So.....here's the review on my surf trip to the Phils. For those of you with short attention span, I would say that probably anything you want is available outside of Manila for $35 (1500 pesos) for an all-nighter, courtesy of your local karaoke bar/dance club. My most spiritual experience cost that plus taxi, plus short-time room..........worth every freakin penny and more.......but I digress.....

Flew in to Manila 9/26; met by Rena at the airport. I'd been using a "Meet Filipinas" website for a couple months and had a roster of possibililities to meet. I've done some of this before, so had a little preview of what might happen........but with Filipinas, you really never know. I try to always travel with Plan A, B C D etc......

Anyway, Rena was nice to hang out with and after the pizza was delivered she helped me recover from the flight in a suitable manner. My last recollection of X months ago was butt-fucking a Vietnamese virgin.......I like Rena better. Good to be back in the saddle. Good sleeper, too. I value these things ....

Met another potential from the website after Rena went to work.....nah....

Couldn't renew my hotel room, so off to Cebu to meet #3. Cute and tight, but obviously disturbed. (I lived with a Romanian for four years, I can spot aberrant psyche a mile away ).

Checked out of my hotel the next day and had some time to kill before the ferry to Siargao Island so went looking for the $5 massage (legit) but my cab driver from hotel said he could line up 4 girls to choose from who would give great massage plus, so why not? Ony 2 showed up at 2 in the afternoon, but Stella was an 18 year old knock-out......checked ID but didn't have my camera . No massage as it turns out, and she used up all her English in the cab.....BUT GREAT shower GREAT head....(and I don't even care about it) and the tightest sweetest pussy attached to the most beautiful girl I can remember. MADE THE WHOLE TRIP WORTHWHILE. Unfortunately, during round 2 she went into a coughing fit and I lost concentration........and then she started crying. Definitely not a seasoned pro, but I still have no regrets............missed my chance to die happy, so I'll just keep plugging. I felt sorry for her, so called the cabby and got her out. If she spoke more English, I would have proposed..........

Took the overnite ferry to Siargao, chilled for a day, surfed Cloud 9 (epic !.....but crowded) and Mona from website came over from Maasin to see me. Turns out she looked 10 years older than her pic, spoke little English and was on her period.........none of which stopped her from fucking like a rabbit, but I hate cleaning up to avoid hotel laundry bills. So, after the first "education".....when it was dark, just fucked her face. Minimal clean-up and just as
tight.......... Mona hung on me for a couple of days (annoying) and asked for 3000 pesos for her fare when I booted her. Having just done the trip, I knew it was about 200 so I gave her 500. I HATE back-end negotiations.......I'm always happy to pay up front.

Lotsa cool Australians and Germans to hang with in Siargao.......did I mention the surf was epic ?

Headed back thru Surigao City; Asian Spirit airline wouldn't take credit card for flight, so they took all my mongering cash for the day. Couldn't cash a traveler's check there or get and advance on my credit cards either or ATM......so was stuck on the sideline watching dancers of varying undress (depending on the sleaziness of venue) who offered the usual wares for the usual $35 a night. Hated to pass it up .......but would have hated more to be stuck in Surigao for letting the little head do the thinking.........

So back to Manila to hang with Rena for a good send-off........only marred when #7 showed up unannounced at my hotel and called up from the lobby. Went down to see what's up......drop dead gorgeous, much better than her pix......but, man, she's gotta work on her timing. Hated to send her off, but I don't want to work that hard when the sure thing is waiting up in my room.

A weird and wonderful odyssey......can't wait for my next trip. Siargao locals said Bali surf is the best....... I'm gonna read up on y'all to see what non-surf pleasures await in the off-hours

Oh......hotels I recommend: Baywatch in Manila $50 for 17th floor bay view room; $64 for the one bedroom suite. Kitchen and everything. WEalk to the Mabini strip. Rena wanted me to take her into one of the hundred bars, but I took her back to the room instead. No sense looking when you can eat .

The Tavern in Surigao City set me back $40 for ocean view room. Food not bad either. At least 3 pussy bars within 5 minute's walk

"Patrick's on the Beach" on Siargao Island was convenient and good service, but too loud for me (roosters and karaoke all night). Matt's Siargao Homestay and Rico's Siargao Inn are more tranquil.......and of course, everyone speaks English and has a Filipina wife and knows the scene.

Jackal

Welcome Jackal.

I like your sense of adventure. I hope you can share some more and work your way up from "meek conscious silent grunt". There are a few of us that meet up in Thai restaurants or Viet coffee houses. It would be interesting to hear from you.

Great report and unique style. Looking forward to your future adventures.

Thanks for the compliments, y'all.

I'm looking forward to my future reports. too......but with work and family I can only get away every 4 to 6 months. Still buying lottery tix......

I'm thinking I should check the LA hometown scene between trips; Koreatown Thai massage, etc.......if anyone wants to hang in LA, let me know.

JKL

Ha ha! You remind me of....me! There are so many things in your report that I indentify with....it's amazing! Great report!

I'm hoping to check out Palawan and surfing in Taytay and other places. It would be nice to spend $10 on a hotel and have nothing to do with my honeyko but watch !00peso DVD's--heh heh! Late Sept. is a crowded time for surf in Siargao, with the contest and the visitors.

Forgot to mention that I was in Siargao til the 9th. Stayed at Cloud 9. Real close to Cloud 9 surf break; $7-10 for non-AC around the corner from the oceanview restaurant, but I took the oceanfront AC rooms--around $25-30. Probably didn't need AC because there was a strong wind at night. Twice a week Barangay discos give you a slice of the island life.

As far as I know, not much of a mongering destination, but if I went there alone--who knows what I could've gotten for a few 100 pesos! Locals were nice, even gave me a 3-some massage, but I was w/ honeyko, so didn't try much hankypanky. Surf was great--like Honolua--except on low tide right on the reef. Later in the day was better, but more people (8 instead of 3-5). Weekends was packed--bodyboarders, kids, and families.