It is about 5:00 am local time while I write this, and I just kissed this evening’s novia goodbye at the elevator. When I started out this evening, I didn’t leave the hotel until midnight. The young guy at the front desk called for a taxi, and while I was waiting, I told him I understood the hotel policy about only one guest at a time, but that I wanted to invite a pair of identical twins to my room. He said there was no way I could do that, and suggested I have one up to the room then the other. No thanks, I’ll get a short stay hotel. I’m not giving up on bribery yet though, tomorrow I’m going to try the manager. My driver arrived, and I showed him the address and name of Hook, and he asked me if I knew that it is a chica bar. I explained that of course I knew, that is the reason for going there. I told him how much I love the portenas, and he suggested a bar in the neighborhood of the Etoile, maybe 4 blocks away, and drove me there so I would know where it is, then he took me to Hook. The name of the club he showed me is Puerto Columbo. I have never heard of it, but I will investigate tomorrow night. I did ask if it was mostly for locals, and he said it isn’t, but that the girls there are much prettier than at Hook or Ness. We’ll see tomorrow. One unique thing about Puerto Columbo is they don’t have a doorman, they have a doorwoman. If she is any indication of the talent inside, I’m looking forward to going there. After a flyby of his club, he dropped me off at Hook. I did not realize before tonight, how close Hook, Catoo, and Ness are to each other. I hit all three places, starting with Hook. Oh, the taxi fare was a grand total of about $1 US, I gave him 5 pesos and he was happy. At each club, I explained to the doorman that it was my first time at the club, and each guy explained the drink prices etc. At Hook, my first (and only) drink was on the house, but I tipped the waiter dos pesos anyway upon leaving. One aggressive girl sat at my table uninvited, but I wasn’t interested. Hook was too dark for my taste, not enough light to see what you’re paying for. There were about 15 girls and a handful of customers, several of the girls were very pretty, and one girl that I wanted, but she was already sitting with someone, so I drank my coke and headed next door to Catoo’s. I did not see Katrina or Silvia, and Ezy, if you’re reading this, and you can contact your favorita, I would still like to meet Silvia, Katrina, or Marcella. It would be great if UWphoto had their numbers, but if not, no problema. There are plenty of other even more beautiful women to choose from.

Catoo’s was packed. All the girls I saw looked good, but I couldn’t even get a chair, and the ratio of girls to customers was not good. I left without even buying a drink. Across the street I went to Ness, where the drink price was exorbitant. I saw two girls I liked, both tall with great legs and faces, one long haired blonde, and one brunette, but again my timing was off and they were already taken, so after scanning the talent for 20 minutes or so, I headed out and got a taxi to Shampoo. I’m very impressed with the place. Three different dancers were performing on one main stage, and two small ones. The décor is excellent, better than Black imho. Again, the first girl who approached me, I wasn’t even close to interested in. I did see several stunners, but all were taken. One blonde in a business suit looked like a supermodel or movie star. Damn, I wish I’d left the hotel earlier, another lesson learned, get out to the clubs around 11:00 when the action is just starting. There were maybe 50 girls in the place, and about half of them were more than acceptable, but the only girl I approached turned out to be a waitress. I felt like such a dumbass when I got her attention and noticed the club’s logo on her blouse. I knew before she even said it that she is Only a waitress. Adios Shampoo. I went to Black. There was lots of primo talent, and I chose Loana, beautiful face, hardbody, 5’ tall, with black hair to the middle of her back. She was definitely not the most beautiful face in the crowd, but the bar was very crowded, and I couldn’t make my way any closer to the stage than the end of the bar. Loana was extremely affectionate and bubbly in the bar, and I was looking forward to the session at my hotel. The little cutie spoke not one word of English, but we communicated very well. She avoided the question of compensation several times, and I will admit that I agreed to way too much, but I really wanted her. She finally asked for 600 pesos! I held my hand to her forehead and asked jokingly if she had a fever, or had perhaps been drinking too much, to which she laughed at length, constantly massaging my leg and kissing my neck. This would never happen in nightclubs in Detroit. I finally gave in for 400 pesos, I know it is way too much, but understand, this girl really had my motor running, and it was fast approaching 2:00 am, and in the back of my mind was my noon appointment with the goddess Venus.

The hotel is close to Black, but like Saint, I don’t walk anywhere unless I absolutely have to, so I tipped the doorman 10 pesos, and he flagged a taxi. In Black, the price for the girl’s drinks was 80 pesos, and no exit fee. Honestly, I prefer the good internet girls for the money. Back at the hotel, Loana was as good as advertised. Man what a little package! She is 24 years old, a great little hard body, with very perky little breasts, and middle of the back length black hair. She had the tightest little box and great muscle control down south. She made me feel like I was huge, and believe me I’m just average, but there was no round two because she cried no mas! Details; lots of dfk, daty (she was very appreciative), cbj, and many, many, positions, she definitely liked it from behind while lying on our sides. She was very concerned when she finished twice before me, but I explained that con condom is dificil, so she stripped off the raincoat, and rubbed the essentials against me to completion without penetration.

Loana: 24 years old, long dark hair, very petite
Face: 8, and I definitely saw a handful of 9’s in the bar
Body: 9, perfect little package, exactly what I like.
Attitude: 7, I am taking points off because she would not allow a photo even fully clothed from behind, and was not willing to go to round two.
Skills: 7, the cbj was decent, but I prefer bbbj, the rest was definitely very good.
GFE: 7, very friendly, but a little on the professional side
Overall experience: Based on my sessions so far, she was in the top five, but definitely not the best, and way too expensive.
Photos: I pleaded to no avail

I’m exhausted, but there will be plenty of time to sleep on my return to the office, lol.

Ciao,

EZE

Great series of reports, love reading them.

EZE, great reports! Sounds like you are having much better luck with Internet girls than club chicas. I hope I will have similar luck when I'm in BA during Thanksgiving week.

Could you post some addresses of the sites that you have some luck with? Happy hunting!

AsianTraveler

Guys,

Thanks for the feedback.

Asian Traveler,

The sites I've had the best luck with are the usuals, Platynum, Gemidos, and I've done ok with a couple others; Diosastop, and Bonne Femme. I tried Tryllenium once, and got a bait and switch, so I will not use them again.

EZE

Ezeamante:

My former workmates went to Puerto Colon several years ago. The talent was merely good by then. I'm afraid that the corner of Av. Las Heras and Laprida is dark there at night, so be careful when going there.

A few steps from that place is City (or similar). It used to be lame. I don;t know nowadays how it is doing.

Hope this helps,

Andres