling the taxi cab driver was to go to the Nana hotel, so off I went. Once the check in staff saw me and how sick I was, they filled in the info and had me sign. They were so concerned about me, they sent out the bell hop to get me some medicine at the pharmacy. That fucking filthy shit hole cambo ruined my vacation

The last couple of days I did get a chance to check out the Pat pong area. I saw the pussy shows at the place, I forgot the name, but it was a few doors down from superman sign. The women shot darts at balloons with their pusses, and they would Wright signs that said hello and shit like that. They had a lesbian show and Oh yea a chic could take the top off a bottles with her pussy mussels alone. Nice, also saw smoken pussies that was a new one too. One place that had some really nice chics, and I mean hot, was Electric Blue. Real hotties. No idea of price. After being sick and then getting sick again, I seemed to have developed an inner ear infection. I was too tired, just plane to worn out to fuck anymore.

I would rate the area like this 1. Soi Cowboy 2. Pat Pong. 3. Nana Plaza. That’s all Folks. If there is any grammar or spelling errors, I do not give a shit. I am not English major.

The search continues. Thailand is a nice place to visit, but I could not live there.

Let the flaming begin.

rm

you still feel thinking about her forehead hitting your fat belly, LOL.

There are loads of bars in Pattaya, i see you did go to soi 6 and went to the viking bar, i had a great GFE out of that bar,she`s the one i took to the poipet casino`s that i mentioned in one of my trip reports.

Jim is the owner of california2, he`s got some great photographs on his bar wall.
its a shame you got sick in Cambodia, but at least you banged a few chicken pie`s into the mattress,
great report nuts.

I am assuming English is your second language so I will give you a break. I apologize for doubting that you were actually in Asia as you have Dave as an alibi but the reports have been so devoid of details that it just reeks of BS. I still say Masterbates wasnt in JKT and he still hasnt written a report and has suddenly disappeared.

Did you rent a bike in Sihanoukville ? I was there last nov. and i could not rent one and it was a real drag getting around because everything in Sihanoukville is spread out.

Nut, and here I was assuming English was your fourth language I quote my friend AndresB "where's the pics?".

It is heresy to say that you like Patpong more than NANA. If you can put up with the scammers, claustrophobic conditions, and Katoeys, Patpong actually used to be a lot of fun. I can see how a monger such as yourself can feel at home in the circus/zoo atmosphere. I sorely miss the bars like Pink Panthers which usually offered up some real gems and is usually empty b/c it's a bit out of the way.

Sihounokeville and the nearby beaches are stunning, and I hope it's still that way. There is also a dark meandering road in Sihounokeville which is where they used to have muggings/shootings in '03-04. I don't think I'd want to live in any Asian country myself.

Nutbuster,

I have a feeling that English is your first language but you need to improve your writing skills and maybe put more thought into what you write about.

For instance you met a guy met a guy who met a "bitch on the beach" who he did short time. Was this bitch attractive? How much did this bitch charge for short time? Did this bitch rock his world? Just the simple fact about him banging a bitch from the beach and you know it happened doesn't mean much to the readers.

Still the haphazard style is pretty revealing and shows great enthusiam. Sorry you didn't like Cambo, but try not to hold a grudge for your sickness. You've broken your Asian crud cherry, I've been there, and probably won't get sick on future trips, but that's no guarantee.

"You go down an unpaved road full of water filled holes and and sounds of frogs on every side of you."

Yeppers, you should have stayed in Pattaya. Too funny!!!

I heard that! :P

PS: What do you all think about the case of tuberculosis in the news lately?

The guy was in vietnam. He might have caught it there.

Are you guys concerned about catching TB? It seems to be more easily contracted than AIDS.

I actually tested positive for TB about 15 years ago. Now that doesn't mean I had full-blown tuberculosis, but I did have the virus in my body somewhere. I had to take this god-awful medicine daily for a year (during which time I wasn't supposed to drink alcohol - oops didn't quite meet that requirement) and it has supposedly been eradicated.

I was told that people of a certain age - I'm early 40s - and those who travel to countries that have higher rates of TB are more susceptible (duh) to having the virus.

To take the TB test, go to your country health office. They put something under your skin with a needle and you come back a week later to see if you have a reaction. I had one, therefore, the meds. Again, this was 15+ years ago. I don't know if the testing procedure has changed since that time or not.

EA

Gosh, another thing to get tested for. I'm thinking of my last trip to SA where one LT chica was coughing up a storm in bed, had to send her home at 1am as her coughing fits not only kept me awake but became uncontrolable in some instances. Hope it was only the flu (even bird flu), but gawd I hate getting tested for things. Who ever said there are no emotional costs to your hobby.

Cooldude you can rent an electric bike at the Orcadey-inn, I probably spelled it wrong. I do not think that you have to stay there to rent. It is by the beach. Also, I heard you can rent motor bikes but first you have to get a Cambo license. Or at least that is what I heard.

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Bigpoppa, I met this dude. Yea she was cambo. and ok looking. Scale 1 to 10 she was a six, maybe a six and a half. She charge him 15 dollar short time. He said she was a good lay and came 2. But I was already starting to get sick and feverish so the details are not clear in my mind. So that is why I breazed over it. Also, all the happyness kinda made things hazy. Man, I got happy before I got sick.

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As for pics... I am sorry. I did not load my camera correctly and none of photos came out. It is a shame too, I had my tag teams and love of my life on that film. Shit! I do not want to think about it.

As for Blazers, I will now refer to you as your e-mail. Shitbag at shitbag.com LOL.

AW: "Mainly just women dancing."

c: wow go figure, girl on stage at a gogo!

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nana: "All and All I thought Nana was ok, but it smelled bad and was really crowed"

c: your suppose to change your underwear daily! I can tell your trip is going to be wonderful... LOL.

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Pattaya: "I went to Pattaya to fulfill one of my missions. I did a lot of shopping during the day and only a little fuck’en during the night"


c: wow what a mission, go to pattaya to fuck a little-- dude are you a moron? Plz do tell what crap did you buy that was worth more than 5 baht?

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pattaya gogo: "I feel in love with this one dancer and tried to buy her a drink. I would of bar find her but she said no to the drink. Man, I thought that was fucked up."

c: nutty, you must surely be a dreg if a gogo gal wont even take a lady slip from you. For fucks sake, they even take drink slips from Epi-- after he stirs a shit stained finger in it...


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soi6: "I did find Som, or at least I think that was her name. New, right off the boat. Tightest puss I ever had."



c: you never fucked an ass I guess-- her *cough* name was tom!

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pattaya: "I should have stayed longer in Pattaya, but I got pissed off that all the bitches kept rejecting my advances."


c: you should be used it to-- appears to be par for the course. I can safely say that since physical looks doesn't scare away many girls in LOS, you must give off the same aura as you do to many folks on the board...

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cambo: "Not the ladies but the ride at night to see them. You go down an unpaved road full of water filled holes and and sounds of frogs on every side of you"



c: omfg-- how did you make it out alive? dark and frogs in the distance! Holy shit man! You didn't go solo did you?


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cambo language: "HeeLLLOwwww, Weeeeeeelcome, Handsome man. You think they can learn to say some other shit every once- in- a- while. Now, off to Phnom Penh. "



c: would you prefer they be honest and say-- "fuck off you fat slob?"


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PP: "dirty filthy shit hole and why anyone is there"


c: What better way to answer you than a quote: "There are no malls or McDonalds and no high-rises"

Did you parents drop you on your head as an infant or was it the lobotomy?


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Summary: "If there is any grammar or spelling errors, I do not give a shit. I am not English major"



C: not an English major? that is the funniest thing I heard in months-- just what was your major? Nutty you have/had a pension for talking smack and acting like a big swinging dick on the board, but it is clear from your report that ladyboys have more testosterone...

Alright Dave, please confirm that you met this guy because this guy is starting to sound like a Masterbates clone who is making up trip reports. If Dave did actually meet him, well then maybe the guy is just dumb as rocks.

Geez.. tough crowd here. Everyone so paranoid about false posts. Actually I think the "so called regulars" are in a virtual conspiracy to confirm that each other have been to Thailand but in fact none of them have been. Yeah Dave, be sure to confirm me too. *wink wink nod nod*.

How do you get rejected by a prostitute? I mean, seriously, that makes no sense at all.

In Thailand and the Philippines most places won't force the girl to go with a guy (although mamasan may give them an earful because that's money lost). I've seen pinays run to the back when some old toothless geezer comes in they want nothing to do with. I could easily imagine Thai gals saying no to a would-be barfine, especially if you smelled funky. Pinays just use the "I have menstruation" excuse.

>I should have stayed longer in Pattaya, but I got pissed off that all the bitches kept rejecting my advances

Now if all the gals in Pattaya are rejecting your advances...there must be a third arm growing out of your head or something.

>I should have stayed longer in Pattaya, but I got pissed off that all the bitches kept rejecting my advances...

Dude, there's a secret to getting the bitches in Pattaya to accept your advances. You have to offer them money. Try that next time.

First, you all say that i would not post a report and that I am full of shit. Then I do post and you all knock my report. Fine, I will not post from now on, what do I care!

I have had girls reject a customer to go with me, thats nice

Where does one start in this battlefield???

OK Guys, I will answer you all together. I did meet Nutbuster in Angelwitch. He came (literally) flying into the bar and was like a dog with 10 dicks! Nut hadn't even booked a Hotel and it was late at night. I was trying to advise the poor chap and he was visually having sex with all of my staff. Hilarious! I agree with Nutbuster about Angelwitch, it does get too packed sometimes and the smoke can put guys off. Although Nut didn't word it clearly, I agree about Angelwitch. Some mongers like their space.

Remember that these are Nutbuster's opinions, so just decide to take it or leave it. At least the guy contributed a trip report, or I think that's what it was? As for Don Marco's assessment, I have just stopped laughing! Awesome assessment Don Marco!

Dear NUT,

I enjoyed your trip report and your English and Grammer are fine.

I especially enjoyed your stream of conciousness writing style.

Plus, your assessment of Cambodia is unique.

In Pattaya last trip, I got very sick (from a high-end restaurant, not from street food which has never made me sick), and my Doctor had given me a prescription for CIPRO for just this type of emergency and it was over in 24 hours.

Good luck to you and keep sharing your experiences...

And yes, I've been turned down when I first arrived in town too, for being too overly horny. Usually after the first or second girl, I get more civilized and don't have any problems.

All the best,

jH

Thanks Jharrison and Dave the Rave. I know that DM loved it too. He's just busting Nutbuster's balls.

Well Guys, if we were all the same, with the same opinions and tastes it would be extremely boring wouldn't it?

As for Nutbuster...

He came, he saw, he (eventually) mongered!

"Thanks Jharrison and Dave the Rave. I know that DM loved it too. He's just busting Nutbuster's balls"

Nutty, I applaud you writing a report, just took issue with the content. Nothing personal of course, just that you came off sounding like a complete dope in it in terms of mismatched expectations and approach. I give friends equal amounts of shit that write bunk-- ask Ahora.

Regardless, glad to see you finally made it to asia and hopefully you've recovered from the Cambo frogs. One (or two) rec/s that you may want to keep in mind is when you head to a new place, team up with an experienced monger for an evening or two and have an open mind. Most vets can be bribed easily by picking up a few drink tabs.

Sound advice Don Marco, but these days there is so much advice/info on the internet. Just look at Club Hombre for starters. In the 1980's we just had to get some snippets of advice from a friend and find our own path. With modern technology today allowing us to research (literally) everything on the planet, guys shouldn't technically even need a wingman. But, with ease of communication hooking up with fellow Hombres is quite simple.

Yes having a travel buddy, especially one that is experience, is much better. But sometimes I like to stay incognito. I did meet people along the way though. I always do.

yes- there is more than enough info at hand. So much so, that I never expect to read reports like this assuming someone is able to process the information available. The advice was given based on the report.

Also, I've been to LoS around 30 times or so and my most memorable times have been the memories of shared laughs with fellow wingmen. It can turn a monotonous day afield (looks like nutty here had plenty of those) into a frolicking good adventure if your with a good buddy.

I can understand information overload to a certain extent, but I've met more than a few guys in Brasil who have read trip reports, studied the scene before their first trip, and then done everything wrong. Fall for every scam, make every mistake. I never understand it - some of the reports on here are literal how-to guides on basically what to do from the time you step off the plane to the time you board the return flight. Customs/immigration, transportion, lodging, restaurants, shopping, crime prevention, medical, banking/exchange - and of course the who/what/where/when/how/how much on the actual pussy-getting front.

Yet, in spite of that info, they get off the plane, get doublecharged by a taxi, get scammed checking into the hotel, get their camera stolen 30 seconds after they walk out of the hotel, can't find the ATM machine, get doublecharged by a taxi on the way to a termas, head upstairs with the worst performer in the place a minute after they arrive in the boite, get clipped at the cashier on the way out of the termas, get lost going back to their hotel, go to the worst restaurant in a 5-block radius from their hotel for dinner, then get mugged while walking on the street.

Why? I guess it's like people who can't get a DVD player working even with the instructions in front of them.