By Bigpoppa on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 - 03:18 pm: Edit |
I don’t want anyone to think, with a title like this one thaw I’m bragging about being the most prolific pussy hunter in SEA. I’m definitely not. The idea is more an attempt to explain, why Pattaya fans keep coming back. While I do like to see someplace new when I can, I always seem to come back to Pattaya. Even though I’ve been through dozens of women there, I simply cannot get enough or too much of that place.
Being in Pattaya is much more fun than writing about it so this chapter will be brief. I don’t’ know if I was still rattled by the news of the plane crash or in a hurry to maximize my reduced time left in Pattaya, but I got in a hurry leaving the plane and left my camera vest under the seat in front of me and didn’t realize it until I was on the shuttle bus into the airport.
It gets worse. The Air Asia rep radioed out to the crew and they reported back that it wasn’t there. That really seemed suspicious to me since it was all of 10 minutes ago. I left my name email and cell number with another rep and informed her that I would be filing a police report. In my gut I thought they either didn’t look too hard or worse stole my camera, 2 lenses, flash and ipod. I wanted the airline to be sure that I wasn’t going to just chalk it up to a mistake and walk away which is what the first 2 reps seemed to be hinting at.
The tourist police in their office behaved just like BGs while preparing my report without the sexual suggestions, but all the tom foolery and not displaying the decorum most of us would expect during police business. Actually they were like liaisons; there was only one real cop in the office who was more professionally behaved but beyond direct access. Not being new to Thailand I wasn’t too surprised by this and remained calm and just made sure that all the details were recorded properly and they were, and the process was pretty quick. If this were the States or Europe I would have been there for hours, but then again I probably wouldn’t have to bring the cops into it at all.
Well I can say that the upper echelons of Air Asia redeemed their airline. Just after I got off the moto taxi from the bus station, my cell phone rang and I learned that my photo gear was found and waiting for me at lost and found.
With my mood much improved, I checked into my sea view room at Baboona and prepared to head out with my pal, whom I’ll dub Fraiser, for some fun in the go gos.
While at What’s Up, certainly my favorite go go in town, I felt like I had returned home. Why did I ever leave? The utter convenience of being able to reach out and grope a soaped up naked chick or two in the tub for the price of a beer, made me realize that while not as cheap as AC, Pattaya is very innovative and it just keeps getting better. No, 3 nights would not be enough. I would visit a travel agent the next day and extend my stay for 2 more days; the most my schedule would permit ……………the hell with the cost.
Like I said more fun to experience then read or write about, so I’ll just cut to the chase:
I met up with Gurrock1 on soi 6 and took this one back for ST. BTW, good to meet you, sorry we didn’t hang out more, but I expect we’ll cross paths again. Also, I enjoyed our discussion about careers and choices and what side of the fence the grass flourishes on. Seriously I took something away from that.
Photos: Soi 6 34 35
FL from Insomnia, a great place BTW. I could have done better if I wasn’t lazy as the place was packed with meat. I truly think Pattaya’s FL scene can compete head on with the go gos. More variety than any go go and no bar fines, LDs etc.
Photos: Insomnia FL 36 37
A beer bar employee
Photos: Beer Bar Employee 38 39
Nong and Noi from Beach Club. Fraiser and I had a mini orgy with them. Nong was hot and things went about as well as anyone could expect, but in retrospect taking Nong solo would have probably imparted her with a better attitude. Mai pen lai.
Photos: Beach Club Ning & Noi 40 41 42 43
May. She is one of my greatest hits from 2 years ago. I was very fortunate to run into her again although it’s a little depressing to see that she’s fully stuck in the scene now. Some of these girls could really end up rich if they wouldn’t spend all their cash away as soon as they make it, while they still can make it easily. Well, c’est la vie.
Photos: May 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51
I spent my last night at Sabai Lodge and have decided that this is my hotel from now on. I’ve been to several different hotels, and really nothing compares in terms of price and value. Sure Baboona is a nice room, but that thrill fades quickly and there are no other facilities to enjoy really.
As I was walking May out, she wanted to see the pool and I suggested she get her bathing suit and come back to join me. Fraiser called and wanted to hang out on soi 6 but I begged off. I didn’t want to take gambles this close to leaving when May was coming back.
As I sat in the deck chair, waiting, the post trip melancholy started settling in. I saw a lone butterfly flying over the pool. What an appropriate symbol I thought. With this I went upstairs and packed so I wouldn’t have to cut anything short for it later.
May came back within an hour from when she left, and I had so much fun playing with her in the pool. We retreated upstairs and after we awoke she left, but I had a good 45 minutes before my ride showed up. I think I was out of that room within 30 seconds of her leaving as I could feel the melancholy creeping back. No way was I going to let myself get bummed out. In the lobby I checked out and waited for my ride enjoying my favorite Thai dish, fried pork with basil and chilies over steamed rice. Damn, writing this just makes me home sick.
Photo: May 52
By Bigpoppa on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 - 03:56 pm: Edit |
I left one pic out, Beer bar employee 3
Photo: Beer Bar Employee 53
By Blazers on Thursday, November 01, 2007 - 11:57 am: Edit |
The blonde playing pool is a hottie. How much did you pay for your room?
By Bigpoppa on Thursday, November 01, 2007 - 03:44 pm: Edit |
Blazers thanks. My room at Baboona was 1400. I booked through the link below as they got my money back from a hotel once when said hotel attempted to enforce a 1000 baht joiner fee.
The last 2 photos of May were taken at Sabai Lodge which has several pools and rooms for all budgets. Better value in my opinion.
http://www.r24.org/hotels.thaivisa.com/pattaya/baboona/reservation/
By Malimike on Saturday, November 03, 2007 - 08:14 am: Edit |
Boy, that room at Baboona sure looks familiar. . .hmmmm. Good report as always. I know what you mean about post-Thailand blues. Worst disease known to mongers.
By Bigpoppa on Saturday, November 03, 2007 - 05:08 pm: Edit |
Yeah thanks for leaving the sheets clean, I beleive Blumpy will be in them next
By Iamjojo on Sunday, November 11, 2007 - 01:05 pm: Edit |
Damn. I misss pattaya.. Got back about a month ago. My next trip is on apirl or may.. lol my BG had the same tat on her stomach but with some red on the around the circle...
By Bigpoppa on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 07:03 am: Edit |
That's funny. It was probably from the same tattoo shop as well. I wish that trend didn't start because most of these girls have terrible tats (I don't think hers are too bad), too many or both.
By Bowler on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 - 05:17 am: Edit |
The blonde girl gave me PPPS (post pattaya pussy syndrome) Last time Pattaya was so fucken good I thought maybe I shouldn't go back because it was so fucken hard to leave. Blonde girl hot. My body type too.
Now about the butterfly picture. Awsome. It can be a picture you can post on your office wall and get lost in. Anyone who has enjoyed a seat on the beach or a pool with a hot Thai Girl can't help but smile when they see a picture like that.
By Bigpoppa on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 - 02:23 pm: Edit |
Yup. I was wondering if you had to be there to get the significance of the butterfly. Maybe you just had to have been in Thailand with a teerak by the pool at some point before.
By Twoweekslate on Thursday, May 01, 2008 - 09:02 pm: Edit |
i think i have this thing you're talking about. that Pattaya bug. all i think of is... last week i was in Pattaya and i was with this girl at this time, then that one. after i left Bangkok i didn't want to go back because 4 days in Pattaya was not enough! i spent everything i had to get my trips worth! i would go bankrupt if i stayed any longer! good thing i was on a schedule! but ahh! i need to go back soon! very soon! great report!