Left the condo at 5:58.
Taxi guy waiting.
No line up at all to check-in.
The flight was "retrasado" for 39 minutes.
In Bogota, needed to cab it between terminals as the bus service had ended.
Paid taxes, and then some more taxes.
Flight home left an hour and 20 minutes late.
Fortunately, my section was full of high school students, mostly girls, coming over here to study for a year. One beauty was sitting beside me.
She made a most interesting conversationalist.
I just had to keep pushing my cock down, out of view!
Back home, of course; my suitcases never arrived.
That was probably the worst thing that happened on this trip; and that's saying something!

Summary: I am still feeling the +ive vibes seven weeks after returning home. So-much-so that I already have my ticket, and accomodations booked for next year. The only change in itinerary, is a 8 day Peruvian sidetrip incl. Machu Picchu.

Please note: I have appreciated your feedback both good & bad.

BUT, I will NOT shave my chest, or back. I might be convinced to shave around my balls though! I will NOT stop using escorts; but will strive to be more selective. I WILL visit one or more casas, on the next trip. I will NOT eat less; but may drink more. I will NOT get more sleep on the next trip; but will work out more to compensate. I will strive NOT to spend any less money; but get more value for it!

Finally, I will NOT take seriously any of the NONSENSE written on this forum, or any others, about Colombia. I have found my "El Dorado".

Signing out: Dr. J.

P.S.: Meet me in Poland or the Ukraine in July, if your able.

You seem to really hit your stride in Cartagena and enjoy the city and your choice in women skyrocketed as you picked them yourself instead of the escort bullshit.

My criticisms were just a way to expose you to another way of mongering outside of ordering hookers like pizza but I really appreciate your lengthy trip report. How long were you in Colombia by the way. You must have a job that allows you to leave for a month at a time...wish I had that job. I take it you are not a physician.

I appreciate how you approach all of your trips, and your ability to give us an expanded view, including hotels, fine dining along with a wide mix of ladies.
thanks!

3 words: your the man!

I really loved reading this trip report. please keep them coming!

JB- Thanks for the great TR. You dont need to make any changes to mongering routine unless you feel necessary.

JB-
These reports are so badass. Though perhaps some may not like it, I especially like how you add some of the cultural stuff into your reports as well. Makes me want to visit these places even more. You're my hero, man.

Ditto.

Excellent report.

"BUT, I will NOT shave my chest, or back. I might be convinced to shave around my balls though! I will NOT stop using escorts; but will strive to be more selective. I WILL visit one or more casas, on the next trip. I will NOT eat less; but may drink more. I will NOT get more sleep on the next trip; but will work out more to compensate. I will strive NOT to spend any less money; but get more value for it! "

Dude, it's your life, you live it as you choose. If we had the same resources as you, then I'm sure that many of us would have taken some of the same liberties.

However, take note that you're travelling in a poor country that has a legacy of violence and kidnapping. It is possible that extensive use of high priced escorts may attract the wrong kind of attention and make things complicated for you. Who knows who these girls or agency owners are connected to?

As a gringo, you already stand out. Spending out of the ordinary...beyond the reach of ordinary Colombians exposes you only further. Not only that, they know where you live so they can probably follow you wherever you go, from the time you wake up.

Don't forget that you're really on your own when you travel. There're already existing travel warnings for Colombia. Embassies/consulates don't provide half of the support they're supposed to provide.

Just my $0.02.

Btw, really enjoyed the girls from Cartagena. Arguably one of the best collections for Cartagena in recent memory. A+++

Dr. J you are one of my favorite trip reporters because of the way you post so many pics and give all the necessary details.

Huge fan. I wish I could meet you in the Ukraine in July but unfortunately I won't be able to. I do have long lost relatives over there so there will come a day...

Since I can't make it will you please do a complete trip report on your next trip to Ukraine?

Take care and keep with the good times.

Mr. WNOSE,

Thanks for your comments.
I must however provide a rebuttal to several:

a) There are many more wealthy Colombians in their own country than you may be aware of.
b) Any attempt to introduce any degree of PHOBIA into my personnal mongering life will not happen.
c) "I am ALWAYS on my own when I travel", Yes, what exactly is your point?
d) Fear-mongering w.r.t. Colombia is ancient history (unless one is specifically looking for it). And God knows there are enough idiots out there!
e) If you need help from an embassy/consulate; it's already too late.
f) Perhaps you should just relax a bit, and learn more Spanish. That may be just enough to save you.

Dr. J.

Jagger, I think you did more women in one trip to Colombia than I've done in 9, and you really pulled some hotties. Great photos, great report. A couple of questions,

1. In general were the escorts that came to your place the same as the ones on the website? Any sites in particular where the women were indeed the ones advertised? I've never done an internet escort in Colombia, but Las Profesionales in Cali is the only one with drop dead gorgeous women that I've read about that supposedly isn't a scam.

2. Did you find any club in Colombia that could compare with LDV in terms of hotties per square foot?

I wish you'd had a chance to sample Casanova, La Mansion and some of the other high end places in Bogota. Zhivago's or whatever they call it now is more laid back but just doesn't have the 9's and 10's.

Mr. Tiny123,

1. Generally, yes. Extasisvip provided the best girls in Bogota, Eroticali in Cali of course, and Misprimas in Medellin.
2. Cassanova's, Sirun Dos and Juan Pablo's Zhivago Bar were all v. good in Bogota. Club Escosces and Faraines were good in Cali. In Medellin, I would definitely go back to Club San Diego. Finally in Cartagena, Isis had potential, but priced too high. Note: I DID go to 2 of the 3 clubs you mentioned. La Mansion is a casa, which closes at 10 pm. That for me was dinner time.

Dr. J.

a) There are many more wealthy Colombians in their own country than you may be aware of.

Yes, and they're a LOT more well connected than you. There're repercussions involved if they get kidnapped. If you get kidnapped, what does the kidnappers have to lose?


b) Any attempt to introduce any degree of PHOBIA into my personnal mongering life will not happen.
c) "I am ALWAYS on my own when I travel", Yes, what exactly is your point?
d) Fear-mongering w.r.t. Colombia is ancient history (unless one is specifically looking for it). And God knows there are enough idiots out there!

You know what - forget what I said. Go ahead and go get all those agency girls. As I said before, it's your life and your money. Knock yourself out. Live it like Vegas/Bangkok/Angeles City, because yeah, it's 100% just as safe, if not more.

Go get em and post those pictures because I love seeing em and reading about them. Well done.

Jag,
What are your days for Ukraine and which city..... Kiev? I have a trip planned for Ukraine in July / August but have not nailed down the dates.

Leaving for Saint Petersburg, Ufa and Moscow on Friday for 2.5 weeks.

Jake

(Message edited by riojake on March 31, 2008)

Mr. Riojake,

Kiev for 4 nights (July 24 - 28th); then Odessa for 6 (from July 28 - Aug. 3rd).

Dr. J.

Dr.J,
Really outstanding reporting. You seem to conduct yourself as the ambassador of mongering. job well done.
thank you for all the info from touts to 5 star accommodations and eateries.
you didn't pack away that chica who had a baby 7 mos. earlier by any chance did you?

Riojake and Dr. J, please do in depth reports on Kieve, Odessa, and St. Petersburg. They are places I have wondered and dreamed about for a long time.

Dr J.

Your comments for Mr. WNOSE's benifit are right on the money.

I am currently looking for July travel, any recommnedations in Eastern Europe.

Mr. Yoosin,

Recommendations for Eastern Europe:

No.1 would be Romania - a must see! Hottest looking women, and not expensive.
Next would be Bulgaria, esp. at their resorts along the Black Sea.
Russia of course must be included, both Moscow AND St. Petersburg. But NOT inexpensive and language difficulties abound.
The Ukraine, I will let you know after this July. Why don't you consider joining in for a few nights in Kiev and Odessa?

Dr. J.

Dr J.

Thank you very much for the feedback. I guessed that Romania and Bulgaria would be good options.

I am trying to book something using Continental Onepass points for the July 4th week and it does not look like they have anything available in Eastern Europe.

Argentina and Brazil are available however so I might have to shift my focus this trip.

Russia also sounds good but I need to do something early July

It amazes me how fat and ugly are the girls you find in a country loaded with the hottest, classiest, sexiest women in the world!!

It's amazing how classy and proffessional that "Dr. J" stamp is. I assume you can play basketball, too?

I'm rerally sorry for not being clearer. Besides your fat asd and little dick, I think your stories and fotos suk.

What did U do before the inheritence?

RD

Amazing
You are the king.
I am vicariously thinking

always upon sight of your reports

regards

Goldsholl

JB,

Great report!

What is your say on CTG vs. MDE

One has a beach but the other has more beautiful ladies. For a newbie, should I consider MDE only or try both?

CN

Jaggerbowsky;
Thanks for sharing your Colombian trip with us and sure i would take some tips from you. you are very generous with this info and glad to read it./

Outstanding!

I enjoyed your Colombian TripReport and it was really informative and I look forward to your next TripReport JB.