Right now Im sitting in the Cathay Pacific boarding area pirating off of the Northwest wi-fi hotspot.

What did I accomplish on this trip? I did not accomplish anything, but sex, sex sex. Angeles is a place where there is nothing to do but have sex with Filipinas. There were no other recreational activities besides sex with the ladies.

This was a very fulfilling trip for myself, however, I wanted to cover some areas that I didnt get a chance to highlight in the report:

Hotel Royal Amsterdam- I got a middle-grade room and this I believe was a mistake. I should have reserved a more economical room and concentrated resources on the ladies. There were more economical rooms in the hotel available. It wasnt a bad room none the less. The internet connection could have used improvement. It worked the first few days and then seemed to stop after that. I had to go down to Mo's and use their wi-fi connection.

The hotel is centrally located which seems like a plus, but its more difficult for women to "sneak out" and seems to attract the third world vendors on Fields. I believe a place like Swiss Chalet would be a better place next time around as its slightly off of Fields and more economical with a reliable internet connection. Easier for the ladies to "sneak out" too.

Mo's-Kokomos- This is probably the best all around restaurant, place to meet in Angeles City. Centrally located, reasonable quality/price food, free Wi-Fi, and cute sociable waitresses.

Blue Nile/Neros/Bedrock- This is probably the best one-stop shop for quality women. Most of the women in the report come from this one bar and I was surprised that I was able to get away with so many barfines from a single bar.

Atlantis- I was impressed with the ladies at this place, but the price was high all the way around. 400 women in a 3-story layout. All of the women appeared to be at least decent with quite a few stunners. No rice bellies.

Afternoon teasers- The afternoon teasers were ok, but the women were not that great looking. I should have concentrated on the evening women only and used my cell phone to encourage them to sneak out during the day. I mentioned the Swiss Chalet before as a hotel that might be better for sneak outs. Another idea is to stay off of Fields completely and then just pay the lady's trikes for the sneak outs.

Barfines/Tips- I never knew what the proper tip was to pay the ladies. In the past, I just gave them 500 pesos for long time and thats what I gave this trip. There was one short time session I had with a woman where I gave her 300 pesos and that seemed right. However, I received a nasty text from this lady about a day afterwords about the tip. Maybe someone could clarify exactly how much is the proper tip. The barfine was 1375 pesos I believe for all the bars except for Atlantis which charged 3000 pesos for its top Filipinas.

Dazed feeling- The jet lag always gives me that dazed spacey feeling. I should have probably worked out a month or two before the actual trip. Maybe fitness would have helped me out of this dazed feel.

Overall, a lot has changed in Angeles and if you have not been back in a few years then it might be worth taking a second look. Better hotels, better looking women all around and even better food. There were quite a few new restaurants although I did not come to Angeles for the food.

Photo: Last Night 169

First, I want to say thanks for a fine report. Although you have MUCH different taste in women that I do, I enjoyed your writing style and enthusiasm. Here's a couple of thoughts from my end.

Hotel Royal Amsterdam Haven't stayed here, but I would agree with your comments on location and sneak-outs. I do like the Swiss Chalet and will be returning there when I arrive on Monday. If you want a pool the Swiss Chalet is not your venue. I don't need a swimming pool however, so it's a no-brainer for me.

Mo's-Kokomos- Associating the word "quality" with Mo's food is a bit of a stretch. "Convenient" or "edible" are two words I'd use but not quality. However, I find the food in AC to be generally pretty shitty. There are a couple of exceptions (Country Kitchen, C'Italian), but you also pay dearly for the quality. I do eat a lot at Mo's when I'm in AC for the location if nothing else.

Blue Nile/Neros/Bedrock- To each there own, but I don't like Blue Nile or Neros very much. I do like Bedrock, but that's because it's a smaller bar. I find that I enjoy hanging out in smaller bars MUCH more than going to the big ones.

Atlantis- Though I've yet to go there, I'm ready to hate this bar just based on the write-ups I've seen here and on another site I frequent. I'll try to hold my bias in check and give it a fair shot when I get to AC. Don't hold out much hope for me though.

Afternoon teasers- You should have made it over to Santos Street or out to Rio's or Nifty's and tried the afternoon selection there. In fact, I enjoy an afternoon barhop on the Perimeter as much or more than stumbling through the bars on Fields. Doesn't sound like you made it out there from your report. You need to give it a shot on your next trip.

Barfines/Tips- My general rule is as follows: No tip if LT turns into ST after one pop. Your tip is getting to leave early. Other than that, I go 100 pesos per pop. I only tip 500 pesos if she gives up her ass or makes sparks shoot out my ass from her performance. In general, I give 300 pesos for a typical long-time performance. Of course, I also generally feed the girl as well. So far, I've had no complaints and almost every girl wants me to come back and bar-fine them again. Of course, YMMV.

Again, very enjoyable report. Thanks for kicking my PPD into high gear the week before my trip.

EA

I think you would have had a much better time had you not stuck to 4 or 5 bars. Going to Perimeter bars during the day can make for an expensive trip but makes the trip worthwhile and Perimeter has real cuties. Maybe you are a creature of habit and like to eat at the same place, go to the same bars, etc but breaking out of that habit will really expand your horizons.

The girl who gave you a nasty text needs an attitude adjustment. I would have told her to go suck a caribou cock. If you asked her to leave, then she got a great tip, if she decided to leave on her own then the most she should get is making sure the door doesnt hit her ass on the way out.

My tip structure is as follows and maybe I am off a bit:

If the girl makes an excuse to leave early or tries to make a LT to ST conversion= NO TIP

If I ask the girl to leave early, then its not her fault. If I blow a nut: 300 pisos; 2 nuts 500 pisos.

LT= 500 pisos 200 extra for anal

Guys think they can do a meal or shopping conversion but you cannot. It's a nice gesture but you cannot include it as part of the tip. I guarantee you that if you ask a bargirl whether she would want the extra tip or a meal, she chooses the tip.

(Message edited by blazers on March 12, 2008)

Portege, Thanks for a GREAT series of reports and pictures. I have never enjoyed reports as much as your series.

I have some comments. I agree that you would have enjoyed getting out to the Perimeter bars in the afternoon. Rio's, Nifty's, and also HoneyKo's are lots of fun. I learned from my first trip that it is very easy to get hung up on just a couple of bars. I never made it out to the Perimeter my first trip and after going there during the second trip, I found out what I was missing.

I have enjoyed Mo's for eating, but my favorite place to eat is the SM Clark Mall. The Food Court has excellent food and a great variety of Filipino food that is very cheap. There are all kinds of restaurants there also.

Thanks again for the great reports and all of the great pictures.

I wanted to make a few more comments while I am at the airport. Wow! Hong Kong is really smoggy.

The new Canon G9 worked well and I found that I could place it in my jeans pocket although not comfortably.

The Canon 220EX speedlite external flash was simply not what I needed. It did not pivot and, despite what was said in the owners manual and its size, it didnt seem to me that it was that much more powerful then the onboard flash. Im going to place it on EBAY and purchase the 430ex which has a pivotal flash head and additional power.

Another quick note. After a trip like this I buy myself two gallons of Cranberry juice and drink it over the course of a few days. The juice helps clean out any bacteria or infections that might be left over from the ladies.

About KocoMos - great to sit and watch the people walk by - and stuff - but the food sux.

As soon as I discovered "Gerry's" in SM Mall - all the food on Fields Sux, except Dollhouse Resturant.

But the cost of good / decent food in the SM Mall is a much better deal than any of Fields - although I understand that when your right in the action its just easier to go to Sub Delicious...

Cranberry Jucice?! I think the locals would maybe have Mango Juice - but never heard Cranberrys do much more than keep you regular.... hahaha

Hey I remember when Porker got charged import price for cranberry juice at Touch of Ass, needless to say he wasn't a happy camper.

Great report and thanks again!

Cranberry juice has certain properties that assist in clearing up urinary tract and bladder infections. I dont believe that I have such an infection yet. However, in conversations with the ladies I learned that a few didnt truly pass the hygeine test.

Just a little preventative maintenance...

http://www.coolnurse.com/bladder.htm

http://edition.cnn.com/HEALTH/library/DS/00286.html

http://content.nhiondemand.com/psv/monoAll-style.asp?objID=100049&ctype=ds&mtyp=1

However, in conversations with the ladies I learned that a few didnt truly pass the hygeine test.


A few ?? Have you stopped to think you might be the common factor?

If you have an STD you could ram the cranberries up your urethra and they would do squat .

let's be honest here. i myself have been caught doing BBFS once in AC. I got lucky but playing roulette like this is crazy. Then again it is possible to have UTI even when using raincoat especially having sex that often. I got that my last trip and i used a raincoat with every girl i was with. I'm not implying anything to portege and maybe in his case it is UTI and not an STD unless i missed it i don't remember him saying he did any BBFS. Then again getting an std through a bbbj is the ultimate in unfortunate.

Thanks again for the running report. Nice looking girls and it seems you are overall happy with the services.

On your hotel: it looked nice to me for a midrange. I liked my stay Sunset Gardens for the food, pool, and value; but I really wish I had had a compy looking couch.

As mentioned, up the thread, only things you really missed were perimeter runs and SM Mall.

My mind goes back and forth on my attitude towards going back to AC. The lack of things to do other than sex and bars you mentioned (and about everyone else does) is the big hinderence. Maybe I go back but mix in Cebu or even a couple day trip over to Subic Bay. Some good info on those places over at go2phil.com , I have seen little mentioned here.

Dude, I just have to say it was a great read and I am glad you had such a good time.

I have only been there once but I am already trying to figure out how to get there later this year.

It was a very good report!

I want to thank everyone for their positive comments.

Right now Im back at home and Im in surprisingly good health. Usually when I get back from a trip to the third world, I do become somewhat ill with a fever or some type of gastric difficulty.

Im washing my clothes right now and everything seems to have this smell to it. Even the items I did not wear seem to have a smell. Its not a smell of cigarettes or smoke, but just an off smell.

I hate to sound negative, but the truth is that Angeles is one dirty polluted place. Its not pretty or for those with a thin skin. Its very impoverished like some places in Mexico and the amount of pollution is amazing.

Even if you are a relatively clean person, you'll find it challenging with the lack of truly hot water and under-pressured showers. The women do not throw any of their clothes in the wash and Im not certain if they use soap for their clothes. Im not certain how often the women bath and shower because many of them do not have hot-water showers.

If you can get past the pollution, the poverty, the reality of the third world, the street beggars/vendors/children and the dirt/grime then you'll enjoy this place.

I enjoyed it very much as getting laid was so easy, so convenient and I thought the majority of the women were quite good. Although prices have gone up by 30-50% for the American with his dollars.

However, my next trip might be to Columbia. I read Blazers report on Columbia and my opinion was it seemed like a good deal. The beach, the the $50 playmate looking chicas, etc.

Thank you everyone once again for the commentary. Its truly been an adventure.

"If you can get past the pollution, the poverty, the reality of the third world, the street beggars/vendors/children and the dirt/grime then you'll enjoy this place."

That is the perfect quote. You need to have a filter installed in your brain to not have all the negatives interfere with your good time. Behind all of those wonderful happy looking girls, is a reality we Americans have a hard time accepting.

As far as going to Columbia. Go as soon as you can. The USD has been sinking at a regular consistent rate the past five years to the point it is a very big concern. Our time is ending as Americans where we can go where we want and not worry about the money so much. We are becoming a third world country now. Europeans are coming here, thinking how cheap it is. Sad to say, the days of the average guy going to far away places to monger is ending.

It is important now to go where you want as soon as you can. The good ole days are ending and will probably be gone for many years. This cycle could be a bad one. Sorry to be so negative, but the trends are very clear and what we are doing in this country is not going to change anytime soon.

I agree about the lack of stuff to do in AC, but that's how this board helps us. It's a blast to meet the faces behind the keyboards of this site as well as other boards. On my cherry trip to AC, BKK and Indo I went with Porker, Unspongebob and Phoenixguy. Upon arrival at each destination we ran into several members of the various boards and enjoyed sharing our various adventures each day.

Portege, I also waited with excitement for each new chapter of your report and I must say that it was great.

Pacific Breeze is not a bad choice for hotels if you can get a reservation, they have and awsome pool and pretty decent food.

Again, thanks for the great report.

Woodway

I was going through my photos and just thought I might post this one for those who have not been to Angeles City.

Here is a photo of a lineup that I took at Camelot. This lineup in my opinion is below average, but there is a gem in the line-up if you look closely.

I didnt barfine anyone at Camelot, just was barhopping and stopped there for a bit.

I wish I could have taken a picture of the Blue Nile or Atlantis lineup where I picked most of the women from. There are better lineups then this out there.

Here is the lineup:




Here is the closeup of the gem in this lineup

Good body yes but the face.....way too simian.

You are a lucky bastard! Every one of those spinners was red hot. As for AMAZING, yes she is. Gotta get my ass over to PHILS soon.