Sand to the Beach

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By smitopher on Sunday, November 11, 2007 - 06:06 pm:  Edit

Okay, I can already hear the vets groaning. “He did it again”.

Yup, I did. When I brought Tequila Girl to Boracay, which at least is a BYO Bar Girl venue, I was covering my action requirements. Cebu has its own scene although I had read that Cebu was the same as Manila in terms of price and service.

So, I had such a good time with my EDSA girl and I was worried that Cebu would be a bust, I asked her to join me. Logistically, it was impractical for her to join me on my flight so she was to follow the next day. It was a fortuitous circumstance that she did not go with my on the same day. It saved me from paying her bar fine. When the girls returns to work the next day after a bar fine, she does not face any penalties for skipping a few days of work.

I am using Cebu Pacific Airlines, a good and cheap way to get around the PI, IF you can buy you tickets online and don’t have to make any changes. As soon as you get away from that, they are a PITA. It was an ordeal getting all the changes made that I needed. Lesson learned.

So anyway, Cebu City has a small bar scene and “apartments” (same as a Manila Casa). My first night, I was unfettered so I checked out the bar scene. The first stop (and last as it were) was at the Lone Star Bar. The girls were beautiful enough, plenty nasty and fun. The all in price was 2650 pesos for “all night”. Right, anytime you pay upfront, all night is a very flexible term. I could have insisted that she stay but I hate that kind of crap. She was a very talented “Karoke Singer” and held my “mike” with skill and sang the song ALL the way to the end without needing any suggestion or instruction. Good enough.

So now I’m beginning to regret my bringing sand to the beach. I head to the airport the next day to pick up EDSA girl. We meet, head back to the hotel and pick up where we left off. Great stuff. I’m feeling better and get another stupid idea. I book a night at a fancy beach resort . Beach front Royal Bungalow. Fuck the already free and perfectly adequate Marriott that I’m staying at (at least for one night). It was wonderful. Romantic. Sex filled. EDSA girl was just PERFECT. Booked an “Island hopping” boat ride, went snorkeling. Alfresco dining.

A FUCKLOAD of money but I LUVED IT.

But I am a butterfly. I wanted to get another taste of Cebu action so I sent EDSA girl home a day early. I think she was not expecting any payment. I gave her 4000 pisos for 2 nights. It was awkward.

One last night in Cebu. I hit all the Mango Ave. bars. I pick a girl that turns out to be something of a manipulator but I get my needs taken care of without contributing to the sick water buffalo fund.

Next day I’m off to Clark and Angeles City. I get checked in and boarded, always a chaotic exercise in the PI. Flight is one third full so LOTS of room. There is this cute girl sitting in the row in front and we spend the next hour making eye contact. I try and start some conversation but it is kind of awkward. When we exit at Clark, she is walking very slow and I easily catch up and we start a conversation. She is a University student and I ask her if she would like to have dinner with me the next day and she very much does. We exchange cell phone numbers and I catch my waiting ride to the Pacific Breeze.

Coming up,
There are no Non-Pros and I have Menstration
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(Message edited by smitopher on November 11, 2007)

By Tujunga on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 01:15 pm:  Edit

As George Thorogood once put it, "Ev'rybody funny - now you funny too."


(And you know I mean that in only the nicest possible sense.)

You shoulda been a sociologist.

(And you know I mean that in only the nicest possible sense.)


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