Forward: All money values are in dollars, at a rounded exchange rate of $1:50P. The actual exchange rate at the time was about $1:46.67P so add 7% to the dollar amount specified to get the actual amount in dollars paid.

Part I: Manila
1.
I met my buddy in Manila on his early afternoon arriving flight. It was his first time ever in the Philippines, and my first time exclusively mongering in the Philippines with no other duties to fulfill. He was tired, so we checked into two 3 hour rooms at the SOGO hotel on EDSA, the one located underneath the LRT and MRT stations. I believe the rooms went for about $5 mine and $8 his, but I don’t remember. I took my buddy on a nice walk through some of the squatter and low income residential areas in Pasay, so he could get an idea of the third world lifestyle. He got a kick of the mini-lake puddles on the muddy streets, and the funeral that appeared to be a barangay fiesta at first glance.
2.
On the way back, we walked along EDSA underneath the MRT line towards the LRT on the left hand side, past the Filipino videokes. Although it was just 4 in the afternoon, there were a limited amount of pimps and hoes out. We picked the only 2 good looking ones for $10 each – mine was a 20-ish dark skinned girl from the Visayas, while my buddy opted for a 28-ish lighter skinned slightly thicker chinita. On the way to the hotel, the girls exchanged some words in Tagalog (which I guessed to be something about trying to cover each others ass and leave fast – but since I don’t speak Filipino, I have no idea). We first went to my buddy’s executive suite where the 4 of us shared a 40oz bottle of Red Horse that we bought on the way. Both of us began making out with our ladies, and I took mine to my room.
That’s when the trouble began. My dark skinned angel immediately asked for the cash upfront, which I told her I would not give like that. We argued about 30 seconds, and as a compromise (Filipinos love compromises!) placed the $10 under the glass on the other side of the room. Then more arguing – she didn’t want to take her top off, she didn’t want her breasts touched, then wouldn’t get on top (my favorite starting position). At this point I got mad, and told her to get dressed and get the fuck out. She attempted to touch me in reconciliation, but I acted firm and decisive and placed the money back in my pocket for emphasis. She apologized profusely, so I told her to suck my dick as an apology. She complied, and afterwards to establish a complete resignation on her part, I made her ride me for a good 5 minutes. I was still pissed as hell at her earlier noncooperation (and she still took my hands from her boobs when I touched her), so I threw her on the bed and got on top of her and fucker her harder than I’d ever fucked anyone in my life! As a huge fan of sweet, sensual sex, it was my first time fucking someone in anger, and it was actually pretty fucking hot (even the girl appeared to really enjoy it, cuz she went from a dry cold bitch to a totally wet and moaning sack of pleasure). Made her ride me one last time before shooting it into the condom inside of her. Tried to go for seconds (short time usually implies 2 pops if a Filipino takes a girl), but she was completely uncooperative so I decide, fuck it, im tired of struggling with the bitch. Gave her a $1 tip for improvement of her behavior (for great service from the start my usual tip is $2). Just as she leaves my buddy shows up all disappointed. His girl also turned out uncooperative, and she only gave him a hand job and flew out of his hotel room before mine did!!! Basically while I got my money’s worth in the end, he got screwed in a bad way. I told him, don’t worry, wait till ANGELES!!

Part II. Angeles
1.
After having an inexpensive yet delicious Filipino dinner on the third floor of the mall on same side of EDSA as the SOGO, and brooding over the time wasted with those bitches, we took the LRT to the last stop (Monumento). Our idea was to save time since going north by bus through the evening Manila traffic would take 3 hours or so. However, we just missed the Victory Liner bus across the street from Monumento LRT station, and ended up sitting at the terminal for the next 3 hours waiting for the next one. Finally we got on the 10:30 Baguio bound bus and bought tickets to Dau for about $3 each. The bus was airconditioned (key word for FREEZING), but we were able to sleep for the short 1.5 hour ride. We got off at Dau around midnight and took a trike for $1.40 (normal price $1 we got overcharged) to the hotel across from Hana. It had a swimming pool and aircon/ref/tv rooms for $20. The night was young, and off we went!!
We took a trike to SkyTrax, a local disco. There, I laid my eyes on a very exotic beauty (big mistake). Convinced my friend to help me by macking on her less attractive typical Filipina friend (both gals in their late 20s). The girl I started talking to was a total bitch, and as it turned out, half American. My friend had more luck, dancing with the Filipina, and then later making out with her. 2 hours later he and the girl went back to the hotel (to have fun in the pool then all night of fun in his room, so he tells me), while I told the bitchy friend to go screw herself, and went out walking.
I wish I could say that I scored that night but I didn’t. Although there were plenty of hooker bars around, I got into one of my “Either I fuck for free or I’ll just jerk off” type of moods, and I didn’t want to get back to SkyTrax and see that bitch. I walked all over on foot, and got really drunk at some local bars, before I ended up making out with some girl who (thank god I felt her down!) turned out to be a TRANNY. Now, I see nothing wrong with that morally, I just find male anatomy a NO GO when it comes to sex. So having just kissed what is, for all intents and purposes, a DUDE, I can honestly say that was the worst night of my life. I went back to the hotel completely drunk and depressed (and nauseated from what just had happened), and crashed alone on my bed without even masturbating.
2.
I woke up around 11AM horny and pissed at myself for not taking advantage of all the cheap pussy around (and for having been taken advantage of by a gay!). I had no idea that this day would be the best I’d ever had in my life….
I decided that the best way to atone for the mistake is to correct it, and I immediately grabbed a $1 trike ride to Santos Ave. I walked past the unappealing bars until I came upon some bar whose name escapes me but it looked OK LANG. I went inside and immediately found myself surrounded by 5 girls. One was really pretty and aggressive, the other was not so aggressive and in her mid-20s and somewhat average in looks, the rest were pretty but sort of watching. I almost went for the aggressive one, before I heard the more shy one tell one of the girls in Cebuano (which I understand a little) that she thinks im really hot! Without letting her know that I understood that, I made up my mind that at the end of my beer, she will be the lucky girl. She was really surprised when I picked her for my $10 entertainment (the aggressive girl was already kissing me at this point), and we quickly went upstairs to a room where 2 other (cute!) girls were sleeping. We kicked them out and my girl went downstairs to shower, while I removed my clothes. She came back wet, nice smelling, and horny as hell. We proceeded to fuck like we hadn’t fucked in years. She was everything I’d wanted in a lover – cooperative, aggressive, obedient, and a freak. I believe her orgasm was genuine, and after the first round she held me tight until the second go. The second time around it was really crazy and (I admit it was a big mistake, thank god I tested negative for everything a few weeks later) bareback. I think I emptied my entire sperm bank inside her (wonder if… lol). I think the girl was really not thinking business here (maybe she wanted a white kid?) she was asking me if I want another go after my rest. But my cockblocking friend sent me 6 text messages already to come back and see him, so I decided to pass. I promised I’d be back, thinking to hook her again in the evening. I had no idea life would get only better from here on, and Id never see her again!!
3.
My friend didn’t call me back for nothing. He told me some good news: he spoke to his girl (which by the way was a completely free lay, he didn’t pay her a dime and only bought her a $12 purfume when they were in SM mall right about the time I was banging my Santos girl!), and she said she’d try to hook me up with a different friend of hers. I was skeptical (would it be another bitchy type?), but I told him to tell her Im down 4 it. Treated them both to a Chow King late lunch in gratitude ($4 altogether for 3 people), and after my friend and I bought 2 bottles of wine, 1 bottle of locally made vodka, chips, and cranberry juice (all came out to about $12 each), went back to my room for a nap. Woke up when my friend knocked on the door. “Dude!” he said, “the friend that my girl brought is really hot compared to her, you are such a lucky bastard!” So I struggled to my tired feet, gave my lover a $2 tip, and crawled over to my friend’s room…
4.
She was definitely a hottie. A ripe 22 years old, with no extra fat on her except where needed, and a well shaped butt – she was a looker alright. Add to that a somewhat conservative dressing style and a sweet yet shy smile, and lets just say that I was hoping to get in her pants right away. Of course, these aren’t hookers, and I couldn’t do that just yet. In fact she had this look about her that she wasn’t going to do anything naughty.
My friend and I turned up the volume on a cheesy Filipino music channel on TV (chicks dig it), and began mixing drinks to get our ladies tipsy. They weren’t keen on drinking much, so I took out my deck of cards, and we began playing drinking games. Soon, all of us were wasted, and what followed was a frenzy of picture taking and singing, and I was finally able to get a little close with my beautiful honey, and even got a few kisses from her. We continued drinking and at this point my friend was stripping and his girl was stopping him from going too far. I was really drunk and horny, so I just fell on top of my honey and she responded by grabbing me tight… we began a long drunk make out session right there on the big bed, while my friend and his girl were under the covers apparently removing clothing already (as evidenced by clothing items flying out from underneath). It took my drunk mind about 3 minutes to realize that unless I gather all my will power, we’ll end up in a 4 some situation (with another guy present that’s nasty to me), so I grabbed my girl and pushed her out the door towards my room.
When we got inside it was heaven. After more making out, she happily let me undress her completely, and I was in awe of the heavenly body in front of me. She looked WAY better naked then clothed, and her trimmed pussy was completely drenched. I kissed her all over and licked her to orgasm, before mounting her and screwing her brains out (bareback again, but I don’t have a problem barebacking a non-prostitute). She got on top of me and rode me to finish, but at the last moment I found the courage to pull out and shoot my load all over her belly. I am glad I did: I don’t think she was ready or wanting kids. We collapsed next to each other in bliss…
5.
My friend woke us up with his knocking 3 hours later. He and his girl wanted to go out and expected us to join. I made the mistake of not refusing him, but waking up my girl instead. She woke up with a hang over, still a bit drunk, and I could tell she was pissed at herself for having gone to bed with a complete stranger. She made up some excuse, and instead of going out, went home. She also didn’t reply to my text, which confirms my suspicion that she really was feeling guilty about what happened. I was ditched!!!
The 3 of us went to R&B around 11:30PM, and I was again in a pissed off mood. Do I take whores now? Do I try to get normal girls? Or do I feel happy I scored some beautiful, young, non-whore pussy and just go home and sleep? Either way the drinks at R&B were too expensive for my taste ($4 per mixed drink) so I made up an excuse of being too tired, and went outside. The trike drivers outside pissed me off by jumping on me “Trycicle sir? Want to ride? Where are you going?” so I waved them off and went to the jeepney stop on the corner, unsure of where to go or what to do.
6.
“Where is your companion?” I heard a voice ask me in the dark. A group of young Filipinos was approaching the jeepney stop – 3 dudes and 2 girls. One girl was taller, dark, in her early 20s, and very pretty. The other one looked about 30, short, with a very fit body, a sweet smile, and beautiful Chinese eyes. Actually she looked more Chinese than Filipina, and it was this girl who dared to talk to me first. I told her I didn’t have a babysitter and she laughed. The other girl was her friend, the guys were all her neighbors and cousins.. She invited me to come along, and what the fuck, I agreed.
The 6 of us took a jeepney to a local karaoke. The first round of drinks was paid for by one of her cousins, and I drank mine as well as one of the guys’ drinks (who didn’t want to drink any more.) I returned the favor by treating everyone to a Red Horse ($3.60 total), and fun was had by all. The Chinese girl (who has Chinese blood) turned out to be a magnificent singer, and I quickly found myself falling for her. We were holding hands discreetly under the table, until we got an excuse to leave the table together (to get more 5 peso coins for the karaoke machine). We ended up walking far in search of a place with change, and I treated her and myself to some noodle meat soup called Mami ($1 total). After that, more karaoke, and then SkyTrax dancing till 5AM, then shooting pool, eating chow fun, and more drinking till 7AM. At this point my girl and I are seriously making out!
Took her back to my room on a promise NOT to fuck her. Actually it was pretty funny because the entire Filipino gang came over to my room. No matter what I tried to do to lose them between our destinations, they were keen on keeping her safe. When I finally made it clear to them that she is staying with me, but they better LEAVE, the biggest of the guys (her neighbor) tried to take her with him. I stood between them and told him that she wants to stay (and she didn’t object). He made me promise not to do anything she doesn’t want, I said of course. He wouldn’t leave still (the other friends were outside) so I gently pushed him out and locked the door. WHEW. We were finally alone!
I actually kept my word, and didn’t fuck her (hardest thing I’d ever done). We just made out heavily, got each other off with mutual masturbation. All in all it was still hot, she had a great body, a wonderful personality, and a passion that even the beautiful honey from earlier lacked.
6.
Afterward I walked her home but I didn’t want to say goodbye to her. Instead, I told her my friend and I would be going back to Manila, and asked her if she wanted to join us. She reluctantly agreed (I had to ask her family’s permission which was really weird), and later that day we were back in the SOGO, Manila, where she gave me everything I wanted and she is honestly one of the best lovers I’d ever had. In fact, I still couldn’t say bye to her, and took her to a certain very romantic destination for 3 days, which shall remain unspecified (and is not included in the budget of the title of this post). Best thing about this girl is that it was completely real and free from any payment or “gift” rewards. In fact, I kept trying to stop her from paying because wherever we went, she’d always try to pay with her cash for things like food and taxis (sometimes successfully). Also, the very first night we met, I told her that I hate the concept of marriage, and made it clear that I was not looking for anything permanent. So her being with me had no alternate reason other than genuine affection and mutual love for sex.
As for my friend, his girl had tears in her eyes as he left her back in Angeles. He had a different girl to meet back in Manila, and I suppose it was a close call for him, but he left behind his nonprofessional sweetie.

All in all, I had an amazing time, and I fucked 2 pros for dirt cheap ($10 each, one amazing and multiple times, the other not great and just once) and 2 completely non-pro girls for the cost of drinks and food and transportation only. My friend fucked 1 pro and one nonpro girl, and also didn’t spend much. I know with the hotels, food, and incidentals, I spent less than $150 during these 72 hours.

Jesus, you have to be the cheapest monger in mongering history. You sounded like it was painful for you to even spend money at all. You make some cheap mongers on here look like lavish spenders.

Why Sky Traxx? That is a local Filipino place. Are you Filipino or something?

Pretty interesting read. I am guessing you paid the girls in pisos and not dollars. Any photos?

I nominate Dubmeun4given for monger of the year!

I nominate you for the bagelstein award!

Good report there D. I too can be a bit frugal on my trips. No point spending money like a drunken sailor if you dont have to, is there? I haven't mongered in the PI in a long time, but it was a fave when I was in the Service. Of all the times I have been to LOS, the best sex has been with non-pros. And the most rewarding. It is a bit more work, but pays off in the long run. I do like ho's of course, but that;s a no brainer. Cheers. Mojo

I second that nomination for this line alone:

"and for having been taken advantage of by a gay!"

"She apologized profusely, so I told her to suck my dick as an apology."

Must try that sometime ...

i thought i was cheap great stuff, hey how was kissing a man lol

Dude, great report. Balls to actually fess up to being partially fooled by a tranny. Haven't been there but I could imagine. Residual manners keep us from feeling her snatch first thing, but I may have to rethink this in certain venues.

Ok about the whole tranny thing... honestly, it still gives me the creeps! The worst thing is that its so easy to make such a mistake here... many asian men don't have a profound adams apple, and they also tend to have feminine proportions... From now on, snatch feeling will be my way of saying hello, Crocodile Dundee style!

In relation to Blazers comment, Skytraxx is not a local place IMHO because 1) drink prices are pretty high, 2) most men inside were foreigners, and 3) there was no filipino music playing at any point in time. Its not a pussy club where you can just walk in and a girl will be all over you, but its clearly a pick up place for both pros and non-pros, and I found it to be foreigner friendly.

There is another dance club in Angeles, but the name escapes me... i was told its a more local place, and its not located on "white street" - as the locals refer to fields av./perimeter rd.

I am a white guy btw.

Oh and in terms of paying, just to clarify, the payment for the Manila hoe and santos hoe was 500 pesos each with 50 peso tip for the first, and 100 for the second. I didn't pay anything to the other two, because they were not whores .

I only took photos of the last girl (non-pro), but i won't post them cuz... well, she is a professional woman (meaning, one with a real career that requires a college degree), and i don't want to risk even the minor chance of someone who knows her to see her pics on this website...

nice trip report. Hope my trip although only 2 days in AC will be as eventful. I hate the fact i have family in pinas. Dammit makes mongering that much more difficult.

Yea it would be hillarious to run into your uncle or dad in Niftys....