My running mate...who for the purposes of this story will be known as TD, had made several visits to Pattaya in the past, and was excited about being the tour guide and introducing a newbie to the wonders of Pattaya as I was to finally experience the place for myself.
Our excursion began with a long bus ride, but at least our hosts were courteous enough to provide large Carlsberg beers for the trip. Downing a couple brews on the ride in, we began our exploration of the city with a nice little buzz. They dropped us near one of the larger hotels on the main drag (I apologize…I’m not familiar with a lot of the street names, and many of the place names of bars, etc slip my mind now – I didn’t realize I’d be sitting down to write this story nearly three years later – dammit, shoulda taken notes! ).
TD and I spread out and started exploring. I grew up in a small town down South, where the only places you could go to sit around and have a brew with your friends were at little illegal hole-in-the-wall bootleg beer joints. Rowdy places, where the décor left a lot to be desired, there was always an element of danger involved in just being there. I guess that goes a long way toward helping to explain my fascination and excitement at exploring side streets and back alleys in numerous Third World areas of the world. Many of the guys who visited Pattaya when I did…they just didn’t like the place. It wasn’t the sanitized, plastic America they knew and loved. Me? I found Nirvana on earth…
TD and I wandered around for a bit, just taking in the sights and sounds, and enjoyed the catcalls of “Hey, sailor…come have a drink with me”. We wandered into one little go-go, and had a beer. I met a cute little Thai girl, who fit the bill of what I had been looking for before I got there. I had been dreaming of cute little petite women, and this one seemed to be exactly what I had been looking for. While I was all set to negotiate further carnal satisfactions, TD talked me out of it. His theory, and in hindsight, I’m sure he was right, is you don’t hook up with the first chickey you meet on your first visit to Pattaya, it marks you as a newbie who just doesn’t know what he’s doing. Now…I had a couple brews in me, had a little cutie under my arm, and the little head was telling the big head this is what he wanted…so TD had to accomplish a pretty good bit of convincing to get me to walk away and continue down the street. But finally, with TD tugging on one arm and pulling me toward the door, my little chika pulling on the other arm toward the backroom, TD proved a little stronger and led me down the street. What can I say? Bros before hos.
Here’s the little cutie I left behind. In hindsight, no she wasn’t the most gorgeous female I could find in Pattaya, but I was dazed by those Pattaya dreams, and I still remember the one that got away, lol… I think her name was Noi. I don’t know what the etiquette is here at Club Hombre in regards to pics of ourselves in these reports, but it doesn’t seem as though anyone shows a picture of themselves. Therefore, the edit…let me know what the word is on that around here.
Photos: Noi 01 02
We wandered a up and down a few more streets, and then I got captured by a very sexy little cutie who grabbed my arm and began to drag me toward her bar. This one was fine, and I didn’t seem inclined to turn her down. I followed her inside and TD followed behind us. She led me to a dark corner near the back, and asked me what I wanted. I told her a beer, she ran back to the bar and got me one, then returned, handed me the beer, then immediately proceeded to drop to her knees, open my pants and proceed to begin giving me a wonderful blowjob. I sat, beer in hand, and allowed myself to be swept away by the idea of sitting in a semi-public bar (although a little dark), sipping on a cold one and getting a great BJ at the same time. Yes…sometimes, life is VERY, VERY GOOD! Another chick joins us and asks TD what he’d like to order, and in the most deadpan delivery while pointing at me, told her he wanted “whatever the hell he just ordered.” His little chickadee hooked him up, and we sat across from each other in the back of this little bar, sipping on brews with these little cuties on their knees at our feet and grinning like the cats who swallowed the proverbial canary. Damn! My recruiter never told me I’d have days like these. Oh, who the hell am I fooling, of course my recruiter told me about days like these, how the hell do you think they got me to sign up?
After a few minutes of preliminaries, my girl, Oh was her name, asked me if I’d like to go upstairs…of course I wasn’t turning that down. I let TD know I was heading upstairs and he waited for me in the bar. Upstairs, I fell in love…well, maybe not love, but a deep state of lust for Thai women everywhere, lol…Oh did let me snap a couple pics, here they are:
Photo: Oh 03
Our evening ended early that night, duty calls. But the next couple days in town, I had made arrangements via the internet to reserve a couple rooms at the Penthouse Hotel, near Walking Street. I had never stayed there, but was intrigued by the “Best Little Whorehouse in Pattaya” loud, colorful décor. I’ve seen some of the reviews here on Club Hombre since signing up that weren’t so favorable, but we enjoyed our stay.
My room at the Penthouse, I think it was the Phnom Penh room:
We would start our days with unbelievable two-hour massages at a great massage parlor down the street from our hotel, drank plenty of cold brews, watched some kickboxing, wandered the streets of this little Adult Disneyland, and thoroughly enjoyed our R & R. TD took me over one evening to introduce me to the pleasures of the “soapie”. He seemed such a fan of the procedure, and I was curious to see what all the fuss was about. We went to a place he knew, off a side street from Walking Street. We went in, and all the girls were behind a giant fishbowl in bikinis, with a number attached to each one. The owner introduced himself, served us a beer and TD explained that I choose which one I want, then they’ll take me in the back. TD made his choice, and I asked if it was OK to choose two? TD laughed and said sure…so I picked out two cuties and they led me into the soapie rooms in the back. Needless to say, I doubt details are necessary of what occurred in the back in this forum, let’s just say, I thoroughly enjoyed myself. After the experience, while I very much enjoyed it, I do tend to think the “soapie experience” is a little pricy, or maybe it was just the place TD took us. If I remember correctly, I think it was 1200-1500 baht for one girl, of course I had two, so I think it was like 3000 baht. I may not be remembering those prices correctly. I did enjoy it, but I never fell in love with the practice like some of my compadres though. The rubbing and suds were fun, but I still enjoy a good straight massage and then some hot and sweaty sex better. To each his own…
Of course, I coaxed my soapie girls into posing with me…love the memories my pics bring back…
Photo: My Soapie Girls 04
Visited most every bar and go-go in town while I was there (and I honestly do mean EVERY one – one of the duties of shore patrol is to wander in and make sure no one is getting into trouble, so I had a chance to at least walk in EVERY joint in town). The Classroom is a fav, mainly because I’m a sucker for the Catholic school girl outfits. I enjoyed the Penthouse’s Kitten Club, downstairs from our rooms at the Penthouse. Here are some pics of my girl from the Kitten Club, I don’t remember her name, so I just call her Kitten. She was gorgeous, but not as much fun as some of the girls I met there. Was a little too stoic for my taste, but damn…she was pretty.
Photos: Kitten 05 06 07 08 09
Well…that was my first trip to Pattaya…and thus has been my only…hoping to make another trip to Thailand this year, and planning to spend a few days in Pattaya again. Let me know what you think of the report…again, it’s my first attempt at a trip report, and I know it’s probably not Pulitzer material, it was fun to write and remember those four days in Nirvana…
Happy Hunting!
Freakseeker67
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2 all the guys that gave you heat!! If you dont need to hide in photos then "DO YOUR THANG" ! 
