By Pussyboy on Monday, December 10, 2007 - 07:32 pm: Edit |
FLIGHT:
Clean and reliable, Japan Airlines does not bother to circulate the air to any extent during a 14 hour trip, which caused me to get sick both on the way out and on the way back. How can you not get sick when you are inhaling the rotting farts and burps of other people for hours. I thought of the sailors that were trapped in the Kursk submarine some years back and ended up suffocating. I will never fly JAL again.
HOTELS:
At $70/night, the OMNI TOWERS seemed like a good deal with good location, a swimming pool and excellent service. Unfortunately, they have BED BUGS!!! Avoid this place altogether or you will have these little bastards suck on your cock during the night.
Omni Towers room with bed bug infested bed
Monger enjoys the power of the dollar @ Omni
CitiChich room 1
CitiChich room 2
I stayed at the new DYNASTY in Pattaya for about $60/night because Dynasty offers a free transfer from their Bangkok headquarters. Dynasty is a shoddy, bare bones place, but at least they don't have bed bugs.
The best hotel by far on this trip was the new CITICHICK that just opened (http://www.citichichotel.com/). For $80/night, you get designer furniture, central light and climate control, huge bathroom with a deep tub and a glass bathroom wall that lets you watch your babe while she is in the shower plus excellent service. From now on, I'll stay at the CITICHICK whenever in Bangkok.
TRANSFERS:
I paid 1000 THB for a taxi from the airport to Omni Towers. On the way back, a cab I found on the street charged me only 350 THB from the hotel back to the airport. I also used a taxi from Bangkok to Pattaya for 1200 THB but ended up paying only 1000 THB to get back to Bangkok. You can get quotes from: jj.travel@hotmail.com.
FOOD:
One of the best food bargains in Bangkok is the little bottles of freshly squeezed orange juice you can buy on the street. They are typically 20 THB per bottle but you can get them for half as much in back alleys and further away from main roads. I drank gallons of it. While in the Nana area, you must visit some of the Middle Eastern restaurants in Soi 3. My favorite was an Indian joint called Al Hussein (75/8 Sukhumvit Soi 3/1). I also frequented a rather expensive creperie called Crepes & Co. that has good Crepe Suzette (http://crepes.co.th/). Many fancy hotels in the area have great breakfast deals suitable to Westerners who don't want to start the day with a spicy Thai dish.
LIVE SEX ON STAGE:
This is my favorite type of entertainment. Most of the upstairs shows in Potpong are rip-offs, but some of the King's Group's upstairs facilities have genuine shows. You have to buy a drink and pay 500 THB for watching. Even better shows are available at nearby clubs such as Domino. You have to ask a cab driver in Potpong to take you to these clubs.
POTPONG:
Most of this place is a rip-off, but some rare finds do exist. My favorite is King's Korner. This place has absolutely stunning post-ops. They look even better than the offerings at King's III, but the cost is pretty high. You can do short time for 2000+ THB in an upstairs room. As for regular girls, they are no nicer than those at Nana plaza and cost more.
NANA:
This is still the best place to find beautiful girls in quantity. You have no shortage of beauties even in high season. Long time is usually 3-4000 THB for real lookers but can be lower for planer and older women. There's also ton's of action everywhere in bars and on the streets. I liked Mandarin bar with the glass ceiling and pantyless dancers and G Spot, a bar with many barely legal young things.
Sukhumvit Road near Nana
Genereous Thai feed homeless dogs so none are emaciated
SOY COWBOY:
There are many bars here where women are still topless or wear only see-through underwear. However, the women are less attractive than those at Nana.
EDEN CLUB:
Still a favorite of perverts new and seasoned, the idiots still don't have a web site. They are at: Soi 7/1 right off Sukhumvit, eden.bruce@yahoo.com. You can no longer have just one girl if you stay there. A 2 girl session is 3000 THB for 90 minutes. You can rent a girl 10PM - 6AM for the same amount or for 24 hours for 7000 THB. They open at 1PM but if you arrive early, the massage place right next door to the right has excellent foot massage for peanuts.
THE GIRLS:
The night I arrived, I immediately headed over to Club Eden and rented Bloom, a 27 year old with a killer body. She saw that I was an honest, clean guy and agreed to go bareback. It felt really good to go natural after 9 years of swimming in a rain coat, and she just had her medical check that morning. I never saw her again.
The following night, I went to Nana and spent a good while staring at the pussies shaking it above the glass floor in Mandarin bar before settling on Bo, an incredibly sweet girl in her late 20s. She wouldn't kiss or suck cock, but she would let me fuck her bareback after a short discussion. The nicest thing about her was that she got soaking wet within 5 seconds of my touching her even while asleep. She clearly liked me, charged me only 2000 THB per night and let me fuck her any time I felt like it. I kept her for 3 days and nights and took her to nice places to eat.
Once I let Bo go, it was time to meet two fellow mongers from ClubHombre. To my surprise, they both turned out to be very interesting and their presence only contributed to the excitement of this trip. To warm things up, we went over to Eden, where we each had a 2 girl session. I had the condom on for this one.
My new friends gave me a bit of Viagra, which I tried for the first time. Viagra caused me to loose all sensitivity in my cock, which swelled to superhuman proportions and looked and felt like somebody else's cock attached to my body. I fucked the two girls with this desensitized, always hard and big cock and enjoyed the experience even though I didn't feel anything. It was mostly the pleasure of seeing the action in the mirrors on the walls -- like watching a porn movie from the inside.
The next night was spent with a girl named Chicken from a Nana area soapy. Chicken was cute and had white skin, but I didn't enjoy her much and kept the condom on as well.
Saturday night started off with me and my new monger friends combing the red light districts before making a selection for the night. Somehow we ended up in G Spot bar at Nana, where I spotted an absolutely gorgeous young girl I will call G. I rented her for a short time last year and she just arrogantly lay there, so I didn't expect that she would even recognize me. To my surprise, she did recognize me and even started to flirt, asking me to take her to Pattaya with me. She was so beautiful, I had to say yes. You do not pay a bar fine (600 THB) if you take the girl on a vacation. She is considered to be out on her own time.
G and I spend 3 days together so hot and unforgettable, I still jerk off feverishly every time I think of it. The first time we had sex, she asked for a condom, but I just shoved it into her bareback. Her 21 year old body was tight and beautiful, and there I was raping her bareback. I felt myself falling deeply in love.
Photos: G's 21yo Breasts 01 02 03 04
Once in Pattaya, I was very glad to have brought my own girl. Yes, Pattaya is often cheaper than Bangkok, but that is because the girls here are older and uglier. There are a few lookers, but Pattaya is mainly for older mongers and those on a budget. I must say that much of the crowd on walking street looked like they just came off of the set of a Federico Fellini movie. A lot of people stared at us wondering where I got my beautiful babe. However ugly the crowd, I still enjoyed getting away from Bangkok for a couple of days just to get some fresh air. The horrible air quality in Bangkok starts getting to you after a few days.
The last night in Pattaya, something horrible happened. I noticed my cock turning red and swelling up with little spots on it. Shit! It is herpes or something, I thought. I am about to pay the price for all this bareback fun. I rushed to Burmungrad hospital in Bangkok the next day where I was diagnosed to suffer from too much fucking with too little lubrication. The doc gave me a ton of cream, which brought the swelling down in a day, but I did loose two nights of fun because of this. I was also told that in the humid climate of Thailand, you are supposed to use a hair dryer to dry your cock after each shower if you want to avoid problems. The visit and cremes cost me a little over 1000 THB. Burmungrad had many gorgeous nurses and administrators whom I would have liked to tie to an x-ray machine and sodomize all week. Alas, I was without any sexual feeling and terribly depressed for a couple of days.
I couldn't find G after my recovery and ended up at Eden again, renting Maly for the last 2 nights of my trip. She was 22, very sweet and let me bareback her after I showed her the papers from Burmungrad to prove I needed to bareback for medical reasons.
I returned to the U.S. with a sad heart because of loosing G and 2 nights and because of having a sore dick. It is all healed now. I don't think I will do much bare backing next time or use any Viagra. I'd like to try female condoms instead to feel some rubbing because male condoms take away most of the sensation on our end. Meanwhile, me and my new Hombre friends are already planning our next trip.
River cruise
PussyBoy
By Blazers on Monday, December 10, 2007 - 07:46 pm: Edit |
"The first time we had sex, she asked for a condom, but I just shoved it into her bareback."
Glad to see you just stick your dick in bareback after a girl asks you to get a condom, what a guy. Even I wont do that after a girl asks for a condom and I love barebacking.
"Yes, Pattaya is often cheaper than Bangkok, but that is because the girls here are older and uglier. There are a few lookers, but Pattaya is mainly for older mongers and those on a budget."
How the fuck would you know, you brought sand to the beach and likely didnt really get a good look at the gogo bars or beer bars which have plenty of young stunners. Guess you didnt go to Peppermint a gogo or Boesche or Superbaby.
" I couldn't find G after my recovery and ended up at Eden again, renting Maly for the last 2 nights of my trip. She was 22, very sweet and let me bareback her after I showed her the papers from Burmungrad to prove I needed to bareback for medical reasons."
In other words, you lied to the girl and told her that you were tested and clean.
Are you joking here or just a dickhead?
Any actual photos of the girls that show their face?
(Message edited by blazers on December 10, 2007)
By Av8tr on Monday, December 10, 2007 - 07:59 pm: Edit |
Some good info in your report although I disagree about the Pattaya girls being ugly. I was stuck in Bangkok during the tsunamai and spent 10 days there. Overall, I would agree that the women are slightly better in Bkk, but I think the difference is pretty minimal. Did you go into the Peppermint, Happy, or Catz gogos?
I'm booked at Majestic Suites, but I might change it to the Citichick you posted. It looks great for the price. I always spend a couple nights in Bkk before going on to my favorite place in the world; Pattaya.
By Phoenixguy on Monday, December 10, 2007 - 08:22 pm: Edit |
So did you tell Omni about the bedbugs so they might call an exterminator, or did you just leave them for the next hapless soul to find?
Funny stuff about the penis irritation. Alas, I do not have a penis of steel either. A Pattaya gal on my last trip did such a rough blow job/hand job in the morning I wasn't sure if I'd be able to enjoy sex for a while. Fortunately I was able to enjoy being back in the saddle again by the evening.
By Laguy on Monday, December 10, 2007 - 08:53 pm: Edit |
It was difficult to choose, but I think my favorite is:
"I was also told that in the humid climate of Thailand, you are supposed to use a hair dryer to dry your cock after each shower if you want to avoid problems."
But a close second is:
"I showed her the papers from Burmungrad to prove I needed to bareback for medical reasons."
Is there an award for the best "informational" post? If so, I nominate this one.
By the way, did any of the doctors tell you about how messing with stunning post-ops from King's Korner can give you bed bugs?
By Azguy on Monday, December 10, 2007 - 11:02 pm: Edit |
"there I was raping her bareback"
Wow, what a gentleman. I bet she loved that.
By Laguy on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 - 12:51 am: Edit |
Wow, three [locational]guy posts in a row. That must be a Club Hombre record.
By Crazier on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 - 04:59 am: Edit |
While Bumrungrad has an excellent reputation, I hope they did more than the PR bit like "blood tests" and more?
I'm no doctor but red spots and a swelling would perhaps mean that your mucus membrane could have been tainted?
What's the incubation period for HIV anyone?
By Gynngolf on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 - 10:14 am: Edit |
6 months...you should get tested right away and then again in 6 months. But HIV is much harder to get than Hep B or C and Syphilis is always a lurker. My recommendation is get the above panel, and get the willy swabbed for GC and Chlamydia. No charge for the professional consultation
By Pussyboy on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 - 03:52 pm: Edit |
Here are my responses:
1. The Citichick and the Majestic Suites may be owned by the same group. Citichick is a killer deal for now because it is new.
2. I did inform Omni Towers about the bug problem. Still you should not go there.
3. Yes, I am getting thoroughly tested, although it is highly unlikely that I have anything serious. I would be getting fully tested after bare backing, anyway. HIV has never been much of a concern for straight men, and I have never had any sexual contact with any pre or post-ops.
4. G and I have known each other for 2 years now and like each other. The encounter was NOT as vile as you might gather from my writing, but I love a little tongue in cheek when writing. She came with me to Pattaya of her free will after the bare backing night. We went into many bars there and saw countless of the women who work there.
By Murasaki on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 - 09:58 pm: Edit |
Blazers, as of last weekend, Pattaya was utterly devoid of good looking girls, including all the bars you mentioned. It was a serious struggle, let me tell you, to find something satisfactory. Reminded me of my days in Angeles City...
By Bendejo on Wednesday, December 12, 2007 - 12:22 am: Edit |
> I was also told that in the humid climate of Thailand, you are supposed to use a hair dryer to dry your cock after each shower
Careful with that dryer, Eugene, or you'll get a roasted weenie.
Maybe it was a language problem, and the guy didn't know the difference between a blowjob and a blow-dry.
By Bruce2 on Wednesday, December 12, 2007 - 12:44 pm: Edit |
Thanks Blazer for calling that out. Good luck pboy.
By Pussyboy on Wednesday, December 12, 2007 - 04:51 pm: Edit |
> Maybe it was a language problem, and the guy didn't know the difference between a blowjob and a blow-dry.
I thought of that and made sure to get a few blow jobs every day, just in case it really was a slip of the tongue.
But seriously, the good news is, the U.S. test results are back, and I'm as clean as a whistle. Still a lesson has been learned, and I will not bareback like this ever again. Only if I find somebody I can spend at least a week with and only after we both get tested.
If you are a newbie, Bangkok is the ticket. There is nothing like it in Thailand. I have never been able to scan all the floors at Nana at any one time because I always hook up with a beautiful young girl.
After you had your first couple of trips, a more mature thing to do is to spend a few days in Bangkok and settle on a girl you love, than get tested and take her to Phuket, Phi-Phi or some other super exotic location and have the time of your life. There is no bar fine for vacations, and she will love you even more for it.
PB
By Don Marco on Wednesday, December 12, 2007 - 08:36 pm: Edit |
pb, tests are not meaningful until 3 months after the last encounter... really, for your sake, I hope your smarter than you write.
By Smuckin on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 12:53 pm: Edit |
call me a pussy , but i just don't ever bareback ANY , i repeat ANY!! working girls. What if you have something , for which i hope you don't, but those girls have it now, then i BB them . Wow my life is fucked. And yes condoms do suck , but when fucking someone other then your girlfriend/wife, wear one.
One night of awesome BB pussy is not worth the consequences.
By Pussyboy on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 - 04:26 pm: Edit |
You are absolutely right. The only way to bareback is to rent a girl you really like for a long time and get fully tested. The really scary part is that Thailand probably has diseases far different from what we know or can test for.
The bottom line, I gambled the house and I won, so it is high time not to gamble again.
By Santana on Sunday, December 23, 2007 - 12:03 am: Edit |
This report was hilarious!!! I personally don't gamble with BB, but I did find your report funny as hell.
Also, this explains why I had such a shitty time at OMNI this year! BED BUGS!!! It never even occurred to me since I've never experienced it before. CitiChic it is.
By Pussyboy on Sunday, December 23, 2007 - 03:45 pm: Edit |
Finally somebody with a sense of humor...