After returning from my trip to Brazil I was trying to figure out how to tell my friend Hollywood about what I'd been doing. Hollywood and I had been friends forever. We'd seen each other through good times and bad. He's that friend we all have, the guy who's seen us through marriage and divorce, life and death. We'd gone together to the Mustang Ranch years ago (see my first CR story), and he was still single and I thought he might be up for a mongering trip with me. But Hollywood had a few girlfriends he was attending to and limited time.

If you ever saw Hollywood you'd never expect such a playboy. Let's just say he's pleasantly plump. But girls love him because he's loads of fun. Half his girlfriends already have boyfriends, but they like playing with him on the side.

I'd tried hinting on the phone that I was going to Rio, and maybe he'd like to go with me, but he was clueless.

"Denise and I are going to Cancun, we're going to visit some ruins."

Fine, visit your damned ruins, I'll go by myself.

Hollywood lives in Hollywood and is caught up in that lifestyle. I only see him a couple of times a year and I figured when he came home for Christmas I'd tell him.

We sat at dinner and I cautiously broached what I'd been up to in Costa Rica and Brazil. Hollywood listened, eyeing me closely, but saying nothing. Hollywood's a big talker, he can yak up a storm with the best of them. It's when he's silent that he's angry, so I was worried.

After a few minutes I asked, "Are you offended? You're so quiet."

"No, no, I'm just listeneing."

I'm still concerned I've crossed some sort of moral barrier that I didn't know existed and continued on with all of the details I've already written about here. He's still just sitting silently, looking at me, and listening. This isn't normal for him. I keep asking him if it's okay. He keeps insisting I continue.

We exited the restaurant and he suddenly points at me accusingly and yells, "I'm mad at you!"

"What?"

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"I told you I was going to Costa Rica and invited you along, I told you I was going to Rio. But you just kept telling me all the plans you had with your girlfriends."

"That's no excuse, you should have told me!" He was flushed.

"I haven't seen you. This isn't something you talk about over the phone."

"I don't care. When we go, you have to not do any girls for a few days. You have to give me time to catch up".

I knew he was hooked. After that we began planning for Rio. We began joking about different expenses. He said he was considering getting a flat screen television, but that equated to 5 Terma runs, so screw the TV. After that, all money discussions weren't expressed in dollars, but in Terma runs. I've got to get my car repaired, eight Terma runs. I offered to return to Costa Rica, it was closer, and cheaper, plus once in Brazil we'd never go anywhere else. He insisted on Rio.

I sent him BwanaDik's guide to Rio and my story and Jaguar's first story to give him an idea what to expect. He's slobbering at the mouth when I talk to him on the phone.

One night he called me up drunk, he'd been out with some friends, and started yelling, "I'm gonna fuck them, I'm gonna fuck all of them. I'm going fuck their pussies, their mouths, and their asses. I''m going to fuck everything I see. When I get done my dick's going to be just a nub!"

Hollywood had minor surgical procedure and had some minor anesthesia the week before he left, so his friend offered to give him a ride home. On the way back, still in a bit of a groggy fog, he blurted out, "Good thing I'm going to be fucking all next week". His married friend asked him what he was talking about so he explained. Married friend is looking forward to the stories when he gets back.

I did something before I left which surprised even me, I shaved my privates so I would enjoy the girls licking me more. This was as tricky as I thought it would be. First I used my beard trimmer, but it left too much on and I cut myself. Plus, I'm dropping hair all over the floor, there's no good way to do it. I'm already half way done so I don't feel like drawing a bath and doing this properly. So I get a towel and do the proper shave thing standing up. This is scary your first time, each nick made my heart skip a beat, and I recommend doing it about 4-5 days before you go so you have time to heal. While you may have a condom on, those juices are still flowing over you and goodness knows what could enter a cut. In the end I looked like a giant mole rat.

Does anybody have any recommendations on the proper way to shave your privates safely?

I also got to experience what I call 5S, Shaved Scrotum Scratchy Stuble Syndrome. It wasn't too bad, but it was interesting to note that all that hair provides a kind of airconditioning lubricant down there. First, without the hair there are no air pockets, your scrotum is in direct contact with everything and heat quickly piles up. Plus there is no movement, the hair kind of acts as a buffer, but without the buffer it's skin on skin or skin on underwear. Not too comfortable. But I'm glad I did it.

Deeg? Care to jump in here?

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RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFF!!!
There. I think I'm feeling better.

This lad reminds me of someone... why do I suddenly feel like a grandfather, watching as his son brings his son up in the world?

Regarding the SS, I'm noticing the plums burn hotter when blowing ass while seated. No matter how inappropriate for the social setting I'm in, I find myself lifting a cheek versus letting my volcanic gasses sear the underside of my hairless nutsack.

Could I be the only one who's noticed that?

Oh, and will someone PLEASE introduce this yahoo to DubmeUn4given, so he can get his CPL down? JEEsuz

Dongringo:Regarding the SS, I'm noticing the plums burn hotter when blowing ass while seated. No matter how inappropriate for the social setting I'm in, I find myself lifting a cheek versus letting my volcanic gasses sear the underside of my hairless nutsack.

Could I be the only one who's noticed that?

Gawd, I hope so.

Gawd I hope so too.

Go to YouTube and look for "The Story of Sack".

Wow, looking forward to your trip report. Just started reading it now.

As far as advice for trimming though, I use a $15 beard trimmer with and I use a 1 guard. When it comes time for the sack make sure that the guard is in the UP position.

First time I did I cut my self as well, nothing like a tear of flesh out of the ol nut sac.