What was I thinking? After my last trip to Rio in May 2003 I came back relaxed and as happy as any man could be. I had gone through months of self imposed celibacy in not wanting to deal with the women of LA at the time, so obviously a trip to Rio cured all my ills. Shortly after returning I was so calm and relaxed that I actually met a girl in LA, and we stayed together for 4 years.

After that relationship ended, I took the advice I give any man after a bad, or even mildly uncomfortable breakup: get your ass to Rio! So I did, and the cleansing power of the Brasilada worked it's magic just like I had preached to so many men before me.

My first return was 2 weeks in July, which was a blur of pleasure and back again for 3 weeks in November. After a 4 year lay off, here are some observations and changes I had noticed upon my return. Not all of this will be new here:

1: These girls just flat out perform! I've been with porn stars, strippers, I've been with asian providers in the US and with Euro girls, but they cannot hold a candle to the amount of pleasure a Brasilada can deliver, even in a short time. After being away so long, I had forgotten the pure joy of sitting in a Terma, smiling like I did as a boy at Disneyland.

2: What is up with all the tattoos?!? In 2002 I was in 65, and on a whim and a need for variety, I decided to session with a garota just because she had multiple tattoos (and a smokin' body). I admit I don't like tattoos at all on women. I find them a distraction like a big ol birthmark on a beautiful body, so going with this girl was a bit of a novelty. NOW, as I'm sure you all know, ALL the girls are tatted up! I asked some of the girls about this and I got the same "it's self expression" comment I would get from girls in the US. So in this phase of my Rio life, because let's face it, these girls perform in the Cabine, I've had to change my perspective and just accept this is now the rule. As long as they aren't tatted on the tits, ass or pussy, I'll "deal".

Of course this was blown out of the water when I grabbed a hot morena out of Help who had a tiger head (!!!) tattooed on her ass! Damn shame, as I chose her specifically for her bunda. I had to grab the sheet and cover half her ass while I went backdoor. When i pulled out and shot, I hit the tiger in the mouth! Damn! All the girls I grabbed from Help (8) over the 2 trips had tats. Oddly enough, the 2 times I went to VM, I was able to find several without ink, and that same great VM service!

3: It's been discussed many times here, but wow, these Help girls are ALL asking $400r now!?! When I was last there in 03, I would leave Help with the belle of the ball, toda a noite, for $200r tops!! I know there's inflation, but man, some guys really screwed up the pricing system here! Jeez, keep it down boys! There were girls that I wouldn't even consider in a Apartment Massage joint that were asking $400. And that was before word got around that I was a Terma rat. After that got out I got the line "you pay X amount for 40 minutes at Terma X so you should give me X for all night"!

All in all I never paid more than $200r plus taxi for any girl out of Help, and I did pull a couple of 8's out, a 7, a few 6's and a 5 (girl with the tiger ass). But I REALLY had to negotiate with these girls hard, so I was happy I had become competent at speaking portuguese before my trip (more on this later). MANY gdp's at Help wouldn't even talk to me after going below $300r.

4: Being competent at speaking portuguese is good and bad. After my first return trip to Rio in July, I studied portuguese hardcore for 4 months before I went back. It was so much more fun being able to actually communicate with these girls, especially in the T's as you can draw out the foreplay even longer. Before I could only speak 'Cabine Portuguese' (which is like a gdp speaking 'Help English') so it was a lot easier getting what I wanted. The downside for me was, now that I could communicate with them, I could use my charm, which made the girls VERY possessive of me. I had a couple of unpleasant scenes because I AM a safado, and they THOUGHT I was a charmer, but I was able to talk my way out of most of it.

5: There seems to be a better quality of monger there now than there was in 2000-2003. At least the ones I talked with. I'm not sure if it's because of the week dollar or what, but they are a lot more discriminating and appreciative of the great natural resource of garotas in Rio.

On the other hand there seems to be an influx of real jerks that have relocated and are living there now. I'm sure you've seen them, pouting in the termas, more interested in talking to other dudes at Help. Not sure where this comes from, but avoid these guys like the plague if you see them out. Total elitist jaded (and undeserving) kill joys!

6: Because I've been off the reservation for a while, and I'm in my mid 40's, I have done extensive research in performance enhancement, and no not steroids! My first trip back in July, I was taking tribulus terrestris twice a day and 100mg of V every other day. While this worked as far as getting and staying hard went, I wasn't shooting as much or as frequently as I'd have liked. I figured some of this had to due with my extra weight and drinking a little too much. So I dropped a good amount of weight and exercised everyday before my next trip in November. I also had Keilation, which cleans the crap out of your blood (technical term) a month before my trip.

This time I took 2 Vitamin Shoppe products, Python and LongJax, as well as Korean Ginseng vials I got in Chinatown. Because I was in better shape I only needed 50mg of V, and along with my Vitamin Shoppe supplements, I went longer, faster, shot more frequently with more volume (wow, that just sounded like an infomercial). The only time I had a problem was when I had a couple of energy drinks before going to MC, and my heart was going a little to fast! I'm not exactly sure what supplement is helping with what, but I think I have a pretty good cocktail going for my future trips to Rio. My hunch is most of the improvement was due to being in better shape and less drinking.

7: Ahh Termas... Like I said before, they are my adult Disneyland (and I'm sure I'm not the first to say this!). I went to 65, 4x4, Solarium, MC, Luomo and Cancun on my 2 trips.

Luomo: Always a quick trip away by foot, pricey, good food on Saturdays. I love spending Saturday nights here, getting a good meal, having a good session and dancing with the girls in my robe at the end of the night. On both trips this led to an allnighter at my apartment, gracas. I had forgotten about the suite with the round bed (site of past glories) and couldn't stop smiling when I was in there again for a threesome with Lola (looks like Gina Montana, Tony Montana's sister!) and Juli, an oral specialist.

However, check your itemized bill at the end of the night! Since I was drinking much less on my second trip, they tried to over charge me on a room and add some mystery drinks to my tab, totaling in $120r. Lord only knows how much they were over charging me when I was ripped.

65: This was the first T I ever went to way back in 2000, so I have to go there every trip. I had several unbelievable sessions with Deborah, a built Carioca that was head to toe sex. The sessions with her were more like sexual Olympic events, tests of will and stamina. I like how this place dies off later in the evening, as the girls here really seem to like getting comfortable with you when it's quiet. I did make the mistake of going there at 6 one night and it was as big a sausage fest as 4x4 is.

4x4: Since this place was packed with dudes most of the time, my friend and I would wander around outside the boite and wait for the girls to go in and out, and then take them to the VIP bar for foreplay. This was nice because you got to see them in the better light of the hallway. As has been discussed by other mongers, the girls seem to slow down a bit in the VIP, once you get them out of the main boite.

MC: I think the quality has really dropped since 2003. I was lucky in July as I found an outstanding provider Luiza, who I sessioned with several times, and she just got better and better. The times with her in the suite and the jacuzzi are times I will never forget. Months later when I returned she had 'retired', and I went through a string of average sessions there, so much so that I just focused on the downtown T's my last week there. The great party atmosphere that used to be there has all but disappeared.

I also had trouble with my bill here, where they tried to charge me for and extra room (!!!), 4 mystery drinks and a couple of 'Hedge Bools'. They fixed at the font desk, but acted like I was really putting them out.

Cancun: My first time here was on my second trip of 2007. Great facilities, and a good party atmosphere. Too bad I couldn't drag a girl from over at 4x4 over here. I admit I did have some good sessions here, but not with the best looking girls. This place could really be a winner with just a few more hotties. I'm sure there are some there, but they were either downstairs all night or busy upstairs.

Solarium: This place is my good luck charm, or maybe I'm my friends good luck charm when they go there with me. Both trips my friends didn't want to go there because they said the quality was down, then they'd go there with me, and it would be outstanding. The word got out to other mongers of my good luck and they'd call me to see if I would go with them. I'd go with them and it would be great. The last time I went with 5 other mongers! Anyway, I had numerous great sessions here. Totiana, Layla, Bea, Jennifer. Just never seemed to stop. I would stay til just about closing time, and the party just kept going.

All in all it's good to be back in the game. There's no other place like Rio. I'm wishing my days away here in the States waiting of my next trip in March.

Fogmaster,

Nice first post. Keep up the good work. You've made me miss Rio!!

EA

Nice trip report a perspective!

Whoa... excellent report paired with great writing... A few pictures would have helped though (although not of the cum-covered tiger)..

Yes, pictures are going to be a new part of my process in March. I bought a nice new camera, but when I had it at the T's, the girls I wanted didn't want pictures taken.

Fogman
It seems that when you make a life style choice you go all out, I admire you dedication and will power, the only thing I would add to your well thought out regimen is a trip to the doctor for some hep a and b shots.
I look forward to reading about your future exploits.

Great report ! I'll be in Rio in a month and I can't wait !

Cdaze! Where in the purple haze have you been? It's been a long time since I have seen you bud, hope you are doing well. I hope your upcoming trip to Rio is a very good one.

I hope our paths cross sometime in the near future.

Hey Blissman ! I'll be back in Rio in the beginning of March with 4 other guys from the boards . We're planning to go to Porto Allegre as well , Look out !! Hope to see you in the future .

Is it true that Help has been taken by the state of rio de janeiro and is being made into a museum?

Fogmaster you are soooo right about guys screwing up the pricing,they are paying just as much if not more than the US. I have been playing in Costa Rica and the same thing is happening. These gringos are such suckers when it comes to latin trim.Remember, they will only charge that much if the suckers are willing to pay it..Man, I need to find a new place that has not been too spoiled by the gringo suckers.

Fogmaster,
Good info.
I scoffed at Rio for years when friends invited me. Eventually I went. My first trip was April 07. Next week, I will leave for my fourth visit in 12 months. The brasillera just "brings it",
a whole different level. I was reading a thread the other day about Rio and the writer said something like, "they enjoy it so much, that you start to wonder who has to pay who" I love Rio.