J O D L E R G O E S L A T I N A M E R I K A

It has been a while since my last report for which I got beaten by some of the honourable board members.
I really was braze and indecent enough to report also about my ladyboy adventures and not only about the
females.
But on the other hand I got numerous personal mails form guys who fully agreed with my way handling sex,
but did not want to out themselves in the forum.
That does not mean that I did no travelling since those days,(spring 07) oh no! I have been to Thaialnd 2 weeks in June and to Indonesia and Thailand totally 4 weeks July/August but on those trips there had been more
ladyboys than girls so my reports went to other foren where ladyboys are the main issue. But nobody minds there
having a mixed report (most of these guys enjoy girls as well).
Now this trip (end of October/early November) brought me to Buenos Aires,Sao Paolo , Recife and Salvador de Bahia.
BA and SP are well known for having stunning LB-Beauties but all together the girls were dominating this trip
( 12 : 7) , actually I have no real explanation why.
So I will try to keep the LB issue on low profile (just mentioning for completenes) and report in detail about the girls ( and there were quite a few). But those gentlemen to whom this is still to much, they just should stop now
reading further, me for myself I respect everybodies feelings and let everyone doing it his way.

B U E N O S D I A S A R G E N T I N A Part I

Buenos Aires day 1
"Buenos dias Argentina , he tartardo a llegar" - to be exact 18 hours.
As Lufthansa was hopeless overbooked (and that with a price of more than 5000 Euros ! for a roundtrip via Sao Paolo) I had to take Iberia via Madrid what made my
travelling time somewhat longer.
It was around 8 am when I arrived in BA,fortunately my hotelroom was ready, so no more boring waiting hours for moving in.
I had booked the Wilton"Palace" (dont know what kind of palace this ought to be) in Recolata, a 3 starhotel ( and not even a shooting star more), at a 100 US$ a day,
but in a top location (walking distance to the Recoleta cementary) and recomended on an escort website, e.g. girlfriendly (and it really turned out to be that).
In my unlimited ambition I booked right away a 4 h city-tour for the same afternoon which gave a rather good overall view about BA and the places I wanted to
do later once more on my own.
I had also done some careful homework before departure and had downloaded from "Distintas, "Gemidos" a.o. about 50 illustrated descriptions( incl cocksizes) of the top travestis of BA, far too ambitious again !
But after the city tour I needed badly some sleep and took a 3 h nap getting up around 9pm again.
First a dinner at one of the numerous restaurants on C.Junin ,where beautiful girls standing in front of the places trying to get you inside.
With me they didnt have much work to do, I dropped right away into the first restaurant(on the right hand side coming from C.Lopez,called "LaChacrila) and did not regret it.
They were fair enough to recommend me the "Mini Bif Choriza", an excellent ribey steak (If you like medium rare its called" vuelta a vuelta" means 2 turns,or at the maximum "jugoso" means juicy," a punto" is (almost too) well done).The standard portion I would have never finshed.Together with an excellent Malbec (half bottle) I ended up with a 70 Pesos (US$ 23) bill.That place should be my favourite restaurant for the rest of my stay and I was never disappointed.
After dinner I felt strong enough for some activities and strolled along the nearby Av.Puyerron (entre Lopez y Azcuenaga) where according to several monger reports a
mixed street action (travestis & GG) should be found,but not a single soul there,but maybe it was just too early ( 10 - 10.30 pm).
I waved down the next cab and was lucky enough to catch the right guy for my intentions.
We went straight to the 'Bosque de Palermo" and there I found what I was looking for (or better say dreaming of).
Bosque de Palermo is a wide spread green area with parks, golfcourse, zoo, planetarium a.s.o used by joggers, walkers but in a certain part also by travestis.
It seems that the authorities have banned travestis from certain areas they have been before like Godoy Cruz (probably after heavy protest of the neighbourhoods)
and have concentrated (tolerated) them in the BdP area.
We made two turns, the driver told me that it was still quite early and there should be more around midnight,but what I saw was enough for me for the whole time of my stay including a few weeks prolongation.
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DAY 2
I felt the jetlag rather badly, from 4 am there was no sleep anymore,the only advantage with that was that i could study my voluminous files carefully.
After Breakfast I started a 2 hours walk ending up at the Cafe Orelans (Cordoba/San Martin) an (in)famous 24h whore point but at 12 noon it was rather deserted,
2 lonesome steadfasts waiting for the first bleary-eyed punters.The two could certainly remember the Falkland war, but the black one was still rather good looking,tiits pushed high up and well presented but I still had another schedule.After one coffee I left ( to the obvious regret of the two ladies) and found a good cabdriver who knew the Ts scene quite well. He brought me to "La Constitution" where you find some street whores (incl.TS) already during daytime.
The area doesnt look really inspiring confidence and would not like to walk there around alone but out of the taxi you can negotiate rather relxed.
We made a few turns,there were a couple of TS and some women, mostly blacks coming from Colombia,but the difference toi the Bosque de Palermo was significant.
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Another Mini Bif for lunch, a short nap and then I started going through my to do list. No. 1 - did not take the phone (obviously busy) but No.2 (Tracy aka Evie from distintas) answered in good English.Unfortunately Tracy was gone but Carolina was there, also to be seen on distintas website,what I actually did.The result was absolutely acceptable. A few steps to the automatic teller and I went to the given adress.Carolina opened but didn't speak a word English, another amiga had answered the phone for her and made the appointment with me.Never mind she looked nice and also was nice,
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Now it got time for a nice cold beer - back to Cafe Orleans,but what a difference compared to the morning ! There were about 15 girls sitting around all licenced to traffic, confronted with 3 guys (including myself). I grabbed a barstool and watched the scene for a while from above when two girls started eye contact and I finally
ended up at their table.One was from Equador - father Filipino - what woke up my ethnologic interest ( or at least let's call it that way),the other one was coming from the Andenmountains .
Obviously they were quite flat as they shared one portion of french fries with fried egg,they had no cash for more,so the uncle from overseas arrived on time.
But having booked the Tango-tour for the evening I had to leave them soon (to their much regret, as some money would have been welcomed).But I noted down their mobile numbers because they really looked a promising threesome.
The Tango show was a total flop - the owner of the house was a self- loving rooster and unfortunately a middle class tenor who nerved the auditorium half of the evening with his schmaltzy ballads and monologues. He almost found no end and it was close to 1 am when we finally were released.Ofcourse at that time all the grills were shut down and only some cold dishes available. I called one of my afternoons conquests(Isabel) who told me right away on the phone that she expected 300 Pesos for her "trabajo", so our telcon was a rather short one. It was not such the 300 Pesos that was annoying me - was the word "trabajo"
So I decided to go to bed.
In addition I have to report that at breakfast a single blond lady attracted my attention, obviously Latina (according her bumba) who had also booked the Tango show, where we shared the table together.She was from Brazil and on a business trip in BA.But this evening I behaved like a good boy.
Sunday morning I saw her once more in the lobby,she was just on leave. Isaid politely Good bye to her when she kissed me and gave me her phonenumber and e-mailadress,telling me repeatedly to call her as soon I would arrive in Brazil. What's that ? Life is a permanent surprise !

B U E N O S D I A S A G E N T I N A Part II

Buenos Aires day 3
(sunday and mothers day)

Slept until noon and the headed off for San Telmo, where every sunday the famous flee market takes place,not only for tourists a must,it is also (or even more) attracting
the locals. Absulutely on the To-do list for every BA visitor,there you find things long forgotten (or for the younger ones ,never known) like old mechanical grammophones
(his masters voice) from times before World War II including the relevant historic records,pocket-watches from grandfathers time or even before, silver cutlery from better
days, lamps of period when electricity started (in the cities only), shiny old brass instruments, posters , newspapers telling events of the first half of the last century and anything else a nostalgy freak might dream of.And around the market the wonderful old cafes and restaurants,unfortunately all
fully booked.
After one hour walking around the market and making my pics I left for the Cafe Orleans. My 2 beauties from yesterday were not there,the relation men/women was not favourable at all ( 2:1), it was a sellers market ! My verteran from the days before was still patiently waiting at her table, smilinmg gently, but her time had not yet come.
Back to my hotel I started checking my TS list, but did not get far, I felt asleep right away.Woke up again around 8 pm, a time you cannot do much in BA, so I went
back to the Orleans again.The situation had not improved but now my "durable one" had changed place and had moved from her backtable on to the bar, a strategic much
better position. After two days of eye-contact we started talking, she was from Sao Paolo and was just on the leave to meet a girlfriend (also Brasilian) to have some drink in a nearby bar.My company for that was gladly accepted ( remember: there must always be one to pay the bill! )
The two giorl turned out to be a happy team and after drink #2 we agreed on a real "Festhina a Brazilena",sounds a lot but means nothing else a a threesome orgy.
Isa (the black girl) had the biggest titts I ever held in my hands, my cock should disappear between them as a candystick between two mellons. Sometimes it was hard to locate him at all (see the desperate look of the girl on one of the pics). When she shook her body it was like a 6-7 earthquake on the Mercali scale, but man it was fun !
The 2 turned out to be a perfect team,while Isa was working with her giant hills on my upper part, Rosalie was busy further down south, what I could only feel,because
my sight was totally limited. My situation got only once somehow critical and that was when Isa sat down on my face for a tongue treatment, ther I was close do die of sufocation.Both of them were great oralfans (active and passive) and after real great two hours we finally parted all totally happy with each other.Costs 2x 300 Pesos,
whereby they were worth every single one.
But as people say "the sin and the devil never sleep" - it seems that I have something with those two in common - I got to get out once more again.Luckywise I found a a nice cabdriver whon really enjoyed it to do the Bosque de Palermo tour with me.He stopped at every travestie (maybe he liked them too) and gave me my time to select. It had got already midnight,usually the rush hour but today there was much less staff available.Mothers day! (travesties dont have children but necessarily mothers)

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The driver had been waiting all the time outside the motel, laughing when I came back and on the way back home we stopped at a restaurant still open ( 2:30 am),
a nice filetsteak, 2 cold beers and "Buenos noches Buenos Aires.
I love it !

Day 4 (Adios)
The morning went by with shopping and fotoprinting.
Beeing a shopping freak one gets close to collapse - incredible the choice of leathergoods at incredible low prices !!
I also had to some compensation or repentance no matter how you call it, just explaining why;
My wonderful girlfriend had found a pic in my camera which should not have been there by all means.I still have no explanation how that could have happened.Coming back from Thailand I had carefully deleted all pics from the memory stick and after that it showed me : " No file in this folder". But when she looked through our latest common pics from Italy she suddendly got silent and showed me a pic of Mona from Obsession in Bangkok in a position you dont have to comment further.
so I bought her 4 ! handbags and a nice leather blouse, lets hope they do their job !
My Dollars melt like butter on a hopt potatoe , my creditcard ran hot like a Ferrari without lubrication and finally I ended up heavily loaded and rather exhausted (shopping costs more energy than you believe, so never underestimate the job your ladies do) , at the Orleans which is not far from walking street.I just sat down at the bar as I got already under fire of a read haired girl sitting two tables away.She was that kind who is probably only good for sex but that for 200%.Every move she made was erotic and
laszivious promising all of what man could dream of and looked horny like the sin. So I forgot all my good intentions (say Travesties) , such a chance one must not miss !
She even had a businesscard, calling herself "Marisa Quintana", probably her artistname, with her phonenumber on, and I left with my baggage for my hotel. After picking up my fotos und easying once more the tellermachine I called her and soon there was a knock on my door.
At first a deep kiss,then she presented her full and hard titts ( silconearmed), disappeared to the bathroom and came back with an erotic piece of white lace on (she seemed to carry her "working cloth" in her handbag), walking up and down infront of me, posing for pics; "Te gusta" What a question ! We went on with some fotoshooting
interrupted by hot and wet kisses,she was exactly what she looked like , my first impression was absolutely correct.
She enjoyed a lot my licking,most of all the besos negros, which she returned duly.The only little minus was that she was not completely shaved. Her Pussy blank should have been the absolute top, but as my good old grandmother told me :"Boy, dont forget you cant have all in live". She asked , no she begged for anal, probably her favourite way (mine too!), Man it was one of those fucks you really should tell your grandchildren about!
After she was really fully satified (I was not able to count for many reasons) she gave her full attention to little Ernesto with the result that I blew all what I could mobilize
between her model-titts from where she distributed it further over her body.For those incredible 1 1/2 hours I gave her 300 Pesos (100US$), she had not a single second talked about money , maybe she was so sure about her qualities ? That girl might have ben a reason to prolong my stay.
When she left me it was about 4,30 pm and I had promised to deliver sopme pics to Romina (PampaTrans).
It was not easy to find first a taxi on a sunday and second a driver who was willing to go with me to that infamous area where I had not even an exact adress.Finally I got a brave man and let Romina (at this time I thought she was) explain him on mobilephone the way.
He dropped me in front of the hotel and left immediatley,obviuosly afraid to stay there any minute longer.So I remained alone on lonesome street in the "Bronx" of Buenos Aires.As I didn t like to invite anybody to robb me or even more, I stepped inside where I had to wait almost half an hour, but then it was not Romina coming down but her best friend Sonia who had just finished a client and brought him to the door.
Sonia, also from Paraquai but a GG told me that Romina had left for a visit home and asked her to pick up the fotos. She wore a mini-mini skirt and when she noticed that I
studied her as with some pleasure, she lifted it showing me her well designed ass.
40 Pesos ( 30 for her and 10 for the hotel) and I could be part of the game.13 US$ for all, I dont know any other civilized place in the world (except the trucker whores in Cambodia - but can this be compared with BA?) where you can have sex for that money ??
In her room she asked me to make fotoshoots in all positions and put them on internet,together with Rominas pics and telefonenumbers.Paraquai starting internet-sales!
Unfortunately she didnt ant to have her face, because of her kids at home./ Understanmd ,its no fun to find your mom's pussy in the net.
As a reward I got a gentle licking all over my body and a first class CBJ. I didnt want to stand back and sucked her pussy with multiple success which I could taste and hear.No trying to raise the ridiculous low price, just nic'n easy, best value for money!
Should somebody go to BA and wants to try it:
Hotel Plaza Garay, PTE Luis Saenz Pena 1572, Zona Constitucion
Tel: Sonia (girl) 1558620175 calling from (foreign) mobile 0054911 58620175
Romina (Trans)1556459321 " 56459321
They can also be bokked in doubble pack ( as they are lovers and fuck each other at home) might be a challenge for those who want another thrill .
At the end she organized a friend who brought me back safe to my hotel.
A great cheers to Paraquai !
Sorry friends, forgive me my repeated weakness, I promise I'll try hard to improve.

Hasta la vista Argentina !

Some conclusions:

1) For lovers of Latino-TS almost a must.What 's hanging around a the Bosque de Palermo is worlds top.Unfortunately I can not report too much about the numerous
escort agencies but suppose they have to offer top quality , competition is too strong.You also might find some of the escort LBs at night at Palermo.
2) Prices: going rate for quality 200 Pesos (65 $)
3) Little GFE but the reason might be that I didnt have any repetition, can image that this improves by frequency, as even first time was much more than what you get in
Europe.Also some language barrier.
4) GGs: also absolute top, sex even better, GFE no problem if chemistry is ok.
5) Hotel:Upper midle class 100 US$ in the center, visitors no problem , charging 20 Pesos for second person (e.g when you are 3)
6) Food inexpensive, steaklovers paradise, premium quality 6-8 $, Red Wine top qual. 7-8 $/bottle
7) Taxis inexpensive, watch the meter.
8) Shopping: Leathergoods top, pices (First quality&design) Shoes 30$,jacket 100$, Shirts 20-30$. Horseriders: Saddles, boots and all you need to move a horse incredliy
cheap.Planning your puchases carfully ,the trip could be financed, just by price difference ,
9) Security: relatively good except no go areas (Boca, Constitucion , nopt even in daylight)Pickpockets around touristspos like Recoleta cementary , Plaza de Mayo.
10) Money: Bring along US$ in smaller notes (10 &20) you can pay all in $ incl girls.Dont change at the airport (rate approx 20% less). Teller gives you 300 Pesos (in some cases 600 but max 1000 a day) Rate 1 US$ = 3 Pesos
11) Language:Basic spanish essential,otherwise you miss a lot.Travesties mostly dont speak english,girls a few more.With no spanish you are limited to escort agencies
where the manager usually speaks english,but that does not mean that the girl (travestie) you will meet later does as well.
Taxidriver : No english , shops : little knowledge. Restaurants:Where the waiters speak good english you co-finance their language courses!
Generally spanish understandable ,not to compare to Cuba or Chile.

Travesti "Tanja" from the Bosque de Palermo

Photos: Isa 01 02

Photos: Rosalie 03 04

Photos: Marisa 05 06

Holy Shit! are you sure you didnt get on the wrong plane and end up in Puerto Plata? lol

A few photos that were overlooked

Photo: Marisa 07

Photos: Sonia 08 09

Jodler - Sonia is HOT, LB?? and im sure MasterBates is gonna love Rosalie photo...LOL!

Good Job
NW

excellant report Jodler, and Sonia's got some ass !!!

Love redheads.

Where did you find Sonia?

Tanks for the report.

MM

If you read my report you know how to find Sonja.
Sonja is a girl but fucking with ladyboy Romina
(sorry cant send Rominas pics they would never be published at this forum, even if Romina was a girl (too damned hot).
I am just wondering that you find Sonjas ass that great, for me the best one was Marisa`s.

I met Isa at Cafe Orleans in Sept 2004(except she said her name was Rosali then). We had a great time and I ended up seeing her twice on that trip. The pictures you posted of her brought back pleasant memories.
Tim3rexes