Where the hell did 10 days go? I was in Rio for a conference so there was a lot of business.... monkey business.

Here's the Reader's Digest version

Schedule:
Day 1 - Arrived Sunday - business dinner drinking until 3:00 AM (no sex)

Day 2 - Monday - Another businesses dinner till midnight. Booty call to Valdenia. Nice time all night. Very nice GFE. Fourth time I've been with er so we are getting to know each other.

Day 3 - Tuesday - out with clients till 5:00 AM (No sex that I can remember)

Day 4 - Wednesday - Business dinner again and home at midnight. Booty call to Sandra whom I met at Balcony Bar. Pounded her until 3:00 AM and threw her out. Work tomorrow.


Day 5 - Thursday - Out with other gringoes and their wives to Rio Scenarium. I had low expectations but met some nice non-pro talent. Nice negra named Socorro - fabulous dancer. Really nice. Spoke no English at all but had to go home early as she had to work. A real test of my Portuguese. Finally sent the Brits and their wives home and took a Rio 1st-timer to HELP with the intention of NOT getting any take-out. Big day on Friday at work. Home tragically alone. BUT - going to HELP with the full intention of not bringing any out put a whole different spin on the place. But still I went home tragically alone.

Day 6 - Friday - Good day at work - celebrate with a trip to 4x4 and once around the bases with Beyonce. Back to the hotel for 8:00 PM and hooked up with some guys who wanted to go to Feira Nordeste at Sao Cristavo. What a hoot. I had arranged to meet Socorro there. What a dancing queen. Just when I was sure she was not interested in me, she came over and started sucking the lips off my face. Cripes - it was embarrassing. My mates did not appreciate my kissy face with S, so they bailed. Took her home to my place and stopped by the local bar by the hotel. My buddies had hooked up with two non-pros. These gals were beach volei ball pros (if you can believe it). They were HUGE. The lads seemed to be off to a slow start so I took Socorro upstairs and went round the block a few times. I learned later that the lads took the volei girls to the beach and drink till sunrise. Socorro left at 6:30 AM (Saturday) because she's a school teacher and it was end of year field day. No money changed hands. My first non-pro in Rio.

Day 7 - Saturday - After Socorro left I slept till noon. Arranged to meet Socorro again that night at Feira Nordeste. What a wild place. Portuguese language skills took a huge jump
being with a girl who speaks no English. Back to my place at 3:00 AM

Day 8 - Sunday - Morning session and up at 11:00 AM for B-fast. Beach day. Shopping for new bikini and tanga for Socorro at Hippie Fair. Remember - it's NEVER free. Hooked up with the mates to go to the beach. Who should show up but the Volei girls. What a sight. Three 50'ish gringos with 3 non-pro 20 something Brazileiras. One as dark a coal at about 5' 7", one over 6 feet tall from Curitiba with dirty blond hair and freckles, and a tall Moreina Mineira just under 6 feet. Clouds rolled in at 5:00 PM so we retreated to the bar. Sent the girls home at 9:00 PM as they had work next day (more like we begged them to stay but they wouldn't). That's the trouble with non-pros, sometimes you have to beg for sex. Went to Emporio bar and stayed until after 3:00 AM. Home tragically alone and very, very drunk.

Day 9 - Monday - Business dinner canceled so called Valdiania to see if she wanted to do dinner. Turns out that she's sitting at apartment with Sandra (from the other night) so I invite them both out to dinner. Long story short - they both come home with me. Valdenia tells me it's her fantasy to watch a guy doing her friend Sandra. Apparently I am either the tooth fairy or the Genie. They cut me a nice deal so we were all happy.

Day 10 - Tuesday - Started out to be a quiet night listening to some jazz at Modern Sound in Copacabana. Nice music, decent food and some nice eye candy. Music is done by 9:00 PM. Off to the Balcony Bar for a drink. Against all better judgment I agree to take the newbie to Barbarella's. I know, I know don't say it. But I was determined to go home WITHOUT anyone from Barb's. Now, I must tell you that I was REALLY impressed with the talent for a Tuesday night. Some very nice looking girls. Newbie fell in love with a girl who had just come off the stage. She and her friend her friend Raquel came over and sat down at Newbie's request. I was starting to get pissy because of past experiences but she would not get the hint. Newbie made it clear that he wanted to take Sabrina home. I told the dudes at Barb's that Raquel was NOT with me and I was NOT paying any exit fee. If she followed me that was her business, but wasn't paying shit (Sort of academic as I was not paying that bill that night anyhow). After some harsh words somebody decided to do something but I had nothing to do with it. I walked around the corner to the sandwich place for a pork and pineapple sanduiche. By the time my food came they were all in a taxi yelling at me to get in. Apparently, we all decided to go to the bar outside the hotel in Ipanema for a night cap.

I told Raquel that I was not taking her upstairs because I was running on 2 hours sleep from the night before. She said that was ok because it was on her way home. We were drinking Red Label and it was my turn to buy because Newbie paid for Barb's (good man). I settled the bill and everyone disappeared except Raquel. So what's a poor guy to do? I told Raquel she was wasting her time because there was no way in hell I was in any condition to screw, but she was welcome to come upstairs for another drink as I had half a bottle of Black label in my room. She shifted from one foot to the other and I finally said "fuck it, I'm going to bed" and started walking way. Two seconds later I heard the tick - tick - tick of her heels and didn't know whether to smile or wince.

Day 11 - Wednesday (last night in Rio) Called an old girl friend that happened to be in Rio on business. She took me out for a romantic dinner at Gibo & Brambini which ended in wild sex - well, as wild as it can get with a 35 year old gringa. Another Rio first for me.

All in all not a bad week. Out of 11 opportunities, I had 9 scores and 3.5 were freebies.

Still not sure how I feel about the non-pro. Strangely unsettling. Nice girl though - really sweet. Not bad sex for an amateur. Did I mention the phone calls? That's the problem with the non-pros isn't it? She must have called three times a day everyday. Yep - it's NEVER free.

wow, what a trip!sounds like my past trips. do you rent an apt in ipanema or copacabana? where in usa do you reside?

You be the man! Good job on mixing it up with both the pro's and non-pro's. I think it is funny when you mentioned that you got embarrassed making out with Socorro in front of your friends. Brazilian girls love to kiss - everywhere. It didn't take me too long to accustom to this :-) I have always loved the non-pro scene but it is demanding and often quickly progresses to the girl being attached to you like glue. You hit some of my favorite places - Emporium in Ipanema, Rio Scenerium, and Feira Nordeste at Sao Cristavo. Recently - unfortunately - I have seen an increase in Pro's at Emporium.