OK I really did not need this. I did not need another addiction to add to my other ones. Maybe one day they will feature me on an episode of "Intervention." Only unlike most of those poor saps, I will not agree to go off to rehab. Instead I will get up and run out to the airport and go back to the Philippines to satisify my newest craving. Before you ask, yes I have already booked my air fare for my second Philippines trip.

I made a lot of mistakes on this trip. I stay on contact with many of the babes I met over there either through cell phone or e-mail. Every single one of them has hit me up for money. Just get used to it, unless you want to have no contact with them at all. They really think we are walking ATM machines.

But they are so sweet in the way they ask. Philipina girls never ask for a favor without first asking permission to ask you. "May I ask you something?" is always followed up with a plea for money. And usually they have a legit reason, it is just that you wonder what they did before they met the rich American. Somehow they managed to get by, right?

But despite this annoying tendency, they really are the ultimate GFE machines. They are so adorable and lovable that I find myself overlooking this annoying trait. I just have to say no...and life goes on for them.

This GFE potential is enhanced by the fact that most of them speak pretty good english, and you have a land of paradise for club hombre type guys.

Some will look at my report and say I spent too much or bought too much, or rewarded too much. I agree, I did. But it was fun for me...and was also a learning trip. I will do better next time.

I am not sure if I mentioned the pricing at the WOW bar so let me do it here. 600 for a daytime girl and 1200 longtime for all night. That was paid up front to the bar and the girl would get half of that back later. If you wanted to tip you could, but it was not expected. The barfine at EDSA was 1000, but the girls expected a tip. next time I will negotiate that fee up front instead of waiting to it was over and have them act all hurt, when I only tipped 1000. I screwed that up.

Looking back on the trip, and comparing PI to Colombia, the girls in Colombia are 10's in my opinion and still win the award for most beautiful babes on earth. The PI girls are down the list in terms of looks, but off the chart in terms of GFE potential. I have never found more lovable or sweeter girls, more willing to please and just give you a good time. It is for that reason I have booked my return...and I hope to add to my incredible experiences there.

Thank God for the Philippines.

RadioMan after reading all the posts here, aren't you curious about Brazil?

Ah, now the reality sets in.....they are sweet to set you up for the big payday and asking for cash. The government of the Phils is lobbying to have cyberbegging a sport at the next Olympics to the Philippines can finally win a gold medal.

LOL...

Radioman, your descriptions of mongerers rings very true. The true GFE seekers are DOA in the Philippines, as they are gonna get SMOTHERED with "love" there. Guys like Xenono, though, are the ones that really kick ass in the Phils. They get unlimited supplies of GFE, yet are disciplined enough to send them on their way without strings when the balls are empttied.

Blazers, we're all free riders on the GFE-Western Union gravy train. The PI girls know that you will never send money if they give you a mediocre night. This leads to a very high moitvation level. Each guy they dupe into sending them cash means an incremental step up in their family's standard of living. Imagine the potential if they think you're the ONE that can make it possible for them to "retire"!

Radioman,

Excellent report. Just what a lot of guys here like - light on words, heavy on pictures. Hope to you see in the PI soon.

EA

I would love to hear your opinion on Brazil Radioman. Take a detour to Rio and write a report.

Trust me guys, Rio is on my things to do list!

Blazers and Porker, I agree with both of you. I was blown away, literally and figurately and unprepared. Next time I will be ready for these hot little bitches! LOL

rm

RadMan

I too visit both Colombia and the PI and absolutely agree with your characterizations. The hotties are hotter in Colombia, the luvin is deeper in the PI. Blazers is right about how the GFE is all about getting the ticket and you are the way out but I try and not let it ruin it.

The HOTTEST chicas are from Colombia. The sex is much more fiery. GFE is easier in the PI. I gotta get em both.

Now I have had intense GFE in Colombia and wild sex in the PI. YMMV.

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Radioman, where are these beautiful filipinas at the nursing stations in SoCal hospitals? 95% filipina nurses and by God they do a wonderful job (some of them), but they don't look anything like the pretty young things on display on this site.

Seriously, I'm hoping to make my first non-Mexico trip once I've recovered from upcoming spinal surgery (so it will be awhile with much additional exposure to SoCal Filipina nurses). I think after seeing your reports, I've narrowed down the field from every possible fucking destination in the world to the PI. So, it's on you!

Just another way of saying that your reports are absolutely excellent.

yeah i know how to tune out the begging and pleading, but it is hard. Have fun on your second trip. As for me I can only go to the pilippines maybe twice a year.


I can't let me family know i'm going to AC though.
So if i'm going for an AC trip my family doesn't know i'm coming at all. Yeah it sucks but that is life. so i visit twice a year. one for AC and to party and the other to visit my family. (no party damn)

Erip: Thanks for the kind words. I would think AC would be perfect for a guy like you, but you will fall in love or they will with you.

Indy...nothing wrong a an icognito trip now and then. Have fun.

rm

Great report and thanks for all the great pics.

I also had a "bad" experience with a webcam girl so don't feel bad. As far as the TV/Fridge goes, well I read somewhere "let he who is without sin throw the first stone". So no stones coming from me!! When I was in PI I stayed at the Swiss Chalet right across the street from the WOW bar, but I was of the understanding it was a Tbird bar, so I avoided it like the plague, looks like my loss!!

I would really like to know how you where able to BF more than 1 girl from the same bar, little lone 5!!! I've read a few TR where guys say don't try to BF different girls from the same bar. Also the girl I met/fell for told me I wasn't allowed to BF other girls, yeah I know I can drop her but I really do care for her. So still trying to figure out some stealth action on the side when I return in Oct. Any ideas???

GFE vs LAL sounds like a good poll question I think I will start one up. Thanks

Tobruk asks: "I would really like to know how you where able to BF more than 1 girl from the same bar, little lone 5!!!"

Great question. Are you talking about the night they all slept with me? I did not barfine any of the 5 girls that slept with me that Saturday night. They all came willingly, and in fact asked to come. There were actually 8 girls. 5 were on my bed, and the other three slept on the floor. They brought their own roll up mat! Not all of these girls even worked in the WOW bar. They just wanted to hang with me. I know....I am sickening...right?

The reason this happened was that I took all the girls swimming. The bar let them off work that day so they were free for the taking! After the swim party they all just kept hanging with me, and went home (Pacific Breeze) with me!

I am sure this was a record for me....most girls ever slept with by Radioman in one night. Now I don't want to leave the wrong impression and I always try to be as honest as possible. I did not screw all 8. In fact I did not screw any of the 8. But with 5 girls on the bed, we were all over each other all night, and I don't mind admitting my fingers did more walking than the yellow pages. In the morning, I still had 5 girls all over me, but I noticed a warm sensation around little Radio. His antennae was definately picking up a signal. There was a warm sucking sound coming from down south and no....it was not Mexico.

Cherry Girl gave me a blow job to die for, while all the other girls slept. I then squirted a little astroglide on her cute tummy and she rode me like a cowgirl in heat. I kept putting my finger to my lips so she would not wake up the other girls, which gave her the giggles. I love a girl who giggles while I come. To my knowledge, none of the other girls awoke to this horrible display of seeing Cherry Girl ride me to completion.

Cherry girl and I then tip-toed into the shower to wash the cum off.

Tobruk says: "I've read a few TR where guys say don't try to BF different girls from the same bar. Also the girl I met/fell for told me I wasn't allowed to BF other girls, yeah I know I can drop her but I really do care for her"

OK Now I understand. Maybe you are talking about how I barfined different girls each day and avoided the drama.

I assume this is only a problem because you like one girl from the bar and do not want the drama. There are several ways around this problem:

1) Barfine the girl you like WITH another girl. Then you can do two at the same time. I did that a lot.

2) Set the ground rules up front. I have done this countless times with novias in Colombia, and there are no girls on earth more jealous than Colombianas. Just tell them you like to do a bunch of girls, but that will not change your special relationship with her. And make her admit that she does a bunch of guys as well, so it is only fair you be allowed to do a bunch of girls.

3) Don't keep secrets, especially with bar girls. I avoided a lot of drama by simply being honest. That little free blowjob from Joanne got around the bar the next day and Cherry Girl confronted me. She said..."Did Joanne fuck you for free." I said..."No, she gave me a blow job for free...what is wrong with that? If a cute girl offers to suck my dick for free, am I supposed to say no??? Come on!" She then said she was OK with it.

Listen, you gotta set the ground rules. They do not want to lose you, trust me on this.

rm

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Tobruk

I would really like to know how you where able to BF more than 1 girl from the same bar

Yes, in the PI, the women can be rather... possessive. Much like Radioman, the way I fixed it was barfining multiples my first trip. Then I would barhop with the girls and do my interviewing with the pair there and interracting with the new target(s) in a VERY grabASStic way. So, the next time I went to those bars they knew I was a butterfly. This will do two things for you:

1. Identifies you as a butterfly/party/grabass guy and

2. Any that came within arms reach were game and they knew it from my previous visits to that bar.

They already knew what I was like so if they were willing to put up with all parts of my body going everywhere (I mean ALL parts and I REALLY mean everywhere) for a drink ticket and possible barfine then they'd loiter near me. If they didn't like me because I was "malibog" then they've done me a favor by staying the fuck outta my way Only takes an evening of molestings to send word through the bamboo telegraph that a new pervert is occupying Pields Ave...

Once I barfined 3 girls and wandered into Nero's. I had them drunk, half naked and dancing in the corner - eventually fucking one of them for a little while as the girls on stage watched. The NEXT time I walked in it was pretty obvious who was willing to come near me and mostly it was the pieces of trash that I really really REALLY enjoy spending quality time on. A few defining moments like that and you're good for years to cum I could probably walk into most Pields bars and be remembered for my escapades and I've not stepped foot in that country for over 2 years...

E

Sorry - just saw this statement:

the girl I met/fell for told me I wasn't allowed to BF other girls

This has been bandied about the site more then a few times but it's worth mentioning again: it's all about who's vacation it is.

Did she pay for your flight? Hotel? Taxis? Perhaps the barfines came outta her own pocket...? If ANY of those answers are NO then it's worth looking at what you did - turned all the power over to her.

I'm sure she was charming, witty, gorgeous, great fun to be around and probably fucked you silly. However, you need to recognize they ALL have those characteristics in varying quantities. I too had one on my last trip to the PI: cute, funny, good fuck, bisexual - yeah it was a nice ride. On the second night she demanded that she be the only one I have sex with. You know what she got? Her walking papers. I told her that she didn't pay MY barfine, I paid HERS and she stayed with ME at MY discretion. She immediately backpeddled and was my troublefree t-bird herding my horde of hunnies for the rest of the trip.

Every once in a while some of them will stand by their guns but, honestly, with how easy it is to replace her spot in bed 99.9999999% of the time they'll back down. Frankly, when they try those power plays I normally just boot 'em out and start with a fresh one.

Of all the women in SEA I've never met better bullshitters then Pinays. Call 'em on it and you'll be surprised. Worst case scenario you gotta walk around town a bit to find another bikini clad box to boff. I know it's terrible to have to go from bar to bar suffering through lineup after lineup of dancing girls in undies to find another one but that's just a fate we must accept

E

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I know some of the American softies will read what Epi just wrote and be in shock and would never treat the girls as such. Remember this: Filipino local men treat the girls 10 times more direct than this and it can come with a physical beating. So if you think you are treating them poorly by putting the control in your hands, understand that on your worst day they would consider you soft. Filipinas are sweet but they will size you up if they think you are a pushover and get away with as much as possible. It's a treat for them to be in control as they have zero control in the Filipino world, even when they are the ones with the purse strings. You ought to see broke, drunk Filipino bf's bossing around their hooker gf who happens to make all the money and pay all the bills.

Epi I wished you posted more often. Hell YOU should be the one with your own internet SEA nightlife column. You give the info and advice we all need, even if we don't want to hear it.

Epi,

Ditto what MX said. Great stuff!

EA

Although I we haven't met, based on what I have read on this board I am shocked, shocked, that Epi would act in a VERY grabASStic way! Is nothing sacred?

Epi, thanks for helping me explain the facts of mongering to our friend Tobruk.

Let me just tailgate on what you said for a moment. SET THE GROUND RULES...right up front. If you really like the girl who tries to posess you and you explain it in a nice way that you really came all this way because you love to have fun and screw these girls, and she still puts up an act...you have to throw her out.

Think of the drama down the road if you allow her to get away with that!

rm

Reminds me of my first night ever in AC. The girl I took back out of Bunny Ranch started laying down several rules about what would happen over the course of the night. She was shocked and broke into tears when I replied with "Put your clothes back on, we're going back to the bar. I'm getting another girl."

When she realized I was serious, the shit stopped.

Thanks Epi,RM,Blazers, and Murasaki. I'll give the direct approach a shot in Oct. If you havn't seen a TR from me by Dec, send a search party to the rice fields for me!!

Blazers

Agreed. It really is about getting what you want outta the deal. Too many men travel to the PI and figure they'll meet a girl and win her with kindness. All they end up with is a bitch that doesn't respect them. If you want to have a mangina you're better off staying in America because the merciless bitches HERE are a LOT less mercenary then the merciless bitches in the PI.

The women that have been born/raised in the PI and end up in a bar on Pields Ave are, most likely, the women that come from homes where rape and/or beatings are commonplace. This is the kind of men they've had as examples their whole lives and this is what they respond to. A raised fist is a Filipino sign of affection - almost an aphrodisiac...

MX

If I had YOUR sweet deal I would probably be more likely to contribute on a regular basis. Now I just punch the clock and pray for the next trip to SEA like the rest of the rabble

EA

Glad you liked it. Every once in a while I squirt out a quality post

LAGuy

We've been threatening to meet up for years. I'm certain it'll happen, but recommend we do it before we brush shoulders on our way through the gates of hell

RM

I used to have a few rules when in the PI. I may have forgotten a few details but this was (roughly) what I told the girls staying with me:

1. No smoking in my room or bathroom. You wanna smoke you can smoke my pole - otherwise you're outside in the hallway with a towel and brushing your teeth right afterwards (once again, for the brushing, dick optional)

2. The word "no" is forbidden. The ONLY person allowed to use that word is ME. If you are jealous, upset, feeling spurned, well that's just too bad. If you don't like it go back to sleep in your sweaty shanty with the other 40 girls you share that closet with.

3. The ONLY cell phone allowed on in my room is MINE. (I've taken the battery out of girls phones when required to make a point)

4. If you are in my room you are REQUIRED to be naked at all times. Failure to conform to this WILL get you booted off the island. If your friends come over, and they are cute, they too must conform to this rule. If there other naked women in the room then touching/feeling/licking/kissing may be required.

I know these rules SOUND ludicrous but you'd be amazed how many agreed and then kinda got a kick outta them after a while. Just remember, you GOTTA be the boss or you'll lose your holiday to the whores.

Murasaki

I had something like that happen on my first trip to the PI as well. I went into Black Pearl with Progman and Xkansan and we each walked out with a couple of girls. I got back to my room and the girls started telling me what they would and wouldn't do. I sat on the bed for about 30 seconds staring at them, then started putting my clothes back on and said "let's go see mamasan." I walked them down there and got my barfine back, then found a VERY willing accomplice to degrade for the rest of that evening. I was in Black Pearl almost 3 years later and some of the girls still remembered that incident...

E

A great report. I was going to Phuket, having been once before. I might change my destination to PI. You say 1000 peses, what is that in American. Also is that for short or long time.

Classic epi... nice to hear your voice of reason ;)

Punching a clock tho-- say it ain't so? The beast has been tamed?

Thank You Thank You Thank You - a most entertaining read. Loved this report and the comments by the Vet'z.

\m/

I prefer this exchange rate website for ease of use:

http://www.xe.com/ucc/

1000 pesos is $21.81

I paid 600 short time and 1200 long time at the WOW bar. tipping optional. the girl gets half.

Epi: Loved your ground rules. In fact I think I saw them posted behind my door at the Pacific Breeze so I think they have adopted them. Now if only the waitresses at the restaurant would also be nude all the time, we would be in business.

rm

These Epi commentary and rules is most excellent and should be part of any Mongering 101 intro text.

I particularly like rule 3 and 4 and will implement during my screening.

Thanks E!

EPI,,
does your rules work in Pattaya ? I've tried to implement some of the Rules, at least the cell phone to be turned off when they are in my room,
and most gave me a dirty look, but it did work.
as for being nude at all times I got to start implementing this rule.

THM

My rules work every place I've traveled

E

A fine set of rules they are, Epi. I've used a similar set for years in various locations. The hardest to implement is the cell phone ban in Brazil. Those women are seriously addicted to their phones! Most, though, will turn off the ringer and only check it when going to sleep or while I'm in the shower.

The easiest rule to implement is the no clothes rule. I had a festa with three girls last month, and all three just stripped as soon as they walked in the door. They remained that way until morning. Another girl on the same trip started stripping in the elevator on the way up to my apartment. I find it a bit of a challenge sometimes in Thailand, though, when I get that "me shy" routine. My response is "get over it."

pretty easy-- they don't like the rules = get the fuck out now, here's 20 baht.

BD

Many new hobbyists do not see the need for the rules, but anyone that's been around for a while understands they are as essential as air.

DM

The ol' "my way or the highway" rule indeed.

E

Me, being the GFE weenie that I am, took awhile to groc the true nature of these rules. It was quite enlightening, and oddly enough, when asserting oneself (without being an ASS of course) the GFE actually increased.

I now understand a bit more deeply why when you are a "nice guy", really you are being a passive aggressive piece of shit undeserving of any consideration or affection from the target of your agenda.

Tough lesson learned (and regularly relearned cuz i b a sometimes)

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