(Please excuse my bad English usage - this is not my native language.)

#1 Free sex in Thailand - quite possible.

It happened in Pattaya last November. I was walking near Marine Disco which was just closed - the time was around 2 a.m. My friend was lost and some girls who told earlier thet they will waiting for me, were lost, too. I was a little drunk and I realized almoust to get a taxi and drive back to my hotel. Suddenly I noticed a girl with a rose in her hand. I smiled to her. She came to me, we chatted. She told that her roommate has just been picked up by a farang, and she has no place to spend the night now. Whatta problem! We got a taxi and drove up to my hotel in Jomtien. She paid for the ride. In the hotel desk there was accidentically nobody, and I saved a 500 baht for an extra visitor. We came up to my room, having shower and a good sex, and sleep. In the morning I had to leave to Bangkok. Actually, this was the last night for me in Thailand. The girl asked if she can stay in my room after my leaving for more sleep. Of course I agreed. She did not ask anything more. (I can only imagine the situation when the room-maids discovered in an emty room a sleeping girl, not registered in the desktop even.)

#2 Asking money for nothing - possible in Thailand, too.

It was in Phuket last February. I was sitting around a great disco in Patong, having beer etc. Some girl came up and sit down near me, we chatted. She told that she is involved with a farang (form Norway? I can't remember), and they have (or planning to buy) some bar in Phuket, or something. For me it was quite interesting to chat with a rich Thai lady. Or it seems to me so. Actually, she was in Patong for visiting her friends. She told how her friends (girls) are going out with farang people for the money. She never did so, although her friends have been suggested to her this. It was late night and we went to my hotel. We had a sleep together in my bed and we had no sex. She did not undress even. On the next morning we went to her friends' place. It was a cheap hostel. There were some girls and guys. We chatted, had some beers. When they played cards, I had a sleep. On the evening we got a motobike taxi and get to the town centre again. I asked her to help me. I had a trouble with some taylor. She came up to the taylor's shop, but during a hour-and-half negation I solved the problem by myself. I thanked her and when saying goodbye, she suddenly asked me money. One thousand baht. What for, I asked. I spent the night with you, she replied. But nothing happened, I explained. It does not matter, she said. You might to. She was very disappointed when I refused and said good luck.

#3 Not happy - no money.

It is not only in Eden Club, where, as I heard, they guarantee money back if you're not satisfied. It happened in Soi Cowboy last November. I picked up a girl in a gogo bar with my friend. Together with the girl we finded another girl for my friend, and we went to short time hotel. We had a pretty good sex. (Meanwhile, it is not true if anybody says that Thai girls are working only for money. That girl wanted to be very satisfied and in some moment I was very suprised when suddenly discovered that I am in the situation making her good feeling, not she for me. She wanted very much to get orgasm.) I gave the girl some 500 baht, and while leaving, met my friend with his girl outside. She was upset. My friend told me that he refused to pay because of he had no satisfaction. Actually, it seems that they had certain sort of sex, but as the girl was not quite attractive for him, he did not come. I tried to explain to his girl, that my friend is not happy. And this is because he don't have to pay her. She was almost in tears, but finally agreed. Sadly, of course.

#4 Girl calls security

I used to pay for short time 500 baht in Bangkok. In Pattaya, having sex with a gogo girl I gave her again 500 baht. She was very upset and told me that this is not enough and I might to gave her 1000. I refused. We went outside, arguing. She asked me to go inside the gogo bar and meet the mama-san. I refused again. Then she called a girls nearby and they took out a security man indeed. It seems to me ridiculous. I was surrounded by the girl holding my hand, the another gogo girls and a small guy called security man. I told to him patiently that evertything is OK, that I paid to the girl 500 baht and that's enough. He tried to explain me that this is not enough. It was really strange situation. As everybody knows, there is no prostitution in Thailand, officially. And now, somebody insists me to pay more than expected! How did I solve the situation? When the girl accidentically left my hand, I said patiently 'I am really very sorry', and walked away. Nothing else happened.