By Frogman on Friday, November 02, 2007 - 05:53 pm: Edit |
The next day we did our standard eating at Kilograma before beginning our Terma run. By this point we'd come up with a Terma Run list of things to bring so we wouldn't forget anything. A couple of time's we'd have to return to the room due to stupid stunts like forgetting condoms. Here's the list.
Terma list
1) Vitamin C (Cialis)
2) Condoms
3) Money
4) Chocolates
5) Earplugs
6) Snacks - Terma food is horrible
7) Camera
As we're getting ready to go suddenly Hollywood says, "I think I'm going to be sick." And sure enough he was. It knocked him out for the day It was a particularly grey looking piece of stuffed bell pepper we believe. Even though I love the place I notice the food is sitting out a long time very poorly heated. I particularly avoid the sushi in the afternoon.
I used to think I was so smart picking the cooler fresher pieces from the middle, so did most people. Then I saw them take a salmon shush platter away one time, take all the older pieces from the outside, move them to the hole in the center, and then populate the outside with the fresher pieces. Outsmarted by the sush chef at Kilograma. Lesson learned.
So instead of a Terma run we spent more time walking along the beach. As we approached a particularly nice set of bunda's I commented, “You know, a week ago looking at any of these women wearing these thongs on the beach would have sent me into paroxysms of horny desires. Now, after sitting in a Terma every day it seems the status quo”
Hollywood stopped and leaned over pointing at me for emphasis, “That is so wrong!", he shouted, "That is so wrong on so many levels!” But he knew I was right. Jaded Fuckness works on many levels as well.
The next day we decided to go to Centarus. I knew the critques of the place, but I wanted to see for myself. As it turned out all the critiques were true, but I didn't care, I was exploring. The place did seem to be filled with younger, skinnier girls, and they did charge more. We sat in a corner and were soon joined by an older girl with large tits named "Sue Ellen". She said it was her fantasy name she got from "Dallas".
This woman was amazing. Unlike any I'd met in Brazil. It's not like she was a hooker with a heart of gold, she was a hooker with a brain of gold. She was fluent in English and had been married to a European who drank too much so she divorced him and moved home. Her dad died and the family suddenly found he hadn't paid any rent for a year and they were deep in debt. She knew what she was doing and why she was doing it. She'd chosen Centarus because it was the highest quality Terma. They got tested regularly for STD's and the owner treated them fairly. She could easily have made more money solo but thought it was too dangerous. Once the debts were paid off she'd go do something else.
She tried to kiss me, but I moved away because I'd seen something funny on her lip. It turned out to be a trick of the light. Another girl had come over and scoped on Hollywood. After a few minutes Hollywood got up to go for a pee. A little later she asked me where he went.
"For a pee" I responded casually.
She got a look on her face and bolted out of the room. What was that about? As it turned out she was hunting him down like a small animal and he came back in with her in tow. He'd been trying to shake her. Oh, sorry buddy. He stood up for himself and shoed her away later. Hollywood was growing up, moving from Novice to Beginner Second Class before my eyes. I was so proud!
Hollywood hooked up with Sue Ellen and I was kicking myself for backing off from her. But the Code of the Monger must not be violated.
Code #1: If you chose a girl she's off limits to other Mongers.
Code #2: If you reject a girl, she's fair game for other Mongers.
Another girl, Gisele, a freind of Sue Ellen's came over and sat with us. She was more of a spark plug with a nice body. And she did a pole dance for us. I really got the impressing she like the Terma scene. She liked feeling sexy.
At one point Hollywood suggested we borrow $1 million and open our own Terma.
"No", Sue Ellen said, "It will cost $8 million. And that is just the beginning for the facility. The more important thing is to know who you have to payoff and how much. You've got the local Police, the Federal Police, local politicians..." Damn that girl was smart.
Finally after a couple of hours of making out with Sue Ellen, Hollywood stands up and says, "We're going upstairs".
"No you idiot!", I said, "Once you're done she won't talk to us anymore. She'll need to move on."
Sue Ellen noted matter of factly that I was right. Hollywood sat down for about another 20 minutes, but then he couldn't resist any longer and took her upstairs. I went up with Gisele.
Gisele was good, but something Sue Ellen had mentioned, her sense of humor came out once the deed was done. She pulled out her cell phone and started showing me some of her favorite videos. The best one was a female skeleton on her knees giving a male skeleton head. He gets over excited, grabs her head, and starts pounding. Suddenly her skeleton body crumbles leaving him just holding her skull in his hands. He looks left, looks right, and continues on just using her skull. After all, that's all he needed anyway. Too bad we couldn't communicate better, she was my type.
In the steam room I recognized a guy named Fireman who was sitting in the seat in front of me on the flight down from the U.S. I had pegged him as a possible monger right off the bat. I have a whole new view on the world now, I can pick them out on the flights now. He said he was down there with his friends from South Carolina. He and his 6 buddies had all come down here together.
Six buddies? My buddies never invited me on a mongering trip. I gotta get new friends.
Back in the disco I did notice a stunner, but everytime she walked in the room a guy would scoop her up before she was three steps in the door. Sue Ellen and Gisele couldn't find any other customers so they came over and spent the rest of the evening with us. At one point a good song came on and Gisele got up and began dancing a little with Sue Ellen then she balled her fists at her waist, smiled and pumped them a couple of times while thrusting her hips, the universal sign for fucking.
What? You're still horny? I didn't satisfy all your needs? You must be joking around.
I asked Hollywood about his time with Sue Ellen.
"I came like a 13 year old. I was on my back and then she screwcorked down on me and phllbt! But it's okay, she got me up again and we had a second round"
"You mean to tell me you got off twice in one session? And you're complaining? I can't get off twice in a session! Two hours maybe, but dang, I'm jealous"
We acutally tipped Sue Ellen and Gisele, it was quite a memorable evening. As we were paying up for the night I met one of the friends of Fireman, he said they were taking 10 girls out after the close. Wait a minute dude, you've got 7 guys and 10 girls and you're not inviting me? Where's that southern hospitality I've heard so much about?