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Early September, I was doing some traveling in INDIA (didn't have any time for mongering there) and the proximity to Thailand (not to mention the various reports and photos) tempted me to make a quick side trip for 3 nights before heading back to the US.
I stayed at the OMNI, chosen based on the reviews in this board, and I was NOT disappointed at all. I won't go into the
rates/location/description since it's well documented by others. I'll stay there again !
I arrived quite late, around midnight, and by the time I'd settled in, immediately headed back up the street to the action I'd seen on Sukhumvit in the taxi on the way to the hotel. Every single bar I passed on the way seemed to be one of the barfine bars. In fact during my entire
stay I don't think I saw a bar that was NOT flesh-peddling oriented. That's not a criticism, mind you.
It was VERY hot and humid even though it was 1 AM and I was ready to inhale a beer. On some sort of autopilot, after happily waving off several invitations, I entered into a well-lit and, as I found out later, newly opened bar called Night&Day (right at the Sukhumvit, NE side I believe).
First thing I did was learn the name of the bartendar (StdOperProc) and told her to keep the Singha's coming. Several girls approached me but I had just arrived and wanted to case the talent. Nothing really caught my eye. The girls were pretty enough but below what I had expected. I wrote it off to being too hyped up and was not going to draw conclusions from the
first population sample. One of the better looking girl who spoke whiny but good english seemed to really like me. I got my bearings through her, learning what the barfine was and when the place shut down. It apparently closed at 2AM and it was already 1:15 !
She asked if I would barfine her out and I just laughed given the 45 minutes until closing. She was quiet for a while (I may have bought her a drink and she was sipping that) and asked again which I of course declined but thanked her. Then she said, "OK. After closing meet me across the street at the 7-11. I can't let the house know I go home with you or I get in trouble" I've been in this kind of situation before and had NO intention of waiting for her ass, cute as she was. With all that I'd read I knew there are TONS of options in Bangkok, so I replied "Fine but I'm waiting 5 minutes. If you're not there by then I'll be gone."
Closing time seemed to come VERY quickly and the Singha's were having the desired effect. I left the bar, walked to the 7-11 and left after about 2 minutes. After all I'd only just arrived and wanted to see what the main drag had to offer. I made my way along Sukhumvit in both directions but didn't seem to find much. After about 40 mins travel fatigue hit me and I made my way back to the hotel, assuming that I'd make up for it next night (and get a damn map).
Who do I come across just as I'm cutting through the 7-11...the chick from the bar who has apparently been looking for me..LOL. Hell, never look a gift horse in the mouth so off we went. My fatigue seemed to vanish when we got to my room (which was so big to her that she kept getting lost/confused). She actually looked great without clothes (nice hips) and was keen for everything I lead her into (BBJ, any position, etc...no anal 'cause it's not a big thing for me). Woke up late about noon and while she was leaning over the couch looking out the window at the view....well, you know.
While we were dressing she was asking me if I wanted her to come back this evening or if I was going to get another girl. I thought honesty is the best policy and told her that I would definitely look for another girl. She seemed to accept that and then said "could I have a little money?". I gave her 1000 baht and she said "this is not very much". I was going to stick to my guns but, as she gathered the rest of her things, almost to herself she said, "oh well, you have a big cock (I absolutely don't). With that I added $500 baht, which when you get down to it ISN'T a lot of money for all night (and yes I know it was ego stroking but I don't hear THAT very often LOL).
Spent the rest of the afternoon lounging at the pool (very sunny day) and gathered info for the night's prowls off of the internet. I made sure I got my bearings while it was daylight and found club Eden, my big goal for the night. Weather was still very hot and I returned to the hotel for a shower. By the time I headed out it was about 8:30. I wanted to see what NANA plaza was like but had NO intention of spending too much time there. My plan was to hit a couple of bars at each level and check out the talent. I realized that if I had a beer in each place, I risked taking home an absolute troll so for the most part asked for water.
After about the 4th bar I noticed what I consider a disturbing trend. Generally, the girls have a flat chest (no surprise and no problem either) and fairly flat butts. I definitely like what I would describe as a "brazilian" butt, however it became apparent that there was LITTLE CHANCE I'd find that. Undaunted I was ready for the ultimate....club Eden which I had located earlier. Just as I was making my way down the steps, the heavens opened and it POURED rain. Oh well, I thought, I'll just spend some time visiting some more bars till it passes. 4 bars later, I figured, what the hell, there's always tomorrow and decided to make do. I hit a bar on the 3 floor (circus? don't really remember name) and it had a one of the better selections dancing on stage. I went into beer mode and while looking got a REALLY good massage from one of the "slightly rode hard and put up wet" waitresses (she asked for a drink for her efforts which was OK with me). I was in no hurry and my stomach was kinda feeling funny so I just watched them cycle on and off the stage and settled my stomach with Singha. On one of the rotations I caught the profile of a REALLY cute girl and immediately said "that one". It's about 11 PM
Too make an already too long story short we ran back in the intermittent rain to my hotel. Once inside she took off her shoes which unbeknownst to me were about 5 inches high (not heels). I was with a spinner !! Soaking wet she weighed maybe 90 lbs, but what a tiger in bed ! She wasn't too fond of blowjobs but there were more important matters to attend to anyway. We drifted off to sleep until I awoke at 3 AM and my digestive track was saying, hit the john, and NOW!
I had the worst case of diarrahea I had ever experienced (to this day I don't know if it was the water I drank in those bars or it was something I picked up while in India). After the 5th or 6th trip to the bathroom, this girl (her name was Sue and I forgot to mention that in spite of her small stature she had a super-tight body....0% body fat and kinda muscular) said "I know what you've got. I got the same thing when I came here from LAOS. You stay here. I'm going to pharmacy to get you medicine and food". And off she went.
Thirty minutes later she came back loaded with supplies and commanded me to eat and take the pills. I ate but passed on the "unknown pills in a foreign country" part of the remedy. The food helped and we went back to bed. By 7am the next morning there was no change in my condition and I took the pills she gave me (yes, I know but I had a 37 hour flight the following day...can you imagine being in that shape for that long a flight?!).
In spite of this we had plenty of romps during the day and after taking the pill it REALLY helped. By about 5pm I only had to hit the head every 4 hours. I was VERY appreciative and told Sue that she can just go and barfine herself out of this night and she returned ladened with food once again. Club Eden was going to have to be a miss unfortunately. The constant sex and the shits had worn me out.
By the evening I seemed almost cured and by this time we had REALLY found our groove (that little laotian REALLY liked sex).
Next day around 3 I sent her on her way with $100 bucks...she was really concerned because she didn't have a clue how much that was. I told her she'd be fine and she gave me her number and a sad kiss and was on her way.
Final comments/opinons: Glad I went, but the THAI/LAO look isn't what sets me off (not into the whole asian thing really). In hindsight I should've asked Sue to return with ANOTHER girl from the bar 'cause I think she would have been into that. DAMMIT. I also realize that a count of 2 women is pretty embarrasing but what are you gonna do? What WAS great about Bangkok was the accessibility (they are everywhere and there are stunners if you can be patient) and the fact that it is C-H-E-A-P cheap.
Nonetheless BRAZIL has got to be where I need to go next.
Always set goals for yourself.
STJOHN