I just completed my shopping expedition and I'm simply amazed. Being the true genius I am (sarcasm for those who didn't recognize it), I forgot to pack black dress shoes, and I brought a great belt that goes well with jeans, go figure, it doesn't exactly work with slacks, muy tonto. So, I needed to do a little clothes shopping. The guys at the front desk were very helpful arranging a taxi for me, while also explaining to the driver what I needed to buy. While I was waiting for the taxi, I explained to the desk clerks I was having trouble connecting to the internet in my room, and Don Pablo offered to help after my return. The taxi driver arrived and off we go to Ave. Santa Fe for some shopping. I know this is off topic, but where else in the world would a taxi driver that you've never met, not only takes you shopping and points out the better stores, but he then parks his taxi in a garage and goes with you to help you bargain for exactly the right size and item you want. Answer: nowhere I've ever been. This little expedition took well over an hour, and included the above items and a sport coat I spotted in one of the men's stores. Cost of the jacket - 113 pesos tailoring included, nice dress shoes - 79 pesos, belts - 27 pesos. That's a grand total of under $60 US for a suit jacket, dress shoes, two nice belts, and I had a personal negotiating agent that doubled as a taxi driver. Taxi fare was under 15 pesos, but as usual, I gave a nice tip.
It is now just past noon on day 3.
The guys at the front desk tried to help me establish a connection for my laptop, but at the time I'm writing this, still no luck. I'll hit an internet café later. After dinner and relaxing in the room a bit, my plan was to go to Solid Gold, Playwoman, Hook, then Ness and Catoo's. I made it as far as Playwoman, I'm really very weak when it comes to beautiful women. I got there a little after 11 pm, and when I arrived there were probably 30 chicas, mostly 5's and 6's, with a few 7's, and only a half dozen or so customers. At Playwoman, I was greeted by the doorman who spoke excellent English. When I told him that this was my first time at the club, he patiently explained the rules about drink prices etc… I chose a table just past the bar and stage, and was very pleased with my waitress. I didn't catch her name, but she is very tall, with sandy blonde hair, I'd guess around 19 or 20 years old, and easily (imho) the most beautiful girl I saw there. She did a lot of dancing in between taking orders, and if I had my wish, I would have taken her home with me. However, she was not on the menu, so I ordered a scotch and soda and she brought the bottle of scotch, a bottle of club soda, and a glass with ice, and then mixed the drink at my table. I wonder if that method of serving a mixed drink is normal in this city, or if it is unique to this club. Anyway, others have made it clear that the girls will not approach you in the clubs in BA, but that was not my experience last night. I tried to avoid making any serious eye contact so I could get a good look at all the ladies present, but within 5 minutes a cute little blonde, Andrea, had sat down without being invited, and basically glued herself to my side. I'll give the girl an A for effort, because before she joined me, she had been dancing all around me trying to get my attention even when I thought I avoided looking at her directly. Regardless, she was very sweet and cute, 24 years old, and completely natural. She was very proud of the fact that she is a natural blonde with "no plastic" as she put it. I will say she has a very nice rack, but that is not the most important feature for me. I like long legs, and a tiny waist. Andrea has a nice figure, but her ass is a little large for my taste. She was so cute and bubbly, that I bought her a couple drinks, and talked with her for quite awhile even though I had no intention of taking her out of the club. She really did her best to convince me to take her out, constantly massaging my neck and leg, and leaning in very close to my ear every time she spoke. I may give her a chance some other night, but last night she was not what I was looking for. I finally got her to leave me alone when I told her I would prefer to stand at the bar to watch the stage show. While there, I spotted what looked to me in the dim light to be a 20 something brunette with a very nice shape and very pretty face. My waitress got the girl's attention for me, and Karina joined me for a drink. Up close in that light she still looked good, so I decided she would be my evening's entertainment. We agreed on 200 pesos for a short session, and left the club. I tipped the doorman 10 pesos, which I believe is customary here. Well… back at the hotel in good light, Karina was not what I consider a good find. I swear to you I only had two drinks, and barely felt the effects, but she is 29, not 21 or 22 like I thought, pretty, but far from beautiful. I will share almost none of the details of my session with her, because it was just slightly better than mediocre. When she took off her clothes, I saw she was wearing panty hose that made her figure look better than it actually is. She had horrendous stretch marks on her stomach, so I immediately extinguished all light sources. I will say she was a very good kisser, and was super enthusiastic during the bbbj to completion. I completed round 2, and took her down to the street to get a taxi. All in all, my first trip to Playwoman was not as good as it should have been, and I take the blame. Tonight, I will stick to water or a soft drink.
Karina: 29 years old, shoulder length brunette.
Face: 5 - pretty but not close to a stunner
Body: 3 enough said
Attitude: 7
Skills: 6
GFE: 6
Overall Experience: 5, I'm being kind, but she is a very nice girl, just not what I came to BA for.
I hit the sack around 5 am, exhausted as usual.
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