This is my first report,so dont dog the dog.This report is a couple yrs old.but I enjoy everybodys report so I thought I would add one.I never thought I would go to peru,I have been to tj many times and costa rica 5 times in one yr.I went on a single web site on south america.Started chating with this beautifull girl from peru.We talk for about two weeks and she said all the right things.I talk to her on the phone also.I was defently interested.I ask her if she had visa for usa she said yes.I told her I would fly her to california, she said yes.It was a sunday and she would be coming out thurs.for two weeks.I had my daughter with me on sunday so I had to sneek around and hardly played with my daughter.It took me 4 hours to book this stupid flight.I email it to her,it was about 800 bucks.Then 5 hours went by and I didnt hear from her.I call, emailed.I finally got a hold of her the next day.I called she answered she said she only flys first class,then hung up on me.Wow!! I was pissed I never fly first class who does this bitch think she is.So what now what happens to the flight.Now I think i have been con for a ticket.I called her told her to get on that flight iam not paying for first class because she hung up on me.She said she not comming and thats it.she then says come to peru and she will give me anything I want sex just come.I said fuckyou and hung up.Iam pissed off.Fuck that bitch.Iam the type of guy you fuck with me .Iam going to get you back.But not hit you or break the law.but I will make you say you were wrong then I forget about it.So now how am I going to get this bitch back.So I call her tell her Iam going there. Itstead of her being happy she says are you going to take me shopping.I bite my lip,I want to say f u but i dont, all I want to do is meet this bitch and fuck her in the ass then leave.So I say yea baby I will take you shopping.I gamble with her she keeps the winning,what ever she wants to hear.I have mission.Have her fall for me, fuck her than leave.So I book my flight.but I want a back up plan so I go back on the site and meet another girl from peru.She nice sincer just very nice. she wants to pick me up at airport.so now I have back up plan.I fly late wed night out of smf cali.I land in houston.early morning. I call the hi price free bitch.She answers and says buy me something at airport make it expensive.Iam ready to scream.I bite my lip and say yes baby.In my head Iam thinking I cant wait to put my dick in her mouth and cum down her mouth.She then says I will pick you up at airport.I say its ok It will be late 1130 at night.Iam thinking I already have backup plan meeting .plus I dont trust this bitch,she will rob me anyways.I tell her I will call her in morning.Iam waiting for my flight in houston and x cia guy is talking to me.Hes says how dangerious it is in peru.That the girls blow powder in your face and you wake up in the morning on the steet in your underware.Now this is my first time to peru,so hes got me a little scared but i have been cr before never any problems.I did not check luggage I have mine carry on with me.To save time because I will be in late.I had 10,000 dollars on me.I put 3000 dollars in the luggage.I get on plane ,I put the suit case about two seats away above me.There was no space left on top of me.little concern about this.but figue I would be ok.flight was good slept a little.Plane lands and everybody stands up to get off to get on busses.I go to grab my luggage and it is gone.Wow!! what just happen.The guy behind me things a lady in wheel chair took it.She got on first bus.Iam trying to talk to somebody to help me and nobody speaks english.I get on second busses thinking I just lost 3000 dollars.Iam pist.we get to imagration and there must be 1000 people there. I yell at every buddy to raise there suit case and they look at me like iam crazy.I try to talk to security they dont speak english.I guess this old lady had my suit case.thought it was hers .They stop her right when she was geting into her cab.They brought it to me.I grab it ran into bathroom check to see if my money was there it was, no problem.Glad that was over.I have been peru 30 min and my suit case was stolen.Wow!! what else would happen here.I go thru imagration long line.I get thru its about 100 in the morning iam not even at hotel yet.I walk to where taxis are holy shit theres all these people waving signs.yelling.Iam tired Iam looking for plan b taxi guys are grabing my arm.Iam pulling away telling to back off.I see one girl standing by herself,but she does not looking at me.So off to hotel.marriot in mira flores.taxi takes me to wrong hotel.Thats great I say marriot again .He takes me to right hotel.I use my m rewards.get a regular room.than the next 3days i get the suite.Iam in my room and it is 200 am.I get energy I want to find these beautifull women.I dont know what happen to plan b.I will hook up tommorow.I tell taxi pizza alley.he says very danerious. I say take me anyways.I walk thru couple of girls call me,but nothing I like.so back same cab he takes to some strip place.There was one girl there.I thought theres got be abetter place.He takes to another place.wow there must be 50 girls all hot!!! wow thats what Iam talking about.I sit down waiter comes over and order shots and beer.Iam ready to party.Two girls walk over one sits on my lap.one starts kissing me.Yea!!! Iam happy.I want get these girls back to the room.They say 100 for four hours. I say wheres the door lets go.I paid release fee.They meet me in cab and off we go.We stop by store to get booze and beer.one sucking my dick while the other is kissing .these girls know how to kiss.We get to hotel no problem no guess fee no check in nothing.We are in room and the girls start dancing drinking .kissing each other.Then they see me on bed watching and they both jump on bed tearing my clothes off wow both sucking my dick.Its crazy.I have had two girls in sj and tj but nothing like this.both were fighting for my dick.one jumps on top.Iam licking other one. its a contest who can sceam louder.The one on my face squirts about gallon in my mouth screaming away.then gets off pulls the other girl off.and jumps on.wow!! The other one starts talking spanish curse words than jumps on my face.they start kissing and sreaming.I got up pull off condom number 4.I put there butts in the air .and start fucking one than change and do the other.there kissing the whole time.wow!! we finly colasp.That was my fifth time cumming. Its about 6oo am in morning.One says she has to go back check in and will be right back.I say how much shes say free.Ok go I sleep.I heard knock on door.Its her.She jumps on me we go at it for about another hour.we fall asleep.I put all my money in the safe so i dont get a surprise when I wake up.I wake up she at it again.its about 1000 am.wow these peru girls know how too fuck.I finaly get her out.I open the door for to leave she push me back in room on wall and suck my dick.I came in her mouth.She said do I want to see her again.I took her number I said I will call her.This was the best sex I have ever had WOW!!!!! I go back to bed.I wake up.and check in to the suite.Inthe lobby they said a girl has ask for me twice.This must be plan b.cool I call her she said pick her up at 400 pm I said fine.I wlk around the streets and Iam in shock all women are beautifull.There following talking to me Iam a rock star.I eat lunch with two.They want to go dancing with me later.This is free pussy.I love Peru!! I said maybe .they gave me phone number.both had there hands on my leg for lunch.They both kiss me on cheek and made me promise too call.When I said how much they both got mad and said they were not putas.They wanted to be my girl friend .wow!! I went back to hotel got ready for plan b.I did not think plan b was hot from her pic.but she was so nice,I will go see her and see what happens.The hotel has its own taxi he said its a bad area where she lives.I said lets go it wasnt dark yet.I pull up it looks like duplexs not bad .the area did not look bad at all. I go to her door and knock and she opens the metal door.wow!!! she beautifull!!!! Iam stund.is this her sister or is this her.Its her Plan b is hot!! I say hi to family and off we go she is very shy.we try to talk in taxi but can not speak english.the taxi driver translate and iam happy with her.We go to dinner at resturant on pier very nice,Its not dark yet.I order seafood.she order it too. we stair at each other I ramble on how pretty she is.She has big tits too.I dont tell her that.I try to hold her hand and shes ok with this.Iam on a date,in peru,with this hott!! girl.Shes 27 and never been married no kids.what I dont understand.whats next she a virgin.We finish eating walk down pier .Then I make my move I try to kiss her,she likes it and we start making out right there.Yea!! I might get some .This is too good to be true.We go to hotel.we gamble and I win 500 bucks playing black jack.I hand to her ,she says no and puts in my pocket.I dont push it.I dont want for her to say puta word. she a good girl.She wants to see my room.Ok.lets go.She will not kiss me at hotel lobby.we get in elavator and she starts kissing me.We get to room.I give her tour than she pushes me on bed.I love peru!!!We start kissing and grabing I get her shirt off.wow what huge beautifull tits. Iam sucking them.I thought that they were fake .she laying down and there straight up.Wow!! I start pulling down her pants .she not saying no.Then I start eating that beautifull pussy. I look up .and her eyes go into the back of her head.Shes liking this.DO peru guys know how to eat pussy or what.She cums twice,then gets on top. this goes on intill 100 in morning.Iam amp.she wants to stay the night.ok with me .But I want to go back to that club.and find new girls.I will continue tommrow.

Oh My God...that hurts the eyeballs. Don't they have a computer program that can add paragraphs and punctuation these days.

I do appreciate the report...but 2 year old information is...well...two years old.

rm

"the girls blow powder in your face and you wake up in the morning on the steet in your underware."

I swear to God I had a dream like that once. But I think I was sitting in high school algebra at the time. Not sure.

rm

"Shes 27 and never been married no kids.what I dont understand.whats next she a virgin."

If you believe that, I've got some prime mountain top property available overlooking machu pichu.

rm

You cant be serious. This is almost unreadable.

White Powder for Sale!

email for foos recipe

Reminds me of ChrisDreams.......remember that discuss/chat!

If anyone reads that whole report they deserve a medal. He got to have the record for most periods in a report. because I think. that a report that good. Should be. saved for. Ever. Iam

First Bwana's pictures. Now this. My eyeballs are going to explode!

I bailed out on "don't dog the dog. This report is a couple yrs old".

Did I miss anything after that?

you missed this,,,,,
this.....

Thats fine I wont finish report.

Travelman, no need to be petulant. If you have information that you think might still be relevant, then by all means share it. However a James Joyce-ian stream of consciousness about a vague experience with little information pointing to specific locations or advice on where to find contacts is not going to be very appealing to anyone. There is a reason that the English language uses "paragraphs" by the way.

Please finish the report, it will provide fodder for the board and round out the week! Perhaps a paragraph or two, maybe a comma now and then, hell at this point a split-infinitive would be welcome!

Iam not going to finish report.You let people write about transvestites, and you cut down my report.FUCKYOU!!!

I'm having a bumper week, I have been called a dickhead and now a fuck you all within 24 hrs!

It's good to be the King!

Is he possibly kin to Markjealy?

fine , don't finish it , but we all know you wan't to tell , tell tell tell.

ummm yea someone pass me some doritos!

She has big tits too, but you don't tell her that. My God, you are such a gentleman.

Welcome to the board, Travelmans. You know, I always thought it would be cool to have a celebrity CH-Reporter Jeopardy showdown, but thus far we've only had two worthwhile contestants with Chrisdreams and The Happy Monger (Markjealy taught himself to read, so he gets to play Alex Trebek). But you clearly qualify as the third. Glad to have you here.

Of course, if you were as cool as Jabberbowski, your girl would have been a 24 year old student and you'd have given her 5 orgasms instead of only 2.

But what's my point? Oh yeah, welcome aboard.

LM

Smuckin,

this is all your fault, I just remembered; you and those damn transvestites........

I am a bit curious to see if you got even with the materialistic bitchy girl. I mean after all it sounds like that was the whole purpose of your trip.(patting myself on the back for making it that far down).

this report is unreadable. do us all a favor, use some punctuations and take a new trip...try Dominican republic or Cuba 2 year old reports are....old news

Wonder what his trip to Machu Pichu was like?

MM

This is too much.just keep the stupid shit comming.Iam getting off this site for good.We are soppose to ban together not beat the fuck out of someone.Inless your fucking dudes.Cancel my shit off this site.I always kept silent,and travel alot.enjoy the reports.but never I thought you guys were a bunch of idots.But now Iam pist,fuck you all.

Learn English.

And like a shooting star, he was gone...you lit up our lives for 25 short hours, but the laughs will last us a lifetime. Or at least a few days.

Later pendejo. iam. wishing. youa safej ourney out. of here.

Just out of curiosity I paragraphed his report. Holy hell - he brought $10K in CASH to Peru???

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This is my first report,so dont dog the dog. This report is a couple yrs old.but I enjoy everybodys report so I thought I would add one. I never thought I would go to peru,I have been to tj many times and costa rica 5 times in one yr.I went on a single web site on south america.

Started chating with this beautifull girl from peru.We talk for about two weeks and she said all the right things.I talk to her on the phone also.I was defently interested. I ask her if she had visa for usa she said yes.I told her I would fly her to california, she said yes.It was a sunday and she would be coming out thurs.for two weeks.

I had my daughter with me on sunday so I had to sneek around and hardly played with my daughter.It took me 4 hours to book this stupid flight.I email it to her,it was about 800 bucks.

Then 5 hours went by and I didnt hear from her.I call, emailed.I finally got a hold of her the next day.I called she answered she said she only flys first class,then hung up on me.

Wow!! I was pissed I never fly first class who does this bitch think she is.So what now what happens to the flight.Now I think i have been con for a ticket.I called her told her to get on that flight iam not paying for first class because she hung up on me.

She said she not comming and thats it.she then says come to peru and she will give me anything I want sex just come. I said fuckyou and hung up.Iam pissed off.Fuck that bitch.Iam the type of guy you fuck with me .Iam going to get you back.But not hit you or break the law.but I will make you say you were wrong then I forget about it.

So now how am I going to get this bitch back.So I call her tell her Iam going there. Itstead of her being happy she says are you going to take me shopping.I bite my lip,I want to say f u but i dont, all I want to do is meet this bitch and fuck her in the ass then leave.

So I say yea baby I will take you shopping.I gamble with her she keeps the winning,what ever she wants to hear.I have mission.Have her fall for me, fuck her than leave.

So I book my flight.but I want a back up plan so I go back on the site and meet another girl from peru.She nice sincer just very nice. she wants to pick me up at airport.so now I have back up plan.I fly late wed night out of smf cali.I land in houston.early morning.

I call the hi price free bitch.She answers and says buy me something at airport make it expensive.Iam ready to scream.I bite my lip and say yes baby.In my head Iam thinking I cant wait to put my dick in her mouth and cum down her mouth. She then says I will pick you up at airport.I say its ok It will be late 1130 at night.Iam thinking I already have backup plan meeting .plus I dont trust this bitch,she will rob me anyways.I tell her I will call her in morning.

Iam waiting for my flight in houston and x cia guy is talking to me.Hes says how dangerious it is in peru.That the girls blow powder in your face and you wake up in the morning on the steet in your underware. Now this is my first time to peru,so hes got me a little scared but i have been cr before never any problems.I did not check luggage I have mine carry on with me.To save time because I will be in late.

I had 10,000 dollars on me.I put 3000 dollars in the luggage.I get on plane ,I put the suit case about two seats away above me.There was no space left on top of me.little concern about this.but figue I would be ok.

flight was good slept a little.Plane lands and everybody stands up to get off to get on busses.I go to grab my luggage and it is gone.Wow!! what just happen. The guy behind me things a lady in wheel chair took it.She got on first bus.Iam trying to talk to somebody to help me and nobody speaks english.I get on second busses thinking I just lost 3000 dollars.Iam pist.

we get to imagration and there must be 1000 people there. I yell at every buddy to raise there suit case and they look at me like iam crazy.I try to talk to security they dont speak english.I guess this old lady had my suit case.thought it was hers .They stop her right when she was geting into her cab.They brought it to me.

I grab it ran into bathroom check to see if my money was there it was, no problem.Glad that was over.I have been peru 30 min and my suit case was stolen.Wow!! what else would happen here.I go thru imagration long line.

I get thru its about 100 in the morning iam not even at hotel yet.I walk to where taxis are holy shit theres all these people waving signs.yelling.

Iam tired Iam looking for plan b taxi guys are grabing my arm.Iam pulling away telling to back off.I see one girl standing by herself,but she does not looking at me.So off to hotel.marriot in mira flores.taxi takes me to wrong hotel.Thats great I say marriot again .He takes me to right hotel.

I use my m rewards.get a regular room.than the next 3days i get the suite.Iam in my room and it is 200 am.I get energy I want to find these beautifull women.I dont know what happen to plan b.I will hook up tommorow.

I tell taxi pizza alley.he says very danerious. I say take me anyways.I walk thru couple of girls call me,but nothing I like.so back same cab he takes to some strip place.There was one girl there. I thought theres got be abetter place.He takes to another place.wow there must be 50 girls all hot!!! wow thats what Iam talking about.I sit down waiter comes over and order shots and beer.Iam ready to party.

Two girls walk over one sits on my lap.one starts kissing me.Yea!!! Iam happy.I want get these girls back to the room.They say 100 for four hours. I say wheres the door lets go.I paid release fee.They meet me in cab and off we go.We stop by store to get booze and beer.

one sucking my dick while the other is kissing .these girls know how to kiss.We get to hotel no problem no guess fee no check in nothing.We are in room and the girls start dancing drinking .kissing each other.Then they see me on bed watching and they both jump on bed tearing my clothes off wow both sucking my dick.Its crazy.

I have had two girls in sj and tj but nothing like this.both were fighting for my dick.one jumps on top.Iam licking other one. its a contest who can sceam louder.The one on my face squirts about gallon in my mouth screaming away.then gets off pulls the other girl off.and jumps on.wow!! The other one starts talking spanish curse words than jumps on my face.they start kissing and sreaming.

I got up pull off condom number 4.I put there butts in the air .and start fucking one than change and do the other.there kissing the whole time.wow!! we finly colasp.That was my fifth time cumming. Its about 6oo am in morning.One says she has to go back check in and will be right back.I say how much shes say free.

Ok go I sleep.I heard knock on door.Its her.She jumps on me we go at it for about another hour.we fall asleep.I put all my money in the safe so i dont get a surprise when I wake up.I wake up she at it again.its about 1000 am.wow these peru girls know how too fuck.I finaly get her out.

I open the door for to leave she push me back in room on wall and suck my dick.I came in her mouth.She said do I want to see her again.I took her number I said I will call her.This was the best sex I have ever had WOW!!!!! I go back to bed.I wake up.and check in to the suite.

Inthe lobby they said a girl has ask for me twice.This must be plan b.cool I call her she said pick her up at 400 pm I said fine.I wlk around the streets and Iam in shock all women are beautifull.

There following talking to me Iam a rock star.I eat lunch with two.They want to go dancing with me later.This is free pussy.I love Peru!! I said maybe .they gave me phone number.both had there hands on my leg for lunch.They both kiss me on cheek and made me promise too call.When I said how much they both got mad and said they were not putas.They wanted to be my girl friend .wow!!

I went back to hotel got ready for plan b.I did not think plan b was hot from her pic.but she was so nice,I will go see her and see what happens.The hotel has its own taxi he said its a bad area where she lives.I said lets go it wasnt dark yet.I pull up it looks like duplexs not bad .the area did not look bad at all. I go to her door and knock and she opens the metal door.


wow!!! she beautifull!!!! Iam stund.is this her sister or is this her.Its her Plan b is hot!! I say hi to family and off we go she is very shy.we try to talk in taxi but can not speak english.the taxi driver translate and iam happy with her.

We go to dinner at resturant on pier very nice,Its not dark yet.I order seafood.she order it too. we stair at each other I ramble on how pretty she is.She has big tits too.I dont tell her that.I try to hold her hand and shes ok with this.

Iam on a date,in peru,with this hott!! girl.Shes 27 and never been married no kids.what I dont understand.whats next she a virgin.We finish eating walk down pier .Then I make my move I try to kiss her,she likes it and we start making out right there.

Yea!! I might get some .This is too good to be true.We go to hotel.we gamble and I win 500 bucks playing black jack.I hand to her ,she says no and puts in my pocket.I dont push it.I dont want for her to say puta word. she a good girl.

She wants to see my room.Ok.lets go.She will not kiss me at hotel lobby.we get in elavator and she starts kissing me.We get to room.I give her tour than she pushes me on bed.I love peru!!!We start kissing and grabing I get her shirt off.wow what huge beautifull tits. Iam sucking them.I thought that they were fake .she laying down and there straight up.

Wow!! I start pulling down her pants .she not saying no.Then I start eating that beautifull pussy. I look up .and her eyes go into the back of her head.Shes liking this.DO peru guys know how to eat pussy or what.She cums twice,then gets on top. this goes on intill 100 in morning.Iam amp.she wants to stay the night.ok with me .But I want to go back to that club.and find new girls.I will continue tommrow.

Travelmans,
Please come back...all is forgiven. I, for one, won't criticize your report or your writing style. I used to have a friend who once belonged to this board, (Hugh G. Reckshun) who wrote about his adventures when he went to the Philippines. He wrote more than one TR because I asked him to.

But because he was slammed by certain mongers (I'm not going to mention names) for everything he wrote regarding his trip overseas, he called me all upset and told me he was going to quit CH, as the unkind remarks and criticisms about his adventure to the Philippines were met with constant ridicule and scorn.

Admittedly, your knowledge of the English language, and grammar, or lack thereof, could use a bit of polishing, but nevertheless, you are trying and that's what counts. Please keep posting, I want to hear about the rest of your trip.

My friend Hugh G. Reckshun has gone back to the Philippines two more times since he quit his membership to CH and has decided not to share his sordid adventures, thanks in part to those who find humor in attacking his credibility and using his report as a means to entertain themselves through personal attacks as well as each other.

This is also why I chose to refrain from submitting a TR when I went to Indonesia. It's not worth it.

Bottom line: Everyone loses out.

(BTW, I thought Blazers was banned from this forum for "outing" another mongers career description?)

Master Bates.

Travelman, that's the CH kiss of death - if MasterBates is the only guy defending you, you know you have some serious issues

I agree with Masterbates on the matter of Travelnmanz tenure at CH.

Travelenman, just as you were a "lurker" for a while; there is a scilent mass here who love RAW as Bare Back Trip Reportz.

Anywone who writes, "She answers and says buy me something at airport make it expensive.Iam ready to scream.I bite my lip and say yes baby.In my head Iam thinking I cant wait to put my dick in her mouth and cum down her mouth"\i

Deserves to be a part of out most esteemed and high class group.

Stay Metal,

\m/

Metal, check your in-box. Need your e-mail address.

Hail to Black Sabbath!

Master B.

Wnose; He had another 3k in the suitcase. No wonder he ran down that old lady. I can understand having some cash on hand but 13k?

RG.

Guys, give travelmannnnnns a break. At least he knows how to choose high class girls that only fly first class. We have to give high credit for high class tastes.

MM

come an listen to a story bout a man named jed......

TM, don't let the ramblings of others scare you off. I appreciate your rpt, and I thank wnose who help to make it readable.

Most of the slams are done as private jokes between the members; really no harm to be taken...

MB gets the napom thrown on him for his pics....and it is a shame, he has not posted a pic in a long time.....

cfk gets his nuts in a vice for buying some garota an apartment.....and going to the terma and handing all the girls his key to buy drinks and $10r cans of pringles.....

cat hates all my choices in garota's......so what if they can't read and write......they can fuck...... and his personal fav pammy is now in law school.....and drives......

hm...loves to instigate cat for no reason......

jag, well he is just an easy target....must be the pink shirt.....

and the list goes on.........

so keep on writing and let the shit run down your back that you get from these fine upstanding hillary clinton lovers......

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Although I couldn't read the report, my friend with schizoprenia read it to me just fine. He said the language was martian.

Still waiting for your Indo TR Masterbates

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this report (now readable) is by far my favorite report since the warren report. thanks Wnose!nice work TM...just one question..was that U.S. money ? i would love to read the rest of the report and would you please add how you got that kinda scratch.

Blazars , im am too waiting for masterbates jakarta report?

I guess make believe land is closed for now.

Travelmans,
I'm curious, can you give us a little insight on yourself. You know what country are you from. what is your first language. What kind of work do you do... ect.

i am guessing the new load warrior is Turkish, 32 years old and lives in long island ny....anybody else want to take a guess? i know cat has an opinion.

sounds pretty close!

Diversity, thanks for your support. I have many more pics of heavy-set chicas to submit to the board, but because of recent attacks like these toward Travelmans for instance, why bother?

Masterbates....i would like to see the photo's of the gorda's. what the hell? they might be someones taste. more cushion for the push in. the main problem with gordas is that you dont ever have left overs after a meal. i vote post em MB...

Latinalover,I was 40 yrs old at that time.I work out every otherday.Iam orig.from florida.

I Played too much football wasnt that good at school.I moved to california.I expolded in fliping homes.Made tons of money.Now waiting for next boom.In peru and in other countries i have been too, sex is not a dirty word like america.I love sex.and I respect them.they love me.so thats it.

travelman...so far, you have my vote as reporter and hombre of the year!! when is your next trip planned? i think a film crew would do you some justice. you are a true LOAD WARRIOR. i think you should march on Rio and Cuba. we could make an award winning documentary...the march of the load warrior....hire cat and cfk as your film crew...or gophers.

JR,

you apparently have no idea how hard working with Cat can be.......

CFK....but dont you think travelmans escapades should be recorded? you and cat would be the ideal dream team to produce a club hombre docu/comedy

JR,

Cat would be worse to work for than Oliver Stone.
However your concept of a documentary of Travelmans exploits possibly could raise the bar for fairy tales and other short stories.

cfk...i cant even get a response from travelman. i tried to offer my services for him in Rio, but he wont reply. i want to personally escort him to help and all the fun places around town. the load warrior needs to be tested.(and documented) and what better place than Rio! i thought we could even have a shrink do some color commentary on the footage. any idea's?.....JR

Here's an example of how hard I am to work for: "CFK, stop buying R$30 drinks." "CFK, stop buying R$15 cans of potato chips." "CFK, don't eat that with your fingers." "CFK, don't put your shoes on the table." "CFK, don't pay R$200 for a blowjob from the ugliest puta in Rio." "CFK, don't give US$60k apartments to the first hooker you see."

Kinda like dealing with a senior citizen who, at first, you think has Alzheimers or something but, after a while, you find out is just dense. Diversity, LatinaLover, back me up on this one.

Cat,
I'm doing much better this trip, no Pringles, refused to see #*##@*, and am using napkins for most of my meals. Jag bought me a nice bracelet with the ex's name on it so I can HAVE THE POWER as he calls it. Had a girl yesterday that had worked for McDonalds until 2 days ago, 18. Was second program in her life. then last night met a girl brand new, first time TA and first program. Both were very shy and a refreshing change...maybe that bracelet really works!
CFK

Cat
The truth speaks volumes..... I sit and watch one hot garota after another go by and he will say nothing, later, he will say, "hey look at that one over there", I say where?? he says there.. I look and its the fucken maid or some fucking street urchin. 10 days is entirely too long. I have a lot of other stories you would love to hear but I am sworn to secrecy.

Look, you guys are great people (except CFK of course), but does this belong in a trip report, much less one as great as this one?

Some decorum, please.

I can't be sure if MB ever visited Indonesia. He doesn't answer any of my emails to his inbox.

Eventhough he knows I go to Hermosillo monthly he never communicates to me when he will be going next. I was beginning to think he was dead, or even worse: MARRIED! Until I saw these discus and chat postings.

One thing is for sure: He has visited Hermosillo because his photos of the dive bars he likes check out!