Day 2: Medellin

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By Jaggerbowski on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 08:45 am:  Edit

Up & moving by 7:30. First order of business was to score a phone card. Also, found an internet cafe that was nearby, and dirt cheap.
Arranged a date for 12:30.
This mullata was a little too "flacka" for my tastes; but she was hot!
Plus small tits, and a few too many tattoos.
But, she did give great head (albeit covered), and was real vocal while cumming, with my entire tongue in her snatch.
A superior cowgirl fuck followed. Didn't have to do a damn thing; other than squeeze that ass. She did it all; and I came huge after ten minutes or so. She did comment on the size of my dick; and compared it to Colombianos which was interesting. This was during her struggle to get the weapon inside, which took some time.

Photos: Tattooed Mulatta 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160

Details: 24 year old, single, one 2 y.o. son.
Damage: 250K, no cab fare.
Duration: An hour.

I left right after, to go to "Tramezzini", next to Parque Lleras for lunch. I was the only customer there. Had a 1/2 bottle red, tomato soup, a small ensalada, and scallopine pizzaoili. It was good, but I was expecting better as it was recommended by some of the corporate monkeys who visit our facility in Medellin. The bill was 86.7K.
I wanted to buy a painting in the park; but it started raining. Took a cab instead to Oviedo Mall. Loads of "mujeres" there but the weather made it difficult at best, to enjoy the scene. Stocked up on supplies as well. When I returned to the appt. it became a full-fledged thunderstorm.

Dr. J.

By Blazers on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 09:08 am:  Edit

I just dont get the pleasure of sitting at home and just ordering escorts with every country you go to. Are you afraid of going to brothels? Do you not like going to massage parlors?

It just seems that you are overpaying for older, overweight girls. Now if that is your taste, I'm totally cool with that, because many guys like that. In addition to that, you have consistently received what I consider really poor service, including Covered BJ's.

This girl is very pretty and much younger than most of the girls you have chosen but to pay $130US for a covered BJ and lackluster service just seems like burning money for no reason. It's your vacation and do as you wish but maybe you might have more success actually leaving your hotel to find girls. The problem with escorts is that the girls never look like the photos presented or how the girls are described.

You also might want to ask the escort or their pimps/managers ahead of time if they provide BBBJ's so you dont get suprised. Covered BJ's are no better than sitting in your hotel and wanking to a porn.

By Sobe9ball on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 09:10 am:  Edit

Love your reports DOC, but this girl would get 30k-40k no more for an HORA on Mayorista AND she is definately no better nor worse than some of the girls ive seen there or walking around SAN DIEGO, not a good value IMHO..

By Jaggerbowski on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 09:49 am:  Edit

Dear Mr. "Legendary, Omnipotent, Bellowing, Deity & 14-time award winning reporter",

First of all "afraid" of brothels or massage parlors. Yes, terribly so! Only in Thailand do I particpate.
"Overweight girls". I suspect that your next eye exam is long overdue.
Re: "CBJ's" I guess that in comparison you have a 100% track record. Please, don't try to bullshit me!
If you have never had an escort; how do you know that they are not as they appear?
I'll leave the sitting in a hotel room and wanking off to porn, to you. Perhaps you should consider staying at home for that activity. That'll really save you some bucks.

Dr. J.

By Blazers on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 12:16 pm:  Edit

Honestly JB, not saying that your girls werent hot but if you are going to pay that much for your girls, shouldnt they be 10's and provide at least a BBBJ? Not criticizing your choices because the escort places made them for you.

What I mean by false advertising is that the escort web sites and ads make the girls look much hotter than reality...just something to think about.

This girl is not overweight...far from it. But I have seen how much you paid for big, older girls and just dont get it. And yes, I would rather jack off than get a covered BJ but thats just me.

By Wnose on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 12:43 pm:  Edit

JB, which agency are you using? If you're willing to pay those kind of prices, you might as well go with this agency (I've never tried them before)...

http://www.modelosprepagocolombianas.com/girls.php?ps=9

By Lamuerte on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 07:07 am:  Edit

Dr. J,

First, I would like to thank you for the detailed and informative reports. You are a credit for providing complete and accurate information through your honest words on prices and services, as well as realistic photos. It is much appreciated.

I also think Blazers raises some very good questions, to which I too would like to hear your responses. Maybe I am missing something, but I do not believe that he was trying to condescend you, although you may have interpreted it that way. Of course, maybe I am wrong here, but the tone of your response doesn't seem congruent with the nature of Blazers' inquiry to you.

It would be interesting to hear your reasoning for sticking with escort services, and staying away from the clubs and casas. Perhaps I and the other board members could learn from your unique and obviously experienced perspective.

In any case, thanks for your valuable input.

LM

By Jaggerbowski on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 08:35 am:  Edit

Mr. Lamuerte,

Your tone as are your queries, is sound.
I do alot, I mean ALOT, of planning for my trips. I don't plan on spending the kind of money I do without some assurances. Some of those are via checking out which escorts are there, available, and recommended.
That is not to say that I don't like surprises, nor plan in too much detail to restrict same. Brothels/casas/massage parlors are fine; just not my "cuppa tea".
The only places I have actively particpated, as indicated were (in no particular order): Bangkok (countless), Chiang Mai, Phuket, and Macau. Now that I think of it, also: Amsterdam (lots), Antwerp, Hamburg, Warsaw and the Czech Republic.

Why spend "big Moolah" to stay in a nice place and fuck in "a dump"?
Why "dip your wicket" in where others have dipped it, as recently as 30 minutes earlier? Catch my drift?

If I was a "student" which I am not, and on a budget, which I normally am never on; I would obviously change my "modus operandi".
BUT, I work hard, and have a lot of responsibility (read:staff) that can take their toll on my mental well-being.
I therefore ensure that I always PLAY HARD, and that means to me; getting some of the best pieces of ass where ever I choose to go! Normally, irrespective of cost.
That is most often associated with escort services.
I trust that the above is satisfactory.

Dr. J.

By Lamuerte on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 12:03 pm:  Edit

Thanks Dr. J. I always find it helpful to know what a monger's point of view is when reading through a trip report. In fact, I find it probably more valuable than the pictures.

Reading this, I understand that you are a busy guy with a stressful career, and that getting a sure thing in your time off is what you need to help rest and recuperate. In your opinion, it seems, ordering up an escort is how you achieve that goal.

It makes sense and, while it is not my own personal point of view, helps me to place your reports into a context. So thank you for sharing. I look forward to whatever else you have to contribute.

LM

By Blissman on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 05:55 pm:  Edit

Dr. Jagerbowski, thanks for your detailed reporting. I admire you ability to organize and post these reports. It certainly puts my limited lame-ass reporting to shame.

I am also very impressed with your energy and drive. Traveling every four days, packing in all of the sessions, seeing the sights and enjoying some fine dining...by golly, you are an athlete!

Thanks. It sounds like you had a very enjoyable trip and I hope you have many more of them.

By Oldschool318 on Wednesday, March 26, 2008 - 06:46 pm:  Edit

I love it Dr. J.


The way you travel and play is exactly the way I envision it should be.

I raise my glass to you sir!

By Jonesie on Friday, April 25, 2008 - 12:21 am:  Edit

Nice work Doc, I get a kick out of your extensive restaurant reporting. Glad your having a good time. Forgive me for asking what may seem a redundant question. But how did you book your apartment? I'm planning a trip to Medellin next month and need to know a good place. Much appreciated.

Jonesie

By Kemper on Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 03:26 pm:  Edit

I know this post is late but I do agree with Blazers on the escort part. I personally really like the "girlfriend experience" a girl just showing up at my door with a "stopwatch" just doesnt sound like a lot of fun. I really like the hunt and even though they are all in it for the money I at least want to feel that I am liked on some level. I will try to get a copy of a post on another site from my trip to the Ukraine, you may like it

By Marcopolo on Saturday, May 24, 2008 - 01:52 pm:  Edit

Hey guys; Let's not argue uselessly. Please!!! Jaggerborky is kind enough to share his travel experience and i am very grateful for it. I know we all have different taste and is normal. i'm finding a lot of good tips from JB and very happy he is so open in sharing them with us. Also, i'm aware Blazers is a welll travelled menber and worth to read his opinions. so, please, let's respect menbers inputs and don't argue aver spill milk. this web is for all of us to enjoy and get the info we need for our own personal trips without insulting others, ok./


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