By Travelmans on Thursday, March 27, 2008 - 05:04 pm: Edit |
Day 3
I wake up about 12:00 and see plan b is cleaning up the suite.Hanging my clothes,just fine with me.I jump in shower,plan b jumps in to, were at it again.She shaves me,and washes in all the right places. We get out and ask her what she wants to do today.She wants to show me around town.She needs to get more clothes from home.then were off.
We do the tourist boyfriend girlfriend thing.Iam haveing a great time with plan b.We get back to hotel about 5 and I want to call the pricy bitch.I have 4 messages on phone shes says where are you .What its saturday nobody took her shopping yet.I step out of the room and call her.Shes beening nice now.
I tell her I will take her dancing tonight.I will pick her up at 11:00.She says she will meet at a night club in miraflores.I said great see her at 11:00
Now what do I do with plan b.I go in the room and shes laying on bed with little mini skirt red, hot as shit.Shes pulls me in and just want to make out.I rip that mini off and were at it again,I love this girl, no I mean lust this girl.
We go dinner,I want ribs tonight.Its a american place.I think it tony romas.She the perfect date.Cant speak english,we find ways to have conversation.Iam likeing this girl.BUT!!! Iam here on a mission.Fuck the high price bitch and get back to the girls.So now it time to tell plan b .that I want her to go home for the night.Shes says no and that she wants to go dancing with me.Fuck!! Now what do I do!!
Plan b tells me she loves me.FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! Now what do I tell plan b.I tell her I want gamble by myself.Shes says she wants to be there.I said fuck it, were going dancing.I think she knows Iam fucking with other girls.These girls are smart.I told her stay in my room till 12:00 then we will go dancing.I want to gamble by myself till 12:00.She said fine.
I got two hours to fuck the bitch. I go to the club to see the bitch.Its about 9:50.Holy shit, theres some fine girls here.Of course its 10:00 and the bitch is not hear.I start looking around.guess who shows up the two girls that I met the first morning.That I had lunch with.Fine as hell.wow!! Now what the fuck I do, when the bitch shows up.
I sitting at the bar and I buy them drinks.I take two shots because I need it bad.I explain to the girls every thing why Iam there and there laughing.
They said they will beat her up.I said no. I look up and there she is fine!!! fine!!! fine!!! Wow!! She hugs me and says in plain english who are they.I said my friends.The girls start talking spanish.Iam in trouble now.The one wispers in my ear .WE will play along she thinks that you like her and your with her only.Ok with me.She then grabs my ass.I buy the bitch a drink and the party starts.Iam in peru I got one at hotel.and three with me at bar Wow!! only in peru.
We get a table its about 11:00 now.drinks are flowing.Everybody flirting with me very hard.The bitch says lets dance ,I say sure.As we were going to dance .I look behind me and the two girls are behind me.We start dancing and the two girls are all over me.The bitch is getting mad.She pulls me to her the girls pull me towards them.Iam checking my wallet making sure nobodys pulling it.What fun.I want this bitch to get real mad.I go to the bathroom.Iam being hit on left and right.WOW!! did I tell you I love peru!!I look at my watch and its 11:45.Shit Iam out of time.I got to go get plan b.
Continue in morning.Dont fuck with this report!
By smitopher on Thursday, March 27, 2008 - 07:07 pm: Edit |
What an invite...
quote:Travelmans sez: Dont fuck with this report!
By Kiryuz on Thursday, March 27, 2008 - 08:15 pm: Edit |
holy shit ...
anyone wanna donate so i can go to peru for myself and review the facts about this report. I will take pics !
lol
K.
By Majormajor on Thursday, March 27, 2008 - 08:16 pm: Edit |
Thats it travelmanzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Come out fighting.
By the way, did you come home in 1st class with your new honey?
MM
By Catocony on Thursday, March 27, 2008 - 08:30 pm: Edit |
Fist time in Peru, sounds worse than butt-plug time in Bolivia.
By Doug555 on Friday, March 28, 2008 - 07:26 am: Edit |
The title said "fist time." I was hoping for a wild fistfight in an alley. You are a writer. I bet your teachers marked you down for poor punctuation. Don't get discouraged by that or teasing comments by others. Keep writing your adventures. I'm reading them in Pattaya and loving to see how much better Peru is now than when I was last there back in the 1975 toque de queda (military curfew dusk to dawn in Lima).
By Baypilot on Friday, March 28, 2008 - 09:35 am: Edit |
Now Travelmans...why would anybody fuck with your report son??? I mean it is so eloquently written and seems so true to life. On top of that you seem like such a gentlemen and down to earth guy who is willing to provide free ho's to your mates...where do I sign up?? And you can pop 8 times a day...WOW!!! I ,for one am, in total awe my friend.
By Tiny123 on Friday, March 28, 2008 - 11:12 am: Edit |
I'm confused. I'm assuming the bitch is the woman you were communicating with before you left the U.S. So you went to a normal bar (not a whore bar) to meet bitch? And you came across two women there that you met the first morning in a stripper bar?
Looking forward to hearing what happens between 11:45 PM and midnight, when you have to be back to see plan b. One other item I didn't quite understand, plan b was a virgin before she met you?
By Travelmans on Friday, March 28, 2008 - 11:37 am: Edit |
Tiny123 ,The bitch has a job.she not a working girl .The girls I had lunch with were not hookers either.remember I ask them how much,they said they werent putas. No plan b she was not a virgin. I said whats next She a vigin.to my self.Thanks for not being a smart ass.I will get you a ho too.another cool member.
By Tiny123 on Friday, March 28, 2008 - 12:13 pm: Edit |
Travelmans, it's good you took the criticism, which was pretty harsh, and did something with it. Without the paragraphs, etc., it does make it hard to read. When you put your mind to it and spend a little extra time cleaning up the writing, you're telling a very entertaining story that's much easier to understand. What I'll do sometimes is do the write up in Microsoft Word, review it, then copy and paste into the web site.
Thanks for the report, it's really getting interesting!
By Play274 on Saturday, March 29, 2008 - 10:04 am: Edit |
"Continue in morning.Dont fuck with this report!"
Damn right - this is what Peru can deliver. Nice report!