Went to St. Marteen on business (06/2002) and just overnight so did not have much time to look around. I rented a car (this is a must in this island and it's much cheaper than a taxi) and took an island tour to get myself acquainted with the road during the daytime. By 7 pm I went down to the hotel bar and talked to the bar tender about the different places for adult entertainment available in the island. The people here are very friendly and with a small tip will be more than happy to assist you.

He said that Casablanca was a place for locals and that a tourist should not go alone. Apparently things have gotten kind of dangerous and crime has gone up. Since I was alone I discarded this alternative. He also informed me that in the Le Petite Chateau girls were not that good looking and mostly dark skinned witch is not my taste. This place was also discarded. He did not recommend the Defiance Hill Hotel or a club called Cats either so that left me with two alternatives.

The Seaman's Club and The Platinum Room. Since the Seaman's Club opens at 7 pm I decided to start my tour there. I went in and saw around 15 girls. Mostly 7-8's but there were around 3 that could be 8.5-9's. obviously set my sights for those 3. Most of the girls here are from Columbia so the fact that I knew Spanish was a big plus. As soon as you sit in the bar a girl will approach you. She will attempt to start a conversation and will offer her services. Hey guys, be polite even if you do not like her. These girls have a very tough job! Anyway after politely turning down several offers I called over a girl who to me was the best looking girl there. She was a petite blond girl with beautiful brown eyes. She had a very nice body with great C size breast. She was the kind of girl you could fall in love with. She was very nice and after a few minutes of conversation we went back to her room. They take you to the back of the bar were the girl's rooms are. They share two per room and they are very small, but clean. We went in and for $40 we had some of the best sex ever. Afterwards we stayed in bed just talking which was actually kind of cool.

By this time it was 10:30 pm. So I said good bye o this Colombian beauty and set off to my second destination, The Platinum Room. They have an $8 cover charge which includes your first drink. The place is great and is decorated like any high class club in the mainland. The girls are almost all knock outs 9-10's across the board with mostly 10's. I sat at the bar and I did not like the first girl that approached me so I was lucky that they immediately called her up to dance on stage. As soon as she got up one of the most beautiful girls I've seen approached me. She was from Lithuania ( most of the girls here are European). She was a perfect 10 so I agreed to go for a private dance. Each song is $20 but this girl was worth it. She had the firmest body I've put my hands on. Not 1% of fat on that body. She danced incredibly great so after the third song and $60 bucks into this I asked her if she would go back to my hotel with me and how much. She responded that she was only a dancer and that she did not go out. So I stopped spending my money on this beauty and went back to the bar. If I had had more time maybe I would have been able to convince her, but since I was just staying for a day I moved on.

The next girl that approached me was also gorgeous and she had D+ sized natural breast. These things were huge. She was from France and we went back for some private dancing. After three songs I asked her to come back to my hotel and she said that she could, but after they closed at 5am. I stopped the private dancing after the third song and $60 bucks of great teasing and no sex. We sat at the bar and she tried to convince me that if I wanted to take her to the hotel I had to dance more songs with her. I figured she was just trying to get more money out of me and was just bullshiting me so I decided to go.

After $120 of teasing I left the Platinum Room. You would think that I was ripped off because for this amount I could have had sex with three girls at the Seaman's Club, but these girls were so beautiful that I figured what the heck. It was now 1 am and I decide to go back to square one, The Seaman's Club, to find my Colombian beauty. When I arrived I did not see her so I asked around and another girl told me she was busy in the back. I decided to wait and see if she came out. After a while she did not so I went for second best of show. I spotted another Colombian with a great body and a nice face, although not as beautiful as the first. We talked for a while and I decided to take her for the night. It was her first day there so after a $35 penalty for taking her out of the place we went to a club called Bliss by the Dolphin Casino. This is next to the airport and we had a great time.

She treated me like her boyfriend, holding hands, hugging and French kissing me in the dance floor as we were dancing, so I guess we had a great time. After dancing and partying for a while we went back to the hotel room and had a great night of sex. I put all my valuables in the safety box like the passport, plane ticket, money and jewelry and hid the key while she was in the bathroom. You can never be too careful around these girls. I heard of a story of a guy that woke up with no valuables the next morning. We had a good night sleep, a good morning session of sex and I took her for breakfast. After I dropped her off at the club and she said good bye with one of the best kisses I've ever had. Maybe next time I'll get to do this with my first choice, although this one was not bad at all.

So guys if you want a great expensive tease, gorgeous girls and no sex go to the Platinum Room. If you want a great time, great sex, with a beautiful girl or two or three go to the Seaman's Club and have a blast. Enjoy the Dutch side of St. Maarten!

Thanks for the good information and nice report.

I disagree some with your report. I have been to St. Martin frequently and will return several times over the next few months. Things change, but in general over time, the two best bars are Casa Blanca and The Defiant. The Seamen's Club is ok, but does not measure up to the other two. I realize that a new place is hard to get a read on this quickly and one must count on tips, but I suspect that you were steered for an ulterior motive of some kind. I have never been to any of the strip clubs as I have read that they are as you stated ripoffs. If you get back go to The Defiant. They usually have some very pretty Colombianas.