Theory: Medellin = CBJ
Quest : To go all week getting nuthin but BBBJ

Day 1
My first companion, well... let's just say that I forgot all about my quest when she got outta those clothes and onto the sheets. Three hours and three pops later I STILL forgot to get a hummer. Wild chick. Wetter'n hell and kept telling me to fuck her 'duro'.

Photo: Paisa 01

Tomorrow I will endeavor to work on the quest, when I regain the strenght in my knees.

Day 2
Went to Abby Dos and picked Velaria. Huge, firm natural teeters and an incredible work ethic. She led me through the shower and while towelling off my legs began my BBBJ.

The hourlong session began with 20 minutes of enthusiastic & skilled BBBJ complete with lotsa balllappin and sloppy knobgobblin. She never tired until I told her it was time to fuck.

The 20 minute fuck session included lotsa lusty latina lovin. The way they wriggle those hips while desecrating me with her double d's...

When my last drop filled the resevoir tip, she immediately removed the cumbag, handed me my beer, lit a cigarrette for me and then rolled me over for her exceptional 20 minute massage.

She's a gem - I gave her a 10,000 peso tip after paying the 88,000 peso fee. Pretty good way to spend $46 USD.

Day 3
A local buddy led me to some nondescript massage joint a few blocks from Abby Dos. Cracked open a cold Pilsen and saw this strikingly beautiful latina with huge tits and the classic Spanish look to her. $60,000 pesos for an hour sounded like a good way to blow 30 bucks so we went up to the room.

After nibbling on her nips for a bit, she grabbed my cock in one hand and a condom in the other. Remembering the mission statement for this trip, I simply instructed her “no condom – me lo puedes mamar sin condon.” Jackpot. She dropped the condon and took the BBBJ bus downtown.

Serving up a sensual sloppy slurpy, complete with 80% deepthroat followed for 10 minutes until I sent her south of the border to meet the twins. Another 10 minutes of her running laps from the corona to the twins and back got me ready for the sexo.

I was a good 15 minutes into the session when I decided her pretty smile and incredibly beautiful face was where I wanted to plant my seed. She politely declined, however I insisted, telling it was good for her skin. Let me assure you – she has the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across.

That evening it was off to the strip club San Diego. Another gorgeous Latina found herself a willing participant in my experiment as she delivered an incredible deepthroatin, ballwashin BBBJ. After 20 minutes with no yogurt to lap up, she seemed disappointed when I said it was time for sexo. The stain on the sheet from her excess saliva looked like someone had spilled a cup of water over my package. Never seen such a great effort.

Being very petite with a size zero to 1 waist, her squeezebox was by far the tightest of the trip. You can gauge this yourself by the way. When doing her in doggie, you could see about 3/8” of her panocha coming out with each backthrust. A tired out meatdrawer won’t slide back at all. 3/8” is actually very good. My personal best is a half incher – which took a lotta pryin to get into.

To Be Continued:

Disgusting.

I love this report.


This dude lives the dream.

If it only took this long for Newtohobby to figure out that Irishrover is disgusting, it should be clear Newtohobby ain't new to the hobby.

What writing skill. Although the aliteration is first rate, I would mark the highlight as: "took the bbbj bus downtown."

This paper gets an A!

Pure Filth. I joined this site out of curiosity, to see if I could get a passport and pay a foreign lady for sex. There is no way in hell I would pay for sex in the USA. It's illegal, risky and expensive.

After reading reports like this, I am repulsed, and yet strangely drawn to this hobby. Still I'm afraid if I were to pay a prostitute for 'sexo', I might become as callous and vulgar as the rest of you.

One day I hope to marry and have children, and be able to look my wife and daughter(s) in the eye. I don't know how some of you look yourSELVES in the eye, let alone any decent respectable women.

One thing still haunts me however. Growing up in rural america, our family always had a maid. Reaching puberty with a latin american sleeping in the servant's quarters left me with raging desire to make love to a pretty young latina.

On the fence.
Tormented.
NTH

(Message edited by Newtohobby on October 26, 2007)

damn pussy , dive in , you will be glad you did!

My vote. Newtohobby is a troll. Best not to feed the trolls.

Hey Smitty, U ever gonna deputize me as part of the troll patrol? I think "callous and vulgar" are some of the nicest things anyone has said about us. Although nothing can beat the dude that called us Souless, Vacuous Cretin.

Merl, It is an honor to ride with you in our posse. Youiz no deputy, you b an officer and a gentleman.

Well, am I the "callous" one or the "vulgar" one? Those are rather warm and fuzzy ways to describe us. As for being a "Souless, Vacuous Cretin"... I can only dream and aspire to reach those pinnacles.

I feel the need for some Tiger Cry and Fried Bugs. Are you game?

(Message edited by smitopher on October 26, 2007)

Irishrover, you are absolutely disgusting!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! Quite the babe, that Abydos one.

Irish Rover please stay away from Loutron and my blonde girlfriends. Your local guy knows who I mean. - Hemp

Irishrover-

While your report is stellar, I really loved the photo and what you did to her eyes. Truth!

I'm tormented, too. Tormented that it's still two + weeks until I'll be fucking a dozen or so brasileiras in the ass!

Bwana

Why would anyone join this site to get a PASSPORT? And being called a "soulless vacuous cretin" is a step up for me!

EA

Day 4 Update in Progress:
I cannot accept that I didn't get bald head from that first chica. So i just called her and invited her over. Anything less than 100% uncovered on this trip is simply unacceptable.

Oh... and this weekend is ELECTION weekend, meaning bars and clubs are all closed tonight until Monday when they reopen. FUUUUUCCCCKKKK. I's gonna hafta work Xtra hard to salvage an erection.

Wish Me luck - I'll report back in the a.m.

I'm having trouble with the words "San Diego" and "gorgeous" in the same paragraph. I was not impressed with my trip there in 2005. Has the talent level increased?

Word on the street is that a lot of the talent from FazeDos has migrated over to San Diego.

If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say 15% of the talent there might be up to the "Mitchee Standard of Doability".

Whether or not they would accept his vile unit in their bunda's is another matter entirely.

Day4: SUCCESS
Last night we got a BBBJ from the little chica bonita pictured above, bringing my trip-to-date uncovered blowjob success rate to 100%.

Also, the CPL index trip-to-date:
5 Sessions totalling $326 divided by 8 loads = $40.75/load

I gotta run - time to start working on today's targets.

To be continued

40.75 per load LOL I havent had the chance to go on any trips lately due to the mortgage industry falling apart, but reports like this are great to read and puts a big smile on my face. Thank You and keep up with 100% on the bbbj quest.

Day 5: ABORT MISSION
Since all bars and strip clubs are closed today for national election day, I called over to Lutron to see if they were open. Thank GOD for private clubs that will still serve alcohol when the rest of town is shut down.

For those who haven't been there, Lutron is a private country club. Elevation is 6000', which is about 1200 feet higher than Poblado Medellin. After two sessions there, I know how the Miami Dolphins feel when they play at Denver. Someone should suggest an oxygen bottle between rounds.

Batting 8 for 8 times with an uncovered bat, I was feeling goooood as I strided into Lutron. Their lineup was reallllly hot. If you're into model quality faces and bodies, you'd be happy at Lutron.

Once in the ring, my first opponent said 'NO' to my request for head without cover. I made such an ordeal about it that she grabbed some heat sensitive flavored lube to season the grapes for what I THOUGHT was gonna be a BBBJ!! After dutifully lapping all the grapejuice from the nads, she began moving north - still uncovered - until she got about an eigth of an inch from the pisspipe where she spent several minutes giving me the most erotic partial hummer imaginable.

Lemme tell ya why it was so erotic

She began the session with Egyptian/Medieval music playing. For the entire hour she bellydanced all over me, never taking her incredible eyes offa me. This gringo's been around the block and NEVER met anyone as erotic as this chica.

Photo: Angelica - Lutron 02

Forgive the image quality - I was using natural light from a stained glass window (as the monks chanted in the background). But I digress. Sadly, like our former president, she never inhaled - until finally putting one of my ultrathins on with her mouth.

To her credit, the hummer was top notch, and was followed by her climbing onboard where she rode the pony to a little place I like to call Otown.

When she finished, I laid her down and as I donned a rubber better suited for galloping I noticed the first rubber was all sticky. This chicks the real seducer is all I hafta say.

Photo: Angelica - Lutron 03

Gotta say I love the tattoo of herself on her waist.

With nothing better to do, I ordered dinner and had a few beers with some other patrons before spreading the wings of this next angel

Photo: Angelica - Lutron 04

Angelica. Model Face. Model body. Walks like a model, talks like a model and is as real as the girl next door. The tits are real and to die for, though I couldn't a picture of them

Photo: Angelica - Lutron 05

Sadly, I couldn't get an uncovered BJ from her either, although once again I had NOTHING to complain about. Rather than admit defeat, I invited her back to my place. She's supposed to be here any minute.

If the gods choose to bestow their favors upon my shlong, I'll have good news about another BBBJ in the next report

Wow. That's a body to die for! Well done! What's the address of the first place you mentioned, close by to Abydos?

Irishrover when I was at Loutron I had a beautiful Little Blond with a body and face to die for. (Ask your local buddy). She also wanted to use the rain coat but being my persistent self I WON! - The Blondes who manage the place "What I wouldn't Give!" Oh yeah by the way only you could get a Root Canal watching Playboy movies (I'm still laughing over that one)Have fun on your trip. Tell your local buddy I said hello. - Hemp

Great report. Columbia is on my to do list. mojo.

Tsk, Tsk, Tsk: Send a boy to do a mans job. "Body to die for's tits!"

Photo: Body To Die For Tits

Now, those are some in-your-face mammary glands!

great report. sounds like you got a great run for the buck !!!!

Back home now and wishin I could still have some o' dat pretty little latina lovin. I still gots a warm glow about me from all of the chicas bonitas that kept me warm in Medellin.

Can't believe Sandman got the pics of the pecs on that putaaa. YOU SUCK although you're actually a pretty decent photographer

Wishin I could still have some o' dat pretty little latina lovin right about now

I'll send your regards today when I see her....LOL!